/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I have frotteurism and I like to go to conventions to release this feeling. Let's play a game shall we

>>8239655
It's funny actually all of you dumb anime nerds are a bunch of introverts who think I'm half retarded and I take advantage of it.

>Step 1 Concentrate and stare till stiff boner activates
>Step 2 Cuddle time :)

>>8239527
Well I was trying to get a good upskirt shot but all I got was a side boob feel with my thumb. There was no conversation, I just said you ready bitch?

>>8239555
well stop hoping cuz I'm tired of stuck up sluts like you calling me a creep

>>8238395
bitch you don't know me you're probably just mad that I probably picked your ass up / or your friend. If i found out who you are i'll post the pic of me picking you up, in the meantime I think this might be you.

- Went to wondercon to pick up half naked bitches
- Make their friends / boyfriends take the picture
- Life is good

I don't even need to cosplay to get these cosplay bitches. as the most famous black figure in the convention scene, I don't need to wear these silly costumes to get laid. See that, i'm not holding my wallet. that's my cock and it's still limp

WTF IS THIS SHIT. i look in the morning to see how this thread was going and you low lives post male cosplayers. I asked for females!

>>6903189

yeah im the guy who picks up your girlfriend at cons and take pics with her u gotta problem?

Going to Anime Expo this year again. Just bought a new camera and memory card. Wanna be on the lookout for those hot female cosplayers to take pictures with. oh and by the way that's not my wallet im grabbing, thats the D and I aint even hard yet.

guys this is me if you see me take a picture with me, this is my first fanime.

You Jealous? my life is complete.

my right chest got a feel of her vag, my face is next to her tits, and my arms are wrapped so good i can feel every bit of her body. Yes u think i put one knee down cuz she was short and i wanted to make it easier on her. YA RIGHT!

>>6847584

im 6'5 360 pounds. i'll slap your boyfriend in front of you and make him cry. all i gotta do is push him and lay on top of him. not a damn thing he can do.

I remember after seeing twilight i had a thing for vampires. So i went to a vampire themed club and i got bitches there too. here's proof

>>6847121

the clinic said it would take 3 weeks until they get results

they took turns fapping me. i had no problem with that.

>>6847086

i got the magic stick like 50 cent says.

look at my sneaky left fingers. i'm just too fucking good and too fast. most guys have to endure a boring ass conversation with a girl before getting this far...ME though...NOPE

2 girls. One cock. yes that cock is mines

>>6847050
no i do too many squats before these events and because i got to feel so much of her right tit. it was all worth it

this is what happens to cockblockers who try and save their friends talking about creeper alert creeper alert or whatever the fuck they say. at the end of the day i feel good knowing i gotta feel of your friend / gf

oh and sometimes if i pick them up high enough and they're wearing a skirt i can get panty shots but this bitch got smart and pulled it down just as the guy took the picture for me.

I usually never talk about my game. But you fags are probably too slow to realize so i'll let you in on a secret. The very reason why i even pick up these fine ass girls is so i can get a tity feel in the process and they have absolutely no idea it happens. it's like magic. but my fingers sure get a feel of underboobs.

point to me your girlfriend. i'll wrap my hands around her like tortilla on a taco and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

-pic related. someone's gf i'm sure

this is a candid shot of me. see this. I'm not afraid to go up to girls and talk to them unlike you anti social fags. you're so caught up in your smartphones and staying home in front of your computers that you forget how to holler at bitches.