/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13191364
>holiday has a dozen or so dishes with hundreds of variations.
>can't think of a way to satisfy the need to create le unique epic mealtime when presented with these impossible, unmoving constraints.

Every holiday has a select set of associated dishes, get over yourself. No one's telling you to make a paint by numbers pilgrim feast. If you can't bring yourself to prepare poultry and vegetable dishes, then just make the same mac and cheese slop you eat the rest of the year.

You sound like the type of person who volunteers to make the holiday dinner just so you can complain about the task and lord it over everyone else.