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Feeling smug on the con floor Edition

>> No.9705868

>tfw no bf

>> No.9705885

same ;_;

>> No.9705887

>cotton lining of petticoat rides up against my thighs when I’m wearing tights
>make bloomers out of slippery fabric to stop this from happening
>bloomers too slippery; keep sliding off my bicycle seat
lolita problems

>> No.9705888

Get a nonslip seat cover

>> No.9705936
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This isn't /cgl/ related you fucking retard

>> No.9705946

>tfw getting bullied
>tfw no cosplay bf

>> No.9705951

>tfw no gf

>> No.9705962

tfw no gf or bf

>> No.9705998
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>still no anti-SJW lolita gf

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>> No.9706006
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>friend-of-a-friend is a Patreon cos-titute
>nice girl, but a huge drama llama

>riding with her in a packed car en route to the con
>she's talking about how she's planning a special livestream at the hotel to raise funds for her dildo arsenal
>tell her she should call it "Toys For Thots"
>mfw she gets mad

>> No.9706008
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>tfw have bf
>tfw am his lolita/cosplay gf

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>tell her she should call it "Toys For Thots"
Wife material right here

>> No.9706026

Am skinny and do tonnes of exercise. Swim 1km three days a week, strength training twice a week, yoga once a week. Have somehow developed cellulite all over my arse and the back of thighs, It's making me extremely paranoid when I cosplay or do cosplay shoots :(

>> No.9706033

Lift heavy weight
Weightlifting is anerobic and helps burn fat
Plus having healthy muscles is good

>> No.9706038

I already am (strength training twice a week). I already have very little body fat. Is it just shit genetics?

>> No.9706042

Part of it could just be stress
Stress produces cortisol which encourages fat storage, everyone’s situation is different so I’m just making guesses

>> No.9706050

You're dehydrated, drink more water

>> No.9706053

That could be it. It's a rough time in my personal life.
Thanks (in a non-sarcastic way) but I'm not. I drink several tall glasses of water a day and I carry a water bottle everywhere I go.

>> No.9706071

I'm cackling

>> No.9706080


cellulite comes from the structure of your fat cells, unless you get down to sub 5% body fat you're gonna get that ripple. wear dance tights.

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>tfw your not sure if you could pull off hanging out with a cute grill in your graphic design class and later hopefully dating them

I just want to get to the part where were talking and texting each other but i just got her number.

>> No.9706092

Send her a dick pic
Girls love unsolicited dick pics

>> No.9706135
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I accidentally kicked my friend in her crotch at tea.

>> No.9706139

How does one accidentally do that?

>> No.9706144

Most likely anon was just sitting across from them at a table.

Haha, I've nearly done that to one of my comm mods.

>> No.9706145
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>tfw have a crush on someone I met on /cgl/
I hope this message freaks some of you out.

>> No.9706150

Everyone ghosts me so that's impossible.

>> No.9706151

>meeting people from the internet

>> No.9706156

>mfw I ghosted the person I had a crush on

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That feel when you want to genuinely reply to posts like this, but you've been burned by flakey people that aren't actually serious.
Every goddamn time though.

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I'm shitting, anon.

>> No.9706160

>tfw you have no face

>> No.9706161

Post area code

>> No.9706162

This, if you're genetically predisposed it just starts appearing regardless of fitness, it's I got cellulite while underweight at 19. You could look at diet in case that's affecting your body's collagen production.

>tfw lolita not cosplayer so never show ripply booty in public anyway

>> No.9706166

The most disturbing part is %80+ of females are going to get it after puberty no matter how fit or skinny they are.

It's just one of the things that comes with getting the XX chromosome makeup. Maybe one day science will alleviate our cellulite problems.

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>person I met at a con invited me to karaoke with some other people she met from a con
>I have no idea how to interact with strangers or have fun but I am very tired of being this way
>want to go to try to socialize with more people but scared

>> No.9706197

waiting for DHL to not be shit lords and deliver my lolita dresses, on 2 hours sleep with no eta
>kill me
>I wonder ho hard it would be to disembowel myself with a drink bottle
>fuck shopping online ever again I hate postal services they are all terrible

>> No.9706199

>probably 6/10 in attractiveness guy
>can’t get a 9/10 gf
>three 2/10 girls hitting on me

I’m upsetti

>> No.9706202

Have the girls fight each other for you then breed with the winner to produce the strongest offspring

>> No.9706218

That's what booze is for.

