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My objectively more attractive and popular friend is bullying me again Edition

>> No.9854429

>Comm I’m trying to join keeps cancelling public events the day they’re supposed to be happening, with no explanation.
>Don’t get invited to any private/close friends events because I haven’t met anyone in person yet.

>> No.9854430
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I went to my first con and loved it, I've been hanging around /cgl/ more and more and also love this place. You guys are great, thanks for helping me get into cosplay.

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>My objectively more attractive and popular friend
I used the be codependent losers with another guy. Suddenly, a rich girl fell in love with him and took him away. Now I'm alone in my failure!
She buys him fancy cosplay and shit! Why can't it be me?? She's even taking him to SDCC this year!

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I had this feeling in december last year
hope you keep enjoying cons, anon

>> No.9854482

>Tfw no good Kate Marsh cosplayers
Also to whomever said she was used goods, Kate is PURE. She's also the prettiest girl there ever was

>> No.9854501

Don't bother hanging out with /cgl/ if you can't make a decent cosplay. Don't bother trying to make friends if you can't make a decent cosplay. I buy all of my cosplays and I have no cosplay friends.

>> No.9854510 [DELETED] 

The vortex club ran a train on her, her purity is null and void
Sorry, bro

>> No.9854512

I miss the old Tamashii

>> No.9854513

The vortex club ran a train on her, her purity is null and void
Sorry, bro

>> No.9854518

I like going to cons alone because I can take my time to look at everything, but I get jealous whenever I see groups of friends being happy. Damn I wish I had friends to do cringey stuff with.

>> No.9854532


People who cosplay or do EGL are mentally ill

>> No.9854533

I just want to meet new friends and find a girl who thinks outside the sphere of normie culture, is that so wrong?

>> No.9854534

>tfw you lose your comm's game of Mario Party so now you have to wash all of the other girls' bras for a week
Any tips on how to deal with this gulls?

>> No.9854536

not wrong, just a pipedream that will only hurt you in the end

>> No.9854540


Throw all their bras in the dryer and change the settings to high.

>> No.9854548

>tfw unironically love fingerless gloves and armwarmers
keep seeing alice auaa and h.naoto ones and being tempted but I'm but too old to go round looking like an emo ita weeb

>> No.9854551

So I'll be rooming with people who I don't think like me at an upcoming con (our friendship seems to have changed since Anime Boston, I think I am being semi-avoided right now but they did say I was still good to stay with them at the upcoming con), seems to be too late to get a room to myself without spending a shit ton of money.

What should my course of action be? Get out of the room as fast as possible and not come back until late at night when I know they're going to be asleep?

>> No.9854554

I wouldn't come back when they're asleep, you don't want to piss people off by disturbing their sleep. Come back late and go straight to bed.

>> No.9854558

I don't need some retarded faggot on a little chinese schoolgirl cartoon imageboard to tell me something about myself I already know

>> No.9854580

bait aside, who else hates it when lolita is rationalised as 'well this really sick girl does it because it makes her PAIN GO AWAY'
it was the same for the british chick who was on every single tv show earlier this year.
it's like normie culture can't rationalise people wearing weird stuff unless they have something wrong with them

>> No.9854583

>tfw am rich girl who fell in love with a guy and freed him from codependent friendship
>his friend became extremely jealous and controlling and forced him to cut off ties

Not saying your friendship is the same as this one, your post just made me think me of it. If you're still friends, try to be happy for him. Don't go crazy.

>> No.9854602

I'm paranoid about my classmates and professors seeing me in lolita because of this, I had to disclose mental health issues to the university and now I feel like people pathologize whatever I wear.

>> No.9854611

>tfw no rich gull gf to buy me things in exchange for me fucking her so hard she goes limp

>> No.9854614

Why is it a big deal if they do, though? I figure at least 50% of people who see me in lolita assume I'm insane (they're not wrong).

>> No.9854624
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>Tfw no lolita wife to buy burando for

>> No.9854626

I sometimes wonder if my boyfriend masturbates to the thought of fucking my cosplay friends.

>> No.9854630

Does it bother you if he does?

>> No.9854631

That's not a good thought to have. Do you trust him?

>> No.9854633
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He does
and probably faps to every other hot girl he sees

>> No.9854637


Yes. I'm fine with him masturbating to porn, but I don't like the thought of him jerking off to my friends. Some of my friends are total babes and it's fine to have some attraction to them.


If my friends and I are renting a hotel room and I had the leave the hotel room for whatever reason and leave him alone with one of my friends I wouldn't trust that "nothing happened". Not saying he is a player, but some of my friends are very comfortable with their bodies .

