/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>10378672
>its genetics! Alcohol and smoking is actually healthy for you

I bet this thread is full of samefagging with 1 guy pretending he HATES the huh meme so that people post it out of spite
Thats the only way this meme would really catch on because him replying to himself with 'based' isnt working

>eating is such a hassle

>farm fresh ingredients

>professional dish dude
>arrive 1 hour before your shift every night just to take it even more easy and get paid even more
>wear comfy gloves and half ass your job, work as slow as possible
>listen to comfy music and get drunk in the restroom, talk to the cute waitresses and the cool waiters, eat food and drink booze straight from fridge while no one's lookin
>they take it easy on you for the first day because they know you're the new guy
>take some more food home from the fridge so i can have the munchies at night
>two weeks in chef gets angry at me for going too slow, cooks are angry because dishes are dirty, don't care because i can get another dish job anytime
>go back home 90 bucks richer every night
>get fired a month later
>take a 1 week vacation and find another dishwashing job in a heartbeat without interview
>rinse/repeat