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Having a laugh at your boyfriend's expense Edition

>> No.9779078

>>9779029
this pairing never made any sense

>> No.9779083

>>9779078
18 falls for krillin because
Krillin is cute, he spared her life, then saved her life, then used an all powerful dragon to try to make her more human.

Krillin falls for 18 because
18 is hot

>> No.9779172
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9779172

No gay shit this time please.

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9779308

The other way around

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9779309

>find picture of my friend's underage sister on Hipstergram
>mfw it's tagged "sexycosplay"

>> No.9779353

>>9779078
Real life relationships hardly make sense. My friend had the perfect guy who shares all her hobbies and she genuinely had a good time with around her all the time. Everyone assumed they were a couple because of how well hey got on and how often they we're together. It shocked everyone when she just out of the blue got together with some fat balding dude twice her age who had nothing in common with her. They're getting married next year. No, he isn't rich.

People like others for weird reasons.

>> No.9779370

>>9779308
That's how a girl I was texting not too long ago acted. She'd try to roast me for hours and then when I didn't want to hear it and stopped replying she'd call me up crying because I didn't reply back

>> No.9779374

>>9779353
Personality interactions are weird and take a while to understand what's going to work. Sorry for your friend.

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9779379

>>9779172
Come on, this thread will always be full of both gay and straight posts about cosplay/lolita romance. Might as well say
>No relationship shit this time please
And we all know that's impossible.

>Also expecting no gay shit from a fashion where most almost everyone is a girl

>> No.9779382

>>9779379
>Almost everyone is a girl
Anon out of the people who joined my local cgl discord, only 1 Lolita isn't transgender or a brolita

>> No.9779385

>>9779172
Seconding this, so sick of reading other people's pussy troubles.

>> No.9779386

>>9779382
That's anecdotal. I'm in a comm with around 20 regular attendees, and none are obviously or loudly trans. Your discord is just weird.

Also fakers are more likely to creep online rather than be part of a real comm. How sure are you that those people are lolitas? Have they posted pics in that Discord?

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>>9779382
You got me there, anon. That toootally proves that most lolitas aren't girls

>> No.9779391

>>9779386
Yes they regularly post pics of their coords

>> No.9779405

>>9779391
I still think you're on a weird discord, most Facebook lolita groups seem to be full of girls.

>> No.9779407

>>9779379
>Also expecting no gay shit from a fashion where most almost everyone is a girl
How does the amount of women relate to gayness?

>> No.9779412

>literally everyone you know is dating someone except you, who still goes to cons and events with your dad because you're pretty much retarded, innocent and can't recognize dangers and recognize when someone is looking at you

>> No.9779414

>>9779407
Almost no guys to crush on and prominent oujis being the object of many girls crushes is a small part of it. Mainly though, lolita is a fashion focused on a type of female beauty and clothing which is actively unattractive to most men. This attracts more women who don't care about attracting men, leading to a higher number of lesbians and bisexuals in the community. Also, many straight girls will leave the community after less time for various reasons, like wanting to attract a boyfriend, having kids, or getting a new boyfriend and picking up his hobbies instead. It's not so much the number but the type of women who tend to join and stay in the community.

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>>9779414
>/cgl/ confirmed for clamfest

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>>9779420
Yep. It is, 100%. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. It just is what it is.

>> No.9779423

>>9779420
>you're just realizing this now
Newfag

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>>9779422
>>9779423
>implying /cgl/ isn't 75% thirsty guys 10% mtf trannies 10% gay guys and 5% women

>> No.9779428

>>9779426
This isn't true. Look at the BST, look at the friend finder, insta thread, secret santa, anywhere where there's "proof" of people and it's 90% girls.

Fucking newfag.

>> No.9779430

>>9779426
I think that's what it feels like because of how loud and annoying the thirsty guys are, but I really don't think that's true.

>> No.9779446

>>9779426
/cgl/ is probably the only majority female board in 4chan

>> No.9779450
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9779450

Why is ouji so hard to get into? I'm a dude and I want to start wearing ouji, but I'm having a hard time finding an online shop that is still open, ships to the US, and is affordable enough that I can get baby's first coord for under $300ish.
I tried joining the Ouji Sales group on Facebook but they won't accept me because I'm not already an ouji.

>> No.9779452

>>9779450
By the way, by "baby's first coord" I mean blouse, shorts/pants, vest, socks, and MAYBE shoes. I already have a lot of wigs and I'll add accessories later

>> No.9779459

>>9779450
>300
make more money poorfag, or else the lolita will never love you

>> No.9779461

Girls don't like poor guys so don't even try if you don't have the money.

>> No.9779462

>>9779450
Have you tried fanplusfriend?

>> No.9779465

>>9779452
>I already have a lot of wigs
Are you a cosplayer? Does your natural hair not look good? It's okay to use a wig if you must but be careful when using cosplay wigs, they could bring your coord down.
Anyway, have you looked at the boystyle thread? >>9715254 plenty of resources right there in the OP, mind you that every brand listed there can also be found secondhand so you can find things cheaper.
Ouji isn't really hard, you just need to take the time to do your research, especially if you haven't done anything fashion-related before (i.e. you dress normie).

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>mfw I think about girls who can't afford lolita
I hate seeing people sad.

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9779476

>work construction part time
>tarping up some lumber ahead of today's rain
>lose sight of proper footing
>fall hard as h*ck straight on to ulna
>swells up and stays sore for the rest of the day
>skip the gym
>wake up
>still kind swollen, but not very painful
>tfw this won't delay me getting to look like a 1980s tough guy action hero

>> No.9779479

>>9779428
>Friend finder
You know people just put female on there because if they put male no one will add them right?

>> No.9779482

>>9779479
This isn't true, as I have met lots of female friends through there. You can tell pretty quickly the actual girls vs the guys who are larping.

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>>9779479
shut up n-newfag

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9779539

>hear LACE mentioned a few threads ago
>suddenly remember that the whole movement was started by a lolita taking a bad shit
>die laughing

>> No.9779540

I got offered a really good summer internship position in the middle of fucking nowhere (I really do mean the middle of nowhere, as in a place that's borderline rural). It means I wouldn't be able to do the summer con circuit I usually do on the east coast, or bring all my heavy crafting equipment with me.

>> No.9779548

>>9779420
s-sauce?

>> No.9779561

Just got laid off from my dream job, and was panicking thinking I would have to sell my figure and Lolita collection until I realized that I was smart enough to put a good amount into savings so I don't have to worry about it.

I'm just hoping my dream dress doesn't pop up while I'm in between jobs.

>> No.9779563

>>9779539
You're still at this? Do I need to get my tire iron?

>> No.9779565

>>9779563
Girlyhoot plz.

>> No.9779581

>>9779565
>implying
Bruised ulna or not, I will rek you faggot

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9779587

Thinking of cosplaying Winslow and carrying a sign that says ">Shadman" but is this meme widespread enough?

>> No.9779589

>>9779561
Good luck anon! May your DD not pop up until after your third paycheck.

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9779618

>lolita meet
>tea time
>I love tea
>basically drink a whole pot of tea by myself
>brush my teeth afterward in the single-person bathroom b/c tea stains teeth
>comm member sees me walk out with toothbrush/toothpaste in hand
>gives a bewildered look and shames me for being a "weirdo"
>keeps talking about it
>brings it up several meets in a row
Why are they so fixated on my dental care?

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9779619

>tfw meet the rare lolita on campus
>brain pushes me to say hi and compliment her coord
I hope she didn't mind my spaghetti. I get excited seeing someone wearing jfash.

>> No.9779622

i just got dumped out of the blue by the love of my life.

but hey, at least i'll always have my dresses. how many wishlist items am i allowed to buy so i can stop feeling things?

>> No.9779626

>>9779622
As many as your budget allows you. I'm sorry that happened to you, anon. Indulge yourself, just be responsible.

>> No.9779628

>>9779619
She was probably as excited as you were to find another who was genuinely into the fashion (aside from the "hey cute outfit" she probably gets from normies).

>> No.9779633

god these threads should just be renamed as "relationship advice" because that's literally what they are time and time again

>>9779426
this

>> No.9779635

>>9779379
Okay, am I the only one who didn’t read “gay shit” as literal lesbian shit?

Was gonna poke fun for it flying over your head but everyone else seems to think the same so maybe I’m just retarded.