>> No.9854639

Just give him your nudes and make sure he only has access to pictures of you, and maintain strict control over that. Problem solved.

>> No.9854643


As a cosplayer with a PR job, it would be very ironic for me to send nudes to anyone while knowing the dangers of sending nudes .

>> No.9854644

>wide hips, skinny legs and being short makes nothing fucking fit EVER

im too poor to get things tailored aaaa

>> No.9854645

Save that for marriage then, I suppose. That's probably safer, but if you're so worried, get the heck off 4chan and talk to your boyfriend that you don't feel right about something, and you want to talk.

>> No.9854646

What caused your insecurity? Has he said to you before out the blue he finds your friends attractive?

>> No.9854648
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I don't cosplay at all yet I enjoy cons. I've been going to A-kon since I was 17 and now I'm 25. I go with the same group of people every year. Even managed to meet someone from 4chan one year and now he's part of the group. Me and few others are the fighting game members of the group so that's what we do at the con. Still we enjoy it and attend a few panels, the dance and what not. The only reason I come to /cgl/ is for the yearly A-kon thread and con stories. I may not be into cosplay but I love the effort you all put into it just as much effort I put into fighting games.

>> No.9854705

All guys masturbate to the thought of fucking hot people. If you're an uggo, he probably never thinks of you, even when he's fucking you.

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>at Momocon with bf
>run into trap who I know my "straight" bf has masturbated to
>mfw I force them to start an awkward conversation

>> No.9854737

>tfw no gf (female)

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Speaking of momocon

>We regret to inform you that Channel Awesome will have to cancel their appearance at MomoCon 2018. But we've still got just a few last minute guest/company announcements so stay tuned!

Get absolutely fucked, CA

>> No.9854740

Sounds like your only option is to cuck him before he do you

>> No.9854741

I'm scared of this too, but I'm thinking of becoming a cosplay deviants photographer and my fiance is my photographer assistant.
Then I remember all cosplay deviants are disgusting and I'm not worried any more

>> No.9854744

Your boyfriend is gay.

>> No.9854745

I decide what animu to watch and what vidya to play exclusively off of the latest and greatest quality hentai available each season. As far as I'm concerned, only Touhou and KanColle are the only things that have existed this past decade.

>> No.9854752

Why would you want to work for them? Sounds awful

>> No.9854768

He can't masturbate if you surprise him with sex more often.

>> No.9854771

And how exactly is that /cgl/ related?

>> No.9854781

What games do you play anon?

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>tfw I'm more attractive to gay men than women
Time to end it all

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Street Fighter, Tekken and DBFZ for now. I wanna get back into GG and BB. What I love about my convention is that there is always someone there who wants to play P4AU or UNIEL.

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>jerking off to traps

>> No.9854803

I wish I were a cute girl. Giving blowjobs looks really fun and I think I'd be the best at it desu. Been dreaming about it for over two decades now.

>> No.9854804

I think we found anon's boyfriend here

>> No.9854805

Hey dude me too but then I realised you can self-insert as the girl when she is giving you head. So basically you get all the pleasure of getting your dick sucked and sucking dick but doing none of the work.


>> No.9854807

I sometimes wish I was a girl just because I'd be prettier than my sister

>> No.9854808

My sister is a literal model. So that'll never happen for me. I just want plastic surgery to lookmaxx myself.

Rhinoplasty and chin implant would be great. Go from like a 7 to an 8.5.


>> No.9854810

hmm maybe there's another way you can make money.

>> No.9854813

>tfw no bf (male)

>> No.9854814

Go on...

>> No.9854821

>being indebted to your own face

>> No.9854825

It’s fun. I like boudoir photography as a hobby, as well as cosplay. So mixing the two is pretty fun. Just because I don’t find them attractive doesn’t mean it’s not fun

>> No.9854826

I view it this way. You get out loans because you want to invest in something right? A car. A holiday. A home. Stock investment. Something that will give you returns.

I would view that there is no better returns for your investment than a permanent increase in your own attractiveness since we all know that attractive people get treated better by others and you have more partner options.

>> No.9854827

Well it involves selling something...

>> No.9854828

If the anon from the last thread wants my tokyo activity list email me

fuckseagulls AT grr.la

>> No.9854829

I'm a dude. You want me to sell my dick or something?

>> No.9854830

I was going to day something about how I'm prettier anyway, but then I got sad, because she isn't here for to squeeze and banter with. I miss her so much

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Every con I go to I end up meeting a girl, hell there have been a few cons I've been too and I ended up spending the day with them and at the end I always forget to ask them for their name or number. Though there was only one I deeply regret not asking. I blame the alcohol when we start drinking.

