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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL


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W-welcome back to Chorped with Osaka3D!
It's been q-quite a while, hasn't it?
Did you m-miss me? <4

Yeah I figured not.
Anyway, home cooked meal and instructions on how to make it yourself, so you don't have to eat hot pockets or whatever other trash you are putting into your body, straight from my heart to yours <4
What more could you want?

>> No.9983921
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Today's d-dish is shrimpie shiskabobs w-with bell peppers!

>> No.9983922
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First step, add salt to a bowl! This will be the base of our marinade <4

>> No.9983923
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NEXT STEP!
Add cayenne pepper, f-for some kick!

>> No.9983925
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NEXT! Add Paprika!
Boom! That'll k-kick it up a notch!

>> No.9983926
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Alright, n-next step, since we are m-making shrimpies, lemon juice is a n-no brainer right?

>> No.9983927
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N-no marinade is complete without a little olive oil f-for flavor, right? Add s-some of that shit in.

>> No.9983930

>>9983923
I fucking love cayenne pepper.

Keep going OP, even though this won't help my fast at all.

>> No.9983933

>>9983920
how is a tranny filming himself making a basic meal relevant to this board?

>> No.9983934

>>9983933
Just because she's posting here and isn't a land whale doesn't mean she's not female

>> No.9983937

>>9983934
Not them but
I'm confident that's a guy

>> No.9983942
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>>9983930
W-will do!


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Alright, n-now, this is an ingredient specially m-made for me! Honey!

Cuz I'm so sweet, you see.

...

...look just add the mother fucking honey okay

>> No.9983946

>>9983920
The actual instructions are so much easier to follow here. No idea where your olive oil and cayenne posts were in that mess. New, and /b/ is quite the party

>> No.9983947
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>>9983933
I'm n-not a tranny, sorry. Bio female here.


Alright, t-the marinade is all done! Let's soak the shrimpies!

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Alright n-now since we're going to GRILL these, we n-need some veggies to add flavor and spice! S-so get out yo peppers!

>> No.9983956
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N-now we're going to slice everything into nice small cubes s-so they go on the skewers easily!

>> No.9983960
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N-now we put everything on the skewers and we are r-ready to cook!

>> No.9983963

>>9983960
Why are you stuttering in text that seems really unnecessary

>> No.9983964
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N-now we grill until the shrimpies are opaque!
Here's the money shot, skeet skeet!

>> No.9983967
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>>9983963
T-the cosplay, cooking instructions, and all the rest d-didn't seem unnecessary?


Alright everyone! Here is the meal, from my heart to yours <4

>> No.9983971
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Alright, h-how does it look Anonymous?

>> No.9983973
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>>9983960
Imagine needing this much attention while shaking this much from the anxiety that this is going on 4chan

>> No.9983976

>>9983967
Well cosplay and cooking just looks and sounds fun. I'd like to try it sometime myself.
But the stuttering just seems unnecessary and doesn't add to the charm like the cute outfit.

>> No.9983978
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>>9983960
>shaking like a leaf
>moves like a spastic
>can't get the shrimp on the skewer
This is what HRT and mental illness does to your head

>> No.9983980

>>9983973
>>9983978
It's nerve damage.

>> No.9983981

>>9983920
I'm not usually one to side with the hordes of lolita who hate every thread thats not theirs, but what does this have to do with cosplay? This isn't /ck/

>> No.9983983
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>>9983973
I h-have nerve damage dear. And I d-don't do this for attention.

>>9983978
I'm a b-biological female and I d-do not take hormones. I h-have nerve damage.

>>9983981
It's a c-cosplay dear...

>>9983976
T-that's like, j-just your opinion mannn

Alright everyone, that was my thread!
I h-hope you really enjoyed it, if you'd l-like tips, tricks, psychological help, or j-just pleasant conversation, f-feel free to contact me in the following ways:

Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Discord: Alice#8225

Have a w-wonderful Labor day!

>> No.9983986

>>9983980
Read up on your excuses before you try to use them mentally ill retard.
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.9983990

>>9983983
>Don't do this for attention
>cooking
>on /cgl/

>> No.9983991
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>>9983986
Yeah, again, I'm a biological female.

>>9983990
Cosplaying d-dear <4 I also p-posted on /ck/

>> No.9983992

>>9983991
If you werent looking for attention why did you post 3 contacts

>> No.9983993

>>9983983
>I don't do this for attention
>drops his email, steam, and discord
Alright fuck off faggot
>>>/soc/

>> No.9983994

>>9983986
It's what it is. She's talked about it years ago, dumbass.

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>>9983992
*blinks slowly* d-did you not read the post? In c-case you had questions on preparing t-the meal.

>>9983993
Her dear <4

>> No.9984001

>>9983997
If we had questions, we'd post them here. You know, where the directions are.

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>>9984001
I w-won't be here that long, b-but threads on these boards t-tend to last a very long time.

Figured it'd be common courtesy.

>> No.9984010

>>9984008
If that was the only reason you posted your contact, you wouldn't have also listed things like psychological help or "pleasant conversation".

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>>9984010
T-those are the things I provide on /b/ dear.
I posted t-the same message on around 8-10 boards.

My apologies, I didn't think it'd be a problem?

>> No.9984014

>>9984010
Then logic would dictate those to be the other two reasons.

>> No.9984016

>>9984013
Imagine being this starved for attention

>> No.9984019

>>9984016
It's pretty obvious they don't get any questions for preparing food. It's all just some shitty segue into more attentionwhoring.
I mean you might as well just shit up reddit if you want to be "recognized".

>> No.9984020

>>9983991
putting on a cheap aliexpress cosplay doesn't make your thread relevant to the board.

>> No.9984022

>>9984019
I don't get why faggots do this on anon boards. It's like tripcoding in every thread you enter. I just don't get it. There's an entire board for this shit.

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>>9984016
I'm n-not, but you s-seem to be <4

>>9984019
I g-get emails every time I m-make a thread dear. Not sure why reality isn't "pretty obvious" to you, b-but oh well!

>>9984020
*shrugs* L-luckily that isn't what I did <4

>>9984022
I'm h-here to cosplay <4 Sorry that upsets you~ G-get thicker skin?

>> No.9984027

>>9984025
your "cosplay" is shit lmao

>> No.9984028

>>9984025
>"Cosplay"
>Generic jeanshorts and cheap midriff sailor outfit
Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

>> No.9984029

>>9983920
remember to sage and report off topic crossboarder threads, especially from /pol/ and /lgbt/

>> No.9984030
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>>9984029
S-sorry, not a crossdresser and n-no fucking way I'd go to /lgbt/

>>9984027
>>9984028
Thank you <4

>> No.9984039

>>9984027
>>9984028
>>9984029
>>9984016
>>9984019
>>9984020
Fat lolita posters spotted

>> No.9984041

>>9984039
Im nice and skinny and attractive
You don't need a degree to spot bullshit when you see it

>> No.9984047

Is this the part where I hit on her?

>> No.9984048

>>9984030
Hey it's you! I always wondered where you ran off from.

>> No.9984071

>>9984047
Feel free anon.

>> No.9984090

I actually want more. I want to delve into the mind of someone who posts cooking videos on /cgl/
make an actual youtube channel or something.