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>decide I'll do all the cosplays I have yearned for (but never created since I was overweight) once I attain a fit body
>(god I want Chun Li's body so so bad)
>(that ass... those legs...)
>(Chun Li, please wait for me...)
>get off lazy fat ass & start using at-home exercise routines
>finally achieve somewhat basic level of fitness after a year of on-and-off exercising
>aw yiss now I feel ready to start lifting
>go to gym
>mfw
Dudes yelling by the bench and screaming & cheering in the squat rack (very enthusiastic!). Dudes gracelessly hammering their feet on the treadmill like their lives depend on it (how are your joints still functional? how has the treadmill not collapsed?). Migraine-inducing music blaring from dudes' phones (what is etiquette). Dudes not-so-subtly looking at women's behinds (creepy!).

Is this just a shit gym or are a lot of gyms like this? I think I'll start saving up for a set of weights instead.

>> No.9779650

>>9779648
It's a shit gym. Maybe try going at a more low-key time?

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>>9779648
Pic related sounds more up your alley

>> No.9779654

>>9779412
Is your dad hot?

>> No.9779655

>>9779648
Just a shit gym, nothing seem normal except the last part sadly.

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>>9779650
Good idea, I didn't even think about a different time. I'm usually confined to a certain time frame due to work, but I'll see if I can shift things around.

>>9779653
>mfw
After spending a fair amount of time on /fit/, I can't tell if this is meant to be an insult or not. Thanks, though.

>>9779655
I dropped 40 lbs during the year of on-and-off exercise thanks to my diet changes, so I haven't really been visible to creepers until now. Is this what it's going to be like from now on? Gross stares and gross men trying to get your attention (catcalls, "compliments", threats) at every turn? I'm glad I'm learning martial arts.

>> No.9779672

>>9779654
He's in good shape for a 50 year old man. He gets often mistaken by someone in his 30s-40s.

>> No.9779691

>>9779648
Try looking for different kinds of gyms. My mom goes to a women only place and I used to go to a community one that was almost exclusively treadmill soccer moms and old people on bikes. I'm sad I moved t b h...

>> No.9779713

>>9779666
I mean, I go to my university's gym and get people ogling me. If you get threats, then yeah, definitely consider changing gyms. Otherwise, just try to avoid the times at which the more obnoxious guys come in.

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9779720

I got into a fender bender today, and depending on how much repairs cost I might have to skip my favorite convention this weekend

I submitted a claim to insurance so hopefully I get some of it covered? I don't know how this works.

>> No.9779721

>>9779720
Whose fault was it? If it was theirs, their insurance should cover the repairs.

>> No.9779725

>>9779618
you're not weird anon, you just have good hygiene. she also probably thinks brushing their teeth more than once a day is weird too

>> No.9779729

>>9779725
I automaticallly assume anyone who brushes their teeth in public either has poor dental health to begin with so they have to be extra cautious or an eating disorder. It's not normal, and it's fucking gross to be brushing your teeth in a public bathroom while other people shit a few feet away. That's not "good hygiene"

>> No.9779736

>>9779729
You brush your teeth in your own bathroom with the shitter a few feet away

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>>9779729
I personally do not do it, but there is various reasons to have to brush your teeth. Like anon mentioned, they are worried about tea stains, perfectly fine. Some people use invisalign (a form of braces) and have to brush their teeth after every meal.

Every human is different. Stop thinking you're superior just because you don't have to brush your teeth or feel the need to brush your teeth after you eat. You're not going to die. It's not like your wiping your toothbrush along the counters and mucking it up before brushing your teeth.

It's probably one of the most petty things I can think of picking on someone for, like how does that sound in your head? "EWww! She's brushing her teeth after she eats! That's SOOO GROSSS!"

Here's your (you) I guess.

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>>9779729
>brush my teeth afterward in the single-person bathroom b/c tea stains teeth
>single-person bathroom
I even stated that the comm member only found out because of the toothbrush/toothpaste in my hand. It's not like I'd brush my teeth and dribble foamy saliva right next to someone washing their hands. No problem with hygiene, either. Brush 2-3 times a day. Mouthwash morning and night. Floss every night. I'd rather not waste my burando bucks on exorbitantly expensive dentist visits, and an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

>> No.9779747

>>9779742
Is your mouth in such poor condition you're going to get cavities from not brushing after literally everything you eat? That's concerning

>> No.9779748

>>9779736
Yes but that's my shit, not the shit of literally every stranger who's been in the room.

>> No.9779751

>Sees lolitas complaining about not many guys doing ouji
>hey I wanna do ouji can I have advice pls
>gets called a poorfag
>ouji suddenly seems less appealing
Ok then

>>9779465
I'm a cosplayer, but I do have a couple nicer quality wigs in natural colors. Would a light brown arda wig work for ouji, or are there special ouji wigs that come from specific sites?
I just keep my hair really short and want something more bishonen

>> No.9779753

>>9779748
So putting your own shit germs in your mouth is ok?

>> No.9779754

>>9779747
They literally just said that the brush their teeth because of tea stains in that instance. Not because they're concerned about cavities, you absolutely mongoloid. Stop shitting on others just because you have terrible dental hygiene.

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9779755

Do you ever look at a post and think, 'Wow, this person must be really fucking bored'?

>> No.9779762

>>9779753
>reaching this hard

Okay, so you clearly can't identify what's going on here. I'm not saying she should dip her toothbrush in a pile of her own shit and scrub away at her teeth with it. I'm saying it's your own germs, stuff that's already in your system vs someone else's shit filled with bacteria you don't have in your system.

>>9779754
Why would they have to go to the dentist because of that then? Fuck off and stop assuming shit. I'm not the one who desperately has to brush my teeth with public bathroom faucet water to ward off cavities.

>> No.9779765

>>9779729
I only ever see poor people do this.

>> No.9779768

>>9779765
Same. I think it's because they can't afford good dental insurance and have to take extreme measures to prevent going to the dentist.

>> No.9779776

>>9779751
Sorry about the salt-chans. I still think you should do it. Just start with more affordable things, like fanplusfriend or secondhand Atelier Boz, or sew yourself. I wish I could help more, but I know next to nothing about ouji.

>> No.9779780

>>9779755
Most posts, including my own

>> No.9779782

>>9779780
>most posts

Speak for yourself and your rotting teeth.

>> No.9779788

>>9779776
Thanks anon. I have 5 years of sewing experience, so might try sewing something simple to see if I like the style before I invest major money into it. Ive seen people shitting on handmade lolita, didn't know if handmade ouji was taboo too.

>> No.9779796

>>9779765
>my moms a dentist
>I can get my teeth fixed whenever I want
>she still encouraged me and my siblings to brush twice a day, and then brush extra after soda, coffee, or tea

Brushing after tea isn't even a cavity thing either. It's a not-shitting-up-your-smile-with-nasty-stains thing.

>> No.9779797

I'm willing to bet my burando that the person behind this teeth-brushing arguement is some disgusting r9k crossboarder who brushes their teeth once a month

>> No.9779799

>>9779796
Sure jan. You know who else brushes their teeth in public bathrooms? Hobos.

>>9779797
>projecting this hard

>> No.9779801

>>9779788
Oh, handmade isn't taboo! Just ugly handmade donw by people who don't know how to pattern or match fabrics. Quick suggestion, maybe look up vintage coat patterns? Or maybe the GLB had ouji patterns? I'm sure the ouji thread on here can help you more.

>> No.9779816

All this talk about brushing teeth got me thinking... Toothbrush print when?

>> No.9779821

>>9779816
How about a printed toothbrush? Do those exist yet?

>> No.9779831

>>9779799

I find it hilarious when people here try to justify their neuroses and it just gets more and more irrational.

>> No.9779832

>>9779831
You're right, trying to see someone justify brushing their teeth in a public bathroom like a homeless person as if it's something normal people do is pretty hilarious.

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>tfw big brother ends up brushing my teeth
Gosh, I just wanted him to introduce me to a friend of his!

>> No.9779836

>>9779832

I'm guessing you're autistic? My apologies, should have never made fun of you.

>> No.9779839

>>9779836
No, but you clearly are. See the joke is, I took your insult, and applied my side of the argument to make you look silly by pointing out how insane it is to voluntarily mimic the behavior of a homeless person.

but you aren't very smart so I understand how a joke is confusing to you.

>> No.9779842

>>9779834
You can feel free to drop me a line any time, honey pie

>> No.9779845

>>9779839

Yup, autistic.

>> No.9779849

>>9779845
>didn't get the joke
>embarrassed they didn't get the joke
>b-better call them autistic again
>th-that'll show em

It's okay anon, we understand you are special :) nobody here is judging you. We're very impressed you type so well!

>> No.9779853

>>9779720
If your car is functional skip repairs.

>> No.9779856

>>9779849

Ok autist.

>> No.9779860

>>9779856
:) I know we've been talking a lot so you probably think we are friends and we can be, but I'm not autistic like you. Isn't it fun how people so different can be friends? Even a complete fucking retard like yourself can be friends with normal people like me.

