/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7504460
Fuck you fine

>uncle is a notorious fuck machine
>the guy is really nice, except when he hasn't had a lay in a while, and naturally he's been divorced like four times
>one of the byproducts of my uncle's fuckery manged to marry some trashy cunt who got him hooked into drugs
>they lose their kid and my uncle gets custody
>I live with my uncle so this is naturally bullshit, as my uncle's grandson is a total spoiled fucker for some reason
>how drug addicts managed to make a spoiled brat is beyond me, kid showed up with holes in his shoes but literally every piece of Minecraft swag one could buy
>a week after this asshole moves in he wants to play Minecraft on my vidya console - tell him that I need to save first (I don't want to groom this kid but I mean he did lose his parents)
>runs off with tears in his eyes, somehow finds the kitchen garbage can and THROWS A FULL GARBAGE CAN DOWN THE STAIRS
>uncle is at work, I start cleaning it up and he asks me if he can play Minecraft now

tl;dr - he's a spoiled fuck, my uncle is usually out fucking and now I have to cook for my retarded uncle's grandson. I can't fucking hit this kid you retards, he's not my kid and I'll get in trouble for it and join his stupid parents in jail