>> No.9854834

you're close

>> No.9854835


Easy money. Knowing how to take good pictures and how to use photoshop already makes you better than 90% of Cosplay Deviants

>> No.9854836

Yeah nah. I ain't one of those gaybois.

>> No.9854838

I guess you don't want money then.

>> No.9854840

I want money and the integrity of my asshole.

>> No.9854842

It's practically free money.

>> No.9854843

And I want you to fuck off and die

>> No.9854844

I'm not the guy propositioning other men for anal sex over an anonymous Japanese culture/anime/manga image board.

>> No.9854851

You are an even bigger faggot than if you let other men fuck you in the ass though

>> No.9854853

Cosplay deviant photographers only get paid $200 per shoot. The money is crap. I could make more shooting retarded ass senior portraits but taking ass pics is more fun.

>> No.9854856

Maybe I don't know how different these two things actually are, but I feel like it would be awkward to have people pose with each other's genitals in their mouths for extended periods of time while you work out something that looks "good".

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>post to CoF
>Claire R likes my post
>start worrying if my coords are ita

>> No.9854866

>have people pose with each other's genitals in their mouths
I've always been under the impression that Cosplay Deviants is just Suicide Girls in cosplay (which usually boils down to being naked with a wig on by set's end). Am I wrong?

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>> No.9854869

Don't shit talk her, she's fucking adorkable in the cutest way! She! Is! Qt! Snowflake!

>> No.9854870

I could be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure they occasionally have gone hardcore

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>> No.9854883

Why long beach comic con lol?

>> No.9854885

don't stop anon, these always fascinate me.

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>> No.9854897

That's a good rug though.

>> No.9854898

what are these memes called?
got any more?

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>> No.9854906

God why do all of these have to have bottles of pee?

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>> No.9854909

If your a true Christian as she was you wouldn't care about her past. Also I still feel bad about failing to save her on my first playtgrough.

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>> No.9854941

In her case that's true, because according to the story we know she got drugged.

>> No.9854943

This picture is true desu, true chads go after feminine women instead of thots

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>Pinning records to the wall
Fucking REEE.

>Tfw no V A P O R W A V E gf

>> No.9854952

every day I think about the anime nyc lolita booth and how it will never happen again

>> No.9854955

>trying to regain codependency

y i k e s gull let me tell u as someone who's moved on from that, it'll feel better looking back a year from now if you cut that bullshit.

>> No.9854956

>tfw real life keeps kicking my knees out so i have zero money to spend on jfash or cosplay
>tfw the motivation bug hits me and i want to wear lolita every day and sew 13 new cosplays

I'm out of craft supplies and out of coords

>> No.9854960


Are you me?

>> No.9854963

I feel you anon. If you look for vintage, you could find beautiful lacy or even leather finger less gloves, they exist.

>> No.9854965


>saving up for Fanime
>car dies

>> No.9854970

Sorry but if you cannot trust your boyfriend not to fuck you over when you are not around then you are either paranoid or he is untrustworthy. In both cases, you guys need to have some real talk about your relationship and soon. Get the basics down about what each of you wants and is ok with the other one doing, and see if you can continue together or not.

>> No.9854971

>got speeding ticket
>registration due
>need mechanical repairs
>over $1000

I just applied for my first credit card.

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>tfw finally get the motivation to cosplay after years of insecurity but fear of being made fun of for my weight prevents me from going through with it
>tfw also being overwhelmed with envy over plus sized friends rocking their cosplays and looking cute
I'm so happy for them but I'm also jealous because I'll never be able to cosplay without feeling like a lumpy potato.

>> No.9854975

ANON, NO! Avoid this at all costs, if you can help it.

>> No.9854978

I need to build up credit anyway. I can afford everything but I just want to be secure in case something else occurs.

>> No.9854981

Okay, that sounds more sensible.

>> No.9855001

>tfw other gulls shittalk your favorite lolita girls
time to die

>> No.9855004


congrats on your new album, Nicole Dollanganger

>> No.9855012

What did (s)he mean by this?

>> No.9855020

I'm sufficiently creeped out by this girl.

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>tfw you google something slightly lolita related and there's only itas among the pictures

>> No.9855048

aaay mine was my car too
I needed new tires, an oil change, and inspection, then suddenly my fuel pump died, now there's something wrong with the exhaust, and I need new brakes. I'd be better off just getting a new car, but I can't afford it right now either.