>> No.9779865

>>9779751
Arda wigs are really great quality and I personally use a lot of their wigs for my lolita. I know natural hair is really popular atm but if you style it right, an Arda wig can look just fine. No idea what styles are popular for ouji currently though, sorry friendo.

>> No.9779866

>>9779860

Awww autist is mad. How cute.

>> No.9779867

>>9779866
Stop projecting

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>>9779587
I love it, anon

>> No.9779871

>>9779867

Aww look it's run out of arguments.

>> No.9779873

both of you kys

>> No.9779874

>two larping robots yelling at each other

>> No.9779875

>>9779871
>continuing to project

You realize you ran out of arguments at >>9779845 and trying to imply that I have is hypocritical, yes?

Oh wait, you probably don't because you're literally retarded.

>> No.9779876

>>9779873
You first.

>>9779874
I don't think you know what larping is, and I don't think you've been on /cgl/ very long if you think this isn't something gulls would do.

>> No.9779878

>two larping robots still yelling at each other

>> No.9779879

>>9779878
>>9779876

>> No.9779880

>>9779875

Whatever you say autist.

>> No.9779881 [DELETED] 

I want the two madwomen to kiss, tongue and all, while they furiously rub each other while exclaiming how autistic the other is. That would be... hot! Ha ha!

>> No.9779883

Man, I just really love lolita.

>> No.9779885 [DELETED] 

>>9779880
I really do hope you get it and you aren't actually this retarded.

>>9779881
Drink paint stripper.

>> No.9779887

>>9779885
Feisty little thing. How about I pour it over the both of you while you two moan about how it's getting all over your brand?

>> No.9779888 [DELETED] 

>>9779881
It's two fat virgins pretending they're girls

>> No.9779889 [DELETED] 

>>9779887
I recognize you're just saying this to try and end the argument because you think it'll somehow deter me but I need you to go ahead and swallow a lit cigarette.

>> No.9779890 [DELETED] 

>>9779888
Stop projecting.

>> No.9779891 [DELETED] 

>>9779889

That wasn't me stop threatening other people jfc.

>> No.9779892 [DELETED] 

>>9779873
I do what I want

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>>9779889
>I recognize you're just saying this to try and end the argument
No, I'm saying this because I'm getting hot and bothered from fantasizing about the argument, you saucy girl. Keep going.

>> No.9779896 [DELETED] 

>>9779885
Maybe you should drink paint, so your teeth can finally be pearly white like mine, stripper

>> No.9779898 [DELETED] 

>>9779891
>threatening

Lel. Go back to tumblr.

>>9779893
I'll buy you a drink with a chaser of bleach so you can enjoy the show then you tiny dicked faggot.

>> No.9779900 [DELETED] 

>>9779896
>thinking my teeth aren't white

They are, and i don't even have to be a disgusting hobo and brush my teeth in public bathrooms for them to be white.

>> No.9779903 [DELETED] 

>>9779898

Well this turned out better than I expected.

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>>9779898
This pleases my inverse pee pee.

>> No.9779928

>>9779721
They were in a white SUV and stopped in the left lane of the highway with no hazard lights on (apparently they'd skidded into a guard rail and that's why they were stopped.) It was snowing and I didn't see their white vehicle from far away. When I noticed that they were stopped I tried stopping, but braking didn't do shit because I hit a patch of black ice. I managed to slow down to like 10mph before I hit them though. And I couldn't swerve into a different lane because there was a semi truck in the right lane and hitting them would have been worse.

So I honestly don't know if it's my fault for hitting them, their fault for being stopped on the highway without their hazard lights on, or the weather's fault. My state has no-fault insurance so I don't know if it even matters.

>> No.9779944

>>9779928
It's your fault

>> No.9779949

tfw you wanna get rawed by a thick muscular jotaro cosplayer but they just dont exist

>> No.9779952

>>9779949
Looks like you're going to have to settle for the fakebois with dragon dildos, buttercup.

>> No.9779955

>>9779587
Shad'll appreciate it

>> No.9779958

wtf is "con crunch"?

>> No.9779962

>>9779928
Call your insurance company if you haven't and report it. Don't assign blame to yourself, tell it like it is, think about each question before you answer because how you describe it will factor into their resolution.

>> No.9779973
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9779973

>lolis arguing over toothbrush etiquette
Honestly, I've seen stranger derails.

>> No.9779981

>>9779958
When you wear the same pair of panties several days in a row at a con and your lady bits juice starts crusting your panties to your pubes. The "crunch" of trying to get the chunks of vag juice, ass sweat, and panty fibers out of your pubes is how it got the name con crunch.

>> No.9779986

>>9779981
>When you wear the same pair of panties several days in a row at a con and your lady bits juice starts crusting your panties to your pubes.
Well, looks like I'm gay now.

>> No.9779991

>>9779958
this belongs in the dumb question thread so sage but

from the expression "it's crunch time", when lots of cons are coming up and you have a lot of work on your cosplay to do that's piling up

>> No.9780025

>>9779883
Man, I just really love cosplay.

>> No.9780052

>>9779952
fuck man, i'll accept that, the issue is more so that none of them are buff. like give me my muscle man, not your skinny androgynous bullshit

>> No.9780064

>>9779742
Put the toothbrush and paste in a plastic baggie and back into your purse and then exit the bathroom you absolute walnut.

>> No.9780245
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9780245

went to a small "con" downstate because a friend got roped into vending and wanted me to come visit
>$15 admission
>sure, why not
>four hours later, in traffic: instant regret
>get to the venue
>shitty windowless shack on a golf course in the middle of nowhere
>oh look, they still haven't finished setting up
>wait 1.5 more hours to get badge
>inside is boiling hot and packed with sweaty nerds
>every attendee would be right at home on People of Walmart
>friend can't leave table, can't hang out until after con, can't talk without boss breathing down her neck
>qt Spider-Gwen hugs me; the only nice part
>only thing in the "game room" corner is an N64 hooked up to a 13-inch tv
>white guy hogging Super Mario 64 keeps screaming "EEEEEEYYYYYYY! I dindu nuffin!"
>get hungry as fuck
>google says the nearest place to get food is a gas station 25 min away
>ask around to see if anyone knows where to get lunch nearby
>"oh, lunch is included with your badge! they're setting up the buffet now!"
>wat
>wander over to "buffet" on far end of room
>a man is making a small pot of vegetarian chili and reheating frozen chicken nuggets on a hot plate.
>give zero fucks at this point, get in line for food
>wait half an hour
>people keep cutting in line
>mob grows restless
>volunteers keep stealing cups of chili and plates of nuggies, so the guy has to keep starting over with more frozen shit
>suddenly horrible smell
>the toilet has flooded and turds have floated into the hall
>children start playing in the toilet water; no parents appear
>rabble rabble rabble
>and then they ran out of food after the first six people were served.
>leave.

at least I got chick-fil-a afterward.

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>tfw your crush likes pepe more than you

>> No.9780269

>>9779796
Brushing after drinking soda damages your enamel even more than just drinking soda alone. If your mother were a good dentist she’d tell you to stay away from soda entirely.

>> No.9780275

>>9779446
Wrongo boyo, we're third

>> No.9780277

>>9779991
This one, not elementary chan trying to be cute over there.

>> No.9780281
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9780281

I finally decided to do something about my life and stop dressing like some nerd in loose clothes and shirts.
I finally got courage to start clothing pretty, girly.
Yesterday I got a package with few casual lolita/jfash dresses, skirts, etc. As I'm on the tall side (5'10") none really hit my knees, but I didn't think much of it. Then I got to try on a one piece, more of a long blouse with mini skirt and long sleeves. It didn't fit me in the upper area, the sleeves were not only short, but also really tight, the chest was too small, and I don't even have big breasts.
My smile and happiness were gone. I took it off, I sat down. I never felt this awful in my life. I don't know what happened with me, but I grabbed a rope and tied it into a noose. I looked at it for a while and then promptly untied it. I'm scared of myself, I never behaved like this, I fear for my life. Why do I have to hate myself so much? What do I do?

>> No.9780288

>>9780281
Jesus, anon. If this is how something not fitting (which is a pretty common occurrence for any tall lolita) makes you feel, maybe you should use your money to get some therapy before getting into jfashion. Clothes are not worth hurting yourself over.

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9780289

>moving in with cosplay bro or making plans to
>awesome cosplay, anime, vidya, etc shenanigans to be had
>we haven't discussed who gets the master bedroom
I'll die alone and he has a gf so I know he'll make that argument. I'll probably have to say whoever gets the master bedroom has to pay more, since I make more money.

It's a shitty thing to do though. Guess I'm a bad person.

