/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is my weak attempt @ making steak.
My girlfriend ate few bites went bathroom+told me she wasnt feeling well.
She went home+ never contacted me again.
Now thanks to cooking I have no girlfriend.
Fuck Cooking
I'm goddamn fucking sick of trying to "save money" by cooking at home. It's just me and my dog, and almost every time we go to the grocery store to buy ingredients, we end up spending pretty much the same as if we'd gone to a decent restaurant, and there are rarely left overs. And then there's cooking itself: stressful, time consuming, messy...and I'd say the food comes out good about 50% of the time. No matter how "easy" a recipe is, it isn't, unless you want to eat a meal so bland every bite is a chore. Add an hour and half to every single recipe you find. I'm sick of professional chefs and super-mom blogger claiming some recipe was easy and quick and delicious (oh, and quit writing a novel prior to getting to the fucking recipe itself; I don't care how it fake-reminds you of your grandma or cozy winter evenings). For any recipe that even has a hope of being good, the first step may as well be "deglaze the chicken."

And then there's meal planning: Pointless. Just save yourself some energy and shit directly into your fridge.

This is my weak attempt @ making steak.
My girlfriend ate few bites went bathroom+told me she wasnt feeling well.
She went home+ never contacted me again.
Now thanks to cooking I have no girlfriend.
Fuck Cooking
I'm goddamn fucking sick of trying to "save money" by cooking at home. It's just me and my wife, and almost every time we go to the grocery store to buy ingredients, we end up spending pretty much the same as if we'd gone to a decent restaurant, and there are rarely left overs. And then there's cooking itself: stressful, time consuming, messy...and I'd say the food comes out good about 50% of the time. No matter how "easy" a recipe is, it isn't, unless you want to eat a meal so bland every bite is a chore. Add an hour and half to every single recipe you find. I'm sick of professional chefs and super-mom blogger claiming some recipe was easy and quick and delicious (oh, and quit writing a novel prior to getting to the fucking recipe itself; I don't care how it fake-reminds you of your grandma or cozy winter evenings). For any recipe that even has a hope of being good, the first step may as well be "deglaze the chicken."

And then there's meal planning: Pointless. Just save yourself some energy and shit directly into your fridge.

Moonlite Bar-B-Q Inn - Kentucky BBQ Restaurant Barbecue-Mutton
our products. 3 lbs Sliced BBQ Mutton in Dip - Includes Shipping. 6 lbs Sliced BBQ Mutton in Dip - Includes Shipping. 3 lbs Chopped BBQ Mutton in Dip - Includes Shipping. 6 lbs Chopped BBQ

Also how much can I expect make a week delivering pies?

Mutton+burgoo no contest.
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I could eat it all day.

>>15018183
Thanks!

>>15018163
Cost a benji how much do I have spend?

My girlfriend brought this home from costco.
How fucked am i?
How do I best cook this bitch?

>>14996729
Your obviously a disappointment to your parents+a failure.
Shut up+stay in your room.

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>>14992112
Salad bar on buffet I made it.

>>14991286
I like there apple butter to.

I'm so full right now I'm starting to fall asleep

>>14991201
They did and I had some when I went back for seconds. The stuff came out of the bottle faster than I thought it would and I made a mess with it.
They're homemade bread is pretty good

>>14991164
Sauce? Referring to the salad dressing?

This pic and the next one are only about half their desserts. There's a table in back of this that was loaded with all kinds of cobbler and brownies

I went for the Fried Chicken their Fried Chicken is outstanding.

Anyway it's owned by Amish in his Amish recipes. I don't think there's any Amish people that actually work here.