/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.7367016]

Has anyone ever really gathered up all the negative comments about Heroes of Cosplay and attention whores and just served as a spokes person against them and the other "elite?"

I'm getting tired of cosplaying focusing on petty feuds and e-fame and instead wish it focused n the people like it did before.

[Anonymous No.7367338]

What, you want some sort of Champion of Cosplay to go up against the ambassador?

[Anonymous No.7368190]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmR5IZt-hTo

FIIIIINAAAAALLLLY THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK TO /CGL/!

YAYA HAN, TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU WALK INTO THE PEOPLE'S CONVENTION, GET ON THE PEOPLE'S MIC AND BORE US FOR OVER AN HOUR OF OUR TIME TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU COSPLAY FOR....THE PEOPLE.

JUST WHO THE BLUE HELL, GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THIS?

THERE IS ONLY ONE JABRONI BEATING, FABRIC WEAVING, COSTUME MAKING MASCRADE WINNING PEOPLE'S CHAMPION HERE!

YAYA HAN, LET THE ROCK SPEAK FOR THE PEOPLE AND SAY WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT HEROES OF COSPLAY....

IT....ABSOLUTELY.....SUUUUUUUCKS!

THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST GOD AWFUL THINGS THE ROCK HAS SEEN AND THE ROCK IS ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT EVEN THE LIKES OF EUGENE AND THE COACH CAN PUT TOGETHER A BETTER PROGRAM THAT YOU AND THE REST OF THE TITTY BRIGADE CAN SQUEEZE OUT OF THE FIVE COLLECTIVE BRAIN CELLS YOU ALL HAVE. HELL THE ROCK CAN TAKE A PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP, PUT A BOW ON IT AND HAVE THE CRAP LOOK BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU PUT TOGETHER BECAUSE, UNLIKE YOU YAYA, THE CRAP IS MADE UP OF NATURAL INGREDIENTS.

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU, YAYA. EVERYONE AND I DO MEAN.....EVERYONE....KNOWS THAT THE ONLY THING FAKER THAN THE TWO PIXYTERIS YOU GOT HANGING OFF YOUR CHEST IS YOUR LOVE OF COSPLAY. YOU'RE LIKE THE MEG GRIFFIN OF COSPLAY EVEN LESS LIKEABLE, WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR SAGGING CHEEKS LIKE YOU'RE DROOPY THE DOG WITH TOO MUCH MAKEUP. DO YOU'RE SELF A FAVOR, CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR SHOW TO JABRONIS OF COSPLAY AND TAKE YOUR SEASON TWO CONTRACT, SHINE IT UP REAL NICE, ADD SOME PHOTOSHOP TO THE SON OF A BITCH AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR PLASTIC ASS!

*raises microphone*

IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKING

[Anonymous No.7368226]

>>7368190
>UNLIKE YOU YAYA, THE CRAP IS MADE UP OF NATURAL INGREDIENTS.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.7368258]

>>7368190
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

[Anonymous No.7369536]

>>7368190
Fuck, I read that in his voice

[Anonymous No.7369546]

>>7368190

well damn

[itaqueen !!60RF7p3/Emf No.7369547]

>>7368190
i missed you man

[Anonymous No.7369555]

>>7368190
>HELL THE ROCK CAN TAKE A PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP, PUT A BOW ON IT AND HAVE THE CRAP LOOK BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU PUT TOGETHER BECAUSE, UNLIKE YOU YAYA, THE CRAP IS MADE UP OF NATURAL INGREDIENTS.
DOSE SICK BURNZZZZ

[Anonymous No.7369695]

>>7369536
I even paused for cheers and applause

[Anonymous No.7369698]

>>7368190
BAH GAWD KING! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION JUST CALLED OUT CHY...EXCUSE ME, YAYA HAN!

[Anonymous No.7369729]

>>7368190

[Anonymous No.7369758]

>>7368190

[Anonymous No.7369801]

>>7368190

[Anonymous No.7369872]

>>7368190

[Anonymous No.7370053]

>>7368190
Oh gawd I lold

[Anonymous No.7370083]

>>7368190

Bring back Big Poppa Pump

[Yaya Han No.7370089]

>>7368190

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SyBn-VWoMY

Dwayne, let me just say you do live up to your name because only someone as thick headed as you would think that making fun of the most powerful woman in cosplay entertainment would be a good idea.

First of all rock, if you wanna talk about boobs then take a look in the mirror as the two pecks you flash on a daily business are big enough to put most Yoko cosplayers to shame. With your male pattern baldness and obvious use of steroids for a moment I thought I was just talking to Living Ichigo after he visited the tanning salon.

Face it, the days of wearing silly costumes for fun went out like Vash the Stampede cosplayers/ What rules the cosplay scene now are big costumes, big egos which all boil down to the most important element....

The big paycheck.

I don't need people to love what I do or be a fan, all I need them to simply "like" what I do. That's a facebook reference for you in case your musclebound brain was struggling to keep up. Numbers is what drives this business forward and I got the digits to prove my success. Did you know that I have worn at least 200 cosplays ever since I started cosplaying? You call yourself the "People's Cosplayer" but you've been wearing the same black speedo for almost twenty years. Summer's already passed Rock, put some pants or else people might be thinking you're cashing in on the Free! craze going on.

Now let's talk about you. Rock, you are the biggest attention whore around. Selling yourself out to Hollywood, humping Vince's leg to be his petting boy and let's not forget that Tooth Fairy flick you filmed years ago where you wore those god awful second hand wings. Next time give me a call and you can use my merchandise, who knows, maybe you can use them to fly away and save all of us the embarrassment.

It's time for you to buzz off Rock, you're getting in the way of my photographers.

[Anonymous No.7370166]

Shit
Just
Got
Real!

[Anonymous No.7370255]

>>7367338
>Anon asks for a champion for the people
>Get's The People's Champion

I have no words

[Anonymous No.7370264]

>>7370089
I still hate Tatas for ruining her for me.

[Anonymous No.7370284]

>>7370255
It's so beautiful

[Anonymous No.7370302]

>>7369698
>>7370089
I dunno about you JR, but I got one word for all this....

...PUPPIES!!!

[The Rock No.7371222]

>>7370089
You're right Yaya, that is a good cosplay you're wearing. What did you make it out of?

[Yaya Han No.7371227]

>>7371222
Glad you noticed Rock, it's a really intricate outfit that took a long time to make. First I....

[The Rock No.7371231]

>>7371227
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU MADE YOUR COSPLAY!

