/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>And most of us aren't fat like you all think.
I have lived in Minnesota, Ohio, and Illinois, and yes, you are much more fat than we are on the coasts (by which I mean the real coasts not slave states next to the ocean).

I have to visit flyover a few times a year for work and almost without exception someone manages to make a comment about my supposed low body weight (I'm 5'9" and 148 pounds). It's usually meant as a compliment, but still, you people are amazing. If I had a 38 inch waist I would be considered normal, also when we go out to eat (invariably some carnist deep fried atrocity on a plate), everyone orders a disturbing amount of food and a soda (often diet, which further disturbs me).

Basically junk food is "normal food" to you people and reasonable portions are "being so healthy good for you!" A vegetable is a rare enough sight that it's worth making a special remark about, and steak is a multiple times per week affair (usually terrible quality and mechanically tenderized), rather than once a month or less.

The only thing nice about these visits is there are sometimes some different brands of beer that you can't get on the coasts, but we have plenty of good beer on the coast so it's more like a "oh wow Japanese kit kats are different flavor" kind of a deal. I'll try it if I'm there but I don't miss it if I'm not.

>>6770730
oh hey it must be 2015, the beards and glasses thing is finally reaching flyoverland. I wonder if they have found out about the hip new apple brand smart phones yet? or the fixie bike craze?

>>6758190
>flyovers think they're real america because fox news taught them so
The vast majority of Americans (Real Americans if you prefer) are coastal elitists from urban areas. But don't let that stop you from exploiting constitutional loopholes to elect irresponsible retards.

There is a reason everyone hates your kind, and it's because you ruined our country.