/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8248597
N-naw man, I'm good, thanks for the suggestion though.

>>8236442
Why would you be with a dude that cut off his dick?

You could bang a dude that has a dick and have him bang you when you feel like it, or you could bang a woman for the real tits and babby making capability. A dude who chopped his dick off is the worst of both worlds. You lose all around. And worst of all, there's almost certainly some extreme mental illness (hence the chopped dick) that'll result in it chopping bits of you off at some point when it loses its' mind again.

All in all a terrible choice, even if made due to being emotionally compromised.

I would caution you to seriously reconsider the decisions that led you to this point in your life.

>tfw went to dinner with workmates and one of the lard beasts I work with kept calling the waitstaff "food fairies" and giggling after.
>tfw she put sugar in her ice water
>tfw she ordered two entrees for herself
>and devoured them before the rest of the table finished their first
>and ordered two desserts to "share" then ate ~95% of both, leaving murky coalesced remnants to "share", which everyone politely declined
>and demanded we split the bill evenly instead of paying for our own meals, until the boss shut her down
>which caused her to start bawling and screeching about not having enough money to buy her child birthday gifts and afford her medications for her conditions
>literally throwing a temper tantrum in a public place as an adult, with your coworkers around you

Why are fat women so horrible?

>>8216888
>wanting this site to be like social media in any way

>>8157496
Okay, you are either certifiably retarded or trolling. Just dump a bunch of random spices on everything, great idea. I'm sure that's what they do at michelin star restaurants, just dunk steaks in a cup of random shit.

>>8145326
In general, I hate the entire coffee shop barista """culture""" that exists, but holy fuck, you are such an annoying retard that words cannot adequately express how much I want to take a bat to your face.