[Anonymous No.7371796]

>>7371231
ROCKY!!!
ROCKY!!!
ROCKY!!!
ROCKY!!

[Anonymous No.7371836]

>>7371231

[Anonymous No.7371854]

Hey cool, that's my confession.

Remaining on topic; At this point, OP, everyone involved in the show is already well aware of the community's stance, so sending them all the negative comments wouldn't do anything as they've heard it all before. A few of them have even commented on the hate, but of course they dismissed everyone's perfectly legitimate complaints as the community just being full of bullies and haters.

Someone posted this on Tumblr...
>My best friend is currently getting her picture taken for Heroes of Cosplay. And get this. The girl who came to us with the waiver form explained where she came from in very very vague terms…she said something along the lines of “reality show for conventions and cosplayers”. She only admitted it was for HoC when I explicitly asked her if it was, and wouldn’t straightforwardly explain what the picture would be used for. They know they’re vilified by the actual community and still they try to weasel us onto their show.

So yeah, assuming this story is true, clearly the show is well aware if they're at the point of being hesitant to even mention the show's name to people when requesting pictures.

[The Rock No.7371858]

NOW LET'S MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR YAYA, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE'S SPEEDO. IN FACT ONE CAN SAY THAT YOU MIGHT BE STARING A LITTLE TOO MUCH AT THE ROCK'S GOODS. YEAAAH, LITTLE MISS YAYA CHECKING OUT THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION AND GETTING WETTER THAN A FAT OTAKU IN LINE FOR COMIKET.

SO YAYA, YOU THINKING OF THE PEOPLE'S STRUDEL? MAYBE YOU WANT A BIT OF BAKED GOODS TO GO WITH THE ROCK'S TOASTY BUNS. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT FREE, YOU WANNA TAKE ABOUT CASHING IN ON A CRAZE? ONE LOOK AT YOUR BLUSHING FACE THAT YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE CRAZED WITH STROKING....SWIMMING THAT IS .

OH YEAH, UPSIDE, BACKSIDE, DOGGIE STYLE, EVEN THE ROCK CAN GET ON THE ACTION WITH A CLASSIC BREASTSTROKE THOUGH YOU'D NEED TO USE A JACKHAMMER TO GET THROUGH ALL THE PLASTIC AND MAKE YOU FEEL ANYTHING.

NOW WAKE UP YAYA, THAT WAS DREAMLAND AND THIS IS REALITY. IN NO CHANCE, IN A BLUE HELL WOULD THE ROCK WOULD EVEN LET YOU TOUCH HIS BODY AND THE ROCK WOULD RATHER HAVE A HOMESTUCKER WITH UNSEALED MAKEUP GLOMP HIM BEFORE HE'LL EVEN LET YOU COME CLOSE TO DEFILING HIM.

TO ANSWER YOUR REQUEST, THE ROCK IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE PEOPLE'S CONVENTION AS HE TOO HAS A FANBASE THAT NEEDS TO BE PLEASED THE ROCK DOESN'T NEED TO BEG AND PLEAD FOR PEOPLE TO HIT A BUTTON ON HIS PAGE BECAUSE HE HAS THE MILLIONS....

[The Rock No.7371860]

>>7371858
AND THE MILLIONS!

[The Rock No.7371870]

>>7371860
OF THE ROCK'S FANS WHO HAVE BEEN CHANTING HIS NAME IS ALL THE PRAISE HE NEEDS. SO IF YOU WANT TO START COMPETING IN FACEBOOK HITS THEN THE ROCK ONLY NEEDS ONE.

JUST...ONE....HIT.

ONE HIT. BETTER THAN ANY MASQUERADE AWARD, BETTER THAN ANY TV CONTRACT, BETTER THAN ALL THE FANBOY GIFTS, DONATIONS, WEBPAGE VISITS AND PUBLIC APPEARANCES YOU HAVE MADE IN YOUR LIFE. THE ROCK CAN KNOCK THEN ALL AWAY IN JUST...ONE...HIT.

AND THAT HIT IS WHEN THE ROCK IS GOING TO TAKE HIS SIZE 15....$600 SHOE.....AND PLANTS ITS UPSIDE YOUR AGING RICK FLAIR ASS AND KICKS YOU OUT OF THE COSPLAY COMMMUNITY FOR GOOD!

SO IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE WITH A COSPLAY WORTHY OF OUR ATTENTION. THEN....

JUST SEW IT!

[Anonymous No.7372288]

>>7368190
Oh man this is screencap worthy

[Anonymous No.7372289]

>>7371860
10/10 I love you

[Anonymous No.7372294]

best....thread....on....cgl

[Anonymous No.7372295]

>>7368190
Oh man this is screencap worthy

[Anonymous No.7372320]

>>7371870
Rock, I just cant with you right now.

it's 2014 and you still haven't accepted your lord and savior Yaya.

No go make another straight to dvd piece of shit movie and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7372366]

>>7371870
FOLKS, WE'RE SEEING WHAT COULD BE A BEGINNING OF SLOBBERKNOCKER AT WRESTLEMANIA! HOW WILL YAYA HAN RETALIATE? WE'LL FIND OUT SOON!

[Anonymous No.7372370]

>>7371870
FOLKS, WE'RE SEEING WHAT COULD BE A BEGINNING OF SLOBBERKNOCKER AT WRESTLEMANIA! HOW WILL YAYA HAN RETALIATE? WE'LL FIND OUT SOON

[Anonymous No.7372380]

GO ROCKY GO! POUND THAT BITCH INTO SAND!

[Anonymous No.7372395]

>>7372370

WrestleMania ROCA VS YAYA HAN AR EN UN INFIERNO EN UN CELULAR, COCINA WHOS lloverá SUPREMO EN ESTE COMBATE DEL BOOB VS Brawn

[Anonymous No.7372411]

>>7367016
>/cgl/
>Cosplay & Dramu
>Lolita and Dramu
>Whatever the fuck EGL is and Dramu
>Complains about a show portraying the cosplay community and it's focus on Drama

Let's say that I agree with you, what the fuck do you want the show to focus on? How they make the dresses and shit? People care about interesting people and social dynamics. There's a reason How It's Made on the History Channel got replaced with 24/7 reruns of American Pickers and Pawn Stars.

[Anonymous No.7372414]

>>7372411
>whatever the fuck egl is
>lel

[Anonymous No.7372422]

>>7372411
>American Pro-Wrestling and dramu
This is perfect.

[Anonymous No.7372425]

>>7372422
I wanna cosplay as Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Anonymous No.7372428]

>>7372425
In burando.

