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Pool party edition

>> No.9821234
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Post cgl feels, ignore bait!

>> No.9821235

Man I just really love lolita

>> No.9821238

Man I just really love cosplay

>> No.9821239

>buying jfash on fril
>24 other people are currently considering this product
>finally get email from SS
>"we bought the item!"
Good feel. Part of me wishes I could turn off seeing how many others have it bookmarked/followed because I don't need that extra pressure

>> No.9821252

I cleaned my closet this weekend following the Konmari method. Half of my normie wardrobe is going to be donated or sold, but all I've put aside for sale from my lolita wardrobe are a couple of pairs of socks. I feel a bit conflicted about how much I'm keeping but I suppose this is me >>9821235

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>>9821238
Fool! There is an art to this you are supposed to link the post together, in harmony, what are you doing man?

>> No.9821264

A girl I hate bought one of my dream dresses and now I hate her even more. Petty feel, but hopefully I'm not alone.

>> No.9821266

>>9821264
did she buy it and you couldnt get it?

>> No.9821268
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>>9821262
I want John Woo to make more fun, silly action movies

>> No.9821277

>>9821266
Yeah, and it's a rare one. It'll pop back up eventually, and I'll be less salty then, but for now I'm stewing in brine.

>> No.9821280
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>a con I'm going to for a specific guest is coming up in the next few weeks
>mid-late last year I saw the guest and he blatantly hit on me/would try and talk to me at any given chance/stopped me in line to draw stuff when I went for autographs
>was a massive autist throughout every interaction, blatantly laughed in his face bc i'm awkward and literally never expected him to be into me
>he's cute and I admire him a lot but because I wasn't prepared for this response at all I handled it poorly
>getting more excited and more nervous as it gets closer to the con
>but
>start nitpicking my coords EXTENSIVELY
>self doubt on what I once thought were 10/10 coords creeping up every five seconds
>feel like I'm getting whiplash from this constant back and forth of super happy to super panicked

The cherry on top of this is I'm sure I'll embarrass myself in front of him again and I'm pre mentally beating myself up about it.

>> No.9821305

>tfw sol is happy to cosplaying and working a minimum wage job that leads nowhere
I sure feels like I'm doing all the financial heavylifting.

>> No.9821316

>tried to become friends with someone online
>hasnt responded to my message in two days but is online and posting

damnit.

>> No.9821326
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9821326

>gf sends her taobao order to my house
>her house floods
>i'm willing to help her through it, offer her a place to stay
>blames our relationship on the tragedy for some bizarre reason
>she tells me that offering a place for her to stay is a red flag and she would rather be independent
>cancels her visit
>dumps me saying she needs to find herself and says she'd rather stay in a flooded house than with me
>mfw
>tells me to keep the order

guess I will make a WTS post soon lol
lesbian cosplay/lolita gf dream is dead

fuck me for trying to be nice, right?

>> No.9821370

>>9821326
I wouldn't sell any of the order in case she has a change of heart and tries to accuse you of stealing it. Unless you have it in writing that she told you to keep it.

>> No.9821378

>>9821326
The fuck? The is really weird behavior. I know being dumped hurts but... You're probably better off without that sort of crazy, anon. There are other nicer lesbian/bi lolitas out there who would love a nice gf like you.

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9821405

got my hands on a bootleg copy of the new blade runner, watched it and I don't even understand what I'm feeling after that

>> No.9821428
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>Help friend make her Lux cosplay
>Pay for some of the material because she's having some rough time after hospital stay
>She's tells me about a new guy she's seeing
>"cool! I'd love to meet him!"
>"Oh... I don't think that's a good idea, anon"
>???
>over the weeks she talks to me less and less
>keep working on the parts I promised to make and drop them off at her place
>she stops talking to me completely
...
>a few months later, she posts her cosplay in league group
>"Look at the cosplay I made together with my bf! I love him so much!"
>mfw I'm the forgotten friend
>send her a message saying I love how it turns out
>no reply for days
>finally see a message
>"tfw no cosplay/lolita gf"

>> No.9821499

I want to go to the JetJ Tea Party but it's expensive and I'm a shy lonelita. I'm thinking of selling a dress or two so I can balance out the ticket price but I'm worried it won't be worth it for just a few hours.

>> No.9821504

>>9821326
I opened the thread intending to make a "tfw no lolita gf" post but somebody already beat me to it and reading this makes me feel a little less of that feel.

>> No.9821506

>>9821428
lol cuck

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>>9821506

>> No.9821512

>>9821510
I'm just telling it like it is.

>> No.9821513

>>9821428
textbook friendzoned
don't expect any sympathy here tho
in their eyes you're a monster and it was your fault

>> No.9821545
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9821545

I'm 25 and all the girls at con think I'm a creepy old man.

My friend is 29 and they all think he's a daddy.

>> No.9821549

>>9821545
You'll catch up in 4 years, don't worry.

>> No.9821569
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I love seeing silly and candid photos of lolitas way more than carefully posed ones. It reminds me that we're all just people having fun in our ridiculous clothes. Sometimes I screenshot funny Instagram posts and stories, but it's not to be a creeper or start a vendetta, and I'll never repost them. It's just that they make me feel happy.
>Just wanted to say that bc I screenshotted something today that I realised later could have been seen as creepy by the poster. I just thought it was cute and cheerful, but now I'm panicking a bit.
>Tbh I'm wondering if I should apologise to her and explain.
>You can see when someone screenshots a pic on Instagram, right?

>> No.9821572

>>9821545
>that toes
anon, I think you should see a doctor, or wear at least other shoes

>> No.9821581

>>9821569
Can you? I thought that was snapchat

I have totally done that, oh no

>> No.9821585

>>9821572
That's just a reaction image.

>> No.9821587

>>9821585
ok, didn't know that, but whoever is that on this picture, should really do what I said

>> No.9821588

>>9821581
I think it might notify people if you screenshot their stories, yeah... But I'm not sure. It's apparently a new feature they're testing in some places.

>> No.9821593

>>9821280
I mean, if he's truly into you then you probably shouldn't try so hard to impress him. Lighten up, relax, wear something you think is beautiful and see where it goes from there.
I totally understand you on the not being able to handle being blatantly flirted with part, but like I said, if he really does like you then you don't need to try too hard; plus, it might be obvious that you're trying too hard and that's not really attractive.
I hope things work out for you, anon!