>> No.9780337

>>9780281
Have you run into this problem before with western clothing? (I'm guessing yes since you're tall?) it sounds like you have a lot of insecurity which you previously pushed aside, rushed into jfashion , and got really upset once you found out something didn't fit
And it's fine if something doesn't fit you, there's nothing wrong with your body just the clothing is too small (you could always resell it try lacemarket/depop/etsy)
Next time take measurements of your body so you could prevent this!
Good luck!

>> No.9780351
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9780351

>Long-term bf just broke up with me
>At a convention trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute guy is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at him and wave a little
>go back to playing my Vita
>look up to see him sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodgirl.jpg
>he was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at his pecs as he’s talking
>start to get wet
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see him breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide his hand to my zipper
>he unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask him to marry me
>mfw he said no

>> No.9780353

>>9780281
Your way of thinking is seriously messed up. Get some help, stat.

>> No.9780356

>>9780281
You're almost ten inches taller than the average Japanese girl, no shit their clothing won't automatically fit you. Sell all the stuff that didn't fit so it doesn't lay around making you more miserable and use the money to try again. Memorize your actual body measurements and double-check everything before buying online instead of indiscriminately buying whatever you think is cute. A lot of us have to deal with this. Take it as a learning experience.
>t. anon with 39" shoulders and orangutan arms

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>>9780351
woo, fanny pack in lolita sounds fun

>> No.9780385

>>9780275
So what are the others? /an/ and /soc/?

>> No.9780393

>>9780385
/ck/ and /mu/

>> No.9780399

>>9780393
>/mu/
no
I refuse to believe this

>> No.9780400

>Make a friend at Anime Expo last year have a really good time
>Anime Expo was probably a once in a life thing for me, but because it was so fun I'm trying to pull together funds for it

...

>New friend, who always talks about how she wants to see me again, totally dodges the question about getting a hotel together
>Girl I roomed with last year's financial situation has drastically changed and she probably can't go
>Only other person I can think of lives in LA so doesn't want to get a room (i dont get it, the traffic would be bad enough to justify it imo)

I really. really. really don't want to room with randoms, or pay for the entire bill myself. I know the con is far away but I'm a really anxious person, so.

>> No.9780401

>>9780393
>/ck/
Has this been verified somehow or is it based on the stereotype that cooking is for wimmens?

>tfw /ck/ is often cited as one of the chillest boards by the same crossboarders complaining that /cgl/ is awful because it's full of girls

>> No.9780410

>>9780401
About 75% of the board is housewives sharing recipes, the other 25 is alcoholics and fat fucks

>> No.9780415

>>9780289
Why does it matter if he has the master bedroom? Is there nowhere else you can sleep comfortably / put a bed? Honestly it does make more sense that he'd have the big bed for if his girlfriend stays over. If you need closet space for cosplays you can just ask.

>> No.9780418

>>9780275
>>9780385
>>9780393
I would place my bets on /u/ in the first place.
/ck/ is full of burger eaters and most serious cooks are male anyway.
/soc/ maybe, but it's pretty much equal. /adv/ could be similar.
Maybe /cm/ or /y/ considering fujos and yaoists?

>> No.9780422

>>9780415
Because typically in that situation whichever roommate gets more space or more benefits like a private bathroom pays more for it. That's the fair way

I'd hate to spend an extra $150 for my roommate to get more space and a private bathroom just because I make more than him.

>> No.9780424

friend on 2 years has liked about almost every aspect of her life

i wish she trusted me more, i feel like i hardly know her anymore

>> No.9780425

>>9780410
>75% housewives sharing recipes
Do you even browse /ck/?

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>>9780281
This is a feel that hits home cause I've had a similar experience recently. I bought some cute jfash dresses online and when I got them and tried them on, I just felt so terrible cause I looked like shit. The cuts didn't suit me and I just looked so... big. I asked for measurements and stuff from the sellers before placing the orders so they all fit me fine, but I just hate the way I look. On the plus side, it's at least pushed me to exercise more in an attempt to look even slightly better than I do now.

>> No.9780432

>>9780415
Because if I'm going to live somewhere new for the next 5+ years I want the master bedroom. If not I don't want to pay the same amount as someone who does have it.

>> No.9780436

>>9779666
It's an insult. Fuck planet fitness.

>> No.9780439

>Get to go live in Japan for study abroad year at university
>Excited to finally achieve a dream I've had for years
>Don't want to be seen as an obnoxious weeb who only went to Japan for "the animes and harajuku fashion"

>> No.9780440

>>9780281
You’re fucking stupid if this is how you react. Maybe grab that rope and finish what you started, moron.

>> No.9780444

>>9780424
How did you discover that?

>> No.9780458

>Small city in my state is only known for having the state's largest prison.
>There's literally just the prison, a community college, an "events center", houses/apartment where all the prison employees and their families live, and some restaurants and gas stations.
>A one-day convention gets scheduled in this city.
>Friend gets an artist alley booth there, asks me and another friend if we want to come with him.
>Surewhynot
>It's a 3-hour drive away.
>We get to the city and its sketch as fuck.
>Run-down roads, tons of closed stores, and a "prison area do not pick up hitchikers" sign every 1/4 mile.
>"Events center" used to be an office building.
>It has 10 floors, and the convention is spread out on the first 6.
>Of course the artists alley is on the 6th floor.
>Elevators are fucked up.
>We have to carry my friends shit up the stairs.
>After we get his booth set up, he tells me and friend that we can go enjoy the con.
>Badges are $25 per person.
>Friend fucks off to the tabletop room after we get our badges, and I wander the con alone.
>Con actually has some unique special guests.
>Autographs are $20 and photos are $40 ea.
>Wtf I thought small cons were supposed to be cheap.
>There's jackshit else to do.
>Finally find a group of cosplayers from the same fandom as me to walk around the con with.
>Get hungry pretty quickly walking up and down all those stairs.
>There's no food at con.
>Car belongs to friend stuck in AA.
>Theres a Wendy's 3 or 4 blocks away.
>Ask group if they want to go with me.
>Everyone's too chickenshit to walk around outside the convention center.
>They're horrified when I say I'm going to walk to Wendy's alone.
>Walking outside of the con and people are leering and rolling down their car windows to yell at me.
>Make it a block away from the convention center when I get a horrible, 6th sense feeling of danger and decide to go back.
>Eat chips and soda from the vending machines at the con.

At least the toilets didn't overflow lol.

>> No.9780461

>>9780458 was supposed to be a reply to >>9780245 saying sorry that happened, small-town cons are weird as fuck. Not sure why first sentence got delet.

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>>9779446
Never been to /d/?

>> No.9780541

>>9780458
Louisiana?

>> No.9780679
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My boyfriend is fucking up cosplay for me. We're both into the hobby but he's in a lot deeper than me despite the 4+ years experience I have on him. It's gotten to a point where he's up in my business constantly, and not just with helpful comments; criticisms, nit picking, fabric choices, ebay links to wigs he thinks I need to get. If I have a different option in mind he makes a point to make me feel like I'm being the biggest idiot in the world by not listening to his opinion. It's like he think's he's the director of MY cosplay-- he plans the whole thing out and lectures me on how do every aspect. He takes my patterns away while I'm working on them and repatterns them himself. And honestly it would be one thing if he wanted to just dress me up like a doll or whatever but I'm doing all of the stitching and paying for all of the materials. Look even if I suck at it, just let me enjoy my shit.

Yes I've told him to fuck off several times and no I don't always buy/do what he suggests. His constant hovering and "suggestions" in the name of me "doing better" is seriously wearing me thin though, I don't spend all this time and energy just to be like "I sewed this together but that's it."

>> No.9780680

>>9780289
I don't think that's shitty. It's pretty commonplace for the person who stays in the largest bedroom to pay more when the apartment is set up in such a way.

>> No.9780683

>>9780289
Also, if his girlfriend is frequently staying overnight then he should rightfully pay more if only for the water bill alone.

>> No.9780687
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9780687

>>9780281
I don't think I need to touch on how stupid you are, but as someone taller than you here are my tips:

Long sleeves wont work for you, ever. Long sleeves are now 3/4 sleeves, and you meant for them to look like that, okay?
Underskirts, if you like the look.
Your legs will look super elegant in anything, don't be afraid to wear heels to elongate them even more.
To add onto this, flat shoes make big feet look like boats, heels are your friend anyways.
Stop being a lil bitch.
Look up dress lengths beforehand and see where things will fall on your body so you can avoid feeling like you're going to off yourself (whY???) whenever something doesn't fit.
As long as you're not obese you should look fine. If you're overweight, cut back on the junk so you can fit better, but that goes for all heights, really.
No one's going to kill you if you have a few inches of thigh on show. Sure some old-fashioned anons might piss their pants, but in reality who gives a fuck?
If you think your tits are a problem, wear a minimiser bra, or get shapewear. But ribs exist, and you can't change those, so accept that (please don't poke them in with a too-tight corset).
Be prepare to be disappointed when things don't look right, because it'll happen. But then make it work for you, there's always a way.
Also something I haven't tried yet, if you can: make dresses that don't fit into skirts. that way you can make it sit exactly on your waist.