>> No.9706219

I'm deadly serious, anon. Where you from?

>> No.9706220

Going to my first comm and first ILD meet Saturday. Super excited!

>> No.9706224

>Thinking a 6 should get a 9
>not going for a 5 who would be grateful to have you and never cheat as a result
>not understanding that this is why you will die alone

>> No.9706225

>at sakura con earlier this year dressed as kanna, lots of dragons all around
>shopping in vendors hall, cute girl and her just as cute bf walk up to me excited, "oh my god, finally, a good kanna! can i take your photo?"
>ego = boosted

>> No.9706226

>not detecting the robot

>> No.9706233
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>forever wishing to have other j-fash friends to take cute pics with and generally have a good time

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Just found out my girlfriend is coworkers/friends with a girl who years ago(and still) actively tried to destroy my reputation and friendships and is a large part of why I don't go out anymore and basically ditched the social side of a fashion sub-culture.
>why even live
>she said she was nice
>bitch not to me she aint
>known gf since fucking primary shcool
>time to find a new one I guess
>gf is trying to get me to feel bad for the fat dangerhair cow
>misanthropy intesifies

why even bother with people at all? always with the back stabbing and deception. I'm fucking done.

>> No.9706288

me too anon ;-; this world is too big

>> No.9706328


>> No.9706330

Lol you're probably a 2/10

>> No.9706340

I had 2/10 girls I’d want to kmf.

>> No.9706342
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>start getting into lolita
>my mother comes to town to visit
>I show her some of my favorite coords
>a few hours pass and she comes back to me with some click-baity online article about how Lolitas in Japan use 'little girl sexualization' on Japanese men with pedophilac tendencies for some kind of sexual power thing????

This isn't just lolita and J-fash. I can't talk to my mom about anything. I don't even know where she finds these weird articles

>> No.9706346

Me too. I have a list of places near me that would be good for photoshoots, and daydream about how I'd style everything. I just want fashionable friends to take pictures of, dammit.

>> No.9706405

My comm is full of cringey uggo itas. They embarrass me. I guess I'll be a lonelita forever.

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>car has a leak in one of the water hoses
>have to bring water everywhere to keep radiator filled up enough
>keep gas cans and tools in the back just in case
>tfw having Mad Max fantasies driving on country roads at night
>tfw dad put a knife in one of the compartments before he gave it to me specifically because of The Road Warrior

>> No.9706429

>not having a car gun
Do you live in America?

>> No.9706439

Yes, a wonderful friend I ended up dating raped me and ceased talking to me face to face because he was "too busy". All I want to do is bring it back up, explain why you don't do that to people you care about, and move on. I visited his city for vacation to see my friends and shop, tried to meet him to quickly giving him a letter calling him out on his behavior, but he changed his plans last minute and cancelled meeting me, again.

I'm so tired of his shit. I just want to move on, but what if he does this to other people? It kills me when I think about it. I ended up doing some heavy retail therapy since there are a lot of lolita shops in that city. I found one of my dream dresses, spent a lot of money, but now I hope I don't think of this disappointment whenever I wear it.

>> No.9706441

I keep that on my hip

>> No.9706477

Sometimes I stop to think about how lolita fashion is basically like doll clothes made in human sizes and I feel so lucky to be alive at a time when this is a thing that exists and is available to me. I love this fashion so much.
>t. not the "Man I just really love lolita" anon
>but boy do I feel that feel

>> No.9706511

You're probably a 4/10. Girls always go for 2 points higher, no exceptions.

I'm a 2/10 and I get literally no attention. I got rejected by both a blind girl and a girl with severe burn scars on her face, and half of a nose.

I wish I was joking.

>> No.9706515

Probably means your personality is 1/10 or lower.

>> No.9706549

I'm at a new work place and one of the guys who's in a higher position than me looks like a real prince and I totes want to see him in beautiful lady oscar like suits.


He (supposedly) has a bf (no one could assure me so far). But he also flirting with me whenever he sees me.

>> No.9706552

Girls go for 2 points lower most of the time

>> No.9706554

*gf omg I ment gf!!!

>> No.9706555

Why'd the blind girl reject you?

>> No.9706563

>8/10 girl
>can't get other girls above a 6 who are interested in dating and not just sex
me 2 senpai

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If I ever open a sex shop, I know what I'm calling it.

