/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7789147
I want to engage in homosexual relations with this boy.

>>7736661
I just realized Jessi Slaughter was over four years ago.

>>7731506
>you will never have an underage cosplay gf
>she will never dress as buh-buh-blair from s-souler eater
>she will never ignore you to flirt with a neckbeard holding a camera
>you will never gaze longingly at her from a distance as she promotes her facebook page
>you will never follow her around all day at a convention carrying the worthless trinkets she bought from the dealer's room
>she will never appreciate the felonies you commit by buying her cheap booze
>you will never watch her get swooned by chad who's cosplaying hercules/he-man/thor at the midnight rave
>you will never make an inaudible scream of horror as you watch them make-out on the dance floor
>you will never weep tears of grief as you listen to their passionate lovemaking in the hotel room you booked months ahead of time
>you will never masturbate to those noises of ecstasy she makes from being satisfied by a cock the size you could never give her

I don't know, man.

>>7691001
El Dorado sounds alpha as fuck.

>he don't care, he hits on single and married women
>clear social value, has a facebook
>smart motherfucker who invented a warm, disposable fleshlight
>bitches can't stop thinking or talking about him, even after the convention is over
>rich playboy
>you want to be a prude and reject his charms?
>no problem-- he can afford your cheap whore ass

>>7625180
I'm not Sonic! I'm my own original character, Blonic!

>>7606482
pls marry me chiho

>>7563260
Waiting tables isn't working at minimum wage, dumbass. Plenty of girls at my restaurant are working as waitresses to supplement their future endeavors.

>>7563230
Maybe for middle class neighborhoods $700 is cheap, but that type of lifestyle isn't for a young lady with zero career prospects that's resorting to begging online for help. I was dishing out $375 a month to live in a ghetto shithole for nearly a year in Cincinnati, but I still had plumbing and electricity. Don't forget that she'll still need to make a down-payment on said apartment.

And only $50 a month for food? No way in hell can she handle that if she can't handle living in her car for a few weeks.

>I have no idea what to do anymore and I'm scared I'll be living in my car.

It's doable. It'll suck having to get a monthly gym membership and being there at six in the morning every day so you can use the showers and what-not, but it's doable.

>I have applied to over 350 jobs in the past two months and I have had zero interviews.

Time to start waiting tables and parlaying your aesthetics into something other than free drinks at the club, sweetie.

>I've calculated out that I'll need at least 2500$ to be safe for three months.

Getting greedy there, Lauren.

>Assuming I can find an apartment for $700/mo

You don't need to spend that much on an apartment.

>spend $50/mo on food

Top fucking lel.

>>7552016
Maybe sempai won't notice you because you have exceptionally shit taste in anime.

>>7502487
WE GO WILD!

I caught some little shit trying to steal my tip on a table a few weeks ago.

>"Wh-what are you doing?"
>"Nothin'."

And then he walked away while I stared at his back in silence.

>my face afterwards

>>7493839
N-nani sore?

>>7484668
Do you ever perform in cosplay?

And w-would you s-send me pics of you gogo d-dancing?

>>7478822
>implying she's not already touching herself to him at night

>>7482480
K-Kip?

Because nobody wants to see some disgusting normalfag girl walking around with her boobs flopping around while she's in the same vicinity as my waifus, you massive faggot.

>>7459265
What are you choices of DRD's, anon?

>>7458875
Stay straight-laced, anon.

>>7458738
Or you just learn to relish in the awkwardness when someone's pissed off at you for one reason or another. It's an acquired taste for sure.

>>7448917
Weight's lost and abs are made through the kitchen, anon. I'm going to summon a board boogie-man and recommended you check out /r/keto. I believe in you.

>>7448809
That's easily correctable, though.

>tfw it will be years before you can even consider having enough for the surgery

>>7445414
Mmmmm. That plot. That character development.

>>7438304
Why so krool, anon?