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>tfw no stalker lolita

wtf i hate lolita now

>> No.9855081

I used to wear lolita a lot and be very active in the comm. Due to mental health issues I’ve stopped wearing it for most of the time, but I’m still active in the comm online. My lolita friends don’t get it at all and are always pushing me to wear it. I don’t have good excuses because I can’t explain. A good day is a day I can get through without crying in public, standing out is to be avoided at all costs.
Plus with my body issues looking good is too difficult. I sort of want to officially quit the fashion because of how stressful it is but I do really like it so it’s a struggle.

Just wanted to put that out there.

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>> No.9855092

We should have a stalker lolita thread. You could post your city and we'll see if there's someone nearby. That way we can all make new friends!

Only meet up in public places though, and make sure you have a safe ride home.

Would anyone be interested?

>> No.9855115

Wrong. Investments in vanity give you degrading returns. Just like buying a brand new car is fucking retarded.
Stock investments and home actually give you something worthwhile.

>> No.9855139

Stocks don't get people to be nicer to me and make pretty girls like me.

It depends on the relative util value of the person making the decision and how much the person values appearance.

Also how does cosmetic surgery degrade?

>> No.9855149

>money doesn't get pretty girls to like me
Your shitty looks will fade and look worse in the long run

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>out of towner with friends
>go to AX last year
>had fun
>had to go to work early in the morning the day after the day the con was over
>traffic up the ass for a couple of hours
>slept the entire road trip to prepare for work the next day
>snored like a motherfucker
>pissed off my friend and their acquaintances on the way back
>got back home
>had 2 hours to prepare
>immediately did laundry as I had no clean clothes
>left for work dead tired
>a few months later, January 1st 2018
>filed time off for AX followed by two extra day off after AX to avoid shit like this from ever happening again

>> No.9855160

Let me rephrase
>stocks don't get pretty girls to like me...now

Generally a permanent surgery like rhinoplasty or a chin implant won't look worse over time. That's different from botox. Also there is no guarantee in the returns from financial investment.

>> No.9855170

>Also there is no guarantee in the returns from financial investment.
This is why you can't afford surgery.

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>> No.9855180
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>Postman is incompetent
>Can't seem to ring doorbell right or maybe just doesn't bother
>Never knocks, just leaves a "Come pick up your shit" card
>No point in organising redelivery since the same problem would happen again
>Post office is 25 minutes away and closes at 2pm every day
>Need ID, so when I forgot it once it was a wasted trip
I'm getting really sick of having to take an hour out of my day to get my goddamn mail. Also, those opening hours are ridiculous! Other offices are open until 6pm so why not my one? I just want my fucking bonnet, for fuck's sake.

>> No.9855189

>lecturing an economics grad on finance


>> No.9855199

>economics grad

>> No.9855203

>aphex twin
good taste

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Hey I'm not saying she a shit, she's best girl in Arcadia Bay, much better than doormat Max or cunt Victoria or the monstrosity that is Chloe. But she has a checkered past, she'll always have that looming over her head.

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And what sort of lolita do you prefer to wear?
Also, which comm?

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What is this from?

>> No.9855226

A short-lived r9k meme, "draw your room"
It started out with the usual suspects but then "the fembots" joined in on the fun too, one would hope it's just dudes larping instead or actual girls living like that

>> No.9855228

My dreams

>> No.9855232

I meant the image in the screenshot, jeez. I'm not that new.

>> No.9855233

>thinks disposable income is the only factor in determining a persons wealth

Also I'm 22 you nigger.

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Friendly reminder the guys who post on this board look like this

>> No.9855240

I wish I was confident enough to wear the clothes I wanted like him.

>> No.9855241

Like this, and also like Gropey

>> No.9855242

>disposable income
It's not disposable if it's an investment.

>> No.9855245

Depends on how you define investment. I can define my weekly groceries as an investment.

Investment in the pure financial sense is simply capital used to produce financial returns.

This conversation is just becoming semantics at this point.

>> No.9855250

I like his outfit tho.

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Mmm, Gropey.

>> No.9855255

Keep dodging the real issue pleeby.
You'll never afford surgery. Or by the time you do you'll be too old to enjoy it.

>> No.9855271

As you wish.

>> No.9855272

You guys know your car needs REGULAR maintenance, right? As in not waiting until your car is literally undriveable before taking it in.

t. /o/

>> No.9855275

>economics grad
Of course you're a vain idiot

>> No.9855277

I just get oil changes+transmission fluid. I'm at 65k miles. What should I get work done on auto senpai? I'm too stupid for this stuff.

I did get new tires not long ago.

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>> No.9855282

>majoring in economics instead of finance

anon why did u do that to urself

>> No.9855284

I'm Australian. I did an economics degree majoring in Finance and International Investiture.

