/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I hope your bodies are prepared for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7lsPwbPHw

>>7144927

The dad from Mary Poppins.

>Implying you won't be seeing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5kYmrjongg

I'd love to play Jack Skellington! Goodness knows I'm thin enough. But you get so cool all the time I wouldn't mind skipping meals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyWmet-fWDQ

Really, really poor FtM cosplays.

If anyone has that picture of the frumpy girl crossplaying Tony Stark in his underwear with with the crotch stuffed with a soda can, that's what I'm talking about.

>Thor
>Leonidas
>Hercules
>Non

Comics are good for tall guys with beards.

>>7023515

First one.

Protoman.

9/10 times they look like shit, and not in the ironic "of well it's already a post-apocalyptic future" way.

>>7023456

>Dat bottom left

GAWDAYUM! But seriously, that's absolutely beautiful.

My girlfriend and I are going.

I'll be there Friday and Saturday.

My girlfriend had a MONSTROUS panic attack last year and I'm really worried she might have some small level of PTSD or something because of it. I just hope she eats properly. She's really nervous about going again this year but she's got me and her friends beside her, so hopefully everything goes okay...

>>6843640

So was she.

My girlfriend looks almost exactly like Terra from Teen Titans.

Her hair is more like Kairi's from KH1.

I'm sure you can use them at photo shoots!

>>6729912

The guy in the middle is actually REALLY good looking.

He could get much better with practice!

>>6728936

That wig looks like it's made out of pasta.

I remember reading about a Vampire Hunter D cosplayer who wanted to do a shoot in a graveyard.

He talked to the folks that owned the graveyard, picked a spot, and called every family of the tombstones whose names would be visible to ask for permission and that the names would be removed in photoshop for privacy purposes.

I don't remember if he managed to do the shoot, but the fact that he was willing to go that far to show respect was commendable.

>tfw I want to become a drag queen who incorporates cosplay into her shows
>tfw I have neither the funds nor the know-how to get a career going

>>6699896

I feel the same way but with Brazilians.

But as I mentioned earlier in the thread, I work in a mall. Ask any of the employees at the Hollister, A&F, H&M, or Express, and they'll tell you all the same kinds of horror stories you typically hear about online games. Every time they walk into our stores, what could have been a nice and pleasant day at work suddenly turns into a game of Space Invaders.

This is equally frustrating because my cousins are Brazilian.

>>6699775
>>6699781

Yeah. I also hate how people accuse skinny models of being representative of beauty.

No bitch, they're not. They are meant to be natural canvases for the clothes. Hell, plenty of them aren't even attractive facially because that's not the point. If some woman walking down the runway had amazing tits, you wouldn't be paying attention to her clothes, now would you?

Same thing with the whole plus size models thing. People don't actually care about the clothes. They just want to circlejerk over how "brave" these women are for being chubby on a runway.

>>6699748

Same.

And this is awkward because I work at a huge Forever 21, and it has both a men's and plus size section right next to each other. It's nice because both guys and plus girls are severely underrepresented in my mall despite it being pretty big and high-end.

But as much as I like helping the bigger girls, and as much as I like getting customer compliments from them saying how helpful I am, I always think in the back of my head, "You know, you would have so much more and better options for yourself if you just lost the weight."

I hope this doesn't make me a bad person, because I want them to look nice. But they would look SOOOO much nicer if they just lost the damn weight.

Prepare yourselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7lsPwbPHw

I don't get it.

Dib's hair isn't the right shape. And Zim doesn't even have hair. And where are his antennae?

If they had these designs on men's sweaters, I would totally buy them! You girl's have awesome taste. Happy hunting!

There are plenty, OP.

You just have to be creative.