/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9685214
10/10

>>9684785
Y-you too...

>>9684705
you have slaughtered me. My sides aren't even in this fucking plane of existence anymore

>>9684692
By all means, redline my salt shaker

>>9684683

>>9684679
Thank you, i did the best i could with my meager amount of skill. I truly pale in comparison to the true artist in this thread

>>9684275
I challenge thee

>>9683369
hope you dont mind a quick-sketch. Sorry about the petticoat, im ass with layered fabric. Love the outfit though

>>9683237
>you're clearly not a lolita and need to learn how to lurk instead of putting your 2 cents in everywhere.

You'll survive.

>>9683130
have folks pointed out the mistakes or no?

>>9683129
>>9683124
>>9682974
These are all grand ideas, but even with me sealing my milsurp and vests with a food sealer, the smell of fucking smoke was still on them even after opening them months later when I moved out and grabbed some stuff from my grandparents. It is going to be a hyuge up-hill battle to keep her coords and accessories from being stained with the smell. I would even suggest off-site storing just to make sure nothing happens to them.

>>9683086
>top down photo

gotta hide them chins somehow

>>9683100
ah im sorry my typing is horrible
>Verbal fight breaks out
>Turns out the femnazi's Dad was one of the schools top 10 donators, ex-marine officer, etc.

>>9683088
>Femnazi wannabe finally has enough and calls him out on his perverted child predator behavior
>Verbally fight breaks out between the two and my ass is staying out of it, due to I was in a fight between another Chad and was already under the lens
>Femnazi calls him a 'weeaboo faggot' and besmirches Japan
>He flips the fuck out and back hands her, hard
>Her lip gets cut open
>Hes calling her something in Japanese and goes to stomp on her
>Some dude gets up and tackles him, white knight maybe, never really talked to the kid
>White Knight and another dude manhandle the fuck out of Fred while the Femnazi gets tended after by her friends and other female classmates
>In school police are called and they haul him out in handcuffs
>Turns out the femnazi was one of the schools top 10 donators, ex-marine officer, etc.
>Dude almost teleports to the school
>Again, heard through the grapevine that the Dad had to be restrained before he choked Fred to death, calling him every name under the sun
>Fred is never seen again after that day and I moved out of the city when I graduated.

>>9683071
>A weeks later I dont see him for an entire day, which is odd since I see him more than my girlfriend at school
>Hear from the grapevine he got caught masturbating in the library to some jacked up porn from some device he owned
>Had his pants down to his ankles leaned up against a bookcase
>Librarian caught him at the end and in his panic spacked all over the fucking expensive as fuck dictionaries and apparently an old bible
>Lose my shit right then and there with the dude whos telling me and I dont believe it for a minute
>Go to library and inquire
>Dont even get to the desk before I see a section roped off with caution tape and all the books removed
>Look over at the librarian Desk
>She looks at the tape, looks at me, and gives me the "Go on and fucking as me" look
>Turn on the heel and walk the fuck back out

Bewildered to this day why he would beat his meat in the fucking library, but lets continue
>See him pop up in class again, welcome him back with my loner chad head nod
>He just snorts at me and sits down
>Aight.jpg
>I wouldn't even say a couple days after that he dropped the ball and let on that he enjoys that there loli stuff
>Came up during health class or whatever it was that we had to take for a week or so where we talked about the human body and shit even though it didnt count towards our grades and just heaped on fucking homework for no reason
>I wasnt there for it because I skipped that shit, but he was pressing hard on the bare minimum age someone could be sexually active
>"So you could say even a say... 8 year old could be sexually active?"
>Alarm bells go off through the entire administration of the school
>He comes back at their administrative level stalking by wearing more and more questionable anime shirts depicting younger and younger subjects
>I have to sit behind this dude so im always staring at some little loli chick eyeballing me and its uncomfortable as shit

>>9682912
Now that im home i'll share a bit of Fred, he was a anime loving, manga drawing, naruto running, headband wearing, baka-swearing weeb at my high school that shared 4 of my fucking classes.

>Fred.
>5'8, 320lbs, greasy hair to his shoulder blades, wire rim glasses, and a severe disdain for anything not japanese
>Everything his owned had to be weeb-gucci
>Limited edition figurines that he kept pictures of inside of his anime themed trapper keeper
>Semi-nude key chains on his keys/cellphone
>Made a point to correct people with the japanese word of any word he picked out of a sentence
>Now this little habit of his earned him a place in the 'do not talk to' cliche of the school, and it was so bad he would hide behind library shelves and other bullshit in order to hear you talking and then pop out to explain that cellphone or spaghetti was said in japanese
>Earned the nickname Gopher Weeb because he was hiding in a fucking giant potted plant and popped out at a couple of girls and thought it would be kawaii so random, I suppose.
>Golden moments would be when he would try to steer any lesson we were in to the Japanese, and when we went over Japanese Internment Camps in the U.S he went nuclear and compared the U.S to Nazi Germany
>Im talking spittle flying out of mouth, shaking with rage, red in the face fury as he condemned the actions of the U.S against, and I quote, "The Chosen People"
>Teacher had no idea what to do so she sent him to the main office for detention or whatever
>Takes a personal grudge against the teacher and begins drawing the most insane, badly drawn hentai of her I have ever seen
>Only reason I knew of it is that he dropped some papers, and me not wanting to be a dick to the looming school shooter bent down to help pick them up
>Piece of paper had her being multi-tentacle graped by this squid monster with the head of Asuka cackling madly and him on her back in some kind of... Jojo like design
>Mfw
>Hand him back the paper and pop smoke

>>9682974
there is very little you can do since the smell just penetrates fucking everything. All you can do is do what you can to limit contact, whether it be full plastic or zip up covers with an air exchanger in tje room or some other trick.

>got into Anime in the Army
>reading these posts and remembering the turbo weebs in highschool

Do you guys just think back and your necks just crick at the 90 from the cringe?

>>9671733
I'd bet money that he does more than sniff that bag

>>9682559
Im not putting all these bows and cookie cutters on this FLC for nothing

>>9682542
Non-lolita buying for a lolita? What could possible go wro-

If any ya'll get grinched, i may just make your christmas. Just sayin.

>>9682220
i like everything but the bow, but im an insufferable anti-bow faggot.

>>9682423
i believe she was on the cosplay contest, could barely walk in her unhinged high heeled boots.

>>9682257