>> No.9855285

Ok I'll make one when I get back home

>> No.9855287
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>trying out subtle cosplay as part of my new daily attire
>be in important meeting with people my boss is trying to impress
>someone makes a remark about who let the freak in the costume in
>start crying softly
>leaking spaghetti from my hot pockets
>drop my fedora
>go to pick it up
>can't because my subtle cat paw gloves won't let me
>fumble and fall down
>skirt flies up
>everyone sees my pantsu
>precum stain in full view
>run out of the meeting crying
>boss texts me to let me know I dropped my subtle butt plug

>> No.9855292

There is already a friend finder thread.

>> No.9855295

Lucky for you I'm at work right now so tell me what you drive and I'll tell you what it needs at the next service interval along with anything you might've missed.

>> No.9855299

Toyota Corolla 2013
Front brakes and all tires replaced
Regular oil+transmission fluid
65k miles.

That's it.

>> No.9855337

You were due for an air filter and cabin filter at 60k. Plugs aren't due until 120k. Everything else just says "inspect". The above filters are due every 30k so keep that in mind.

>> No.9855339

Okay neat. What about the timing belt? That shit scares me.

>> No.9855346

>Max is a doormat
>but Kate, Doormat 2: Electric Boogaloo With Added Suicide is best girl

>> No.9855349

t. chloefag

>> No.9855354

You don't have one. Toyota went back to chains like 15 years ago.

>> No.9855363

Friend finder isn't the same as stalker. The idea is that you find people in the same city. People in the friend finder thread are often looking for penpals.

>> No.9855364

Nice, idk what that means but nice. My last cars broke but it was at like 200k miles anyways. Thanks for the info.

>> No.9855365

yo help me out next, i drive a 2012 volkswagen golf
i'm looking to change it for something in the same price range

>> No.9855377

Get literally anything that isn't German or Italian. That's it. You should probably also avoid Chrysler products.

>> No.9855391

>tfw banned

>> No.9855393

I've had my car for like 5 years already and it was in bad shape when I got it. I'm already at 160,000~170,000 miles so it's kind of a game where I keep replacing shit until it would just be cheaper to buy a new car. I hope to within the next few months anyway. There are weird amish dudes around my area that'll give me like $1000 for it no matter what. Just a waiting game.

>> No.9855395

** for reference I drive a 2003 Chevy Maibu. I'm gonna be buying a Spark soon because they're cute and I can afford them.

>> No.9855408

Sparks are rebadged Daewoos and therefore trash, avoid them like the plague. If you want something in that class that you can actually afford in the long run get a Yaris or a Fit.

>> No.9855414

you're not seriously shilling for jap-korean stuff, are you?

>> No.9855419

Aww man the car of my childhood. I want one so bad.

>> No.9855428


Japanese artist Namio Harukawa. He is currently in his 80's.

>> No.9855433

I'm shilling cars that work so yes. More Jap, less Korean, though. Modern American cars are also fine if you stick to Ford and GM.

>> No.9855439

Do you guys really not hide your tampons/pads in toilet paper?

>> No.9855454


>no friends
>no boyfriend

who is going to see it? :)

>> No.9855456

It smells more when you don't wrap them. You're gross.

>> No.9855466

>it's like normie culture can't rationalise people wearing weird stuff unless they have something wrong with them
Yep. If you do ANYTHING that isn't mainstream, then you are just doing it for the attention!

>> No.9855469

Garbage sniffer

>> No.9855470
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/cgl/ helps remind me that girls really are smelly and gross

>> No.9855472

You don't have to intentionally sniff a garbage can to smell your period blood. I wonder about your hygiene even more now that you've shown how unaware of smells you are...

>> No.9855473

It's a fantastic car I love it.

>> No.9855477

Or for fetish/sexual gratification, or both if you're in public.

>> No.9855487


When you live with cats and don't really have anyone in your life to impress you don't really notice the smell anymore.

>> No.9855492

Everyone else does though

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>> No.9855517
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Good taste in bodypillows

>> No.9855521

Don't try to bait me into selfposting

>> No.9855522


No. I'm a 5'2" Asian male who weighs less than 110 pounds. I constantly fantasize about befriending tall cosplay girls and cuddling them.

>> No.9855523

/o/ loves their Jap cars because they're generally more hassle-free than German ones.

>> No.9855524

I don't care if they think I'm just weird but if professors assume I'm an attention-seeker and start thinking I'm making my symptoms up they're more likely to refuse things like deadline extensions. sage for OT

>> No.9855534

You sound cute, post boipussy

>> No.9855539

Not just dumping them into the outside trash/dumpster? It really is the way to go

>> No.9855564

I'm skeptical of this idea. Even if you have girls approaching guys, this sounds like something that would get flooded with cancer from both sides in a really short period of time.

