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>> No.9006789 [View]

It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more than chili and anger.

To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever live.

I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one.

Ingredients:

1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover Jews)
2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender)
2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man)
4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul)
1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist)
1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now)
6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce
1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream)
2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an asshole)
2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste)
1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint)
1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass)

Instructions:

Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat
Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes
Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two
Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper
Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10
Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore

And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me.

Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.8995796 [View]

why do people like that faggot in a suit

>> No.8960826 [View]

>>8956036
Why is the guy on the label making the white power gesture

>> No.8922182 [View]

>>8922159
nothin but the best

>> No.8922028 [View]
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8922028

they call this stuff hamburger helper, but it does just fine on its own

>> No.8921825 [View]

can't buy guns and ammo at publix

>> No.8875599 [View]

>>8862748
what if someone asks for a couple of ice cubes and you only put in one

>> No.8792123 [View]

not worth it since they got rid of five dollar footlongs

>> No.8790464 [DELETED]  [View]
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8790464

Some kids were selling lemonade for 2 bucks a pop so I went and taught them about honest and responsible capitalism

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8759268

I don't like spam

>> No.8548908 [View]

garum

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8534979

Papa John's Ultimate Meats Za - Food Review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ING7_VxVN1c

this faggot in a suit doesn't know what a pepper is

>> No.8489685 [View]
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8489685

does Donald have his own mcdonalds in trump tower like rich e. rich

>> No.8459658 [View]

>>8457691

do you have to be 18 to buy these

>> No.8455702 [View]
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8455702

i always wanted to try these jelly donuts

>> No.8444479 [View]

three hams will fill you

>> No.8407377 [View]

>>8406523
marinade is a noun

marinate is a verb

>> No.8363869 [View]
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>> No.8336996 [View]

It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more than chili and anger.

To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever live.

I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one.

Ingredients:

1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover Jews)
2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender)
2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man)
4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul)
1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist)
1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now)
6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce
1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream)
2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an asshole)
2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste)
1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint)
1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass)

Instructions:

Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat
Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes
Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two
Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper
Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10
Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore

And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me.

Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.7825821 [View]

because asians can only afford to eat reasonable portions

>> No.7809211 [View]

Not horribly out of shape, but. . .subway diet?

I'm like 150 pounds, 5'6-5'7", and a little bit chubby for a short white kid. Was thinking about following a little subway diet thing, since I've got more than enough money to do it, and yeah. I was wondering if any of you nutritionfags think that eating a subway melt with no ranch or anything but still dat cheese, dat bacon, and dat salt + pepper would be aight? That and a bowl of cereal a day.

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>> No.7785957 [View]

why doesn't taco bell have fries in america

>> No.7785823 [View]
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7785823

traditional british za

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