>> No.9821601

>>9821588
Oh shit I didn't know this
Fuck

>> No.9821605
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>tfw join a discord made up of gulls

It's just as salty as I expected but man some of the pettiness can get as grating as lolcow's.
I hate throwing out the "abloo bloo everyone is a mean bully" but I wish some people would know when to tone down the salt

>> No.9821617

>>9821499
I've pretty much decided to go but I worry about this too. I am going with one friend and neither of us know anyone. I'm sure you'll be able to make friends, though! If you're really nervous and knowing someone before the event would help, I can happily drop my email.

>> No.9821628

Did anyone face a sudden shift in interests/priorities before? I used to love doing cosplay and costests but suddenly I don't have any fun doing these things at all. I even visited a con last weekend (without costume) and it was horrible and cringey.. I love my cosplay friends and enjoy manga, anime and games, but I feel like i've grown out of dressing up.
I just want to give all of my costumes away. Minimalism here I come.

>> No.9821644

My next con just dropped their schedule and one of the panels I was most excited for is the same time as the panel I'm running. :^(

>> No.9821659

>>9821326
bitches be crazy yo

>> No.9821665

>>9821405
Women can't understand movies like this.

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>>9821665

>> No.9821674

>>9821670
It's true honestly, I've only pretended to care about movies like that.

>> No.9821677
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>>9821628
yes...some days i just want to trash my lolita wardrobe bc it feels too much. how i deal with it is by stashing all my dresses and blouses neatly on one side of my closet and putting all the accessories and pettis into boxes so they're out of my mind. usually i go back to loving them within a couple weeks/months. i mean. that's how the cycle is so far. my house is pretty plain because i just tuck everythign away into storage boxes or dressers so i don't see them and become overwhelmed.

just having my lolita shit not visible helps with feeling like i can deal with other interests or priorities. just hold on to your costumes a little longer and see if you want them within the next week, or month, or year. and if you really don't want them in any of those time frames, take the plunge and chuck 'em.

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9821682

What do you think about cosplayers that used to do porn?

>> No.9821760

>>9821280
Take a deep breath, and stop overthinking it. You don't need to impress him, just be yourself, and if it's right for both of you it'll happen. I mean, do you want him to love you or a completely constructed ideal version of you?
>>9821326
I'm really sorry this happened but it honestly sounds like she just wanted to break up and was looking for an excuse :/
>>9821545
Some guys get more attractive with age. Your case isn't lost just yet. That said, your chances will be better if you actively try to better yourself, like working out, educating yourself, building confidence and working on your appearance like searching for a style of clothes that is more flattering on you, or hairstyle, or facial hair grooming, etc.
>>9821588
I'm pretty sure Instagram doesn't do that, I know for a fact some of my stories were screenshotted and I didn't get notified
>>9821628
Growing out of hobbies is a simple fact of life. If you don't want to cosplay anymore, it's completely fine, you don't have to keep doing it if it doesn't bring you joy. In the end, it's for fun, so if you don't have fun there's really no point in continuing.
>>9821682
Everyone has hobbies, even porn stars. If they want to cosplay, who am I to judge?

>> No.9821765

Today is my 22nd birthday, and like that time of the year for the last few years I'm feeling really lonely. Like, I have my family of course, but none of the few friends I managed to keep from high school live anywhere near here anymore, and it's the same with the few cosplayer friends I've made since I got into the hobby. I'm grateful I have these friends, but getting birthday wishes by text or over the internet isn't the same as actually being able to hang out with them. I don't have a lot of money, and finances right now are way too tight to travel anywhere farther than 40 miles. I can't even afford to go to the con I was planning to attend in May, so it'll be another six months before I see the friends that are going to attend. I wish my health actually let me work so I could have some money to go and see them, but I'm just kind of stuck here until I get better or my paperwork goes through and they accept to grant me basic income for disability or whatever it's called in english. I'm not usually this depressed about it, but it being my birthday really brings out that frustration.

>> No.9821777

>>9821765
Happy birthday anon, where are you from?

>> No.9821778

>>9821677
Nyart but this is fantastic advice. My dresser is currently broken and my lolita clothes on a temporary rack are stressing me out. Going to do this as soon as I get my new dresser, thanks anon!

>> No.9821785

>>9821777
Thanks! I'm from France

>> No.9821793

>>9821785
Nice! What characters do you cosplay?

>> No.9821823
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I have a ton of lolita to sell and cba to take nice pictures. Someday I'll have a huge sale.

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>>9821316
I wasn't able to respond to someone for like two weeks. Online friends are hard sometimes.

>> No.9821835

>>9821823
Me too, anon. Half the problem is I don't know how to take nice pics, but I'm also lazy as shit.

>> No.9821846

>>9821252
Konmari method works anon, keep it up! One of the best decisions I've made recently

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9821850

>finally cave in to meme pressure and buy Nier: Automata
>thinking it's gonna be some fanservicy weebtrash
>turns out to be a bleak existentialist nightmare
How the hell did it get so popular?

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>>9821850
>why is [meme game] so popular?
Gee i don't know anon?

>> No.9821855

>>9821277
which dress was it?

>> No.9821856

>>9821850
Because boobs and ass, probably.

>> No.9821857

>>9821850
Because thirsty incels

>> No.9821859

>>9821850
Does anyone that likes Automata even know that there is another Nier game?

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>>9821850
>every cosplay slut dresses up as that girl from the game
>why is the game popular guise?

>> No.9821869

>>9821859
I was already super into the drakengard series (which nier is part of) when automata was announced. What really bugs me is when people cosplay 2B in Kaines outfit when they could just have a different wig and lose the blindfold to have an actual Kaine cosplay

>> No.9821872

>>9821869
It's because of the implication of dick

>> No.9821877

>>9821793
So far I've done Princess Zelda, some Fallout stuff, Xion from Kingdom Hearts, and I'm working on a Dark Souls 3 Firekeeper ^^

>> No.9821906

>>9821823
>>9821835
please list your stuff in the bst thread! there are always anons (like me) looking to buy. you could say to email you for proof photos, i find that's less of a hassle than taking nice pictures for lacemarket

>> No.9821936

>>9821906
That's a great idea, anon! I'll do that. Thank you for reminding me that the bst thread exists.

>> No.9821943

I watched some baseball on tv with my bf and i noticed the guys slapping each other on the butt a lot. Why do they do that?

