/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm sorry for derailing this thread. :( I only wanted to help.

>>6533985
I don't deserve this type of behavior thrown at me. I really don't.

>>6534258
Shut up!

>>6534244
Don't be anti-Semitic, idiot. It's Tenty-Fifteen. Act like it.

I've managed a McD's and the one thing I hated was dealing with new flesh who thought that just because it's easier to land the job without much prior experience they somehow have free reign TO SLACK OFF. No, we're there to train kids like you to work your butts off in a popular fast food chain that averages out a billion customers per week and you would do well to take advantage of that opportunity. I'm glad I moved on to greener pastures because it really got on my nerves after a while. If you're caught slacking I hope you get canned. Tough titties but it's the truth.

>>6534188
I'm bi-queer and I wouldn't mind knowing you on a really personal level if things came to that. Don't let my history of being a hard ass intimidate you. Like Gordon Ramsay I'm really a sweetheart trying to get people to improve themselves. Your story makes me think you need a guy like me's should to cry on. I promise I won't let you down.

>>6534180
I'm always here if you need a friend. I love trans people and I'm really easy to talk to. Ill leave the light on, okay? Seriously get back if you want to exchange gmails or whatever works best for you since we both browse /ck/ so there's already something we both have in common. Sorry you were disowned. We can discuss that.

>>6534072
If anything my refined pallet gives me the credentials to be actually trace everything that's bad about the stuff I'm bashing. I'M NOT TRYING TO BASH ANYTHING. I come in with a open mind and heart. My next review will probably range in the A minus to plus range. Hint hint: The cheese I will be reviewing for that rhymes with Baby Smell!

Feta Cheese? More like Feta Sneeze. A-choo!

Tastes like boogers. Kind of nice at first.
But then the nasty kicks in. Thanks but Fuck off.

C-, forget about it. Don't purchase, loan from a friend.

Mmmm-MMMMMMM! The secret to a good burger?

First of all you gotta use oak planks. Get them nice and charred by the time you're done making those suckers juicy and thick. Spice them up and down with a pinch here and there of black pepper and Himalayan pink salt. I recently learned that cumin is really good on beef. Yeah, cumin!

Don't forget the fixings. Inject the middle of each patty with crushed cloves of garlic and peppers. Mmm now we're talking. Basque them in bacon grease. Oh did I forget to mention THE BACON?! Make it greasy. You want your guests begging for an Alka-Seltzer by the time they finish these bad boys. You can wrap them if you want. Mayonnaise and siracha sauce are the only sauces you should rub on the meat. It gives it a ting&sting that makes it taste like God's version of a big Mac. It will be succulent. Almost creamy. You want a little pink in the middle. Don't brown the whole thing. I cannot stress enough how much you want a little pink in the middle. By the way, propane is the best way to go when grilling. Trust me. The last tips on how to make Edgar's world famous grilled burgers are trade secrets. I could tell you but you would have to pay me at least two down payments on a Mitsubishi. Thanks, but you can't afford that.

>>6532119
In the IRC channel the mods promised I wouldn't get made fun of for my sexual orientation any more. We live in 2015 so you better conform or YOU WILL get your tooshy banned.

>>6532118
Carbs are toxic.

I'm constipated. How can I quickest eat a fix?

I ate cheesy mushrooms today. Don't want to fivemeal too much.

Maybe a list of helpful users to look out for or ask for advice if you need an expert on matters? I'm qualified to answer most questions and I'm sure newbies would be happy to have somebody like me looking out for them as they adjust to board culture. List Edgar as a preferred member of /co/ if you'd kindly.

I volunteer to live up to that promise.

>>6527275
Not related to the thread. I can't remember the exact date but I remember we were once watching Malcolm in the middle and my cousin came in and said that Dewey had died a few months ago. I was freaking out because I was really young and not quite grasping the concept of death. I was wondering how I could see him on the television while he was actually dead. It sucked because I thought he was a cool kid. I always thought he knew how to play the piano like in the show.

If you have a GF and she found this in your fridge and knew she had to deal with a guy who bought stuff that smelled like death then you better believe she would SACK your sorry butt.

No thank you. I did not like that! This gets a D+

First of all that smell is really nasty. It looks like the sole of a ratty old shoe. The texture is firm and creamy like a Babybel wheel but you get a whiff of the stuff and that is the only thing you wind up tasting. What a rip! Yuck.

You won't impress anyone if you stick this crap in your fridge.
Stick to babybels, Linburger Cheese is for suckers.

This is my first cheese review btw. I'll review more if you liked it

Thanks for reading.

>>6525445
You know what? YOU GO THERE. This is home.

>>6525428
They don't like me there.
Apparently I'm a trans chaser for appreciating a certain type of beauty.

>>6525417
Yeah, you're an embarrassment to the LGBT community for thinking that's okay and if one of us actually overheard you being okay with that in public.... you don't want me to end that sentence.

>>6525383
Okay, some insults I could shake off but you DO NOT have the right to shame anyone under any circumstances for their sexual proclivities, or lack thereof. That is none of business.

>>6525396
You DO NOT have the right to shame anyone under any circumstances for their sexual proclivities, or lack thereof. That is none of your business.