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17141138 No.17141138[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

not my problem

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>> No.17141354

Op, you are one fucking unoriginal faggot. Try going outside and meeting some people.

>> No.17141441

Rent is still due.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY2CaK39U_s

>> No.17141543

>>17141441
i don't know about any of that. but to me, rent has the advantage of flexbility.
you wouldn't buy a house during your college days, only to move away after graduating because you managed to get a job in a different city; renting is worth it for that reason alone.

buying a house only really makes sense when you settle down and start a family.

>> No.17141558

>>17141543
Buy a house in college, rent it out once you're done.

>> No.17141558,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>17141354
seething and cuckpilled



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14485249 No.14485249 [Reply] [Original]

How rate and other cursed foods

>> No.14485258
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>> No.14485349

Uh, hello, reddit department?

>> No.14485592

>>14485249
>Cursed foods
Is this a subreddit?

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>>14485592
>>14485349
>>14485249
this entire fucking board is a subreddit
look at the fucking numerous serial posters we have here who get faggots replying to every thread. the taco bell faggot and the catblogger are fucking right out of the reddit playbook.

>> No.14486039,1 [INTERNAL] 

i love it siss



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16716944 No.16716944 [Reply] [Original]

what do anons like to eat for sunday football? i made black bean dip and guac, candied bacon and will probably make tacos later

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>> No.16718621

>>16716944
pizza

>> No.16718735

I recently got dragged to a high school homecoming game. As someone who was not born or go to school in the us, it was an interesting yet confusing display.

The sport itself was almost inconsequential next to the insane amount of sideshows going on. Cheer squads, dancers, bands, halftime shows, lasers, pyrotechnics, nationalist/military propaganda, insane big screen displays, and some weird event where a thot got crowned for some reason? I barely saw anything aside from all the pomp and pageantry.

Folks seem to have been having a good times tho, so all the power to them. But for me it's essentially everything I dislike about the US all rolled up in an evening's event.

Burgers were really good, so there's that.

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>>16718735
you nailed it.

>> No.16720213

>>16718523
But what for

>> No.16720213,1 [INTERNAL] 

I think American football is much better than soccer



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8598791 No.8598791 [Reply] [Original]

How does /ck/ run on Dunkin'?

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>> No.8601706

>>8599346
nayrt but the coffee if it's like a medium is around $2 then donuts are usually a dollar a piece. Pretty cheap.

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>>8601640
>He thinks other countries use gift cards for fast food outlets

>> No.8601754

I get a black coffee and not much else there and it's usually really good.

>> No.8603293

am I the only anon that asks for a couple doughnuts, and when asked what kind? says what ever two you put in the bag.?

>> No.8603293,1 [INTERNAL] 

Crispy Cream



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17052037 No.17052037[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>I'm giving myself a stroke so YOU THE PEOPLE don't have to!

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>> No.17053189

>>17053131
I was 32 and needed some food cans to donate if you still work there you will kill yourself by 40

>> No.17053239

>>17053189
i just said i worked there at 19 retard go eat more garbage gramps

>> No.17054058

>>17053131
>19
>beer money
You can't buy beer unless you're 21, you lying faggot.
Reality is you're working at Dollar Store now and you're over 30. Fucking pathetic.

>> No.17054058,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>17053189
you're already killing yourself fat fuck

>> No.17054058,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>17054058
seething human waste bin



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16989454 No.16989454[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

HOW DO I CURE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE THIS SHIT
>*gurgle gurgle*
>*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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>> No.16989508

>>16989500
Yup you put a hose up your ass and squirt a bunch of water in and then poop out the water and all of the poop.
It's a key part of this strategy, of you just have the metamucil you'll bind yourself up
It feels good bro don't worry

>> No.16989520

>>16989508
so how does this work exactly? does it help with the symptoms?

>> No.16989530

>>16989488
Fuck if this is the only cure then i am screwed


Also isnt enemas daily bad for you?
>>16989500
Cookbro its not normal

>> No.16989539

>>16989530
i know it's not normal bro
i went to the doctor and he couldn't find anything wrong with me, he said it's probably stress related

>> No.16989539,1 [INTERNAL] 

H-hey where'd this thread go?
>>16989530
Not bad for you, been doing it for 2 years. Keeps symptoms away 100% unless I stop enemaing (makes vacations awkward)



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16886784 No.16886784 [Reply] [Original]

what is the best olive

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>> No.16887140

>>16886784
olive you <3

>> No.16887661

picante gordal

>> No.16887674

>>16886811
>>16886846
>>16886846
This. Maybe there are better ones but you can find those in almost every store. Here at least.