Now I'm thinking of the evolution of The Undertaker in lolita terms, and how he hit a Meta phase in the early 2000's.

[Yaya Han No.7372451]

>>7371870
You underestimate me Rock, teasing me and not giving them what they want is what I'm the best at. Haven't you heard the phrase "cosplay is not consent" and there is no way I'm going to agree to a match with you. I'm a hero of cosplay now and if the public sees me manhandled by you then my image will be ruined.

But don't despair loyal viewers of /cgl/, us cosplayers always travel in groups and I got someone else here that can "match" our dear little Rocky quiet perfectly.

[Jessica Nigiri No.7372456]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Hey guys, I'm so glad to finally make my pro debut on /cgl/ and I love cosplay as much as I love wrestling which is...like...a loit of loving as that's two things to love and two is bigger than one. Before I forget I gotta say my favorite wrestler was Machamp because his seismic toss move looked so cool!

[Jessica Nigiri No.7372457]

>>7372451
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Hey guys, I'm so glad to finally make my pro debut on /cgl/ and I love cosplay as much as I love wrestling which is...like...a loit of loving as that's two things to love and two is bigger than one. Before I forget I gotta say my favorite wrestler was Machamp because his seismic toss move looked so cool!

[Yaya Han No.7372458]

>>7372457
Uhhh Jnig sweetie. Machamp is a Pokemon, not a pro wrestler...

[Anonymous No.7372461]

This flawless-ass thread tho

[Jessica Nigiri No.7372466]

>>7372458
Well I wasn't gonna pick a PokeWOman as they weren't around in the old days!

Anyway ROCK, stop picking on Yaya and my other cosplay friends! All we want to do is have fun dressing up and making sure that everyone gives us money. Now I know you're just a bitter old man from the old days of cosplaying where you folks wasted time watching anime and sewing but this is the 21st century here, get with the times already! I mean, what kind of stupid name is "rock" anyway? Maybe that's why you're not cosplay famous as you have such an old outdated name. Maybe you should change your name to "Pop" or "Twerk" maybe then you can sell some of those icky prints of yourself.

I am ready to make my mark on Cosplay Wrestling Entertainment as we all know that I am the best looking blond cosplayer to wear a skintight spandex suit to ever walk in the ring. I'm sure with these good looks that no one else can stop me!

[Anonymous No.7372468]

>>7372457
>Machamp

This thread is thread of the year so far.

[Jessica Nigiri No.7372470]

>>7372458
Well I wasn't gonna pick a PokeWOman as they weren't around in the old days!

Anyway ROCK, stop picking on Yaya and my other cosplay friends! All we want to do is have fun dressing up and making sure that everyone gives us money. Now I know you're just a bitter old man from the old days of cosplaying where you folks wasted time watching anime and sewing but this is the 21st century here, get with the times already! I mean, what kind of stupid name is "rock" anyway? Maybe that's why you're not cosplay famous as you have such an old outdated name. Maybe you should change your name to "Pop" or "Twerk" maybe then you can sell some of those icky prints of yourself.

I am ready to make my mark on Cosplay Wrestling Entertainment as we all know that I am the best looking blond cosplayer to wear a skintight spandex suit to ever walk in the ring. I'm sure with these good looks that no one else can stop me!

[Anonymous No.7372473]

>>7372470
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrO3fFD-kY

[Jim Ross No.7372477]

>>7372473
Oh no King....she didn't....did she just...baw gawd he's actually here!

[THE MILLIONS No.7372493]

ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

[Anonymous No.7372581]

Is it even possible to archive threads anymore?

[Anonymous No.7372591]

>>7372581
Rebeccablacktech. I like to read the old drama-rama.

[Anonymous No.7372835]

>>7372470
Honey! The only one who's the best looking blond cosplayer to wear a skintight spandex suit to EVER walk in the ring, is ME!!!!

NOW!! Since we're on the subject of Spandex, Both of you ladies surely D-D-D-DON'T know how to fully wear them...TIGHTLY. You see, you're stuffing is all in the wrong places.

[Anonymous No.7372836]

>>7372835
I know a thing about stuffing. And I can surely teach you both, about S-S-STUFFING!!!

sssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Anonymous No.7372990]

>>7372835
>>7372836
Goldust was fabulous before we even had a term for it

[Anonymous No.7373029]

Am I alone in not having seen this show? Last time I checked you can't find it on YouTube, and other than that I have no idea where it can be viewed. I sure as fuck won't buy any DVD or BluRay of that crap, but like a train wreck I want to see what they do in it.

I've also heard that myself and my wife and some of our friends are in season one in the background since we were at a Comicon they were shooting at, so at the very least my narcissism has drawn me to want to view that bit of footage.

[Anonymous No.7373122]

>>7373029
Protip
there are more websites that videos online that aren't yotube

[Anonymous No.7373137]

/WWE/? in my /cgl/?

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.7373162]

>>7373029
syfy channel

i think they cancelled it to show re-runs of that one zombie makeup show

the rest of the cast (chubby asian girl) is on that TBS show ing of the geeks if you really want to see her, she's not all that pretty or smart though

and she is a "judge"

[Vince McMaohon No.7373163]

>>7372451
>>7372457

First off, you two big boobied bimbos need to get the hell out of my ring and out of this building! The people here don't want to see The Invasion storyline Silicon edition.

Before you girls leave, can I ask you to stop harassing me for donations? Heroes of Cosplay is a sinking ship and makes the XFL look like a good investment in comparison.

[Anonymous No.7373781]

>>7373163
Since when is Vince not fond of talentless barbie dolls?

[Vince McMahon No.7373949]

>>7373781
>>7373163
You see, here in the WWE, we already have enough gorgeous, beautiful, dazzling women women who are talented on and off the ring.

You two ladies, have NO talent whatsoever. Sure you might have the right.. "Qualifications", but in the ring, you are useless.

Unless of course, you wanna negotiate your terms of staying in the WWE in my limo..

[Vince McMahon No.7373953]

>>7373163
>>7373781
You see, here in the WWE, we already have enough gorgeous, beautiful, dazzling women women who are talented on and off the ring.

You two ladies, have NO talent whatsoever. Sure you might have the right.. "Qualifications", but in the ring, you are useless.

Unless of course, you wanna negotiate your terms of staying in the WWE in my limo..

[Anonymous No.7374412]

From outta nowhere! Vintage Rock has come back to (insert your city here)!! JR THIS is the road to Cosplaymania!