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Maybe you do

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>small-scale shopping addiction
>gets money from father for groceries
>made $200 purchase 6 days ago
>mfw just missed the black friday sales coz not an american
>use grocery money to go back and get more stuff
>"b-but I also put money in separate savings account, so maybe it's okay?"
>mfw I remember I made weekend purchases that are yet to come out of main acc
>main account sure to be overdrawn
>still have not gotten groceries

I have now installed a website blocker for the main offending sites, but it feels like a very paltry gesture.
I've been telling my partner that I'm gonna get my spending under control so we can save up to live together, but the more I feel like I have to stop spending, the more I want to.

I'd just disable my paypal but I still need to buy other people xmas gifts. This time of year is hard.

>> No.9706591

Just couldn't see it going anywhere

>> No.9706592

We need Carlos with the frilly pink bow now

>> No.9706599

This is too relatable, though it's the BF sales that lured me. I'm trying not to slide down a slippery slope. Good luck, nonny.

Related feel/frustration: why don't US sellers on LM mark down parcels? Am I just asking the wrong ones? I've never had trouble before. On the bright side, I suppose the prospect of VAT fees are keeping me from overspending...

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>> No.9706630

Hisao pls

>> No.9706635

Because it's illegal for a US seller to mark down packages. Some people are willing to risk it.

>> No.9706637

Fix the damn coolant hose already

>> No.9706707

Cons next year are looking a bit dicey for me next year. I have my usual con family but one is minimising cons to save money and get their own place which I understand and fully support.
But another seems to be wanting to get out of them, he only does two a year and theyre not that expensive. Payday was on Friday but they're now saying they can't do this one either and he's never had a money problem.
He recently got a normie girlfriend and she doesn't like me, he barely spoke to me when we last visited. My fiance also thinks she has something to do with this.
It's a shame, he was a decent friend until he got pussy whipped

>> No.9706714

>steady job
>owns house
>casual lolita
"you are too independent anon I want a dependent girl"
Well fuck me and my stability

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>tfw usps website says your lace market package has reached your local post office

>> No.9706716

Pls marry

>> No.9706719

Will you be my mommy? :3

>> No.9706721

>6 pack and
>Great hair
>Amazing fashion sense
"You are just too sexy anon I need someone uglier"
UGHHHHHH I hate this :(

>> No.9706785

I feel this
>six figure income
>10inch dick that squirts chocolate
>own lolita shops
"you're just too good for me anon"
I'm going to get penis reduction surgery next year.

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Every. Single. Time.
Pic related

>wearing stealth cosplay in public
>no one notices because it looks completely normie
>get to be closet weeb on daily basis
>no one has caught on to my autism

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>tfw thin, barely 21 and have cellulite
>gf is chubby, mid-20s and no cellulite

Life isn't fair.

On-topic feel:
>legit think I'm becoming a bit of a hoarder
>only wear lolita a couple of times a week, don't even post coord shots for the efame points any more because there's no blank wall for photos in my apartment
>still buying new stuff (mostly casual/nonprint to fit my lifestyle now), bought 50 dress/bag/shoes/blouse and 45 smaller accessories since July
>really want to cut down and get rid of stuff I don't love or feel good wearing any more but it's so much hassle
>normie clothes are easy because I only have to make a quick decision to give to charity, but sales posts take forever to make and longer to sell
>longer stuff sits and the more I have to reduce it the more tempted I am to just keep the item, even if it fits awkwardly and I haven't worn it in two years
>justify keeping things I never wear by telling myself it's a waste not to get a nice coord shot in it before I sell it, since I'll lose money on the sale anyway
>never actually have the get the motivation to wear those old items because my style's changed, so they just sit there making me feel guilty
It took me over six hours to photograph, edit, measure, weigh, research and write up sales posts for only a dozen items last week, and I still have at least twenty more things I want to get rid of. Send help. Most of my small local comm don't wear my style or size and we rarely get new blood so I only sold two things at the last swap meet, and online sales are really wearing me down.

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When i was depressed for years i let myself go badly out of shape, and now i regret it as i realized extra munchies and being lazy wont make me feel any better in the long run and ive already lost almost 20lbs (50bls is my goal to lose)
Fashion and cosplay are my biggest motivators now, but i also want to be healthier and feel better about myself overall now that i'm not as depressed and life seems good
If i was taller my weight would be ok but i'm a midget so

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>losing weight to fit into that sweet, sweet AATP dream dress and just to be healthy
>okay progress so far, slight changes but not that much
>roommate notices how i've been more active and eating less junk food
>roommate could star in my 600 lb life, she's that fat
>comes home from classes one day and I haven't had lunch
>opens fridge, all my food is missing
>asks roommate about it when she gets back
>"oh the food seemed rotten so I threw it away"
>i had bought that food not even 3 days ago
>it was fine this morning

i don't understand why she did this?? jealously? i've never had an issue with her before.