>> No.9821948

>>9821943
It's the same for them as a pat on the back. Also, sports are gay.

>> No.9821961

>>9821943
https://youtu.be/cInYPkUnFFk

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>buy shoulder length wig
>ships in a timely manner
>gets here
>too short

Oh well, at least it's the right color for my husband's cosplay I guess.

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friendly reminder we're stuck with each other

>> No.9821973

>>9821948
>sports are gay.
Woah there salty sally. Did your bf dump you because you kept interrupting him while he was watching the game?

>> No.9821987

>>9821943
We did this in football.
It boosts testosterone and heightens your senses. You get caught off guard and get an adrenaline rush.

>> No.9821994

>>9821973
No, I'm a lesbian. I'm not saying this as a negative thing, it's wonderful that sports are gay

>> No.9821998

>>9821994
>it's wonderful that sports are gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpc-kaHQzIU

>> No.9822002

>>9821998
perfection

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>>9821994

>> No.9822004

>>9821682
I think you should list a few.... for research purposes

>> No.9822012
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>order a bunch of stuff a month+ ahead of a con coming up so i can try cute outfits for the first time (not cosplay/lolita, just general weeb fashion/jfash)
>first time taking a SO to a con
>first time SO is a huge weeb just like me
>want to be super cute and show him his first con the best way possible
>nothing has arrived yet and it's been weeks, all due to delays in shipping that usually don't happen

am i just going to wear jeans or a normie dress again? i want to be weeb cute for my SO for 3 days where it counts, that's all i'm asking /cgl/

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9822070

What would you do if you were a guy for 1 day?

>> No.9822077

>>9822070
go back to bed

>> No.9822085

>>9822070
Figure out how they masturbate.

>> No.9822089

>>9821593
I realize that and he liked me enough to continue showing it even though I was awkward and even made a point of stopping me to say goodbye on the last day so I shouldn't feel the need to over compensate, it's just I was totally thrown by it.

>>9821760
desu at this point all I want is to get through the con interacting with him and not act like a complete idiot like I did last time. If I'm really dreaming big I'd like to at least flirt back a little, but I don't think it'll happen.

>> No.9822092

>>9822070
Pee my name in the snow and clean my top cabinets without having to use a stepping stool. That's about it.

>> No.9822096

>>9822085
>figure out
are you 12?

>> No.9822098

>>9822096
I've only done it on my knees or lying down. I don't know how to do it from that angle.

>> No.9822099

>>9822098
Given your post you probably gave a guy a handy in some alley for 5$ before so you should really know how a penis works.

>> No.9822103

>>9822099
Rude. /r9k/ is that away.
>>>/r9k/

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>AB in two weeks

>> No.9822162

>>9822070
Develop a new product to keep ballsacks in check. Let's be honest, without being used to it, the entire day would be utterly useless on account of balls.

>> No.9822180

>flying out to Tokyo on Saturday for a study abroad until August
>Narrowly missing Anime Boston

On one hand, bummer. On the other hand, anyone have any reccs for stuff to do there or any general advice? I'm all ears.

>> No.9822187

>>9822162
Already exists, it's called underpants.

>> No.9822191

>>9822187
How do you walk with balls though? Do you have to consciously swing your legs outward to not squish them?

>> No.9822193

>>9822191
Ask your bf to show it to you.

>> No.9822198

>>9822193
Nayrt but if I asked my bf to "show me how he walks with balls" I'm pretty sure he'd think I was insane

>> No.9822206

>>9821850
>meme pressure
Is this a thing?

>> No.9822207

>>9822198
Anon, balls aren't directly between your legs, there more in the front of your legs, so you can walk comfortable without getting them crushed.

>> No.9822209

>>9822198
>>9822191
You walk normally. Male genitalia stays in front of both thighs at all times, keeping in line with the navel. Thus never crushed.

>> No.9822210

>>9822207
>>9822209
Well that's convenient.

>> No.9822212

>>9822070
>only one day
this is bullshit

>> No.9822213

>>9821277
Let me guess, GG?

Cuz I’m having same feels right now.

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>women always making fun of guys not knowing how womens genitalia work
>women also have no idea how dicks work
This can't be real...

>> No.9822217

>>9822216
What is frame of reference, anon?

>> No.9822218

>>9822216
True, I've basically had it forced into my head how women's labia and vaginas work but it always shocks me when I hear women talk about dicks and balls.
Especially when it's related to sex, and they think a guy wants sex because he has a boner or she's ugly if he isn't hard yet.
Guys need foreplay too, I can't get hard just from making you feel good, you need to give a little back too.

>> No.9822219

>>9822216
it's one thing not to know the basic anatomy of the other sex's genitals and another thing not to know how those genitals feel to own/walk around with

guys get made fun of for shit like thinking women piss out the vagina

>> No.9822221

>>9822219
And women in here literally thought balls hung between the legs lmao

>> No.9822228

>>9822221
Maybe your balls are just small?

>> No.9822243

>>9822228
Pathetic

>> No.9822246

>>9822243
Don't project onto me, little man. You're obviously compensating for something. You probably get laughed at a lot.

>> No.9822249

>>9822228
>>9822246
Can women not come up with any original insults? Is it always the same boring "you're a virgin/have a small dick/small balls"?

>> No.9822251

>>9822249
If you keep hearing the same things over and over again why are you so in denial about the truth?

>> No.9822253

>>9822251
Thinking is really not your thing huh?

>> No.9822255

>>9822251
>>9822249
You two, shut up and fuck, you will feel better

>> No.9822259

>>9822246
>Don't project onto me
>Right after you accused a random stranger on the internet if having small balls
I mean that's a pretty big assumption besides the fact that I'm not sure how you think that's an insult lmao. It's not like anyone ever says "man this guy is nice and has a big dick but man his balls are too tiny"

>> No.9822281

>>9822210
Nature's pretty clever at times.

>> No.9822288

>gulls literally think guys store piss in their balls

>> No.9822289
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>>9822228
>doesn't even know how balls work
You're not in a position to insult others

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>>9822288

>> No.9822294

>tfw my girlfriend asks me if she'd get pregnant from me peeing on her because both pee and cum are stored in the bladder

>> No.9822299

>>9822219
I've heard women that think semen comes from the balls lmao don't act so high and mighty

>> No.9822317

>>9822299
are you talking about that twitter meme because I'm pretty sure there are guys who think that too

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9822322

I'm sorry for interrupting your super educational discussion, gulls, but there is the thing that bothers me. How do you all buy second hand not knowing which circumstances this piece happend to be in? I'm not blaming, but isn't it just gross.

