/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17696814
THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE

>>13513373
>Oh hi, there.
>Oh, wow, it smells so delicious.
>I've waited 14 hours to eat, etc
>just got out of the hospital.
>Would it be okay if I get 2 more of those biscuits?
>Are they as fresh and delicious as I remember?
>Smile.
>See if they don't just say, oh chile, I'm gonna ask you to wait a couple mins, cause we got some in the oven right now.
?Is it true you have real honey if I ask?
>Manager moseys over, say hi to them too, and tell them how nice the person was helping you order, etc.
>How do I spell your name on my yelp review cause I've never had such a polite experience here?
>Make their day, dude.
>Extra thanks.
>Play it by ear, ask for the hookup on the hot sauce x5.
>Ask if there is a tip jar, ROFL of course they do not have one, but ask.
I don't know whether to laugh or cringe uncontrollably. This is a whole new level of meme-grade autism.