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i got my first job today, gulls! it's nothing amazing since i'm fresh out of highschool, but the management team loves me and i'll be able to work my way up the ladder quickly.

now i'm gonna have a little more burando bucks and buy that damn AP blouse i've been eyeing for forever. yay!

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Somebody just fucking outbidded me on LM, in the LAST 10 minutes.

>> No.9707117

Time to get your own minifridge.

>> No.9707118
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>chatting with guy for quite a while, everything's going well
>today finally get around to telling him about the fact that I wear gothic lolita fashion, ask him if he knows it at all
>"oh yeah man, that shit is hot as fuck"

>> No.9707140


It could be a one off and she screwed up. Just ask her next time to ask you to check/remove anything 'rotting' so this doesn't happen again. If she's a decent person she'll respect that you've never let things go off in the fridge before and you're adult enough to throw out anything that is. She should have honestly texted you first to see if its ok.

>> No.9707195

Get ready for some pouding, make a hole through these tights.

>> No.9707215

Good, maybe he will buy you burando.

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>tfw you have no beater truck to take to a mad max festival or mad max larp festival

I always wanted to go to one of those

>> No.9707246

i'm moving out in a few months and i can't afford to get a mini fridge at the moment. she has always been a bit paranoid about when food is supposed to expire, but still it was pretty bullshit of her. she gave me money for how much it all costed but i'm going to watch my food like a hawk.

like i said to the other anon, she's always been weird about food expiring but you are right, she should have texted me about it before throwing it away.

>> No.9707250

I bought some stuff from kokopiecoco on black friday and got a call from my bank today that some stole my debit card. Fuuuuuuck koko.

>> No.9707266

last 10 mins? You had a chance to bid again. Try last second. That's true rage.

>> No.9707287

she clearly ate it and made up a piss poor excuse

>> No.9707301

Are you sure she doesn't have OCD or something since she gave you the money for the food? I dunno', that's really strange. Maybe she just had a moment or something that night. Giving you the money for it implies she realized it was a bad idea.

>> No.9707302

Call the fucking cops, he's a rapist.

>> No.9707303

Our group has no photographer friend.

Oh god, I'm the photographer friend.

>> No.9707306
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Kokopie is known for being a shady site, do your research before anon

>> No.9707330

>mad max festival or mad max larp festival
Tell me more

>> No.9707331
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>went to a small con with friends yesterday
There were only like 3 girls cosplaying but I had fun, bought some cool stuff and played a neat tabletop game with my friends

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>be me, psychotic lolita from thread before
>not taking meds
>have breaks every other day
>the only thing that soothes me is buying more clothes
>b-but at least i'm still skinny and the pills won't make me fat if i don't take them, right

god i just wish i could talk to my lolita acquaintances about it because they're my only friends but all we talk about are clothes and it's oversharing. i can't keep buying my feelings. i can't tell anybody about it because everyone thinks i'm happy and nobody wants to be friends with a crazy person

>> No.9707358

Anyone feel like there's been an influx of ghouls lately aka shitty crossboarders?

>> No.9707367

/cgl/ has been brought up on /r9k/ a few times recently which leads to robots shitposting for a while before getting bored and fucking off. It'll die down soon enough. Though we're more prone to shitposting crossboarders in general because we're the girl board so guys come here to troll and to try and get a gf.

>> No.9707375

Take your meds goofball

>> No.9707397

[desire to know more intensifies]
I've recently started playing the game again too so I'm on a huge Mad Max kick at the moment.

>> No.9707404

it was probably because I said that it was shitty of her to do that when I had recently bought the food and uncalled for. Honestly, I think she had a jealous rage because of how I've been recently losing weight. It's not my fault if she feels bad about me trying to be in shape. I try to encourage her to come with me for a walk or cook healthy meals we can share, but she's not going to change. I've flat out told her that she's going to die at this rate. She's the only one who can change herself and I'm not going to let her try to sabotage me losing weight just so she can feel better about herself. It's a sad situation, but she's the one who put herself in it.