Be sure you don't miss a second of this development by downloading the WWE app!

[Anonymous No.7374427]

>>7372395
THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!

[Anonymous No.7374785]

THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD

[Anonymous No.7374831]

[Anonymous No.7374852]

THREAD OF THE FUCKING DECADE!

[Anonymous No.7375212]

>>7374412
>Vintage Rock

Ok I laughed.

9/10 needs more mention of twitter

[Anonymous No.7375265]

>>7368190
Yaya just got straight up SERVED YO!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7375299]

>>7368190
Holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.7375316]

If I don't see screen caps of this in future threads I will be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.7375358]

>>7375265
She seems to have backed down, even.
(Seriously someone needs to keep this gold going)

[Stone Cold No.7375515]

>>7372470
I don't know what sort of rock you crawled out of but for christ's sake if you don't shut the hell up and get out of my way, I'm gonna make sure I cram you back inside.

You gotta be one of the skankiest girls I've ever laid my eyes on and the sluttiest son of a bitch in the business.

Walking around with your empty headed...

WHAT!

Ditzy cheerleading ....

WHAT!

Battered housewife makeup looking...

WHAT!

Wanna be cosplayer that ever whined, bitched and titty fucked her way to the top of the food chain. I don't see h ow you've been able to make a buck with looks like those and even after knocking back a few beers, I sure as hell ain't drunk enough to start giving you floozies my money.

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

[Anonymous No.7375610]

H-hey, guys. Can I be in this thread?

[Anonymous No.7375625]

>>7375610
No, you're not important.

[Anonymous No.7376504]

Are we running out of cosplayers? Who else would be perfect in this thread.

[Anonymous No.7376536]

Who knew Seagulls were secret wrestling fans?

[Jim Ross No.7377057]

>>7375515
STONE COLD!!!
STONE COLD!!!
STONE COLD!!!

[Anonymous No.7377614]

>>7375610
Damn, that is one way to make me feel bad. Poor guy.

[Macho Man No.7377949]

Wrestlemania, 90,000 people watchin' and THIS is Yaya Han's cuppa' coffee in the big time. CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME! Because, Yaya will never get closer than that. I AM the intercontinental heavyweight champion and I will remain the intercontinental heavyweight champion and YAYA HEN on the outside will be no factor at all, yeah.

Goooo on and PRISSSSSSY up with your felt outfits and your make up, You will NEVER come even close to me.. yeah.. that's because it's Macho Madness here, it's Macho Mania, second to none. I can change at a moment's notice, I'm chameleon.. YEAH!

I'm talkin' about the beat goes on.. YEAH.. and the beat goes on, and the beat goes on.. sugar is sweet and so is honey, but the beat goes on and when this is all over, when this is done with, I will REMAIN on top of the world and Yaya Hen will have to go back to peddling their goods in the Goodwill YEAH!

[Maguma !ftEuMagUmA No.7379919]

I don't know what sort of christmas miracle just happened in this thread but I don't want it to go away!! My sides are killing me!

ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

[Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG No.7379940]

its like old school /cgl/ in here

[Anonymous No.7380035]

ECW! ECW! ECW!

[Anonymous No.7380049]

>>7379940
Who knew there was such a huge cross-board overlap between /cgl/ and /asp/?

[Anonymous No.7380058]

>waaah I don't like what it's doing to nerd girls, now all guys will lump us together with fake nerd girls and think they're all the same! And then my beta orbiters won't think I'm a special snowflake anymore!

Who the fuck cares, if you're a fucking nerd it just pertains to things you fucking enjoy, who gives a shit what guys think about you? That's not going to stop you from liking your chinese cartoons, you just care about the fucking less attention you might receive, because then guys might stop giving a shit about nerd girls, real or fake. Get a hobby you attention slut.

[Booker T No.7380075]

>>7372470

Jessica Nigri, I'm coming for you nigga!

[Anonymous No.7380082]

FACK DE FACKING YAYA HAN! DE FACKING SKANK BITCH! IF IT WEREN'T FOR DE IRON SHEIK, THERE BE NO MASQUERADE! DERE BE NO SKEETS, NO HAAL CONTEST! NO NATHINK! YOH NO HAVE A FYOOCHUR IN COSPLEI WITHOUT SHEIKY-BABY! YOH ALL IN DEBT TO THE SHEIK! I MAKE YOU PAY YOH RESPECT; DEY ALL RESPECT DE REEEEAL! DE OOOHHH AMERICAN GOOLD MEDAL! THE DEEJAY RANMA, THE WANAMAKAH, THE MISA ON WHEEAHS -- Misa you so pure and good god bless you I love you so -- DEY SHOW LOVE TO DE SHEIK! YOH DON'T SHOW RESPECT, YAYA HAN, BUT I TEACH YOH RESPECTI PUT YOU IN DE CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK YOH BACK, FACK YOH ASS, AND MAKE YOU HAMBOL!

FACKING BOOLSHEHHT

[Anonymous No.7380085]

OH MY GOD!!

[Anonymous No.7380118]

>>7380058
People are upset because girls were getting bullied because of the "fake nerd" paranoia.

[Anonymous No.7380129]

>>7380118
Well tough titties, lots of people get bullied online, I'm not going to cry over some girl getting accused of not being a nerd. Who cares if it's girls getting bullied?

Take xbox live, when guys get harassed on it, they laugh or do it back or deal and move on and no one cares, but when girls get harassed, they have to blog about it and write articles about how unfair and wrong it is that their precious feelings are being hurt.

[Anonymous No.7380139]

>>7380129
Fucking kids these days, you are here right now bitching and moaning because you dislike it when other people complain. Hypocrite. And all the while you are missing out on one of the funniest threads that /cgl/ has had for a long time.

[Anonymous No.7380145]

>>7380129
>when guys get harassed on it, they laugh or do it back or deal and move on and no one cares
can you stop with that? i know plenty of guys who get asspained over stupid shit like that. there are stigmas about both guys and girls, and no one deserves to deal with them.

[Anonymous No.7380184]

>>7380145
Can't we all just get along?

Can no one be mean to each other ever again?

[Anonymous No.7380616]

Hey guys, can we play too?

[CM Punk No.7380679]

Yaya Han, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Cosplay Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Yaya. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am... and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Oliva Munn was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Jessica though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! *waves to the camera*

I am the best cosplayer in the world.

[CM Punk No.7380701]

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Vampi bit me. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Vampi is I’m going to leave with the WWE Cosplay Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that gazebo, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

[CM Punk No.7380732]

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of Comic con. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Jessica is in the main event at Comic con next year and I’m not makes me sick!