>> No.9855572

I think I'm in love

>> No.9855573

Reminder that only Chad and boys growing up to be Chads want a lolita gf

>> No.9855581

I don't look anything like that. My trench coat is green.

>> No.9855586

Just bid on my first pair of ouji trousers. Wish me luck, gulls!

>> No.9855588

No.I hope you get outbid.

>> No.9855593

I tell people to avoid European cars because I work on them exclusively for a living and as such I know the ins and outs of everything German and British made in the last 30 years. If you have loads of disposable income or REALLY know what you're doing then go ahead and buy a BMW or a Mercedes. If you don't, buy a Civic and shut the fuck up. Contrary to popular belief, VWs are neither cheap nor reliable. If you want a reliable VAG product, you have the shell out for an air-cooled Porsche.

>> No.9855596

>Hit 75 mains this week
>Have about that many blouses, socks and headpieces too
I know it's not that much compared to some girls but I bought it all so quickly. I think I might have a shopping addiction and I'm starting to feel bad about how much money I've spent on my closet, but I don't want to sell anything because my I like being able to wear multiple styles and my closet also feels like a bit of a status symbol. I'm a daily lolita so all of my clothes have been worn at least once. But I really feel like I should sell some things I don't wear enough any more. How do you get used to selling things? How do you make a nice sales post?

NYART but Rude. Are you competing with them anon?

>> No.9855597

>air-cooled Porsche
>more reliable than a 996 with IMS bearing fix or 997.2
Those things are notorious for needing their oil levels closely monitored at any and all times.

Saged for off-topic.

>> No.9855598

well I guess there's only one way to find out? It would mean that people post their locations/cities though. Or alternatively, people post their emails and cities, and people from those cities reply to them?

>> No.9855600

They have 3 holes vs 2, so they require more maintenance.

>> No.9855602

Guys have three holes too. Look up urethral sounding

>> No.9855603

I mean leading out.

Plus we don't bleed...normally.

I've bleed a couple of times thanks to kidney stones.

>> No.9855604

Ask me how many outright broken 986/996s I've dealt with vs. 993s and older. Hell, we have two in right now. One's getting injectors and the other needs a cam actuator but the customer bailed because it's a 20-odd-hour job.

>> No.9855607

The latter method would probably be safer. I think you also have to implement a rule that only Lolitas may approach guys, and there has to be a way to mitigate thirst. Trust me, as tempting as it is, I have to say that I don't think this is a good idea, because the only purpose it looks like this has is to satisfy some anon's lonely thirst.

>> No.9855609

Yes, pee comes out of your urethra. 3 holes.

>> No.9855611

>How do you get used to selling things?
You just do, eventually. Do it once, twice, three times, doesn't have to be often, just do it; eventually you get better at setting up your listings too.

>How do you make a nice sales post?
Take good, clear pictures of the things you're selling in good lighting, including pictures of any damages. Personally I like seeing closeups of nice details but it's not a requirement.
Also, fully disclose any damage or modification the item has. Please be honest about it, it sucks buying an item described as "like new" and finding damages the seller never mentioned.
Write coherent descriptions for each item detailing its condition; I like including a reason for selling the item but, again, not a requirement.

I don't know if you've never sold anything before but in case you haven't, protip: Keep the boxes, plastic bags, and bubble wrap that your new purchases come in and reuse them for shipping the stuff you sell. The former will make shipping more expensive especially if your local post office has ridiculous fees, so feel free to forgo that step, but generally I find that reusing these materials makes shipping things significantly easier.
Also, it should be obvious but apparently needs to be said: Please mention in your listings or terms whether you have pets or if someone in your household smokes, and please clean garments before you send them out; this includes lint rolling them if you have furry pets.

Good luck, anon!

>> No.9855613

nayrt but maybe each person has to send a photo of something that is identifiable as female? (not you-know-what, I was thinking like a hand or an eye?)
I'd like to do this though. It'd be cool if it goes well

>> No.9855614

how do you have space for 75 headbows, 75 blouses, etc? unless I misread that and I'm retarded

>> No.9855616

I feel like that might have something to do with the owners too at this point, as 993s and older are becoming increasingly valuable so I figure people take care of them more whereas 996s and especially 986s are still relatively affordable.
A 993 might be the best balance of fairly modern tech with old-fashioned simplicity though.

I may or may not be saving up for a 986 myself

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>> No.9855620

By that standard girls have four holes then, they can sound too.

