/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11174393
>>11174406
No, here you go you shitposters, take this high quality helper pic for your future shitposting endeavors.

>>11139345
>Honestly how can you guys eat that stuff knowing it's turning you into a woman?
I'm extremely alpha and have so much testosterone that if I didn't curb it a bit with dietary phytoestrogens I would begin instinctively and involuntarily punching out strangers and inseminating their women to an excessive degree which would interfere with my day job.

>>11068151
This:
>>11068154
But it's just Finnish for Help.
https://translate.google.com/#fi/en/apu
Because he's the helper. He's likable because you know he's trying his best to help even though he's retarded.

>>11054609
>To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Pretty spooky projection in hindsight.

What are the best foods to eat while high?

>>10941104
>when you get cancer or diabetes or wherever the mucus accumulates
lol, I really hope you're for real and not just trolling, this is classic.

>>10800886
Hit him with the dude weed. That'll get him eating again.

>>10493382
Pizza rolls.

>smoke leaf
>get hunger
>eat
>get fat

>>10339451
Baked. Like me.

I smoke the dude weed.

Are Cheetos not liked because Colorado is a weed state, and it represents some sort of stereotype?

pot brownies

>>8876187
>Plating is trash, I know.

what did he mean by this?

>drink all day long for several days
>can't even drink anymore and don't get drunk so stop
>horrible hangover
>feel great when the hangover goes away, start thinking about how i will fix my life and stop drinking completely
>couple of days go and i feel incredibly anxious about everything and can't get anything done so i start to drink to make it feel better
>repeat 47 times in a row