[CM Punk No.7380748]

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Cosplay Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it at Anime Boston. Maybe…I’ll go back to a college convention!

*looks at the camera and waves*

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

[CM Punk No.7380754]

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Cosplay Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it at Otakon. Maybe…I’ll go back to college conventions.

*looks at the camera and waves*

Hey, Mei Wai, how you doing?

[Chris Jericho No.7380783]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXGa6N10Nk

WELCOME TO COSPLAY IS JERICHO!!!

Well for those of you who don't know me... I am Chris Jericho!
Your new hero! Your party host! And most importantly, the most charismatic cosplayer to ever enter your living rooms, via, a television screen!

And for those of you who DO know me, well, all hail the Ayatollah, more famous than Vic Mignogna!

You don't agree, Yaya Han? Well, you DID say that being a featurette on television would get the job done. But looking at you posting in this thread right now, I'd say YOU'RE the expert when it comes to getting the job done!

As a matter of fact, I have a couple of links to show of my own.

Let's take a look at a still of our little Yaya from a few years ago

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/Profile_YayaHAN_pic2.jpg

And now, let's take a look at our not-so-little Yaya from JUST last month!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1528646_10151879014451608_84906741_n.jpg

It seems like our little millionaire cosplay princess sure has grown over the last year! Well, in two specific places at least!

Talk about foreign costumes!

You wanna see let the bodies hit the floor?

I'll say, let the BOOBIES hit the floor!

[Anonymous No.7381018]

>>7380082
Who the fuck let Shiek in here?
Is Russo booking again?

Fuck it, I'm done! See y'all in ROH.

[Anonymous No.7381210]

>>7380783
>COSPLAY IS JERICHO
55/10

[Anonymous No.7381215]

Let me tell you something brother. At the end of the day jack. The bottom line brother. Is this jack. Hull Kogan brother. And all his Hulkamaniacs jack. Are gonna run with on you cosplay bitches. Brother jack!

[Anonymous No.7381373]

INDEEED!

[Anonymous No.7381385]

>In a strange bout of marketing, the world of cosplay will be seeing a big budget movie simply called "The Cosplayer" staring Mickey Rourke. The film's plot centralizes around Rourke playing Randy "The Cam" Jackson who struggles with his fading cosplay fame as newer audiences flock to sexy looking girls and men get shunned in the process. To prepare for the role Rourke says he spent many hours learning iconic cosplay poses and even was inspired by Jessica's Nigiri's dye and tan job for his character.

[Anonymous No.7381399]

>>7380058
>>7380118
>>7380129
>>7380139
>>7380145

Ya ruining a great thread with your bitching and talks about "bullying". Get ot.

[Anonymous No.7381404]

Still the best/10

[Anonymous No.7381434]

>>7370089
/!\ attention whoring detected /!\

[Anonymous No.7381437]

>>7371231

her slave made it.
It is the modus operandi of Yaya.

First, got a husband to enter used.

Then divorces.

After looking for a sucker, that makes costumes and pay boobs surgery.

The rest we all know.

ueadcacc taking

[Anonymous No.7381443]

>>7381437

to enter usa* and obtain citizenship

vah utescuti

[Farooq No.7381497]

>>7373953
>>7375515
>>7380783
>>7380679
...................................................................................................................................DAMN!!

[Farooq No.7381500]

>>7381497

[EDGE No.7381507]

First of all I would like to congratulate Yaya on retaining her World Cosplay Championship.
So therefor there is one more competition to happen here tonight and this individual is cashing in his Money in the Bank privilege that he earned at Cosplay Mania. And this World Cosplay Championship competition will take place right here right now. Yaya defends against...
EDGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvRJh8Ahb0I

[Anonymous No.7381510]

>Still no Scott Steiner

Whatever happened to The Big Bad Booty Daddy?

[Papa Pump No.7381526]

>>7381510
You know, they say all women are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Yaya, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another cosplayer, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'.
But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add JNig to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the three-way, at AX, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause JNig KNOWS she can’t beat me, and she’s not even gonna try!
So, Yaya, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at AX! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at AX! Ya,ya; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at Anime Expo!

[Anonymous No.7381542]

Congratulations Yaya. I want my rematch.

[Teddy Long No.7381617]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlTlegZmWfM

Hold on a minuet playa...

[Adella No.7381764]

>>7373163
>>7373953
Now hold up there Vince, there is no chance in hell you're going to come here and try to buy out our groups like you did to WCW and ECW.

My brand of cosplaying and uniting cosplayers is more old school than a Hogan leg drop back in the days of the WWF and you didn't lose out to a bunch of sad pandas.

Vince, you got more roids pumping through your veins than an average /fit/ poster and as the years go on you've been losing your hair, your balls and your profits. They call cosplay.com a relic of the past but at least a relic is still looked back with respect. Meanwhile a man like you will be looking back to try to remove the proverbial "kick me" sign off his back.

[Anonymous No.7381797]

OH MY GOD!!!
JR, are you seeing this, or you too busy sucking down BBQ sauce again?

[Anonymous No.7381819]

Fans, have I got the inside scoop from the locker room! There will be more guest appearances here and I cannot tell you who here on air.

Call my hotline: 555-call "Mean" Gene now!

[Anonymous No.7381821]

>>7381797
Shut up Joey Styles. No one cares about you and your promos.

[Anonymous No.7381825]

>>7381617
!!!!! IT'S GONNA BE A TAG TEAM MATCH, RIGHT TEDDY?!

[Anonymous No.7381828]

>>7380058
Shhh shhh let the heels and faces fued.

[Teddy Long No.7381841]

Yaya. Since you like to talk so much, I'll decided on something special tonight. Ya see tonight. We're gonna have a tag match...now hold on..ALSO. You and a partner of your choosing are gonna go up against The Rock as well as..The Undatakuh in a steel cage match..now can I get a Holla Holla

[Chloe Dykstra No.7381847]

I'll tag team with Yaya!

[Daniel Bryan No.7381856]

Do Yaya and Jnig deserve all the praise and popularity?

NO! NO! NO!

Am I better cosplayer than those two combined?

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Anonymous No.7381863]

Mankind and Mr. Socko are here!

[Anonymous No.7381870]

Mankind and Mr. Socko challenges Yaya to a steel cage, first blood match!!