>> No.9855622

It was nice having a little discussion without /o/'s constant shitposting getting in the way, but yeah I was planning to stop derailing the thread after that post anyway.

>> No.9855623

Well, I'm a dude in this equation, so I'll wait and see what the female gulls think. I not opposed to a Lolita girl randomly finding me and striking up a conversation, I just don't think anything good can come from a thread about trying to make that happen to people.

>> No.9855624

I'm pretty sure every lolita here that wants to make friends has either
1. joined a comm
2. joined the lolita discords
3. posted in the friend finder
All of these methods are far less likely to attract creeper men.

>> No.9855625

I have two closets with top shelves for the headdresses and a chest of drawers full. But no, I meant 75 between blouses, socks and headdress. And 25 pairs of shoes, but that's an OKish number imo.
>The saddest part is that my coords aren't even that good

>> No.9855627

This. I don't think there's a way to mitigate the thirst aspect of a stalker thread.

>> No.9855628


>> No.9855632

Keep saving for a 996, they're easier to work on and more fun. Even if you're paying for the work, the parts are almost all the same so there's no added cost and only a clutch replacement would be more expensive labor-wise.

This isn't worth starting a thread over.

>> No.9855641

>The saddest part is that my coords aren't even that good
Well, how long have you known this? Were you always aware of it or is it a recent realization? And what makes your coords not very good? If you can identify what you can improve, you'll be able to "invest" the money you get from your sales to buy new pieces you can wear and coord better.

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>> No.9855645

Anyways, I'm the op who wanted a stalker thread. I'm already in a comm, I just thought it'd be a cute idea. If not, that's fine, I don't want to invite more creeps into people's personal lives.

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>bestie got a gf and ignores me now
>mfw I still masturbate to dick pics he sent me when we were still friends

H-hah, guess I got the f-final laugh bitch.
M, if you're reading this I miss you and I'm available now

>> No.9855650
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I lost the photos of me from the meetup... the photographer already deleted them.... should I just lay down and DIE?

>> No.9855655
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Got this exact feeling in March!! I'm so excited for my second con!

>> No.9855660

If your coords aren't that good maybe you're focusing too much on quantity over quality? You said you bought all of this in a short period of time. Try selling some things and making your wardrobe more cohesive, and cutting down on impulse buys. You also wear a lot of different styles so the divide in your closet might also make it harder to make nice coords.

>> No.9855665

I've known for a while now. Basically I'm lazy. I'm not very cute, I don't like wearing makeup (though I always do it for meetups, obviously), and my coords are kinda boring and predictable. I know that even boring girls can get a lot of love with good coord photography. I mean look at a lot of the more popular lolitas on Instagram. But still, my coords are formulaic and my face and lack of makeup just drag down my aesthetic in general.

>> No.9855667

I'm sure your coords are fine, maybe post in the coord help thread? or post a coord pic here to see what people think. also, whether you wear makeup or not doesn't matter if you don't post online

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>People aren't talking about what I want them to talk about so I'm going to waste thread space shitposting until they leave

>> No.9855680

That's a good idea, it's not like my comm doesn't already know I post here. I may do it for my next meetup coord. Thanks anon! Also, I already post my pics online sometimes. Just not in CoF.

>> No.9855681

I kinda want to sex that Miku

>> No.9855689
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When Chinese lolitas call themselves "Lo Maiden" my brain keeps reading it as Lo Mein. I'm not sure if I'm racist or just hungry.

>> No.9855692

I'm hungry. But also I think Lo Maiden is cute

>> No.9855694

Definitely agree that it's cute. But damn it makes my tummy rumble every time I read it

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She wouldn't even have to buy me stuff. Just being around would be swell.

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>tfw you get roasted for wearing burando to your colonoscopy

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Tfw feed Lolita gf Cheerios in bed

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>tfw no lolita wife to raise bunny rabbits with

>> No.9855805

Nothing like wanting to be cute as you get a camera tubed up your ass.

I love /cgl/

>> No.9855806

You deserve it if you had to go in for a second round of butthole inspection

>> No.9855826
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>you will never be a tough guy USAF jet jockey
>you will never live in a world of high contrast S H A D I N G
>you will never fuck up aliens, communists, whatever for the good of mandkind

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>can pretty much to anyone outside the internet
>too much of a bitch to strike up a conversation with people from friend finder threads

>> No.9855849

Do you... Do you want me to hold you?

>> No.9855862

If I'm someone you wanted to talk to, just add me or something and say "hi"

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I can after work but it'll be many hours from now.

>> No.9855874

>used to post in every friend finder thread
>0 replies every time
At least now I know why.