>> No.9822325

>>9822317
I'm not talking about pee or the Twitter meme I've legit met women who think semen comes from balls

>> No.9822326

>>9822322
That looks like a backne stain. Sometimes the friction will cause the pimple to pop.

>> No.9822327

>>9822085
well, if you want I can tell you
the most convinient way to do it is to grap your penis tightly and firm with one hand and stroke him forth and back
and you need to grap him tightly, like you gonna strangle someone

otherwise would be humping a pillow (or something similar) or put your penis in a hole

>>9822294
tell her, that piss is deadly for sperm

>> No.9822328

>>9822322
I don't really give a shit, I just clean it and wear an undershirt. If I was worried about where my item had been so much, I would only ever buy pre order stuff, as who knows what type of people returned that dress into the store

>> No.9822330

>>9822070
Probably do a girl. I always wondered what that would be like with a penis as opposed to a strap on

>> No.9822364

>>9822322
Just wash it, pimple juice seems like it isn't hard to get out.

>> No.9822377

>>9822364
I'm not getting this one, it's just an example of something CRINGY.

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>>9821326

>> No.9822392
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9822392

>>9822389

>> No.9822415

i’m paranoid that i might actually be really ita and everyone in my comm/friend group is too nice to tell me about it.

>> No.9822431
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>>9822085
well, you pull on it

>> No.9822439

how can you suck dick and have sex and not know how guys masturbate?
are you gulls just pretending when you talk about your bf's?

>> No.9822441
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9822441

>>9822415

>> No.9822443

>>9822439
I think that maybe, just maybe, there is some trollery and tomfoolery going on in this thread. But I could be wrong.

>> No.9822528

>>9822294
Piss is stored in the balls dumbass.

>> No.9822529

>>9822070
Open every jar in the house slightly for when I return to normal.

Also assuming I'm like a guy version of myself and not some random dude maybe take and post a bunch of selfies and claim really good crossplay makeup just to fuck with everyone

>> No.9822531

>>9822529
I thought the jar thing is just a meme, do girls really struggle with those?

>> No.9822535

>>9822531
It's an actual thing for girls who have tiny hands and who don't actively work out their hand muscles. So, most of us. I open jars fine even with my small hands, but I have a manual labor job and very strong wrists and hands. Also girls with bigger hands can grip the tops of jars better.

>> No.9822540

>>9822535
maybe youre simply not using the correct technique!

>> No.9822541

>>9822531
I roomed with all female roommates last year. None of them had any issues but I did but I'm a weakling in general

>> No.9822557

>>9822531
I'm a 5'0" 90 lb weakling with tiny hands and feet so yeah definitely, no matter which way I try I can never get a decent grip to open those things unless the jar in question is also pretty narrow or I use some other 'cheat' method to loosen it

>> No.9822583
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9822583

>>9822070
I have been one for over 20 years. I have had enough to know how much it sucks.

>> No.9822622
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>>9822191
You remind me of a girl that made it to her 20's still thinking penis stayed full length while not erect.

>> No.9822623

>>9822622
They don't?

>> No.9822632

>>9822622
Wait I dont get it do you still need to use tent poles when you go camping as a guy or is that only something girls use?

>> No.9822640

Can guys move their dicks around like elephant trunks/prehensile tails or do they just kinda hang there?

>> No.9822649
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9822649

I look how cute, small, and skinny I was before going to college and how fat and depressed I am now... I didn't work out much I guess because of my hard major (Computer Science), but I see some people still take care of themselves despite that so no excuse, I guess. I am sad I probably won't ever have an exercise routine and stick with it. I fear I will be fat and depressed forever.

>> No.9822652

>>9822529
To open a jar hit the jar on the floor where the lid and glass meet. I would do it on a carpet if you can. Some pressure should release and then you can open it by yourself !!! It's amazing !!

>> No.9822653

>>9822649
>hard major (Computer Science)
???

>> No.9822661

>>9822653
Most STEM majors require a heavy workload. Low Quality Bait.

>> No.9822664

>>9822439
a good portion of the boyfriend talk probably is, but I wouldn't put it past the girls i've met at cons to be complete dead fish who don't know anything about sex and just have a guy hammer away at them while they lie back

>> No.9822667

>>9822652
if you're nervous about shattering the jar on accident, you can also get a fork/knife and wedge the vacuum seal open

>> No.9822668

>>9822640
It's just a floppy boi when soft but when I'm hard I can kind of twitch it to move up and down.

>> No.9822669
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>>9821850
People going in expecting 2B ass and getting 9S screaming for half the game.

>> No.9822676

Does anyone know how to make exercise enjoyable or is it supposed to be a boring sweaty time. I get so bored and then also so tired.

>> No.9822681
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9822681

>someone tells me to stay on topic
>know nothing about the thread topic and just popped in to make fun of someone

>> No.9822685

>>9822676
have a friend to excersise with maybe? idk
sometimes i put on a show on my phone if im on a treadmill or something like that

>> No.9822687

>>9822330
me too

>> No.9822720

>>9822676
Like >>9822685 said, finding a friend helps. Or like, do team games. Or join a sport. I exercise while watching anime so it's not as stagnant.

>> No.9822792

>bought a dream dress with major stains
>finally got out all the stains today without ruining the print
Really good feel

>> No.9822801
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9822801

>Con approaching soon
>need to make some costume/prop progress
>"yeah, i feel motivated enough to do this!"
>after getting home from doing laundry, motivation gone

I fuckin hate this feel, help gulls

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9822809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGpqegOxigU
This music video makes me sort of sad. It pretty much does everything right in terms of J-fashion portrayal (the bedroom at the start is lovely, and so is the overall aesthetic), but seeing the white girl makes me realize no 3D girl could ever really be as cute as a 2D/anime one, no matter how hard she tries. It's futile.
You have to have very small, cute features to begin with, and "cute" makeup/clothes can actually just make your more masculine, broad features stand out all the more. It makes me want to avoid pink/pastel stuff in general because I know I can never truly match up to the ideal.
At least the Japanese girl (Elleanor) looks cute.

>> No.9822819

>>9822809
shit like this makes me wish i had girl friends...

