/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9884172
>Would you like me to list all the additives and preservatives too, you pedantic asshole?
Yes please. I will be waiting.

>>9250546
>Am I at kindling stage if after two or so days of drinking I get sleep paralysis often and my blood starts to feel "dirty"
What the fuck are you even talking about? That little drinking; obviously no. Moreover, you would have to have some Michael J Fox levels of shaking before your taper would chew your brain to swiss cheese.

>>9230141
Literally looks like you scrapped your garbage disposal and placed those scraps on top of some crockpot meat nestled between a moldy dollar store bun.

>>9215150
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Le Cordon Bleu, and I’ve been involved in numerous cooking competitions, and I have over 300 successful restaurants.

I am trained in French, Italian, German, British, and Chinese cuisine and my restaurants have more Michelin Stars than your IQ. You are nothing to me but just another dishwasher turned fryer boy. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your business, your customers, your family, and any positive publicity that you have received in your life. You’re fucking done, kid. I can send food critics anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your business in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in a variety of cuisines, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the the media (local, national, international) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.