>> No.9855875

b-but you can be my tough guy anon

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Well I don't want to come off as creepy to some people. I'm very sociable but after reading so many horror stories here, I can't blame some people for being scared and what not. Nevertheless I'll try again once my con comes around. Maybe they'll be someone who does gaming like me there or wants someone to talk to pass time before we go our separate ways.

>> No.9855895

There's no reason to be scared desu. Live and let die

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That is true. I've met a few anons from 4chan over the years, one is still my good friend to this date and the other took me to a gun range. Haven't had a bad experienced meeting people online, but still I just don't want to run into spergs, /pol/fags, or drama landwhales. Basically I like when people have social awareness can separate themselves online and offline.

>> No.9855906

Only if you're willing to put up with me putting on the Beastie Boys, Misfits, EU, or the Bad Brains while we cook a meal to be paired off with a nice Spanish wine on the weekends

>> No.9855907

The only way to find out is by talking to people and figuring out what they're like, then judging for yourself. We're all adults here.

>> No.9855908

You sound like the kind of guy who thinks Robert Mondavi wine is good for drinking

>> No.9855911

>drinking alcohol instead of just fucking

fucking normies

>> No.9855916

I was testing the other guy's taste because Robert Mondavi is shit tier wine, but you just outed yourself as a tasteless retard

>> No.9855917

I just like to listen to punk rock while I cook. I also like cavas and riojas appropriately paired with food

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You sound just as autistic and attentionwhoring as the women that make their way into /v/. Try asking them out.

>> No.9855919

I don't even drink alcohol grill.

>> No.9855920

This is a cute gif.

>> No.9855922
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>tfw I should be able to fit into my Honey Cake switching jsk but can’t zip it up due to my massive rib cage
>thanks genetics

Hopefully whatever fat is left on my ribs goes away through exercise

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Although I will admit, I have join some discords before out of curiosity and some sadly had /pol/fags that took 4chan seriously. It gets old after a while.

>> No.9855930

>stumble upon a cosplay prostitute
>turns out she makes lewd asmr videos
>if you can get past the cringe they're actually good to get off to especially if you mix the sound with some doujin visuals


>> No.9855935

Well, you talked to them and mad a decision, so you've successfully followed my advice

>> No.9855936
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Well I'm on the right track then.

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>at con
>think I spot my con friend in a crowd
>remember that she's been dead since late 2015

>> No.9855961

>annoying Venom Snake cosplayers always trying to recreate the Demon Snake transformation scene in hotel hallways

>> No.9855984

That's super dramatic supermarket-kun. Even stalker lolitas have lives outside of CGL and stalking anons

>> No.9855997

I constantly fantasize about trolling an instagram cosplayer in real life in hopes that she will make a post complaining about me, but I am too poor to go to Anime conventions and I don't have the courage/creativity to fuck her boyfriend.

>> No.9855999

this is really sad

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> Even stalker lolitas have lives outside of CGL and stalking anons



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oh fugg. take out the に




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>tfw useless

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>mfw thinking of you hurting

>> No.9856031

Based meme

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>> No.9856035

You take me for a little bitch?

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>> No.9856037

>tfw I'm making it in the gym and you Lolitas are my inspiration
I am grateful

>> No.9856083 [DELETED] 

and a ching chong ching to you too.

>> No.9856114

If you tell normies about your EGL hobby they will tell your parents and your parents will sell all of your EGL stuff without your permission in an attempt to make you normal.

>> No.9856115

Why do you live with your parents for this even to be an issue?

>> No.9856121

>your EGL hobby
lol wat
>they will tell your parents
??? Are you a child or just a dumb crossboarder trying to fit in?

>> No.9856122

one time I did a Sailor Jupiter cosplay and a guy asked me to step on him

>> No.9856135

Did you?

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>> No.9856425

post location, I'm down for that, as long as you're happy with a lolita gf

>> No.9856431

cava is not spanish, don't drink it

>> No.9856442

i hate how that lolrandumb meme strip caught on so quick

>> No.9856444

You shouldn't lift for girls, bro

>> No.9856448
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do you wanna end up like this "man"?

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>> No.9856959

onegai anon

>> No.9857862

same, probably the best content ever to be produced from this entire site's history

>> No.9857864

I wish they would stop self-harming

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>Going to con with girlfriend
>She's ridiculously attractive and will garner a ton of attention
>We're cosplaying together but I'm sure she'll end up getting constantly asked to take photos
I love her and am not worried about her cheating at all, but I want all her attention because I'm a piss baby and don't get to see her often

>> No.9863928

Hey! I’ll have you know that I wear a fedora on top of my trench coat, unlike this loser

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