>> No.9822820

>>9822649
i lost weight during college (computer science)

>> No.9822822

>>9822623
Well, your dick doesn't measure the same flaccid vs erect. Plus some guys are growers.

>> No.9822824

>>9822676
I browse threads or text friends as I'm on the treadmill. I watch a lot of YouTube too.

>> No.9822838
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9822838

>recovered from ed years ago, but still carry some tendencies mildly
>no friends, so stay do nothing during spring break, resulting in boredom/ sadness/ loneliness binge eating spree
>no scale so don't even know how fat I got
>spring break is over, and now it is time for heavy calorie restriction.
I am almost 100% sure that my obsession for being thin came from starting lolita at a young age. Now I hardly even get to wear lolita, but I still feel so fat all the time.
and since I recovered I just look so meh in lolita anyways

>> No.9822842

>>9821370
I will make sure to have it in writing, thanks anon.

>>9821378
I appreciate it. This is the second major red flag
(first was contacting my ex without my permission to see what kind of person I was) so I'm pretty much done unless she at least gets some fucking therapy.

>> No.9822851
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9822851

Went full autist on an ebay seller after they didn't reply to my message about my package getting sent back for a week. Feel bad for being a POS but i was dying

>> No.9822861

>>9822210
Yeah, it's only an issue when you're sitting down, occasionally you can accidentally crush your balls between your legs if you're unfortunately positioned.

>> No.9822870

>>9822431
do you also sometimes pull it so hard, that you rip your skin?

>>9822623
depends, a few stay the same, most don't

>> No.9822872

>>9822443
I was the og ballsack slinger, I was legit refering to how women and men naturally walk different, and half the day would be figuring out how to exist without having weird testicle related discomforts, not limited to walking.
Scuse me guys aoparently this is a controversial topic.

>> No.9822874

>>9822652
>hitting the jar on the floor
Omfg are you an ape?
Smack the seal with the back of a knife or the edge of a cooking spoon, what is wrong with you.

>> No.9822885

>tfw no cosplay friends to hang out with

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>>9822885
same anon

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9822935

Happy feels:
When there all of the CoF thread posts are all decent coords!

>> No.9822946
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To be 100% honest I just want a grill to sit on my face. Everything else will work itself out.

>> No.9822947
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>saw almost perfect shoes for my planned cosplay last week, didn't have money then
>"Oh well, I'll come back next week, surely there's still some left"
>there wasn't any left

Ok what the hell. There were like 10 pairs left who needs this many shoes. At least the con isn't until June so I have time to keep searching.

>> No.9822951

>>9822531

I thought this was a meme too, but sometimes I'd just find a jar that won't open, find the closest male then it's 50-50 whether they open it or grunt and strain and they can't open it either.

I think some jars are just fucking with us, they don't want us to open them and eat the delicious food inside.

>> No.9822958

>>9822801
I feel this so hard whenever I try to do anything and I hate it

>> No.9822963

>>9821268
yes

>> No.9822971
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9822971

I feel like there aren't any characters out there I can cosplay well solely because of my skin tone. I'm nonwhite with a medium tan skintone and most video game/anime characters and successful cosplayers are pale as fuck. I'm also not black so I can't even get in on the black cosplay embracing culture going on right now. I feel like I am forever doomed to look awkward in cosplay because of this.

>> No.9822972

>>9822649
fuck, are you me? same major and everything too. college stress permanently fucked up my skin too so that's just great

>> No.9822981

Is it normal for guys to still watch porn even if they have a gf?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.9822997
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>>9822971
But anon, tan characters are cute. Look for some. They are surprisingly more popular in anime than blacks.

>> No.9823008

>>9822971
If you're not fat/ugly, just cosplay tan and black characters to your heart's content.
You'll be fine as long as you don't alter your skintone.

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>>9822820
>Humblebragging
Good for you I guess?

>> No.9823018

>>9822971
There are plenty of tan and latino characters out there, don't give up!
>>9822981
It's pretty common, yeah. There's definitely a maximum acceptable amount but if they don't watch a ton of it it's nothing out of the ordinary.

>> No.9823028
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9823028

I think I infected my (LDR) boyfriend with my eating disorder. After noticing he put on some unwanted weight and his metabolism was slowing, he said he wanted to get back to his old body from last year. That's fine in itself, and I even offered to help him, but he's very, very torn up about his body. He thinks he looks disgusting, no matter how much I tell him otherwise.
At first, he said he just wanted to get back to the weight he was last year (and so far, he's already lost 20lbs since the last time he weighed), but now he's saying he wants to "get really skinny". I'm worried.
It triggers me (which is actually something I sort of like, as sick as it sounds), and I'm scared that it could spiral out of control for him.
I did tell him never to eat below 1600 calories, but that was kind of useless because he finds calorie counting too much of a hassle. He just tells me he eats less than before, occasionally asking if this or that food will make him gain.

He's not as autistic as I am about documenting food and portions, so he can't really give me a clear enough image of what he's eating or how much for me to even accurately estimate his caloric intake and make sure he's okay.
At the same time, if I ask him to start doing shit like photographing his food, I could just be making potential ED behaviors worse. I don't even know if I'm just overly paranoid because of my experiences, or if I've started something I won't be able to stop. I'm just...scared.

>> No.9823031

>>9823028
dump his ass

>> No.9823040

>>9822664
How would i go about pretending i have a bf (including a healthy sex life) so other girls don't immediately call me out on my story?
I'm tired of their pity when i tell people i'm single so i'll just make up a fake bf.

>> No.9823058

>>9823040
Say it's long distance

>> No.9823076
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9823076

>>9822221
My lolita gf asked me about hanging balls. I showed her how they work in the shower. It was cold in the house, so naturally before I got in they were hugging close to my body. When I turned on the hot water, they dropped down between my legs. She poked them a bit and understood.

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9823083

>>9823076
>tfw no bf who shows you how balls work

>> No.9823091

>hate being a guy
>know i'd be an ugly trans because I'm too tall and broad
>wish I was born a girl
>know i'd be an ugly girl anyway

i hate myself

>> No.9823092

>>9823028

Since he's already weighing himself, point him to a BMI calculator and tell him to stay in the healthy range, if he falls below that threshold then it's time for him to eat more and gain weight. That seems to be where his obsession is, so focusing on that should help keep things in check.

