/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19170167
Your family is disappointed in you.

>>18854760
How is it fucking a cold onahole? Ive only ever tied room temp.

>>18695598
no one is stopping you from calling it salt, sour cream and onion. You've been allowed to call it that this whole time, but you never even realized it, did you?

There's your real problem.

>>17987063
Give him some time and it will be a new thing to obsess over, hopefully not /ck/ related.

>>17867761
I just don't understand why you'd go to so much effort into putting tablecloths and owning several varieties of bowls and pans and trays and spatulas and this and that and the other thing just for something you're going to eat anyway? paper plates will work fine and you don't have to clean them after

this whole thing is like people who make their bed every morning. you're just going to sleep in it again

>>17778524
You have to go back.

humans are so weird they can make me sad sometimes with how foolish they behave. seen this one human start crying over a broken plate. I guess it was an okay-looking plate, but they spent a great deal of money on it, probably more money than I have spent on dishes in my whole existence combined. And they weren't exactly wealthy either, not the sort of person who could afford to be dropping hundreds on a single plate. when she cried and held those shattered pieces of plate in her hand it really made me wonder if I shouldn't have thrown the stupid plate at the wall.

Nothing ultimately matters of course, but that means it wouldn't have mattered if I hadn't broken it either. Oh well.

>>11956423
>go into restaurant
>worker-person there comes up to me after a while
>apologizes and says it won't be much longer until my tea is ready, he says he just got distracted talking to some other regulars
>I don't do that to you though, I know you like to eat in peace
>I don't respond

weird, why would he make a point of telling me his theory that I dislike company and say it with an inflection like he is seeking a confirmation or denial.

quick question

it's not possible to burn hardboiled eggs right?

>>11342542
Well, friend, if a picture speaks to you, you should hang it on your wall. I did that with this one. I could stare at her for hours.

>>10037767
>regularly bags a mug on his face
>chips both teeth and the mug
>calls others retards

jesus christ

>>8145180

>>7542474