/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Used to work as a waiter in a country club
>Guy from Haiti worked there
>Used to walk around cleaning the dining area whistling and singing to himself in Haitian Creole
>Day after the Haiti earthquake
>He comes into work
>Clearly in tears
>walks around the dining room screeching and shaking the tables whilst mumbling
>nobody knows what to do
>eventually he lays down under a huge 12 seat table
>shakes it and pulls it from beneath until it falls over
>lands on his head, he gets a concussion
>never see him again