Yeah anyways suck it up, stop crying, be like bear grylls and ADAPT.

>> No.9780688

>>9780679
If you haven't already, point out that you'll never learn unless you fail. If he's constantly dictating what you do, you'll never have the opportunity to improve yourself.

>> No.9780690

>>9780687
NAYRT but I like the cut of your jib, friend.

>> No.9780691 [DELETED] 

>>9780281
Yeah, you should being feeling suicidal. The average height of a Japanese girl is 5'2", and that's an average factoring in the freakishly tall people in the country. There's nothing wrong with your body, but you're buying clothing designed with really short people in mind. You'll just have to be extra careful with measurements, and realize there is some apparel you cannot buy.

>> No.9780692

>>9780281
Yeah, you shouldn't be feeling suicidal. The average height of a Japanese girl is 5'2", and that's an average factoring in the freakishly tall people in the country. There's nothing wrong with your body, but you're buying clothing designed with really short people in mind. You'll just have to be extra careful with measurements, and realize there is some apparel you cannot buy.

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>>9780687
Good post, anon.

>> No.9780698

>>9779618
I don't think it's weird to brush your teeth after each meal but I do advise maybe checking out those wisp things by colgate vs carrying toothpaste and toothbrushes around.

>> No.9780702

>>9780418
I used to be quite active on /cm/ and assumed it was all girls there but now I'm pretty sure it's actually majority gay guys, "straight" guys and occasionally girls. /soc/ and /adv/ do seem like they'd be 50/50 although the way girls get jumped on /soc/ makes me think it's more likely to be something like at least 60/40.

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>>9780687
10/10 Good ass post

>> No.9780720

>>9780281
To add to >>9780687's excellent post, please watch this for some extra tips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHMpXGg8-HI
And like some other anons said, please seek treatment. I understand feeling like shit when cute clothes don't fit but this isn't a normal reaction at all. Take care of yourself mentally and physically, learn from the mistakes you've made when you bought these pieces and use the money you get when you sell them to buy new pieces that will fit you better.
You can be cute too, I promise.

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>>9780705
>>9780694
>>9780690
thank you dear anons

Also another thing I have to add to you, >>9780281, is that one of the things I like about lolita is that is was not designed for girls with my body (182cm), and part of the fun is finding things that work for me.

Also my apologies for the huge walls of text. Would a tall/plus size general be helpful for anyone else here? I have a few more tips but I don't really want to clog up this thread.

>> No.9780753

I'm a step dad to a little girl who adores me, but she just sucks so much fucking money away because her birth father keeps taking us to court

>sometimes I just hold her face in my hands and whisper "you cost me so much manga money, you know that?"

>> No.9780760
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9780760

>mfw some incel fatty-chan ita says that Misako is a "busted old biddy"

>> No.9780772
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9780772

Noose anon here. First of all, thank you everyone for both words of comfort, kindness, but also worry.

>>9780337
>>9780356
The reason of my discomfort was that I haven't ran into such problem before. I'm tall, but very slim. I have to admit I was always wearing loose clothes, and I was fitting in unisex S and M loose. When looking for pants, I had to either find XS or even XXS to not fall off me, but then also worry about length. Thankfully my mom is a seamstress, so she was always able to narrow bigger size for me and I never paid attention to my exact sizes.
Before buying my first lolita I was extensively measuring myself, but there's only as much as I can check myself. I had the biggest trouble with being sure of my shoulders, but I was pretty sure that I was S. Trying on the unfortunate dress was like hitting against the wall of reality. But I faced it again. I'm pretty sure I'm 35.5 cm, but the dress is mere 32.5 cm. I called my mom a while ago to help me make sure what size of clothing I should wear, and we both got to the conclusion that I'm size S.
I should note, I don't have ED.

I indeed have a lot of insecurities, but not fitting clothes in size wasn't one of them. I never really cared about looking good, or being pretty, and I'm already in my 20s. I'm yet to learn to use make-up beyond foundation. I finally can care for my hair. Sadly my breasts are small, and I think my face could be prettier, but that I will somehow get used to.

>>9780687
I'm proud of my height, and measurements. After being sad at first, I looked up fashion models' sizes. Turns out I'm not that much different, they also are tall with wide shoulders.
I didn't know that about flat shoes. I'm already learning to wear heels, now I want to wear them often.
I'm really slim, but I think I still could cut a little in the waist, if I took better care of myself.
My boobs are a problem, but it's more about lack of them…
I will do my best! I will adapt!
Thank you.

>> No.9780775

>>9780753
This is going to fuck her up pretty bad in the long run if you do it often enough/loud enough for her to hear it.

>> No.9780777

>>9780772
Anon you probably don't need to cut anything, your measurements seem fine. If anything you really don't have it too bad at all. Look up Chokelate, she's probably similar to you, and she fits brand just fine. If you're buying cheap chinese crap from AE then you're going to run into problems because they don't have shirring and will be small regardless if you can fit. Looking on it now, you're in a fine position, and you were definitely being overdramatic. If you're in fashion model measurements you can probably fit unshirred things, which a lot of tall girls can't.

What style do you wear/want to wear, may I ask?

>> No.9780783

>>9780753
>stepdad
Gross, stepmoms are cute but stepdad are just nasty

>> No.9780785

>>9780775
Lighten up.

>> No.9780820

>>9780785
>thinks telling a child repetitively that if they didn't exist that you'd have more money for hobbies is a good idea

the kid is going to have major self esteem issues.

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>>9780288
>>9780353
>>9780720
I will try to seek help. I already promised someone I won't hurt myself, and I treat this very seriously.
I'm still not that happy about myself, but measuring the dress opened my eyes that the dress really wasn't for me, and it wasn't problem with my body.
This wasn't really good day for me, the mood swings didn't help either, and I was really over-optimistic before trying the dress on.
>>9780337
>>9780356
>>9780428
>>9780692
This was really my fault, as I didn't ask about the measurements of the dress. I knew that it would fit me in bust with a safe margin, and that it was kinda short.
The dress in question was MILK, and it was my first item with sleeves.
I fit quite well in JSKs, I had one previously in size S-M. I think it made me let my guard down. I also have no problems with skirts, so I knew that I would be fine there.
I measured the MILK dress today, and it has barely 32.5 cm in shoulders, and the sleeves are only 55 cm (it would work maybe as 3/4, if it weren't way too tight).
>>9780687
The dress is totally unsuited for a skirt, but now I think I might remove sleeves and turn it into a JSK. Or maybe cutting them above elbows would be enough, hmm.

>>9780777
I don't think I have any style yet. I'm leaning towards solids, simple patterns and not many prints. I thought I would wear classic and blacks, but turns out my first piece was a shiro JSK with fancy print.
I'm yet to debut in my first coord, too, as I'm still waiting for my petti and blouses to arrive.

>> No.9780828

>>9780820
depends on how old the kid is. a baby/toddler is not going to give a single shit and will just giggle its ass off if you say 'you're costing daddy manga money' if a silly voice

but yeah, if she's older than ~2.5, cut it out

>> No.9780902

Man I really love lolita, and by extension, I really love trying different substyles of lolita.
Respect to the people who stick to one substyle hardcore, but I just can't do it, I love them all!
At risk of sounding cringey I love being able to be a sweet cupcake one day, a classic maiden the next, and a gothic creepy doll the day after that. I'm just so happy right now and I really really love lolita!

>> No.9780959

>>9780746
As another tall anon a tall general would be amazing if you made it.

>> No.9781022
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9781022

>mfw friendzoned by my step-brother
I dressed up as Shimakaze for nothing.

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>>9781022

Why tf were you persuing your step-brother anyway

>> No.9781039

Man I just really love lolita

>> No.9781064

Cosplay was a mistake

2D > 3D

>> No.9781102

>>9781032
Gotta live that anime dream

>> No.9781108

>>9781032
He is a good boi.

>> No.9781164

>>9781102
>step
Never gonna make it

>> No.9781205

Is it an asshole move to feel you’re drifting from your partner because they have less tertiary education than you?

I have two bachelor degrees in the ten years since we graduated high school, he’s not finished any of the degrees he’s started and now he has a big hole in his CV where he’s basically worked retail when he was excluded from university.

