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>>9179719
Fucking nice

> be me
>Live in 5brm house alone with girlfriend
> Raining sex
>gf had this friend from work named Nikki who was trailer park tier
> Apparently just escaped abusive relationship
>gf begs me to let Nikki stay over, have more than enough space can't really say no
> Nobody tells me until after she moves in that she had a four year old boy
> Constantly dumps kid on us to go to work
> Says she works at 7 eleven bit have never seen her uniform
> When asked which store she says several locations
> Kid is not even potty trained yet and pisses and shits everywhere
> Thinks Santa Claus is his dad
> we have ton of food but she insists on feeding him only Cheerios
> From a bowl on the floor
> Because she says he won't sit at table
> Finds out she had two kids before
> One was taken by child protective services
>she traded other for a truck
> Take kid to McDonald's
> Feed him nuggies
> He throws up bright green
> Says mommy put spicy water in his Gatorade again
> Find out that means bleach
> Almost get arrested at fucking McDonald's because people think I did it