/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15037994
YOU CALL YOURSELF A COOK? MY DAUGHTER COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT
>slaps a plate of salmon
>salmon explodes
YOU FUCKING DONKEY ITS SO BURNT IT'S HANDING OUT N WORD PASSES!
>kicks over bin
HOW DO YOU MESS UP A GRILLED CHESSE?
>does backflip in protest
THE CHEESE IS NOT ONLY NOT MELTED BUT HARD! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BURN IT BUT NOT MELT THE CHEESE?
>throws hot risotto
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!
>grabs grilled cheese and crushes it between his fingers
>lays on the floor crying in a puddle of food he threw

>>14774613
he's a good chef but he in no way lives up to his name. Although a lot of youtube chefs wouldn't be able to manage a restaurant like him, a lot of them have a greater knowledge of cooking than him

>>14770680
I've hated him for ages due to the way everyone treats him like a god. He also gives a bunch of shit advice like putting half your spice rack into burgers and shit that goes aginst basic science like, "put some olive oil into the pasta water this stops the pasta from sticking" this wouldn't be so bad if everyone didn't treat what he says like gospel.

>and that helps to get the cheese nicely melted

*cheese looks more solid than when he started*