Lately it’s been grating because I’ll try and have a conversation with him about design, about movie trailers, you name it, only to be cut off with “you’re overthinking it.” I’m starting to think that we have less and less to talk about that isn’t superficial stuff like groceries and dog videos.

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>>9781205
>tertiary education
>two bachelor degrees
>about design, about movie trailers

>> No.9781219

>>9781205
Looks like you just think your better than him cuz he had to work instead of goof off on campus.

>> No.9781220

>>9781205
design and movie trailers are pretty superficial compared to a lot of other topics anon.

>> No.9781223

>>9780902
Huge problem to me to be honest. I'd like to stick to gothic only, so I could maintain cohesive wardrobe where all the things work nice together, but sometimes I cling to sweet or classic dresses, that means I have no basic stuff to compliment them.

>> No.9781230

>>9781205
>>9781219
I think they just meant that as in general amongst other things.

Unless that is what they want to talk about in that case I'd play devil's advocate and say that their bf is probably annoyed that they want to have a philosophical discussion about something that really isint that deep.

You probably sound like that Tumblr blog that overanalyzes every episode of Steven universe.

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>Be me
>Drop hundreds on full Thomas Bangalter costume
>Spend 7+ months building, sanding, gathering parts, tools, and planning
>LEDs to go in helmet malfunction
>Circuit Boards controlling said LEDs heat up but don't send signals to board
>Custom Jacket is arriving late
>No word from Chroming shop on date to receive helmet
>And the stain in my boots won't come out no matter how many times they're polished

>> No.9781251

>>9781250
The helmet LED's are going to be some real shit if you aren't experienced with it. Pic of board and helmet interior?

>> No.9781260

>>9779928
Whatever you do, don't immediately claim responsibility.

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>>9781251

I haven't got the helmet, but here's the board(s).

This is the board in question, and that little black pronged thing is the heatsink.

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>>9781262

And this is the rest of the set up.

>> No.9781266

>>9781262

I misspoke, it's the voltage regulator. I think it's connected to the heatsink.

>> No.9781270

>>9781262
>>9781264
Is this one of your first major soldering projects?=S

>> No.9781271

>>9781270

Yep. It was going fine until I added the control boards and the leds.

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>>9780281
>clothes don't fit
>better kms
Bit of an overreaction, no?

>> No.9781281

>>9781264
What's the brown-ish shiny wire you're using to hook the LEDs up? Please don't tell me it's bare copper.

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>>9781271
List of concerns:
I'm making the assumption most of this was not pre-assembled.

Surface pad IC
Unsure if the pad mounted IC in #1 is mounted to all connections properly since they're pretty difficult to get right, even with experience. They're also very easy to damage without using proper technique. You can youtube SMD package soldering and decide which method is easiest for you to use.

DIP sockets
Unless it came already mounted in #2, or if space was of a concern, the 24 pin should have been mounted in a DIP socket. Generally anything other than 6-pin IC's you should socket, since it can save you massive headaches later and prevents damaging the IC's if you're inexperienced. It's more preference than necessity, but also makes DIY easier to troubleshoot.

Through hole wiring technique
There are best practices for how the wiring should be done in #3, and you may want to use a 5 cable ribbon if possible. If how the boards end up fitting into the helmet is rather complex, I'd recommend you look into right angle wire-to-board connectors. Wire stress would greatly concern me during the final mounting into the helmet.

LED spacing
Not sure how the LED's are being assembled but you can use a printed sheet and a hole puncher on posterboard to get complex shapes and curves for mounting sets of LED's together.

There are a bunch of people on /diy/ that would be willing to give (better) advice too.

Also I'm not trying to hate, just making the observation your technique in general looks rather poor. There's plenty of help and information out there though. Best of luck anon, sorry it's being a big PITA for you.

>> No.9781287

>>9780959
Awesome, I'll get to that.

>> No.9781300

>>9779426
>total of 110%

American education, everyone

>> No.9781308

>>9779648
Go to a normie gym with lunk alarms, free pizza and judgement free zones. Those are made for women.

A real gym has noise in it, If you can't get over it and focus on your workout you're not gonna make it anyways.

>> No.9781309

>>9781300
nayrt but that's 100, tard.
75+10=85
85+10=95
95+5=100

>> No.9781310

>>9781300
Gay guys and trannies aren't mutually exclusive but your math is also wrong.

>> No.9781313

>>9781309
That's not how percentages work, dumb american fattie disgusting pig

>> No.9781314

>>9781313
Not american but I'm pretty sure 100% = 100. Please do explain how you think percentages work, if you're that smart.

>> No.9781328

>>9779765
>>9779768
I smell Americans. Leave it to you to shame poor or anything semi-quasi-fractionally associated with the poor. Cunts.

>> No.9781337

>>9781205
Sounds like it isn't so much about his tertiary education as it is about him being an unambitious. That's a pretty big deal anon, having mismatched ambition in life or career is reason to at the very least sit yourself down and consider your own priorities.

>> No.9781355

>>9781281
Looks like it might be enameled copper wire

>> No.9781356

>>9779648
>hype gym
>hollaring and cheering to encourage others
>everyone giving their 100%
Sounds like a gem desu

>> No.9781358

>>9779751
Definitely look into second hand or auctions on y!j and mbok.jp etc brands like Aatp, BPN, Boz
Here's a good search term list https://frozen-yjapan.livejournal.com/567.html

>> No.9781361

>>9781356
Aside from the creeping, maybe. However I agree with the first anon, I wouldn't like to go to a gym like that. I don't like it when everyone's super noisy and overenthusiastic, because I find it intimidating. But hey, that's just me.

>> No.9781400

>>9779622
update on this
was sad and applied for a local porn studio and used my insta as reference.

they said they would pay more and handle cleaning costs if i wore one of my coords for the porn. i don't know how to feel.

>> No.9781403

>>9781400
Anon why did you do that? It won't make you feel better

>> No.9781404

>>9781400
That's a good move if you don't want to have a functional relationship for the rest of your life.

>> No.9781407

>>9779622
>>9781400
How long were you together with the love of your life?

>> No.9781408

>>9781400
>Gets dumped
>Better become a porn star!
How do you make that jump?

>> No.9781411

>>9781403
>>9781408
People do stupid and irrational things to feel loved after a hurtful breakup. Porn may be her way of making her feel like someone wants her. It's a bad idea she will regret though. Don't do it. Or if you do it, link it here later because I've never seen Lolita porn and wouldn't mind spanking one out to it. Your call.

>> No.9781425

>>9781411
>I've never seen Lolita porn
It exists, I can recall one video at least and it wasn't very sexy if that's what you're looking for, but it was cute.

>> No.9781426

>>9781425
Most "lolia" porn I see is a fucking cheap maid outfit. Never seen anything with a legitimately good coordinate.

>> No.9781431

>>9781426
I don't remember too well but I think the one video I have in mind featured a brand coord in pink and white, possibly Baby.

>> No.9781473

>>9779414
>lolita is a fashion focused on a type of female beauty and clothing which is actively unattractive to most men.

Where the fuck do people get this idea from?
How many >tfw no lolita gf posts does it take to end this myth?

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>>9781473
>most men
We're talking about on average here guy.

>> No.9781479

>>9781473
Those are lesbians anon

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>>9781473
You do realize most people that post "tfw no lolita gf" are also girls right

>> No.9781501

>>9781480
No, those are filthy crossboarders

>> No.9781502

>>9781400
Do it, porn is a hard business to get into and thrive unless you can fill a niche.
I'll support you if you end up at it.
Make a lewd af Twitter, best way rn to build a fanbase

>> No.9781531

>>9781400
as a woman who previously was in prostitution:
don't do it
it nearly broke me

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>>9781531
Sorry anon, made me think of the 'Milage on a hoe' bit Chappelle did
If you only goid for 199 fucks don't go for the 200
As a porn star though, if she pushes for agency over her sets, it's nothing like prostitution.
Read all the contracts girl, don't be charmed into agreeing to something you can't handle.

>> No.9781538

>>9781531
I'm sure you don't want to talk about it but was it by choice or were you trafficked?

>> No.9781549

>>9781531
porn /= prostitution

Both have upsides and bad sides

>> No.9781562

>>9781400
>local porn studio
>local

girl, if you don't live in Cali, you are likely selling yourself so short. might as well send nudes to your local tv station.

also, no way this isn't fake because dedicated lolitas don't do porn.
if you go through with it, we'll unfortunately see it blasted all over CGL. might as well start preparing for global comm social suicide, and permanent nicknames like 'Cakefucker'...

fuckfriends and rebounds are miiiiles above doing porn after a break up.
better to enjoy yourself privately, or buckle down and grieve until you find healing at the end.