[Anonymous No.7381874]

>>7381870
>tfw you miss Mankind and those days when everything was bright and new

[Hulk Hogan No.7381896]

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' MEAN GENE, DUDE! I'M SITTIN' AT HOME WATCHING MY BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV FROM AARON'S RENT-A-CENTER WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE A CREDIT CHECK, AND WHAT DO I SEE? I SEE THIS CHUNKY FACE PEEKING OUT FROM TWO BOOBS BIGGER THAN ANDRE'S HANDS, BROTHER. AND THIS FACE, THIS WALKING BOTOX FACTORY CALLED YAYA HAN IS SPEWING A LOT OF CRAP, BROTHER.

MY HULKAMANIACS CALLED OUT TO ME! THEY SAID "HULKSTER, WHATCHA GONNA DO?! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THIS HEROES OF COSPLAY BITCH RUNNING HER MOUTH?!"

I LOOKED UP TO THE ALMIGHTY AND I SAID "VINCE, GET ME AND YAYA IN THE RING. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS GRAB THE 24-INCH SILICONE FUNBAGS AND SQUAH 'EM LIKE A GRAPE!"

SO YAYA HAN, WHATCHA GONNA DO?! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIACS RUNS WILD...ON... YOOOOUUUU?!!!!

[Yaya Han No.7381897]

>>7381870
But Mankind, you're one the best cosplayers ever with your multiple personas! Why do we have to fight? Let's be sewing buddies! I don't want to get blood on my outfits and I'm afraid my fake breasts will burst!

[Cactus Jack No.7381934]

>>7381897
Oh no you don't, Yaya Pan! You don't just try to weasel out of shoot-out like some yellow-bellied coward! You better be ready, because when I'm done with you, your fake breast will be the least of your worries.

BANG BANG!

[Anonymous No.7381942]

>>7368190
>>7371231
YEAH ROCK ! give her the people's elbow or rock bottom her.

[Anonymous No.7381947]

This thread needs someone to just bust out a copy of one of the recent WWE games and get to work with the CAW and post the results.

[Degeneration X No.7381962]

Hey Yaya Han, your clit is so nasty and breasts are so used up, they make Stephenie McMahon look clean as a whistle! We got 2 words for you:

SUCK IT!!

[The Siberian Blizzard No.7381972]

http://youtu.be/JKt-6lRbhLI?t=3m47s
And without warning a large muscular behemoth sprang from behind Yaya. Grabbing her, the man in the red tights would toss her into the air before launching himself up along with her. His sturdy legs a sign of his dedicated upbringing in the hard cold tundras of Russia. Rotating, he would in mid air grab the dainty Asian woman and began to spin like a cyclone.
"I am the protector of Russian skies...Siiiiberiaaaannn~"
he hollered.
Clenching Yaya's skull in his armpit he would use the force of his previous rotation along with Yaya to go even faster before reaching the height of his ascent, his chiseled visage like a sign from god. Letting her go, he would then modify the areal hold he had on her, grabbing her legs while his feet crunched down against her elbows for leverage.
"Blizzzarrrrdddd~" he yelled and with a mighty crash the giant would smash Yaya down into the Gazebo, destroying her symbol of power as he rose from the wreckage, his oak like arm raised and index fingers pointed in the air.

"Intercepted..Russian wrestling, is ALWAYS number one!"

[Anonymous No.7381998]

The amount of neckbeard in here is scary.

[Anonymous No.7382003]

>>7381998
>neckbeard

This is /cgl/. Go to /mlp/ for that, you newfag dumbass.

[Anonymous No.7382026]

>>7382003
>you newfag dumbass
newfag detected

[Anonymous No.7382048]

Hey just popping in to say this is unexpectedly the best thread on /cgl/

keep up the good work everyone

[Anonymous No.7382061]

>>7381998
legbeard

[Anonymous No.7382711]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5ntsIbJ9I

Hey, hey, hey, now. Now I admit. You're all great. But none of all yall stand a chance against me and Big Zeke. We're unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.7382794]

[Anonymous No.7382807]

I think this one might look better.

[Fandango No.7382896]

Shhh, shhh, shhh....

Yaaaayaaaa... how are your hips feeling? Can you move your hips, Yaya? Can you move 'em? Or is there far too much plastic for you to move them?

How dare you, Yaya, who do you think you are, trying to go step-for-step with the master of cosplay, Fandango?

I will allow you to call yourself the best cosplayer and worthy of your WWE Cosplay Championship... if you can do one thing. And that's pronounce my name correctly...

It goes like this...

Faaaaaaaaahn...
Daaaaaaaaahn...

No, no, you gotta breathe in the "a's..." You go,

Faaaaaaaaahn,
Daaaaaaaaahn,
Gooooooooooo!

......It's quite obvious that you cannot pronounce my name correctly.

[Fandango No.7382897]

>>7382896
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=OzMURyGo_9s

[Anonymous No.7382903]

>>7382711
>Big Zeke

BIG ZEKE AINT GOT NO CUTS
HE BIG
HE STRONG
BUT HE AINT GOT NO CUTS

[Anonymous No.7382909]

Sup /woo/

[Anonymous No.7382967]

>>7381526

>dat filename
>Dose intentional misspellings
>my sides
>obliterated

[Anonymous No.7383051]

>>7382807
RAW IS COSPLAY!!!!!!!!

[Danquish No.7383059]

>>7382897
>>7382896
>>7382711
>>7381934
>>7381896
>>7381870
>>7381856
>>7381526
>>7381507
>>7381500
>>7381385
>>7381373
>>7381215
>>7380783
>>7380754
>>7380732
>>7380701
>>7380679
>>7380082
>>7377949
>>7375515
>>7373953
>>7373163
>>7372836
>>7372835
>>7371870
>>7371858
>>7371231
>>7371222
>>7368190


ENOUGH!!! Do you men feel better going up against a couple of women? do you feel any manlier than putting on your tights and showing em off in front of millions across the world?

I think you forgot one thing, you're just as fake as these Yaya and Nigri. However, their fakeness is on their chest, YOUR fakeness is your ENTIRE LIVES!!!!

[Anonymous No.7383128]

>>7382909


>/woo/

[Anonymous No.7383136]

>>7381947
FUCKING THIS!
Somebody! Get WWE 14 and create Yaya and Jnig and upload that shit to YouTUbe!

[Danquish No.7383238]

>>7383059
Lets do this Jessica! because cosplay!

[Anonymous No.7383641]

>>7373162
Cacelled lol, NO
We get a season two and I can't wait for that shit.