Not obsessing over counting calories and food portions actually makes it seem less likely he's developing an ED, but if you want you could try redirecting his focus towards some sports or workout, which will help him burn calories, help him get fit instead of skinnyfat, and if he eats too little he'll find out really quickly when he can't finish a set/routine or feels weak in the middle of a workout.

>> No.9823100

>>9823091
Take this to /lgbt/

>> No.9823117
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>there's a "museum night" with a shit ton of interesting and cool events in every remotely culture-related building in my city
>it's super cheap
>tfw no comm to go with
>tfw no lolita bff to dress up with, spend the night strolling through said events, talking about them and getting drunk afterwards
Sometimes being a lonelita is suffering.

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>>9821969
>tfw chad best friend who blows off plans with thots to come watch shitty horror movies and eat shitty mexican food with me

>> No.9823137

>>9821969
Who are the pair of girls?

>> No.9823143

Does it feel nice to have big boobs?
Do they increase your cosplay?
Do you touch them often?
Are implants worth it?

>> No.9823173

>>9823143
Depends on how big
what does "increase your cosplay" mean?
No
Hell no, surgeries suck and fake boobs can burst

>> No.9823174

>>9823143
Fake boobs can mean all kinds of issues and you need to have them fixed up every few years or they get hard and look really silly

>> No.9823181

>>9823173
>>9823174
>chestlet internet defense force already in full swing

>> No.9823189

>>9823181
I guess I should have known this was r9k shitposting and not an actual question about the ups and downs of fake boobs

>> No.9823202

>>9823181
Would you want to have dangerous and expensive surgery done which would insert plastic into your dick making it appear bigger solely to 'increase' your cosplay even though it would mean that it'll lose most sensitivity and feeling and it might possibly burst, fuck up your dick forever and possibly kill you?

>> No.9823210

>>9823202
I think that analogy falls flat. No one wants to see a guy walking around with a boner all day and dick implants would certainly be popular if they ever worked no matter the dangers.

>> No.9823226

>>9823189
What makes you think those are the same posters?

>> No.9823227

>>9823202
This has to be the worst analogy ever.

>> No.9823228
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9823228

>>9823181
Let's not forget the basics!

>> No.9823235

>>9822971
>worrying about being successful or liked
This is gay as fuck. If your costume is good and you're proud of it do whatever you want.
Cons are the only place I can wear a skirt/dress (male) and feel at home. I don't give a fuck what people think there and always have a good time.

>> No.9823244

>>9823235
stay on /lgbt/

>> No.9823247

>>9823244
I'm straight and don't want to be a woman. I just like wearing sexy costumes a couple times a year.

>> No.9823250

>>9823228
Why is 'Symbol' the only word in Comic Sans?

>> No.9823270

>>9822191
>>9822632
>>9822623
>>9822640
Does your dick fall off when you hit menopause?? Does it retract into your body when you swim? Is it true you can fuck your own asshole? How many deliberately dumb ironic questions do we need to ask before men will stop trying to answer them seriously??

>> No.9823271

>>9823244
Like 60% of this board is lgbt, senpai

>> No.9823278
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9823278

>when you lose sight of your bf at a con

>> No.9823280

>>9823271
Proof?

>>9823270
>we are just pretending to be retarded
lol no

>> No.9823284

>>9823278
She even looks pretty and stoic when she's obviously confused and/or internally panicking. Natalie Portman is so cool.

>> No.9823285

>>9823076
I'll quote my junior high health course instructor in saying 'Scrotums are amazing'

>> No.9823287

>>9823280
Yearly /cgl/ census.
More than half of the board is bisexual identifying females.

>> No.9823288
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9823288

Via text, my con crush just called me his "little sister". But he attached a picture of the little sister from that new incest anime. I'm getting mixed signals.

>> No.9823289

>>9823284
That's portman? When did her breasts get so big?

>> No.9823291

>>9823287
So it's 60% guys that wish they were girls?

>> No.9823300

>>9823288
He likes u but has imouto fetish. Ball’s in your court

>> No.9823302

>>9823143
>define big
>only if it’s a medium/big boob girl otherwise it makes it worse, plus can’t do crossplay
>sometimes I kinda move em around but not “””touch””” but downside is they’re heavy, can’t wear as many cute clothes, etc
>only if you are using it to get $$$: sexworker, costhot, sugar baby, and potentially things like newscaster and non porn actress. No point in using them to find a mate because they get wrecked in a few years

I do think tits and cosplay are kinda perma-entwined which is really a shame

>> No.9823304

>>9821765
Happy belated birthday anon. I hope your next birthday is much better and that your health improves c:

>> No.9823314

>>9823288
The good news is that he likes you. The bad news is that he's degenerate

>> No.9823315

>>9823304
thank you <3

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9823317

>>9823288
Anytime I've had a weeb girl call me big brother, I've had to tell them to slow down before someone gets pregnant.

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Good news: Meta order arrived at the post office!
Bad news: $148 Canadian dollary doos owned in customs fees

This is the first time I've ever been dinged to pay customs. Fuggg.

>> No.9823339

>>9823227
At least it's not a /v/ food analogy

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9823344

Over the past few months, I've watched my friend destroy several lacefront wigs. I'm pretty sure she's wasted over $250 so far, and she works part-time minimum wage. I really wish she'd just let people help her.

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>>9823135
tell us more

>> No.9823422

>>9823335
>$148 Canadian dollary doos
What's that, like, 8 bucks usd?

>> No.9823426

>>9823015
i have no idea how people gain weight when they dont have money for food
blows my mind

>> No.9823428

>>9821969
the incel is the same height as chad in this and taller if he isn't slouching

>> No.9823429

>>9823426
Healthy food is way more expensive than junk food in a lot of places.

>> No.9823430

>>9823335
This is why I always use an SS.

>> No.9823431

>>9823429
thats why i just dont eat
junk food disgusts me

>> No.9823433

>>9823429
it's the amount you eat, not what you eat

>> No.9823434

>>9823288
>But he attached a picture of the little sister from that new incest anime.
which one?

>> No.9823437

>>9823377
calm down fujoshi

>> No.9823438

>>9823426
Cheap food is carbs. Expensive food is meat. Carbs will make you fat, since protein and fat are more sating. Also, eating healthy takes some degree of planning and poorer people generally have worse long term planning.

>> No.9823445

>>9823422
More in usd, I thought?

