/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6525353
That doesn't work as an insult against me just so you know. I'm basically queer. So okay, dick sucking isn't something I make negative connotations with because I'm not ass backwards on the wrong side of history. Thanks for reminding me that to some people being myself is funny. Feels so great.

>>6525306 (OP) #
Sometimes I feel like the wisdom tooth in this comic. Unfortunately I'm the one of the few posters spreading any wisdom on this flailing board so I'm obligated to stay.

>>6525306
Sometimes I feel like the wisdom tooth in this comic. Unfortunately I'm the one of the few posters spreading any wisdom on this flailing board.

>>6525340
If I was your father and you spoke to me like this...
You don't want me to end that sentence.

>>6525341
Thank you. I'll try that.

>>6525332
You don't get to tell me what I don't understand.

>>6525314
Oh I'm sorry, does my individualism scare you? Are you worried that somebody with a distinct personality might burst the bubble? Might force you to look in the mirror and wondee why others forget you but remember me? Wonder why you don't mean much to anyone? Don't infest my threads with the impotent pettiness I experience daily from real life versions of you stooges.

I don't need it. Thanks.

>>6525308
Don't post in my thread if you're infantile. Thanks.

Last week I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed, because frankly I couldn't stand another day knowing those timebombs were in my mouth. I'm on antibiotics that I'm and I have to swish salt water. Yuck. I'm in agony.

My tongue works just fine but my teeth are very sensitive. The I food I can eat has to slide down my throat, like fried onions and greens. Soup isn't something I consider real food but the fried food is starting to agitate my stomach. What do I do?

>>6525260 #
Wow you must like you know me. Take a hint, you aren't wanted. If I want to deliver consumer reports I can at my leige the I may. That's an added henefit of having money at my disposal, because you see unlime you I have the means to go out to a grocery store and purchase new things. Then I can experiment with them and report back here. I can spend excess money on things like that. If you're jealous then ignore my threads. Don't piss on them. You don't need to say anything if the best you got is high school antics. Fuck right off.

Do not purchase this garbage.

It gets too soggy if you put it in liquid to use as a straw.
Too short to make sense as a straw. Not even in smoothies.
D-

>>6506567
I've reported you for attempting to poison a user.
You think that's amusing? It's murder. That isn't ok.

ZERO. TOLERANCE.

Fancy box, fancy name, and dare I say it it evem taste decadent. Yes, It's a boxed wine but if this were packaged in an expensive bottle and sold at mark up you wouldn't know the difference. The trick is to let it age for a month. Swear by this.

Buy one fancy bottle of wine and pour it down the drain and replace it with this stuff and your guests won't know. You can reuse it forever. Snobs be damned. It's a delicious wine with a nice varety of flavors.

>>6504149
Yeah no, sorry. This is me.
No face because my employers wouldn't appreciate me posting on 4chan.

>>6504081
No matter where you are in the world there is always going to be somewhere else where you sound funny to other people. You're comfortable in your little den of wondrous ignorance now but wait until you're on your ass in buttfrick nowhere being made a mockery of because you don't pronounce potato a certain way or roll your R's fast enough.

Is that kind of mean behavior really what you want to support? Do you REALLY want to support a culture where making fun of people for their speech impediments is okay? Something tells me you won't be so head over heels with that idea when you're the one being targeted.

Don't bad mouth me behind my back, jerk offs.

People have a right to discuss whatever they would like to discuss as long as it isn't needlessly offensive, hateful, or abusive.

Cheese is mold and you can eat it. Mushrooms are FUNGUS and you can eat them. Here's the thing, buffoon, living cultures and mold are good for the body. They might upset or tickle your stomach at first but once you get used to them in your system they'll treat you right. Mmm.

I feel like I shouldn't admit this...

Anal insertion. Yeah, I know most of you will hate to hear about "gay stuff" but fuck right off. I've experiemented with carrots in my ass and it felt a lot better than the banana peel. Guess that's to be expected when a good prostate massage is easier to achieve than with the prostate.

>>6497370
Because I know that everyone I keep pray to loves me for who I am and I don't listen to anybody who tells me otherwise.

>>6497281
The man upstairs, Mr. Ramsay prays too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxq5mvaIyY

This isn't the first time I've seen Him pray on one of his shows either.

>>6497227
I pray before meals, especially ones where a male, female, or trans animal sacrificed its life so I could eat. That's why I normally reserve my meat eating for holidays and cook for friends and family around the year. It doesn't matter how many people don't think about the consequences of their actions before dining because I know I'M part of the solution and I can sleep at night because of it.

Two wings = One bird.

Take a look. That's 3 lives just in my picture.
Always be mindful of the lives your meal took to make.

>>6492816
No. You (my friends) are my target audience, not Tumblr.