>> No.9781577

>>9781400
Don't be an idiot. Dating sites exist for a reason, and if you're looking for a quick fuck, tinder is your best bet.

Not sure if this is a whole money thing, but if you're that good that they want to pay extra just based on IG photos, get a sugar daddy.

>> No.9781588

I'm so upset, but really trying to play it like it's no big deal so I don't beat the shit out of myself...
but saw listing for a great set yesterday. could BIN but there's 6 days left with one bid.
thinking all night about whether I should buy it and spend 30 more bucks, or just bid war.
Come into work this morning to find I fucked up cuz someone did the smart thing and fucking bought it for BIN price.

>literally snoozed and then lost
I'm trying so hard not to kick my own ass.......

>> No.9781646

>>9781588
How does one...literally beat the shit out of themselves? Like. What.

>> No.9781651

>>9781646
Have you ever scene Fight Club?

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>>9781400
Please, please, please don't do it, you will ruin your life. I've had two people close to me make that decision, a cousin and an ex girlfriend and they are disasters. The quick money isn't worth it, the damage to your body isn't worth it, good men turning away when they learn about it isn't worth it. I don't care if you're religious or don't care about moral qualms, I have watched it ruin the lives of two women I care a great deal about.

>> No.9781655

>>9781651
I doubt you have the bones to do it without pulling your punches.

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I finally flirted sucessfully, holy shit.

>basically, she's a cosplayer who's part of my group. We're pretty big in numbers and all. We have a Whatsapp group
>she often doesn't chat in there because her phone is shit and freezes often. I know that because i've met her a couple times and she told me that
>and then she showed up, we started chatting in the group
>we have this event where you can set up barracks and sleep, it's kind of part of this traditional I.T./gaming event. It's one of the biggest nerd events in my country
>people bookmark barrack spots months before the event
>so we're talking about the event, how I had problems getting my invite and how I couldn't attend it
>I thank her for providing me with some info such as locker rooms, dressing room size, staff behavior, etc
>and then she goes like "Yeah, let's go all together, next year I wanna camp up"
>"It's gonna be a whole lot better, they kinda do parties at night there"
>Then my group's leader steps up and says "Flirting apart, who's gonna come up on X event?"
>we both go silent, but the deed is done
>mfw she's pretty hot, and is also very nice
>mfw myself and her are the only singles in the group and everyone thinks we're going to get together at some point

The spaghetti side of the Force is so strong with me.

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Every time I have any new lolita clothes arrive, I always sing weird little songs while I open the packages. My favourites are "Happy Brand Day to Me" and "Feliz Brand-idad".

>> No.9781726

>>9781719
That's adorable.

>> No.9781732

>>9781726
cringy*

>> No.9781735

>>9781732
Ah yes how dare she do silly things in her own home? Clearly she should aspire to impress complete strangers on the interbutts lest she be labeled cringy by some unwashed weeaboo.

>> No.9781740

>>9781735
Someone's getting pretty defensive

>> No.9781742

>>9781735
Correct. If you can't even impress a smelly weeb you won't get far in life.

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>>9781735
>unwashed weeaboo
that was tough, lol

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>>9781740
shut up and let people enjoy things

>> No.9781749

>>9781746
>stop posting because you don't like something I like

How about you kys?

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As the person who posted >>9781719, I'm flattered that >>9781726 finds it adorable and completely understand why >>9781732 finds it cringy. I'm not going to stop doing it, of course. No need to argue, it's just a silly habit.

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I spent three days straight exploring Second Life instead of messaging buyers and sending packages. I'm sorry
Why is human contact in any form so exhausting?

>> No.9781801

>>9781704
You're gonna make it, bro.

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>>9780440

>> No.9781816

>>9781757
>not doing the mail song from blues clues

Fucking pleb

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>>9781816
Holy shit how did I never think of this. Next package I get anon, I swear.

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>>9781562
>implying /cgl/ isn't mostly composed of lonelitas who have no comm to create scandal with

>>9781704
I don't get how this is flirting? Grats to you, but I can't catch a hint of flirtatious intent from either side of that convo. Next time invite her to the party directly, this is the kind of vagueness that gets so many guys burned and feel "led on." Reminds me of the time someone thought I liked him because I agreed to share a hotel room with him (and his other buddies).

Anyway, good luck. All I have to say is be more assertive and less vagueness with your intentions. Bringing up a party randomly without specifically asking her out to it isn't going to really do much unless you're trying to do a slow build up to asking her directly.

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>>9781819
This anon sacrificed their time to post this so the rest of us could find de way.
Thank you for your service, pic for attention

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>>9781819
For someone who has literally zero experience with girls (and previous flirtations have gone very wrong due to that), I have chosen to do indeed a slow build up, since previously i've been too 'fast'. I'm trying to learn with my mistakes and do something right.

She gets a lot of attention on her social media as a pretty famous local cosplayer so I really think being slow is good.

I probably didn't word it correctly but SHE invited me to share a barrack with me at the event, and to go at the party that usually happens there. I never mentioned it.

>>9781801
Thank you bro.

>> No.9781882

>>9781284

Thanks for the help, Anon. As soon as I've got some free time, I'm going to resolder everything and see if that solves my woes.

If not, I'm gonna remove the voltage regulator and see what happens.

>> No.9781891

>>9781284

Come to think of it, I believe I have the wrong resistors mounted in the boards. along the control board (1), there should be 2 1k ohm resistors, but the color code shows that these are 1 ohm resistors. Same thing for the matrix boards, boards (3 and 4), they've got the wrong reisistance. I'll replace them and report back.

>> No.9781954

>>9781549
both are having sex with a man you don't desire because you need the money

>> No.9781955

>>9781954
porn doesn't necessarily entail having sex with a man or anyone except yourself

>> No.9781980

>>9781400
Don't do something you may regret. I suggest you take a week long break and rethink if you really want to go through with it.

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TFW you fart at a con and your boyfriend tells everybody that he did it

>> No.9781995

>>9781985
well i gotta give the larpers credit for branching out i guess. this time it's COSPLAYERS farting

>> No.9782000

>>9781954
Same goes for marriage sometimes. Just amount of men makes the difference.

>> No.9782006

>>9781985
Marry him.

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>be wheelchair bound for life
>mfw I'll never do most of the cosplays I want

>>9781995
Do girls really fart at these things or is it just a meme?

>> No.9782028

>>9782026
course girls fart at those things, girls fart everywhere. natural gastrointestinal processes don't magically disappear just because you're at a con

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>>9782026

Anon, don't let weelchairs stop you from cosplaying.

>> No.9782062

>>9782026
I can see it being an issue for bulky mecha suits and the like but honestly >>9782043 is right and you can wear whatever. If you’re skilled with crafts you can even rig up the chair some to match the character. There are a decent amount of wheelchairbound characters in them selves (nunally, barb gordon) but I don’t think it’s a big deal to just dress as whomever

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>>9782043
>these fucking al bhed

>> No.9782066

>>9782062
Considering how people openly talk to each other here and how they act behind everyones back at cons its smart from Wheelanon to think about this twice.
Sure no one will attack you openly, thats not how the scene works but shit gets nasty from time to time.

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After years of depression and whatnot, im finally getting on the bright side of life
Started caring about myself more, want to have a consistent skincare routine, go for walks/jogging multiple times a week, clean around more at home, actually care about what i eat and focus on healthy food (trying to get rid of depression fat) and so on
Maybe its because im already in my 20's and dont want my life to go to waste but im still so damn proud of myself for somehow having my shit together and trying to better myself

Cant wait to wear burando and feel amazing when im back in shape and life is good

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I've been dieting and exercising for cosplay because I feel stupid as fuck being an ~asian gril~ but not being stick thin and having skinny legs worthy of being Hot Dogs Or Legs. But man, when I see pictures of other people (especially if they're trying to lose weight as well) who have a "flat" stomach (some people have flat stomachs but still don't really look "skinny"... does that make sense?) but are shorter AND heavier than me I just feel so jealous. I think I'm skinnyfat because wearing clothes I look alright since I'm actually a "healthy weight" but I've got a gut which gets even worse throughout the day/with bloating, and it never went away even when I was underweight for a bit. I'm just so upset that I can't do midriff-showing cosplays nor do my abs have any indication of making themselves seen any time soon.

>> No.9782073

>>9781230
Yeah I chose some bad examples, but it’s kind of like he cuts off all attempts at any kind of thoughtful conversation other than “I want to do this thing, we need more groceries, when are your work days this week” that kind of thing.

