/ck/ - Food & Cooking

my boss loves off road racing and some of the most hardcore shit takes place in Baja California. Since I took pictures for work, my boss has me go with him to race his some of his trucks.

>1000 mile race in Mexico
>Im taking pictures and videos of the race
>after a few days of not sleeping well and eating the most vile looking middle of bum fuck nowhere food the race ends
>co driver and I have been talking about In and Out burgers the entirety of the race
>Arrive in some small town to stop for food
>the menu has burgers and fries
>ohgodyes.png
>Co driver and I order the burger and the power goes out in the town right after we order, but we still eat that shit like a fat kid that found a cookie jar
>Driving to our next location and I start throwing up inside the trophy truck and all over the side of the door
>Arrive at motel and spend the night having aerosol shits and exorcist vomit
>oh god im going to die in mexican motel like my great uncle
> Wake up and we drive across the border
>stop at a mcdonalds and i shit and vomit all over the handicapped stall, unfortunately most of my efforts missed the intended target
>pass out until we get to LA to drop off my co driver
>I drive up the rest of I-5 periodically stopping to mark my territory with shit or vomit like some kind of demon dog
>What was suppose to be a 6 hour drive became a 10 hour trip because of my shit/vomit trail
>end up missing almost a week of work because of that food poisoning.

Couldnt have burgers for 6 months, but at least I got to meet really cool people at the race. Pic semi related.