/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12567206
>>/ck/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Gurg

>>12567629
Shouldn't you be on a hunt right now, Gurg?

Celery heart. Oh right, Gurg and fellow rockhead no eat veggie, ooh ooh!

Fucking savages

The only ones crying will be your cave family when you die of a heart attack Gurg. Try a salad.

GURG HATE DOG
DOG EAT MEAT WHEN GURG GO TO BATHROOM
GURG CHALLENGE DOG TO FIGHT
DOG BITE HARD, GURG LOSE
DOG NOW ON MENU

>>12558855
THIS GUY NEED UNGA BUNGA

>>12559902
ME GURG
ME TRIGGERED BY HEALTHY FOOD
ME USE REDDIT AS SCAPEGOAT
UGH OOK
NEED STEAK

>>12559874
t. Gurg
Back to your cave.

>>12557092
BURNED MEAT STILL GOOD
GURG EAT
NO WASTE GOOD MEAT
LEARN HOW COOK OR EAT SALAD AT TACKY OLIVE HUT

TREE FOR COOKING MEAT NOT EAT
GURG LAUGH AT THOSE WHO EAT TREE VEGGIE
MAY AS WELL BE PREY WITH BROWN COCOA WATER

VEGGIES MAKE GURG SICK.
GURG NO EAT
ANIMAL FLESH ONLY BECAUSE GURG ALPHA MALE AND NOT PREY

SEASON WITH SEA SALT
COOK OVER FIRE
EAT
GURG SERVE TROGLODYTE QT MEAT, THEN UNGA HER BUNGA

ALL ABOUT TEXTURE AND MOISTURE
JUICY MEAT EASIER TO EAT
MORE FLAVOR TOO
YOU KNOW IF YOU NOT PREY ANIMAL
PUSSY FOR EAT, NOT BE
GURG DISAPPOINT
GO EAT SALAD AND HIT SELF WITH BOULDER

HIPPO SCARY
KILL MANY HUNTER
BUT GURG NO SCARED
USE BRAIN, MAKE PLAN, OUTSMART HIPPO AND CUT HEAD OFF
HAVE MEAT FOR MANY MOONS
PUT HEAD ON WALL TO SHOW FRIENDS
GET UNGA BUNGA BY CUTE TROGLODYTE AT WATER HOLE

GURG WANT BURGER
NO VEGGIES
TWO THIN MEAT SLAB AND YELLOW COW WATER
POTATO STICKS AND PINK ICE DRINK
WANT SECRET SAUCE TOO

>>12548248
GURG LIKE YOU
YOU BASED AND REDPEBBLED
COOK MEAT GOOD BUT RAW IS TRUE NEANDERTHAL TASTE

VEGGIE BAD
VEGGIE GROSS
GURG EAT MEAT ONLY
GURG ALPHA MALE
BIG BONE, BIG MUSCLE
VEGGIE FOR PREY ANIMAL WITH PINK FUR AND RAINBOW SHIRT

GURG COOK MEAT ON FIRE
STILL MEAT, STILL YUMMY
STILL ANIMAL FLESH, BETTER THAN NASTY VEGGIE

GURG LIKE PIGEON
GURG USE BOOM BOOM STICK TO HUNT
PREY ANIMAL CRY ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS
GURG SAY GURG HAVE RIGHT TO EAT
HAVE RIGHT TO BOOM BOOM STICK TOO
HUNT DEER AND QUACK BIRD NEXT

GURG SEE FAKE MEAT AT STORE
GURG HATE
PREY ANIMAL WITH PINK FUR LOOK HAPPY WHEN BUY
GIVE GURG MEAN LOOK WHEN BUY REAL MEAT
GIVE MEANER LOOK, PREY RUN
DROP BOTTLE WITH BROWN WATER ON FLOOR
TASTE SWEET LIKE COCOA TREE
NO BUY FAKE MEAT

UUUUUUAAAAAAA
GURG NO KNOW HOW USE STOVE
GURG EAT MEAT RAW
GURG BREAK STOVE
GURG SMASH

EVERYDAY
GURG EAT MEAT
MEAT TASTY, VEGGIE BAD
SOMETIME EAT FISH AND BIRD
BUT COW MEAT IS BEST, PORK GOOD TOO
MMMMMM

MNMMMMM
GURG TUMMY RUMBLE
GURG GO HUNT AT SUPERMARKET FOR BLOODY FLESH
NO VEGGIES OF COURSE
HA HA