>> No.9823450

>>9823428
That's often the way though, isn't it? Incels are mostly fairly average, trapped in a cage of their own self-hatred. Very few of them are actually blackops2cel

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>>9823137

>> No.9823453
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9823453

>>9823137
shit wrong one

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9823454

>>9823344
Have you tried telling her that she's ruining her fucking wigs? Some people won't accept help until they're told straight to their face.

>> No.9823462

>>9823445
I just sent some money to my Canadian buddy like a month ago and it was 1USD:1.25 geese bucks at the time.

>> No.9823464

>>9823438
>all this projection
You need to eat at a calorie deficit
If you eat more fat food you work out more and it's still okay

>> No.9823465

>>9823453
>nerdy
>look i'm so "nerdy" i'm not like the other girls
Fucking cancer

>> No.9823466

>>9823464
Nayrt and you're right but you're not using projection correctly

>> No.9823468

>>9823465
dude stop mansplaining to her! Can't you see she's a real fan of [entry level series] by her [one or two pieces of cheap merchandise]?

>> No.9823472

>>9823429
You can live off McDonald's and not get fat. Cheaply too.

>> No.9823473

>>9823468
I know you're joking but i absolutely loathe girls jumping onto the flavor of the month consplay/character/series.

>> No.9823477

>>9823453
honestly my favorite part of this picture is how nerd girl's tits look way faker than doritochan

>> No.9823483

why is it so hard to find stretchy/comfy a-line or pleated skirts in mall stores? they're either a pattern I don't like or a fabric that's papery, or they're zip-up, or pencil style. where do I find cute basic skirts?

>> No.9823487

>>9823483
Taobao?

>> No.9823493

>>9823453
it's not like either of them would want anything to do with me

>> No.9823497

>>9823493
Spot the incel

>> No.9823501

>>9823454
I've tried, but I'm bad with confrontation. The cycle basically goes:
>She buys a $75+ wig
>Cuts huge chunks out of it and hoops it up with product
>Whines on social media about the wig being ruined
>Blames the initial quality of the wig, the tutorial she followed, the products she used, etc instead of admitting that she messed it up
>Friends make practical styling suggestions (cut off tiny bits at a time, use light amounts of styling product + product that's meant for wigs, wash it gently if there's too much product, don't brush when it's wet, etc) and offer to come over and help her style it.
>friends suggest that she gets a cheapo wig to practice on
>She ignores everyone, buys another $75+ wig, and butchers it

>> No.9823502

>>9823501
*goops it up with product

>> No.9823503
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>>9823143
I don't know, I don't think so (at least for lolita), but boobs are better than no boobs.
Flattish chests don't fill dresses nicely, kinda want them bigger.
No, I only massage them when they hurt. It's nice when my bf touches them, though.
Never, they are disgusting.
t. t-girl with AA/A cup and growing

>> No.9823505

>>9823501
Kek, what a dumbass.

>> No.9823511

>>9823453
I like both of them.
Stacy because I can bring her to parties. Incel-chan because she is adorably insecure

>> No.9823516

>>9823511
I like you, you have a great attitude

>> No.9823528

>>9823497
well duh
you don't expect actual cute boys to be lurking in this board, do you?

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>>9823528
>you don't expect actual cute boys to be lurking in this board, do you?

>> No.9823538

>>9823533
>instead of going out and meeting cute guys, cute guys should just line up outside my house and ask me out
step it up gull, guys won't know you exist unless you put yourself out there

>> No.9823541

>>9823528
idk I found my bf on here and he's pretty cute

>> No.9823547

>>9823528
I guess I'm not exactly cute, but normally-lurking boy reporting in

>> No.9823550

>>9823528
where do you find cute boys?
i tried hitting on this guy at the gym and he politely declined my advances to continue his workout :(

>> No.9823558

>>9823541
How do you meet anyone on here at all?
I've only recently started cosplaying, on my 2nd iteration of Rhaegar Targaryen.
Only know a couple of others who cosplay but not close to them at all, trying to find others, especially qt cosplay gf who would lift with me is tough.

>> No.9823566

>>9823541
no he isn't

>>9823547
no you aren't

>> No.9823569

>>9823566
>no he isn't
>no you aren't
Prove it

>> No.9823577

>>9823566
...Are you saying I'm not a boy, or that I don't normally lurk?

>> No.9823584

>>9823278

I'm completely interested in that 2 man camera/ghostbusters ecto backpack rig going on in the background.

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>concrush sent dickpic on discord
>dunno how to respond
>send him pic of my boobs
>he quickly deletes as I'm about to hit send
>"Wrong chat, you didn't see that right? Fuckin lol my bad."

>> No.9823608

>>9823558
friendfinder-thread, I guess

>> No.9823610

>>9823607
well, at least you have seen his dick
on the downside, he wanted to send it to someone else

>> No.9823615

>>9823607
so you're saying girls will send you nudes if you send them dickpix?

>> No.9823621

>>9823615
Not all girls, just the slutty ones.

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>>9823610
I didn't even fuckin save it.

>>9823615
Only of they like you? I was really shocked and just kinda went with the adrenaline without thinking desu. I wish I got to hit send before he deleted but now I can't bring it up. Just pretended I was afk and he flat out said "sent you something I wanted to send to someone else l by accident because you were most recent chat"

>> No.9823636

>>9823465
>>9823468
>being unable to recognize satire
embarrassing

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>>9823630
>female brain is short circuited by feelings
hmmmm

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9823648

Someone just sniped my dream dress on yahoo auctions. I'm just praying it was a real lolita and not a scalper.

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9823650

I'm starting to miss emo and scene, wtf is wrong with me? I never dressed like it and only listened to the (80% garbage) music. I don't regret a single second wearing lolita, but being a cringy scene kid in the heyday must've been fun too.

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>>9823528
>be attractive, wealthy, and educated
>just here for the jfash
>use ff
>people assume im catfishing and a stalker
You did this to yourselves gulls.

>> No.9823673

>>9823650
I regret not fucking a scene girl and now they're extinct.

>> No.9823676

>>9823608
Have never seen a friendfinder-thread on here. How common are they?
How would one start a thread like that?

Cosplay isn't as prevelant here in the UK and we only just got a comic con in my city in 2015/16 if I remember correctly.

As far as I know there isn't as big of a comm here.

