/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Well shIt on a Diiiickk and make it quick

In high school.. Lost a bet Not too proud but condom over a frozen Frank up my cookie.Lost my virginity that way. Only time I came

Smoke a blunt or two. That will change everything.Nobody I know of has died from grocery suushi

Because it gives me rancid gas.... I end conversation fast

Tuna cheese wheat bread. Tuna melt y'all.

Speak of the devil. That's it rite on

Cause sometimes you hit that bong so hard you gotta brace yourself and keep it simple. Thank you heaven for fire alarms.This month I was blinded again by my allergies and I had smoked two blunts... Almost passed out for a second.. Until Adele sang hello.. That album saved my ass

ID fawuck it.....Im vegan tho....cause I'm doing this hero diet

Well DESU the solution is an altogether dilution

Mmmmmm he is so sexy. He has that whole forum thing going on makes me crazy. I love triangles men.. Especially if they know how to heat up a kitchen. Ovveuyyy

Fifty cal cheesecake.Look it up folks

Big Ol bbc

Tokyoooooooooooo AHHH. I'm vegetarian so I can't eat wasibi .I got six jobs so I get offered this a lot... I dont

Dry.Maybe like...... No. Walmart has better sandwich's for under two bucks okay so I don't know...three?

Pizza enchiladas yall.ANDABIGOL BROwn sugar poptart

Throw on a brown sugar pop tart.Trust me. It be bombing brown sugar baby YEAH

Anything but instant coffee. Seriously that shhllack makes my balls fall off.

Remember to soak beans overnight in baking soda. Cold water to reduce the gas in it. I swear your ass will be choiring the star spangled banner of you don't.

Valencia. One time I slow cooked poptarts with it and I kid you not. It was fuckiing magical.Brown sugar baby.

I begged my mother for the recipe since I started cooking for years. It was a hit at work potlucks and senpai gatherings till this past weekend I had a real country treat.Ran out of my goods for it and I was tired. So I used Jiff... They like it better. Has this happened to you folks?

Goals

By using laxatives and puking. Then I occasionally ally smoke ice

Whyyy

I cannot eat chicken fried since my ex liked eating it during foreplay