/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6458771
Say lads. gals and anyone in between next time you're starting a thread and just need to make gender associative greetings to your audience. Don't leave people out due to sheer ignorance. This is a cooking board. Everybody cooks

>>6461437
For breakfast this morning I made a egg and cheese sandwich with two portabello heads, a slice of avocado, five strips of bacon (Mmm), and some thyme. 'licious!

>>6460728
I'm relatively wealthy thanks to my daddy and I shop at Wal Mart all the time. Maybe you should learn to stop being such a classist fool and educate yourself on how to shop anywhere and get the most bang for your buck, asshole.

>>6461271
Seriously? I am not wrong to defend myself and lgbt relations with the other boards here whenever a jackass tries to call me a cocksucker and pick on me like that's okay in 2014.

>>6461424
I grill a mean burger too. Can't wait until 4th of July. All the fixins'! Mmm

bumping with a deilcious looking

Can we have a thread dedicated to recipes with no net carbs? (: On the right is pizza crust made with all percent fiber which goes right through your body to help you poop. The fruits on it are good and it is delicious I bet.

I want more no carb foods

>>6461206
You're the one who used cock sucking as an insult when it really shouldn't be. You don't know my history but you presume that's part of it and that it's a negative aspect of it. It's well within my right to correct that type of bigotry when it presents itself.

Ignore the trolls saying Ortolan. It's actually not for beginners. I outta know since I'm barely capable of making it myself and I've been cooking for myself since elementary school.

A good starter recipe:
A clove of garlic
A teaspoon of ginger
a teaspoon of cumin
Put them all in a sizzling oily pan
Mmm, it smells yummy already
Beat some eggs and add a splash of almond milk
Add pepper and slices of jalapeno
Add a cup of Kraft cheese so it blends
Pour eggs into sizzling pot

Wait 4 minutes to stir it all and for 2 minutes you keep stiring the eggs and before they get too dry put them on a plate.

Now go into your pantry and slice and avocado. Heat up some tortillas. Ta-da! You have egg tacos. Mmm. Make this for myself most mornings.

>>6459664
Always nice to have my sexuality used as an insult against me. As if living wasn't hard enough it's just dandy to have jerk offs like you remind me that there will always be people out there who want to hurt me because I'm queer.

>>6444138
You think there's anything masculine abiut that fat man? That isn't a beautiful body. That body is lethargy incarnate. Farmers are actually strong, and mentally adept to handle most problems around the house because they have to manage a lot of stuff at once. A lot of cute farmers are responsible for what winds up in the produce section of your average supermarket.

This guy's daughter is probably going to get pregnant at 17 to a football player who is probably going to do a stint in prison for dateraping a van full of cheerleaders with his fraternity. Time is a flat circle for cunts like this.

>>6444121
I've been cooking for myselves since the Fifth grade, buddy. Dial it back a smidge.

>>6444117
The problem is we're not treating people LIKE YOU as prey. Leave deer alone or a day of reckoning will come. You know how the state of progressivism is in rapid growth? Yeah, and it's coming for trash just like you, buddy. Your slaughter won't go unchecked. Your children will not go unchecked. Nothing about what you have done to destroy the thoughts of countless sentient creatures WILL GO UNCHECKED. Pretend to be innocent all you want. Pretend your hands arent stained red with blood. It won't protect you for long.

>>6444069
Why should I?

>>6444097
Read a book made by hunters for hunters that claim that the hunters are the ones who are not the plague and that nature is a bitch for not making their aimless colonization an easier task? Fuck off.

>>6444073
Pigs deserve to die because they're filthy, rancid animals. Deer are beautiful and the forest is their home. Until a bunch of butch cunts who wear cheal camouflage jackets turn their homes into hunting ground property because they can't go their whole lives without the sensation of taking something as amazing as life from another creature. Hunters are would be serial killers who train their children to be vicous beasts who are not going to go far in life and set back the human race in terms of technological prowess and achievement. If we respected deer AND didn't treat them like disposable prey then the nation would benefit tenfold. If you cannot empathize with deer then you should be hospitalized. You're fucked up. That gun is fucking stupid. Stop shooting things.

>>6444052
I already suggested that.

>>6444063
Jellied stock. Powder stock? Really? Did you even have to ask? You probably shouldn't be in the kitchen lol.

>>6444056
I live in the city, IDIOT.

>>6444050
I like to dunk these in some fresh made hummus.

>>6444023
Food is fuel. Being good for you is one of the most foodlike functions it can have. There's no point if all it does is clot your arteries.

>>6444014
If you use chicken broth instead of water to boil the rice in and refrigerate the rice at least 3-4 hours before you use it for fried it turns out delicious... just trying to help. That's my suggestion.

>>6443997
These are my chocolate bar of choice. Mmm, tastes like a brownie and its good for you.

>>6443823
Neither of these ugly men are going to grow up to changthe world and their wives are going to be fat just like them.

>>6443977
I'm just trying to help...

...you prick

>>6443968
Deer have the cogent sense of a 4 year old human. Murdering one is the same as murdering toddler just learning to walk and speak in full sentences. Every deer has a mother intelligent enough to love it's children. Deer isn't even a delicacy.

Eat pork or beef. Eat a stupid animal.
DO NOT eat deer.