[Anonymous No.7383658]

>>7383641
/cgl/ is partly why it even got a second season despite its low ratings. That Nielsen house bullshit didnt even apply. Gulls watching it on TV is what helped it to stay. If everyone really hated these people, they wouldn't watch at all and make it a point to say shit to Yaya at cons instead of hiding here. She can't sue you for saying she ruins cosplay.

[Anonymous No.7383958]

So does this mean /sp/ has a thing for /cgl/?
I thought you loved /a/

[Anonymous No.7383964]

>>7383958
Does /sp/ still have rasslin' threads?I thought it all moved to /asp/.
I hope its still on /sp/ because /asp/ is kinda shit with all the tripfags and OT when there isn't a show happening and even then they are IWC so they complain about everything.

[Anonymous No.7384554]

>>7370089
Look, I sense a conspiracy here as to why this girl is so accepted and loved. I think the government is involved using super thermite paint. So me and my crack team, including the black chick, are going to get to the bottom of this. I will do this, I was a Navy Seal.

[Anonymous No.7384922]

SEASON TWO BABY! FARRRRRR OUT!

[Kurt Angle No.7384927]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

THE ONLY REAL COSPLAY GOLD MEDALIST IS BACK IN THE WWE!

ALL OF YOU PANSY COSPLAYERS ARE FAKE, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE TRUE CHAMPS HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ZEROES OF COSPLAY YAYA, BECAUSE YOU SEE THIS MEDAL ON MY CHEST? THIS IS A MEDAL FROM BEATING THE BEST OF THE BEST COSPLAYERS IN THE WORLD AT THE OLYMPICS!

I'M NOT JUST A ONE MEDAL GUY, I HAVE MULTIPLE MEDALS AND MULTIPLE WWE COSPLAY TITLE BELT VICTORIES!

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF SHIT COSPLAY OUT OF HERE AND JUST TRY TO BECOME A GOLD COSPLAY MEDALIST! YOU'LL NEVER GET PASSED THE FIRST EVENT! THAT'S HOW SORRY OF A COSPLAYER YOU ARE!

ALL THE PEOPLE CHANT "YOU SUCK" WHEN I WALK DOWN THE ISLE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY UNDER THEIR BREATH? "He's still better than Yaya or JNig"

IF I SEE YOU IN THE RING AT WRESTLEMANIA, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE COSPLAY IS ABOUT WHAT A GOLD MEDALIST IS ABOUT!

[Dusty Rhodes No.7384943]

First of all, I would like to thank the many, many fans throughout this country that wrote cards and letters to Dusty Rhodes "The American Dream" while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank SyFy for waiting and taking the time because I know how important it was, SDCC 2014. It is to the wrestling fans. It is to Jim Crockett Promotions. And Dusty Rhodes "The American Dream" With that wait, got what I wanted.

Yaya, the internet's cosplay champion. I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Yaya Han. No respect. No honor! There is no honor among thieves in the first place! She put...hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family! You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the cosplayers around this country are out of work! They got four or five kids and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food!

Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them "Go home". And hard times are when a man has attended a masquerade for thirty years. THIRTY years! They give him watch, kick him in the butt, and say "Hey, a fake titty bimbo took your place, daddy!" That's hard times! That's hard times. And Yaya, you put hard times on this country by taking Dusty Rhodes out. That's hard times and we all have had hard times together.

[Anonymous No.7384958]

I hate fake boobs and yeah Jessica darlin I know they're bad cause they ain't got that shake rattle and roll that HONKEY TONK MAN LOVES! I'm off to slap some babies

[Anonymous No.7384959]

I hate fake boobs and yaya darlin I know they're bad cause they ain't got that shake rattle and roll that HONKEY TONK MAN LOVES! I'm off to slap some babies

[Billy Gunn No.7385329]

>>7370089
I'm an ass man myself, Yaya.

[Anonymous No.7385534]

>>7379940
How is this like old /cgl/?

[Anonymous No.7385562]

[REDACTED]

[Anonymous No.7385569]

>>7385562
YYYEEEEESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.7385576]

>>7385534
Its a reminder of the old days. The days when...

we used to have fun. and allowed to have fun once in a while.

[Zack Ryder No.7385746]

>>7372470
>>7372457
Yo Jessica! Don't let those haters get to you. I totally dig the tan and blond hair.

Now lets take selfies together

[Anonymous No.7385922]

I just blew my quads reading this

[Anonymous No.7386903]

Keep this thread alive!

[Vickie Guerrero No.7387009]

EXCUSE ME!!!!

Let me break up this sausage fest by saying that Yaya Han, just because you are the biggest pair of melon tits in contention of WWE Cosplay Divas Championship means you can just come out and shit all over my show! Remember, I'm the main bitch in the house, and no two bit Cosplay queen wannabe is gonna change that. Tits just ain't everything, just check out the quality of men I've been pulling with these jugglies

[Anonymous No.7387027]

Bray:
Hey you wanna see something really scary?
We live in a world where cosplay has poisoned the souls of men.
It hovers over us like a dark cloud and they can't do anything about it because they're just everyday working class people like me.
They get down on their hands and knees and they whisper these lies and secrets in their ears but I have a secret of my own.
What are you going to do when they decide its time?
Harper and Rowen:
We are the ones
Wyatt:
When they decide its time to walk upright
Family:
The ones you've been told about, because we are walking upright

Wyatt:
What are you gonna do? I know what you're gonna do.... Run.

Harper:
Tell them we're coming

Bray:
Run

Rowen:
Send us someone, just don't send anyone you want back

This is the new face of cosplay


....We're coming.

[Anonymous No.7387487]

>>7381819

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN -- WOOOOOOO! -- BY GOD, GENE! WOOOOOOOO!

YAYA HAN, THEY AIN'T COMING TO THE CONVENTION TO SEE YOU, TOOTS! THEY'RE COMING TO SEE *THE MAN!* AND TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN! EVERYONE WANTS A PICTURE WITH THE NATURE BOY! THE LIMOUSINE RIDING, JET FLYING, WHEELIN' DEALIN', KISS STEALING, SON OF A GUN!

IT'S THE OLDEST PANEL AT THE CON, BUT IT'S STILL GOT THE LONGEST LINE, BABY! AND YOU WANNA TALK COSPLAYS? THIS OUTFIT COSTS MORE THAN WHAT THE AVERAGE COSPLAYER MAKES INT HEIR REAL JOBS IN A YEAR! YOU AIN'T GONNA OUT-STYLE AND OUT-PROFILE RIC FLAIR! THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! YO TRY TO STEP TO ME--TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN, BUT YOU AIN'T BEATING ME! YOU AIN'T! BY GOD, YOU AIN'T!

