/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mfw I realize were just enabling eachother with these threads

>back when I was like 12-13
>parents arent home
>decide I want a hotdog, but not just a hotdog a grilled hotdog
>try to remember what dad taught me about the grill
>ok I have to turn the gas on and close the hood
>leave it like that for a while and I notice that the thermometer isnt going up
>realize I didnt ignite it so I turn the knob to start the clicker
>theres a huge boom, the hood flies open and all the hair on my right arm is gone