>> No.9823683

>>9823676
from my experience kinda common

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>>9823673
>Tfw first gf was preppy girl
>Mid relationship she turned scene girl and liked making out with The Birthday Massacre playing in the background

>> No.9823732

>>9823676
they were common for a while and we had threads up consistently but they died out a few months ago. Search the archives for the OP post and make a new one

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>tfw you have a nightmare of girls coming after you, wanting to kill you and make your life miserable
>a lot of them are itas thag have been posted to ita threads
>I just had a nightmare about FCC coming after me in that godawful black dress she wears

>> No.9823756

>>9823731
>mfw I unironically like TBM
>mfw no face

>> No.9823759

>con this weekend
>acquaintance posts about how "the con crunch is real"
>she's a spoiled NEET who commissioned her entire cosplay.

Fucking kek. I'm sorry that unpackaging your cosplay, trying it on, putting in a few pins and basting stitches so it fits better, and putting it in your suitcase is hard to fit into your busy schedule of watching anime and getting into twitter fights.

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>>9822981
Yea that's pretty normal. Unless if they're looking at something more personal like nudes sent to them (from not the gf) or something weird like that or if it's affecting their sex life with the gf I don't see the harm. My husband and I actually watch porn/hentai together a lot. It's a fun way to get foreplay kickstarted imo

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>>9823143
Reading some of the replies makes me a bit embarrassed to admit that I often feel up my tits

>> No.9823770

>>9823769
I see nothing wrong with this behavior.

>> No.9823771

>>9823761
I love anime but can't get into hentai porn. It's just so low quality.

>> No.9823774

>>9823770
I don’t either, I just assumed all women did it

>> No.9823796

>>9823673
I had the chance but blew it. She's now a coked out stripper

>> No.9823798

>>9823672
spencer go and stay go

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>>9823774
if they say they don't they're lying

t. woman

>> No.9823811

>>9823771
Most are.
H-manga and pictures are great though.

>> No.9823812

>>9823798
who?

>> No.9823813

>>9823769
cancer is a very real danger

>> No.9823816

new
>>9823814

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>>9823798
Actually would like to know how many people there are lurking like this if gulls think it could only be one single person. That's pretty sad, really.

>> No.9823845

>>9823771
I like hentai only becouse I feel terrible looking at real women in porn.

>> No.9823857

>>9823434
Eromanga Sensei

>> No.9823904

>>9823650
No, it was a dramatic, stressful crowd to be part of. I really didn't have fun 99% of the time even though the clothes and makeup part of it was fun. Plus getting your hair not to look like trash was frustrating

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>>9821665

It's true

>> No.9823915

>>9821665
>>9823911
It's really difficult without having understood the first movie.

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>>9822557

god please be in Texas

>> No.9823939

>>9822180
Is your study abroad program actually in central Tokyo or a suburb?

>> No.9823942

>>9822838

>recovered from ed

erectile dysfunction?

>> No.9824220

>>9823577

It seems like it's a similar mentality to /fit/ or so, /fit/ assumes that everyone there is a dude,
/cgl/ appears to believe that everyone here is a gril.

>> No.9824246

>>9823607
How dense can you be? You didnt respond so he got spooked and aborted the attempt.

>> No.9824702

>>9823939
Well, it's in Machida, so it's on the very outskirts of it. I'll definitely be traveling a lot to Shibuya and Akihabara though.

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>5'2"
>110 pounds
>still feel disappointed with my body
idk, gulls. I feel like I do everything I can for myself, I know I'm perfectly healthy in the back of my head, but it doesn't stop me from acting like an anachan and pinching my stomach in front of the mirror. I've never gone full ED and I don't plan to. Part of me realizes that I'm never going to be fully satisfied with the way I want to look versus how I really am without hurting myself, and I don't really want to do that.

>> No.9825559

I love my boyfriend but I wish he'd let me keep my hobby separate from our relationship sometimes. Every time I plan a new cosplay, he decides he wants to cosplay a character that can be shipped with mine. We already have quite a few couples cosplays, and I found a character that I really like and wanted to take a few weeks and focus heavily on craftsmanship and produce a kickass looking cosplay. Of course he decided that he wants to cosplay a character from the same series, and the character he picked has an equally intricate (if not more) design than my character.
I knew there was no way I'd be able to get 2 intricate cosplays done, so I told him that he has to help. He's taken sewing classes and he's been cosplaying longer than I am, so I figured it would be fine. He's proceeded to mess up the simplest tasks and it's so frustrating.
>I patterned, cut out, and pinned the fabric and told him to sew it together.
>He's confused about what to sew.
>Literally just sew straight lines where I pinned.
>The sewing machine is already set up and set to the right stitch and tension, tell him not to worry about changing anything.
>The pieces he hands back to me have the most puckered, crooked seams.
>Watch him sew a few seams to figure out wtf is going on.
>He's turned the tension to 0, and he literally lets go of the fabric and lets it run through the machine as fast as it will go.
>Whoever taught his sewing classes ripped him the fuck off.

>> No.9825561

>>9825559
>Tell him he can take a break from sewing and work on foam.
>Ask him to prime the pieces I cut out with modpodge.
>Give him basic instructions.
> forget to mention that he needs to use thin coats, make sure his brush strokes aren't showing, and protect his work surface because I figure it's common sense.
>It wasn't.
>He worked directly on the kitchen floor and put the THICKEST coats of modpodge on that ive ever seen.
>I have to pry the mess off the floor with a butter knife, and I start sobbing as all the pieces wrinkle and tear.
>He walks in on me mid-breakdown and says that maybe we should both take a break from cosplay,

>> No.9826044

>>9825559
>>9825561
I guess, at least be happy that your boyfriend wants to support you

also about
> forget to mention that he needs to use thin coats, make sure his brush strokes aren't showing, and protect his work surface because I figure it's common sense.
>It wasn't.
>He worked directly on the kitchen floor and put the THICKEST coats of modpodge on that ive ever seen.
as someone who paints tabletop miniatures, and also is on the /wip/ thread on /tg/ often, I must say it isn't (I did the same mistake at the beginning too)

>> No.9826341

>>9821428
Never trust a woman, who wants something from you

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>>9822216
It's simple anon

>> No.9830090

>>9822162
You mean a codpiece?

>> No.9830775

>>9822822
>Plus some guys are growers.

I am almost comically this

>> No.9830782

>>9823528
But anon, I've been here this whole time

>> No.9830783

>>9824246
this