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>>16886784
>>16886838
For some reason those pictures make me think of barnacles.

>> No.16887929

>>16887674
Here at least what? You have better?
That would be pretty cool.



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16866583 No.16866583 [Reply] [Original]

At what age did you grow out of your Trader Joe's obsession? Me? I was 23 and home from the Air Force

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>> No.16879187

>>16877318
People who love going to TJ's + people who are vocal about avoiding TJ's

>> No.16879247

>>16866583
When I moved to an area where the nearest one was 2 hours away.

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>not reenlisting

>> No.16879800

>>16877173
>Whole day later still no actual rebuttal to the point
Nice argument you got there faggot, using quotes.

>> No.16879879

>>16866588
One day you will forget about this bitch I promise you
I had so many breakups where I was also screaming and crying wanting to kill myself and being constantly reminded of things we did together etc but you legitimately grow up and get over shit like that
Most women are a dime a dozen, you lost nothing but you now have everything to gain from it. Workout with beautiful women in mind and reach the top. Eventually you'll reach a point where you will fuck all of your exes like I have.



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16843133 No.16843133 [Reply] [Original]

can I eat this?

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>> No.16846765

>>16843143
>Sure but it tastes like ass
Daddy's donkey

>> No.16846766 [DELETED] 

>>16843133
20 POUNDS OF

>> No.16846839

>>16843133
He looks like he fucks hard

>> No.16846885

>>16846839
Weird comment

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>>16844608
>janny deleted my twinkjak mushroom dumpy



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6812321 No.6812321 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

All right anons, since I have noticed a lack of cooking threads on /ck/, I decided to make one. Today I will be making Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, recipe courtesy of Jack.

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>> No.6854619

>>6854603
Do you have a list of bacteria it's okay to contaminate food with?

>> No.6854636

>>6854619
You're incredibly stupid if you can't perform basic risk assessment. Google food contamination and read up fucktard.

>> No.6854749

Why has this thread gotten 318 replies

>> No.6854764

>>6854749
Because his show is incredibly popular? There's a reason those West Texan Investors wanted to buy into his product.

>> No.6854764,1 [INTERNAL] 

i was here oct 15 2021



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12497191 No.12497191[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do Vegans go on diets?

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>> No.12497446

>>12497399
Nah thats called plant based

>> No.12497476

>>12497191
because vegans eat a lot of carbs so they can get pretty chubby, some vegans i knew were known to down an entire loaf of bread in a 24 hour period
t. former vegan-club president (now not even vegetarian)

>> No.12497493

>>12497377
Post belly

>> No.12497501

>>12497446
plant based diet

>> No.12497501,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12497377



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13691194 No.13691194 [Reply] [Original]

Do you feed your cat human foods?

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13696825

>>13691194
You can't fool me anon.
That's no cat.
That's just a girl with cat ears.

>> No.13697106

>>13696007
I haven’t but the cat does every now and then. His bed has a clear bowl, he likes the light so he can keep an eye on all his toys underneath it. He likes to knock over everything and it’s the only lamp I have that’s heavy enough.

>> No.13697380

>>13691194
Sometimes. He grew up eating out of a dumpster. I give human food as a reat.

>> No.13697380,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

Honestly, I used to gave sometimes human food for my kitty.
But now I know that it was a mistake. I'm so glad that in one day I found lovely site with advises and warnings about cat feeding. This is what I am talking about, [url=petschoolclassroom.com]recommended reading[/url] about mustard influence on cat body. Exactly this link helped me to prevent diarrhea of my cat.
I hope somebody will use this web-page, and it will help someone with his or her cat feeding!

>> No.13697380,3 [INTERNAL] 

Honestly, I used to gave sometimes human food for my kitty.
But now I know that it was a mistake. I'm so glad that in one day I found lovely site with advises and warnings about cat feeding. This is what I am talking about, recommended reading about mustard influence on cat body. Exactly this link helped me to prevent diarrhea of my cat.
I hope somebody will use this web-page, and it will help someone with his or her cat feeding!



