/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13924309
God no. Stupid fuckers couldn't even get a group order phoned in an hour earlier ready on time, and then when you do show up, they mix up who had what and even wrote two of the same name on some bags. Never fucking going there again.

>Doing my morning espresso calibrations
>18g dose
>24 second draw time
>42g shot weight
>Really nice, sweet vanilla and honey notes
>Very good mouth feel and texture
>Owner is delighted with the days espresso
>I'm happy she's happy
>"Anon, the espresso is fantastic, but I'm worried it's too weak for the 16oz lattes"
>Mfw
>"How much water are you running through the espresso Puck?"
>"84ml"
>"Is can you make she shot taste the same in a 12oz and 16oz but make it stronger?"
>Mfw
>"Um... Not really, we only add 2 shots in the 12 and 16oz, it's always going to taste weaker"
>"Just make the espresso bigger"
>Have to totally recalibrate the espresso on the fly during the morning rush
>95ml
>56g
>24 seconds to draw
>texture and mouth feel is now watery and thin
>Honey notes replaced by slight bitterness, sweetness is all but gone
>don't want to make the coffee any coarser because I'll get a wild change in my times
>Owner is happy
>Normies are happy
>mfw my boss is falling for the bitter strong meme
>mfw she wants us to compete on the same level as Nemisis coffee
>mfw the "decaf skim vanilla nó foam and boil the milk" crowd are killing me inside

>>13324689
>Coffee shop
Do they serve their "brown" with a ladle?

>>12513480

>>12269692
>sriracha, v8, and liptons dry onion soup mix

>>11412495

>>10897995

>>10866623

>>10192777
>Putting your food anywhere near a bathroom.
Fucking gross dude

STILL DRINKING 4LOKOS ITS BEEN TWO DAYS KILL ME

>>9469581
>pours goeey cornfloury substance
>uh oh
>begins chopping pizza slice with bricklaying tool
>mfw

>>9460596

>>7985705
>mfw the barf and centipede flavours
Those are LEGITIMATELY fucking unpleasant, not just "haha dude this is weird" like most novelty snacks.

You need to suppress your gag reflex to eat them because they do not taste edible in the slightest.

>bean and beef
>bean and cheese
>no bean, beef and cheese

>bread pudding