/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>got a girl to come to my house for a date
>just bought a new griddle pan
>wanted to show it off and impress her
>coo grilled Salmon
>it has really nice grill marks
>the meal is really uncomfortable
>we do not connect
>ONLY comment I make the entire meal is 'this fish has grill marks'
>say that same thing 10 times
>she looks uncomfortable, compliments the food
>it starts to thunderstorm outside
>I offer to let her sleep in my room and I will sleep on the couch
>halfway through the night feel bad and wake up
>want to get her back to liking me
>have asleep loo at the griddle pan
>go to her room
>use masking tape to tape 3 large stripes onto her thigh
>in the morning hear her waking up
>walk into the room
>point to her thigh
>'this fish has grill marks!'
>she looks at her legs screams and threatens the police
>i apologise and pay for her taxi home