/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Alright /ck/, what is the best steak and/or rub or marinade?
Do you make it yourself, or is it store bought?
If you make it yourself, directions?

Forgot pic related

Does anyone have a recipe for
>Marang?
>Wood apples
>Mangosteens
>Black sapotes
>Salak
and
>Cherimoyas?
Smoothies, chutneys, anything?
I also don't have a recipe for anything pineapple or peaches. Maybe a marmalade?

>>6573583
>1/2 scoop whey
>Protein bar
>Perfected over a year
So, when are you going to kill yourself?

>>6572991
>Be American
>Think attaching the word salad to any bowl of food makes it healthy
>MuhDiabetus.jpg
>Cook one cup of noodles
>Add three cups of cheese
I MADE MACARONI SALAD YALL!

>>6572846
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pZrC_hI07s
Can you really call em protein bars if they're mostly nuts which are like 2/3 to 3/4 fat by weight? Thats even worse when you consider fat is 2.25 more calories than protein.

>>6571419
Chocolate cookies w/ mini marshmallows, peanutbutter chips, and chocolate chips
You're welcome.

>>6568723
I don't know, but that is objectively the worst kind of rice on the face of the earth.

>>6565876
Because I'm too poor for a camera phone and this was on google?

>>6565283
Why did you miss the rice with your soy sauce there Parkinson's boy?

>>6564387
You know SC Plaza well? I noticed there was a bunch of snoody uptight stores around.

>>6563657
Costa Mesa
I'm literally the only white person working here. Pretty awesome.

>>6563203
>>6563210
Followed through.

>>6563191
I like the way he rubs his arm.

>>6563203
Oh fuck nah, give me two seconds, I'ma do some math now cunt.
Nah seriously, few minutes.

Yes, I'm quite fat.

>>6563190
Nah, just frugal. You're talking to a guy that buys like 4 cylinders of minute oats and the 5 dozen pack of eggs each month.
When you're poor, you buy in bulk and only essentials.

>>6560947
The chocolate chip eclair doughnut. It's worth 2 other doughnuts.
Any other answer is retarded and worth half as much.

>>6563154
I'll say the correct name, and if they ask me, I'll elaborate for like 5 seconds.
Boom, done. It's not like I can't converse and can only say one word replies like some dumb fuck neanderthal.
OH.
OH.
OH.
CARROT.

>>6563095
I don't care how other countries pronounce something.
Gouda is a dutch cheese.
Fuck, it was named after a dutch town.
>>6563104
I'm pronouncing it correctly?

I just got hired at Din Tai Fung as a dumpling chef. I'm the only white person surrounded by Asians.
There's a glass window into the kitchen so customers can watch us prep dumplings. How do I not fuck this up?
Do cooks really get tips?
What position do you guys work?
How long have you worked in that restaurant?
What does your position pay you guys?

>>6563050
You could be as wrong as you want.
Do you say tortilla like TOR-TIL-UH?
Do you say yacht like YAKT?
Do you say coup like COOP?
Do you say campaign like CAM-PAG-NE?
Stay retarded.

>>6563033
Then they're also wrong.
No matter how many people jump off a bridge, 0 of them will have done something good.
>>6563030
If ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.

Fun fact of the day for all you Americans pronouncing gouda wrong.
It's pronounced "How-duh"
G's are pronounced like the H's the way Israelies pronounce H's, with the back of the throat in the Dutch language.