/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Long-term bf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute guy is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at him and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see him sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodgirl.jpg
>he was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at his pecs as he’s talking
>start to get wet
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see him breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide his hand to my zipper
>he unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask him to marry me
>mfw he said no