/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8942735
Some people just don't want to deal with that particular stress and prefer to pay extra to make someone else take care of it. I know I have done that.

>>8942587
I'm 22 you dumb cunt

Test

>>7809228
YAYA WILL NEVER COMPARE TO MARTY AND HIS FANTASTICALLY DRY HUMOR YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW ANON

Lose all the redundant patches, get an Armalite airsoft model and a riot shield and gt one of those Moonspeak Umbrella patches on the back and you'll be very close to being a screen accurate UMB Tokyo security officer

>>7685927
Oh geeze, you pack a Featherweight, don't you? You would have done more for your cred by listing a Glock 26.

NAA Companion. Get on my level, pleb.

Now go take your shit to /k/ so we can laugh at you even harder.

>>7685879
Bullshit, no you don't. Revolver? How generic. How about a make, model and chambering?

Anyone who remembers me from the old days knows I keep a firearm in my room at a Japanimation Convention in the event of a crazed fanboy mass shooter, but even me in my state of constant fear and paranoia of TEH HABBENNING keep it (or them, depending on the city) in my room under lock and key.

Conceal carry at a Japanimation Convention? What are you, fucknuts retarded?

>>7589074
No.

Because you'll just fuck things up, blame it on a male coworker, and then whine for all the other males to fix your fuckup and bitch about the "patriarchy" on tumblr the entire time.

Shut up and color.

>>7589074
No. Because you'll fuck it up, blame it on a male coworker and then make your male boss clean up your mess and bitch about the patriarchy on tumblr later.

Shut up and color.

>>7160222
JOO LOOK SOOOO OLD, ESSE

>>7100759
I do.

So fuck off.

>>7097587
>listening to Hideo "Nanomachines" Kojima

Ok.

This needs to stop.

You little cunts need to stop. You aren't important. You aren't a special little snowflake. You're just nerds in weird clothing. And it's even worse if you pose nude while cosplaying.

This needs to stop.

Word to the wise?

Don't let your First Shirt catch wind of your conventioning.

You WILL be labelled as a "sexual deviant" and charges WILL be filed against you, even if your Commander has to make shit up. I've seen it happen.

>>6680038

>>6674697
She and her sister are probably... the best.

Ever.

Also, nothing is more fun than sitting around with them, getting more tanked and listening to them lambaste me for enjoying EVA:R.

>>6671923
Yeah well that's what happens when you let women who like to dress like little girls all day take over.

Like I said, this board needs saving.

Now, the real question is, can anyone else listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony without thinking of a Pez Dispenser?

>>6668036
People never change.

Just like war.

People just fund new, clever ways to hide behind their own personalities.

>Colorado

There's your problem, OP.

You live in a state where you can smoke pot, but can't buy a magazine with more than 15 rounds.

Move now.

Hey, seagulls.

How many times a day do you usually service yourselves?

>>6666973
How have you not grasped the true purpose of this thread when it has been spelled out in clear language for you?

Truly you are the greater puzzle.

She's Pro-2A.

Can't be all bad.

>>6666691
...ohhhh baby.