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12742950 No.12742950 [Reply] [Original]

Proton Freezing is Japan's latest refrigeration technology that they are starting to export to the rest of the world.

http://www.proton-group.net/top/

http://www.proton-group.net/top/product/

http://www.proton-group.net/en/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHc_S-q1GaxJxNfI9Cn5b7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXYcxeuG8xk

Proton Freezing is already being used to preserve fresh foods like seafood, meats, vegetables, fruits, etc without the use of additives by American companies like Catalina Offshore Products

http://catalinaop.com/dock-to-dish/a-case-for-frozen-fish/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-WAycyVDc

Check the pdf file I linked for a quick lookup on the newest Japanese freezing technology.

http://ifp-ltd.co.jp/img/proton-freezer-catalog-en.pdf

>Using a combination of magnets, electromagnetic waves, and cold air, the new refrigeration technology prevents cells from being destroyed by making sure no large ice grains are formed in your stored frozen meat because it is large ice particles from the freezing process most responsible for turning frozen meat into a mushy, flavorless piece of meat.

So with this new Japanese refrigeration technology, all your stored frozen meat, seafood, and vegetables can still taste fresh for months compared to if you had used a conventional freezer instead.

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>> No.12743674

>>12743375
This
All I care about is efficiency
Otherwise this is just a glorified flash freezer

>> No.12743985

>>12742996
But how do they work?

>> No.12744577

>>12742977
>Thickness of 5cm
I care about a whole steak, not pre sliced stir fry meat which is quick to freeze anyway.

>> No.12744598

>>12743985
Near as I can tell, they're chilling air in an external refrigerant heat exchanger and blowing it into the freezer environment, like a normal industrial blast chiller, but the electromagnets are supposed to control the freezing crystallization pattern because science.

>> No.12744598,1 [INTERNAL] 

ES LA UNICA CONGELACION DEL MUNDO QUE MANTIENE LAS CUALIDADES ORGANOLEPTICAS INTACTAS DE LOS ALIMENTOS AL NO EXISTIR ROTURA CELULAR.
YO LO HE PROBADO Y ES INCREIBLE, IMPOSIBLE DE DISTINGUIR DEL ALIMENTO FRESCO.



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4734477 No.4734477 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.

Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.

My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?

I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?

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>> No.4751054

>>4750635

>maymay

hello new friend

>> No.4752381

All hail the quinky sauce

>> No.4752384

i remember when my parents used to make quinky sauce burgers every night. We don't like to talk about those days very often...

>> No.4752851

>>4737602
that is a ton of gold leaf on that burgah

>> No.4752851,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>4734477
rock on



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9384163 No.9384163 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

This is not normal.

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>> No.9386010

>>9385637
There are no fucking growth hormones in chickens.

>> No.9386091

>>9384163
Virgin Chicken vs Chad Cock

>> No.9386149

>>9384540
https://youtu.be/o6qAIaqK3_Q?t=4

>> No.9386211

>>9384186
HALT! motherclucker

>> No.9386211,1 [INTERNAL] 

yeah, quite fast growth



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[ERROR] No.16543086 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

Post your battlestation

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>> No.16552420

>>16552386
You don't need to justify yourself to that asshole, Anon.

>> No.16552437

>>16543453
I demand for more

>> No.16552442

>>16543617
comfy

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>>16552437

>> No.16552466,1 [INTERNAL] 

nice kitchens



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16655192 No.16655192 [Reply] [Original]

The dinner.

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>> No.16656150

what happened to the steel reserve and fireball guy did he die from liver failure

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>>16655192

>> No.16657562

>>16655192
>>16655292
why do you drink milk anon?

>> No.16657612

>>16657036
I like your microwave

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>>16657562



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12332468 No.12332468[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>trans fats

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>>12332743

>> No.12332772

>>12332766
thanks but how did 4chan find him?

>> No.12332776

>>12332772
It's a whole video. Dunno where it originally came from.

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>>12332776
OK thanks am searching for it but can't find it

>> No.12332780,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12332735
Between 30-50 degrese celcius typically



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16621713 No.16621713[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the optimal pepsi milk ratio for some good pilk?

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>> No.16625572

>>16621713
rootbeer and milk is better

>> No.16625666

>>16621713
My grandfather mixed all his soda with milk. One of his favorites for this was Faygo Redpop. Unfortunately he is not of the sharpest mind right now so he wouldn't remember the golden ratio.

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>not Mountain Dew

>> No.16625675

>>16622870
That show is why I tried this years ago, but I don’t remember it being anything special. Maybe things have changed now that they make Pepsi with high fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar.

>> No.16625675,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>16623405
It appears I am correct.



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16603656 No.16603656[DELETED]  [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

What's the best thing you've ever cooked?

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>>16603656
Rollin

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>>16603656
Rollin

>> No.16609441

rolle

>> No.16609441,1 [INTERNAL] 

this dumbass roll thread got me banned what the fuck

>> No.16609441,2 [INTERNAL] 

jannies mad as fuck