/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The last thread was so successful with a great turnout in people wanting to participate!

***Our first recipe going until the Monday 11 May is PIZZA***
Make your dough and tomato stuff.
Add your own toppings.
Probably drizzle in olive oils.
Bake at 350 for 10-20 minutes.

Best pizzas will be considered for contest winning. Post your hot slices in THIS THREAD and preferably use a tripcode to specify your bounty. apart from the rest of the users and for future Food Thread purposes. Thanks for being in the club!

>>6482473
Maybe you've never been sad in your life but if you were I would comfort you. I'm not looking for your pity anyways, oh but what of it... what of it?

I wanna fall in love.

>>6482446
I never actually did that and you know it.

I'm, sadly, depressed. Hmm. I don't know why. I'm really sad today.

>>6482427
Yes it did. Shouldd Anthony Bourdain release his books anonymously? Stop trying to provoke me.

>>6482426
It's a tripcode. It's... a tripcode.

Ah, I'm so spent on your kind. I don't know what to do. I just made a Healthy Choice Cafe Steamer and added 2 cups of Queso. I'm upset. I'm pouting.

What of it? What of it, damn it all. Just damn it!

Crises.

How did it get so bad, ck? Every night I'm wondering what I want to eat but I never want to choose anything... I just want to eat nothing ever. It's gotten really bad for me. My appetite is gone. My love for taste is gone. There isn't anything that please me in food. Ah but what of it?

When did it get so bad? What can I do?
THIS crisss will be the end of me.

>>6482230
I am NEVER going to leave /ck/.

>>6482202
I have delt with people like you mostof my life. Take a hint, I don't want to fit in! I'm strange and I'm proud because it means I get to be better than you. You have no discernable personality. Youre bland and vanilla. I'm Edgar. I have a tripcode. I have a place to share my days and my pov. You dont have any of the things I have and you can go screw yourself.

>>6482163
I'm not going to be run off of my own board. I wasnt getting dirty looks because I'm insufferable. They were probably xenophobic by nature considering I was never a true regular and when I did come in I was usually on my phone and when I get hooked with one waitress in particular I get a bit flirty because she's so ditzy I think why not fuck with her a little, her hipster stupid brain won't know how to handle it if i get a little weird anyway. This close too. Girl wears a tube tol or something and her tits are always so lucious like they're about to pop and she wants it so bad. Wish I could have had my way with that babe.

Join the food club!

>>6482124
I'm a bisexual queer who is open to partnering up with just about anyone, including trans people.
Anyways you dont like me? Oh I'm so sad.

I'm not here to be yet ur friend. I'm not here to be cute and please you. I'm here to speak my mind in as frank a tone as I can. You won't change me. I suggest you keep on ignoring me for your own safety, you jackass.

Been there, pal. I wasn't informed per se but I got enough dirty looks at the cafe where I used to frolic about that I knew they must have had a problem with me. It was a hip place so I knew my sexual orientation wasn't to blame. I spent most of the time there on my phone and had Eggs Benedict and a delicious big cappucino. Mmm.

Yeah, it's sad because some real cuties that made me feel kind of stiff in the pants served there too. I couldn't stand the dirty looks. Maybe I'll return someday and give them a piece of my mind.

>>6481814
You don't have to call people names just because you disagree with them.

Our first RECIPE OF THE WEEK IS PIZZA

make your own dough and tomato stuff.
Put your own stuff on it.
Bake at 350 for 20 minutes.

This is ongoing until next Monday.

>>6480845
I paid 8k for the set I currently use.
I mean business in the kitchen.

>>6480842
I can host one of fhose too.

Best pizza will win the contest

>>6480685
I'm so bad! I usually mix both of them and eat it like a sandwich. Sure its not the healthiest snack but it sure does taste good!

>>6476527
So really, anyone who is interested can just say so in this thread. Please sign up or say something to confirm you want to be part of food club.

>>6476527
Don't forget everybody, we have decided our first recipe of the week: PIZZA.

>>6477871
Homos in the derogatory sense? Why dont you just claeify exactly what you were trying to say there, pal.

>>6479632
EVERYONE PARTICIPATING SHOULD SAY SO

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