It’s probably more like >>9781337 is saying. Maybe we just need to sit down and have a conversation about our priorities, that can fall by the wayside in LTRs. He’s trying to get into uni again but if he’s left it so long and doesn’t have a good academic history maybe it’s worth talking through alternatives, since he’s feeling a bit directionless.

Thanks for the kick up the ass to talk to him instead of a board.

>> No.9782075

>>9782069
The way you talk about bloating makes me wonder- have you talked to your doctor about getting checked out for IBS or coeliac? I got put on a gluten free diet by my doctor even though I’m not coeliac, and I was sure it’d be bullshit, but it cut down my after-meal bloating and belly pudge significantly.

>> No.9782078

Recently I've been trying to talk to my bf about my interest in sweet lolita, but he said "people dressing up as walking candy stores look fucking retarded and are dumb as fuck"
Asked him what if I wore that, he still said it would be dumb af

Told him I don't need his opinion for enjoying something I like, but I still feel really discouraged from that. Lolita fashion seems like something I'd enjoy having as a hobby but him being so negative about it would affect a lot, since we live together

I'd just want him to be happy that I finally take interest in dressing as something else than a hobo and be supportive

>> No.9782079

>>9782075
Well shit, guess I'll have to go see a doctor and stop eating gluten in the meantime. Thanks a bunch.

>> No.9782085

>>9782067
So nice to hear that, really glad it turned out for better, anon :3

>> No.9782087

>>9782079
nayrt but gluten was just an example, it could be any kind of intolerance/allergy. you'll have to go through rounds of testing to pin it down if there really is something

>> No.9782093

>he only wanted to fuck and is not actually interested in me as a gf
Well the sex was good at least...

>> No.9782094

>>9782078
Go for it, and start with something simple - This is a tip for you and for your boyfriend.
Obviously starting simple is much better for your aesthetic and your budget, there are less mistakes to make when your coord is basic and it also costs less; you can always build up to something OTT later if you feel like it.
As for your boyfriend, maybe he thinks OTT is ridiculous but he'll think basic sweet lolita is cute; maybe he's not a fan of the fashion in general but he'll think it looks cute on you; or maybe has a preconceived idea of what sweet lolita looks like that isn't accurate - Like those people who think lolita is "cheap anime cosplay" when the most they've seen of it were itas, so they don't know what the actual fashion looks like.

If you do your best and your boyfriend is still negative, or worse, makes fun of you for it, I suggest talking to him seriously about it. Tell him he doesn't have to like it but at the very least you hope he respects you and your passion for it, and ask him to not make fun of you because it hurts you.
That's really what it's about. I hope you can change his mind and enjoy the fashion.

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Stayed up late making onigiri so me and my tomodachis can have a pikunikku at the con tomorrow. I really hope they like them.

>> No.9782115

i have a penis

do you even know what that's like?

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>>9782115

>> No.9782157

>>9782115
I do. It kinda gets in the way when wearing nice things that are closer to the body, but is completely invisible under a petti, and no one knows it's there.

>> No.9782186
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how to get bf

>> No.9782187
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>>9782186
be this

>> No.9782205

>>9782187
>implying any guy interested in such a girl would have courage to come up to her and say hi
And that includes you.

>> No.9782210

>>9782205
Can confirm, guys are intimidated by cute girls and the most they do is catcall from a distance like cavemen.

>> No.9782240

I missed a dream dress and was pretty upset about it, complaining to my best friend. Just now said best friend send me wunder.mp3
A Wonderwall cover with lolita stuff all over....anyway here's Wunderwelt.

I truly have the best friends.

>> No.9782244

>>9782186
Seduce him.

Seductive phrases to try on guys:
"Hi"
"Do you like anime?"
"Do you like video games?"
"Do you like my costume?"

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>> No.9782261

>>9782257
>AskingForConstructiveCriticismOnCGL.webm

>> No.9782310

>Ugly, skele-tier body, small tits
>Tried endless methods to change this with no avail
>Want to kill myself every time I see pretty girls or good looking bodies
>But at least I have a lot of disposable income to spend on material shit so I can fill the void I guess
>Compulsive retail therapy every day and I know I have a problem spiralling out of control
>Hate myself more and more and it wont stop

>> No.9782318

>>9782310
I'm sure you've tried this, but have you tried doubling your calorie intake and lifting? May not help your breast size but will build up some muscle so you're not skelly

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>>9782310
Pics?

>> No.9782349

>>9782310
It's hard being a tranny

>> No.9782350

>>9782115
It's probably fun

>> No.9782352

>>9782093
Was it really? Or are you trying to convince yourself it was?

>> No.9782355

>>9782318
Tried doubling, tripling, maybe going even further with my intake and doing exercises that target the spots I want to gain and it was all fruitless. I'm a bottomless pit when it comes to gaining weight, nothing passes through.

>>9782349
I'm a cis girl but I do basically look like one. Thanks.

>> No.9782356

>>9782355
Anon if you literally couldn't gain muscle or weight on a 4-5k calorie diet you should probably really go see a doctor about it. Surely you had to gain at least some weight during that diet?

>> No.9782359

>>9782355
Have you been screened for tape worms?

There is a medical condition that can cause this as well, I forget what it's called.
I have a friend that is the same as you and he may have it. he has to eat 4k a day in order to put on even the tiniest bit of muscle.

>> No.9782364

>>9782355
Increasing meal frequency can help. Eat every 2-3 hours.

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>want to buy shit from Craigslist
>tfw no male friends to escort me

>> No.9782375

>>9782373
Buy a gun

>> No.9782376

>>9782356
>>9782359
I have been medically tested all through my life for it and I've never been told I actually have anything.

>>9782364
This is good advice, thanks. I tend to binge in big chunks and I should space it more.

>> No.9782379

>>9782376
I know this may sound a little crazy, but it may be worth it to keep a perfect record of your calorie intake and carb/fat/protein ratios with a spreadsheet for a weekly basis. Just out of curiosity what is your current weight/height?

>> No.9782382

>>9780393
I can believe this bc I also frequently visit those boards

>> No.9782386

>>9782382
My assumption was that /mu/ was 99% retarded male teenage hipsters. Now I don't know how to feel. Thanks anon. for destroying my worldviews.

>> No.9782397

>Go to the bathroom before putting on cosplay because it's hard to get on and off
>Put on cosplay, which is an ice skating bodysuit
>Have to poop 10 minutes later

Why

>> No.9782401

>>9782310
see >>9782190

>> No.9782445

>Get ready to leave for 3 hour drive
"Hun you ready to go?"
"Yeah I'm all set!"
>Drive for 10 minutes
"I have to pee"

>> No.9782512

>>9782310
Spend some of that money on a gym membership and a personal trainer?
Also, I know THICC is the big thing these days, but there's still lots of us left that find skinny girls attractive.

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More of a frustrated feel
but why do some of my closest friends refuse to take out their septum piercing when cosplaying?
"I know it would look better but if I take it out it will close up"

No it won't and besides if cosplaying is your true passion why would you get a septum piercing?

>> No.9782528

>>9782521
aren't nose piercings notoriously quick to close up, especially if they're new?

>> No.9782533

>>9782521
Can't remember exactly what they're called but don't they make retainer nose rings that are clear or skin colored? I don't understand why people spend hundreds of dollars on cosplay but won't spend $20-$30 on a different nose ring

>> No.9782628

>depressed, bored and bitter
>impulse-bought a skirt and a bag
>tempted to buy another skirt
>"oh I just need basics in my wardrobe" tell to myself to feel better

>> No.9782787

>>9782521
The septum will close up fast for most people, and it's a piercing that you don't want to risk inflammation. I've had friends who had there's long past the healing phase who still can't leave it out more then an hour without it beginning to close up. So, no, most people can't risk taking it out for an all-day convention. There's the option of taking it in out for photography, but that will run the risk of inflammation and/or infection. That can lead to cartilage collapse when we're talking about a septum, industrial, or any upper ear piercing. It is true that a new septum piercing can start closing up in a matter of minutes, not hours, when we're talking about the nose.
>>9782533
You are right. There is the option of a clear retainer, but it'll still 'show'. I think many don't see the difference between clear or metal since the viewer will still see it. There's also the option of an open one that can be flipped upward although it doesn't sound comfortable.

>> No.9782847

>>9782787
Flipping up a small retainer isn't uncomfortable nor is it rocket science - and a retainer is all of $5. Even if you're picky about the material you use, there are decent glass or titanium ones for less than $30

>> No.9785175

>>9779370
Not replying isnt roasting its just giving the other side the idea that they went to far which causes them to panic and call people up in tears

Nothing roasty about it

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>>9782026
Do Monaca from Danganronpa.

>> No.9787420

>>9779799
>You know who else loved dogs? Hitler!

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