(whips off cosplay)

(starts dropping elbows on wig)

WOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.7387826]

>>7387487
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.7387897]

[Anonymous No.7388643]

......Sheamus what's my line?

[Anonymous No.7389795]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING BUT IF YOU COME AT ME I'll THROW IN A CHICKEN WING

[Anonymous No.7390036]

>>7382967

YOU SEE I COME FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY SO WHEN I COME OUT HERE AND TALK TO THESE NECKBEARDED WEABOOS I GOTTA DUMB MYSELF DOWN

[Damien Sandow No.7390057]

>>7390036
For once in your incoherent life, you are right Mr. Steiner. These ignorant and uneducated plebeians only care about superficial beauty, because their minimal intelligence cannot comprehend the scale of true beauty. These are the same primates that would never appreciate historical artworks such as Birth of Venus, but they will waste portion of their income towards artificially augmented charlatans like Jessica Nigri and this 'Yaya Han'. You know the person lacks self-esteem when she would name herself close to Chinese prostitute. This cosplay community deserves a role model with class, decency, and intelligence. And I, Damien Sandow, your intellectual savior, will be more than obliged to save you all from the degenerate influences of their silicone breasts.

You're Welcome.

[Anonymous No.7390314]

>>7390057
HWARAH HWARAH HWARAH!!!!

[Anonymous No.7391558]

>>7385329
God damnit, i laughed

[The Ultimate Warrior No.7395595]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2cplWs_E5E

I WAS SENT IN A CAPSULE FROM A PLACE FAR FROM HERE, /b/, AND I CAME HERE ONE REASON.
LOAD UP THE SPACE SHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!
HULK YAYA!!!

TO SEW AND KEEP TRIMMING WIGS. NOT TO ASK, BUT JUST TO GIVE. NOT TO GET DUBS BUT TO POST.
HOWK YAHAGAN!!!

SEND THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR DOWN EVERYBODY'S THROAT IN /cgl/, UNTIL THEY BECOME SICK OF IT.
WELL YOU'RE GONNA GET SICK OF IT, BECAUSE THIS FREAK OF NATURE RIGHT HERE IS JUST BEGINNING TO SWELL LIKE A JEALOUS FATTY!
YAYA HANGAN!

[Anonymous No.7395596]

>>7395595
oh shi...

[The Ultimate Warrior No.7395598]

>>7395595
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2cplWs_E5E

WHEN I GET BIG ENOUGH, YAYA, THERE AIN'T GONNA BE ROOM FOR ANYBODY ELSE BUT ME AND ALL THE B'TARDS FLOATIN' THROUGH MY VEINS AND THE POWER OF THE WARRIOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!

I LOOK UP TO MOOT, AND WHEN YOU FALL BELOW THE SKELETONS OF THE WARRIORS PAST, THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS COSPLAY WILL BECOME THE EIGTH WONDER OF THE CON CIRCUIT!
YULK HOHAN!

CASUALFAGS, THE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS EVERY DAY, WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THEM.
THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF SEWING MACHINE OIL AND COMBAT. WITH OR WITHOUT THE HOMESTUCK FACE-PAINT I AM THE ULTIMATE WARIOOOOOOOORRRR!!!

[Anonymous No.7395662]

>>7395595
>I WAS SENT IN A CAPSULE FROM A PLACE FAR FROM HERE, /b/

I wouldn't have expected you to come from anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.7397971]

>>7395598
>>7395595
Oh WOW!

[Anonymous No.7398109]

Somebody bout to get their wig split...
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO!

[Little Bastard No.7398116]

>>7395595
>>7395598
*incoherent irish sounding rambles resembling laughter* Nigri *more incoherent irish sounding rambles*

[Anonymous No.7398117]

lolita thread pls?

[Anonymous No.7398488]

>>7395598
>>7395595
shit just got real with this!

[Anonymous No.7399050]

>>7398117

LOLIS~!!!

[Anonymous No.7399080]

>thread started on the 11th
>it's almost MARCH

THIS THREAD IS LIKE KOBE BRYANT IN A COLORADO HOTEL ROOM, IT'S UNSTOPPABLE

[Anonymous No.7399172]

>Triple H makes his way to the thread

[Anonymous No.7400935]

I swear, each and every one of these pro-wrestler posts should be archived

[Anonymous No.7401163]

>>7400935
This thread should really just be stickied and made a permenant fixture.

[Anonymous No.7401193]

>>7399172
So is Trips gonna bury some folks in the cosplay contests and put his friends in the winning spots?

[Al Snow No.7401526]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgaxd6Sckc

HEY YAYA AND JESSICA! I WANT YOUR LITTLE OVERTLY PHOTOSHOPPED HEADS!

BETTER YET /CGL/, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR HEADS! GIMME ALL YOUR HEADS!

(in case anyone asks why ECW Al Snow, because that was the best one)

[Anonymous No.7401623]

>>7401193
did Trips sleep his way to a COO job?

[Anonymous No.7402454]

>>7401623
He was apparently dating Chyna at the start, then cheated on her with Stephanie McMahon, which resulted in Chyna leaving WWE. All this according to Chyna.

[Anonymous No.7404409]

bless this thread

[Anonymous No.7404524]

Can't wait for the second season.

The drama was delicious.

[Anonymous No.7406251]

Wow this thread is like two weeks old and it's STILL alive!

[Anonymous No.7407833]

Needs to be archived

[Anonymous No.7407846]

What happened to threads like these? We used to have a good number of "in character" posters but then anon chased them out before the janitors got their way. Why the sudden change of heart?

[Anonymous No.7409640]

>>7407846

People running out of creative steam? All the better wrestlers have been used already?

[Ivory No.7410507]

All you Cosplay Divas ought to be ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! Your attention seeking behaviour and slutty outfits are an EMBARRASSMENT to all women! I, Ivory and the rest of the Right To Censor will bring back dignity and real talent to the world of Cosplay, so you can all take your implants and boob magic and shove it all where the sun don't shine!

[Anonymous No.7412090]

I am...A COSPLAAAAAAY...

GAAAAAWWWWWWD!

[Anonymous No.7414269]

>>7409640
I'm not talking about just this thread moreso about how we had more "zany" threads in the day like Ulthros and Johnny Bravo.

[Anonymous No.7414299]

>>7410507
Fuck Ivory was hot in RTC

[Ivory No.7414796]

>>7414299
Man, and I thought I was the only one who remember the RTC