>> No.9707439

>she's talking about how she's planning a special livestream at the hotel to raise funds for her dildo arsenal

>but i just got her number.
more far than I ever got

just do it

more than I will ever get, so be lucky

as a man, I can only say he is an asshole

I wouldn't have a problem with that

he is right tough

>b-but at least i'm still skinny and the pills won't make me fat if i don't take them, right
no idea what meds you have to take, but psychopharmacie usually let's you loss weight, not gain (but depends)

>> No.9707440

male and one of them (even tough I am not coming from /r9k/)
but I am actually coming back, cause this board sometimes has top tier threads

>> No.9707448

sounds horrible anon. I just got mad because I was the only bidder, until the last few minutes.

>> No.9707453

I don't like my friends anymore.

They are sjw and I don't care about politics at all. I just want to talk with them about chinese cartoons, comic books, movies and pretty things and make some cosplay with them but they are only interested in muh feminism, hating right wing etc. I know them for a long, long time (about 7-10 years) and I don't want to lose them but always after meetings I feel sad and tired. I just want us to be teens again.

>> No.9707493

your appetite decreases not increases, at least in my experience

>> No.9707494

>tell her she should call it "Toys For Thots"

That is effing brilliant and she should use it... does she not know how much funny advertising that would cause?

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Anon, anon listen to me. You have got to get that shit locked down. Overspending fucks up your life. Like it majorly strains relationships that would be a happy otherwise, it slows down your progress to being independent, it makes sure you will stress over shit that wouldn't have gotten you worked up if you had just saved $60

It's just stuff.
Do you want to mess up relationships cause you just had to have one more thing?

>> No.9707505


theres this thing called wasteland weekend where a bunch of people come and bring in wasteland styled vehicles and cosplay too and not just mad max but any post apocalyptic style media like fallout or the walking dead. thats the jist of it but heres the website for more info http://www.wastelandweekend.com

as for mad max larp Id assume there has to be a big mad max larp thing going on somewhere

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Yes. She likes to do livestreams at night after the con, because she's already in cosplay and doesn't have to stink up her own house.

>> No.9707572

I know, and I agree with everything you just said. It's kinda funny coz the extra purchase I made, that pushed my main account almost certainly into over-drawn, was about $60, it's like you're psychic or something.

The weird part is, I'm trying to stop a long pattern of hoarding as well, like I've gotten it down to just having a very full bedroom, where before I had to kick stuff away to make a path through my room. I want a minimalist life, but my actions aren't matching my goal.

I don't really have anyone I can talk to irl either, I don't want to stress my partner out or put that strain on our relationship, my father is a bit of an enabler, and I don't feel like dumping my shit on my friends. I've had therapists not take me seriously before about this too, and with the holiday season coming up it's a bad time to look for a good therapist.

Thank you for saying all that though, and sorry for the essay response.
I'm not gonna say I'm gonna try harder, coz I don't need to "try", I need to just get my shit together and do it(stop spending).
I need to stop saying it's okay because I do have some savings put aside, because I could be adding more to that savings and work towards my minimalist goal in one stroke by not buying more crap.

I just wish that I had this moment earlier, but I guess it's better late than never.

>> No.9707585

I know these feels. Are you also in debt like me, anon?

>> No.9707606
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I want to take a lolita to Disney World. ;__;

>> No.9707619

is the Dildopart also true?

>> No.9707629
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>all those posts in the FF thread about falling in love with fellow seagulls

>> No.9707633

u can take me

>> No.9707651

Maybe I’m just getting older but cons haven’t been as fun as they used to be. It's the same old guests year after year and the quality of panels keep going down. My favorite con moments lately have been when I see my friends and hang out with them or play video games in the arcade rooms. And I don’t necessarily need a con to do that.

>> No.9707657

Over the past year or so I've come to realize that everything in life will always inevitably end in disappointment. My work, my other main interest besides Lolita, people, everything that seemed good or even great at first just got destroyed in the end one way or the other, so I'm trying really hard not to expect anything from anyone or anything anymore. But whatever happens, I'll always have my dresses and they'll always be beautiful, they'll never disappoint or betray me, and I won't ever need other people to be happy while wearing them and that thought is a great comfort.

>> No.9707660

Pretty sure I'm about to be fired from my job.

>> No.9707661

Can you buy a mini fridge and keep it in your room?

>> No.9707663

what happened anon?

>> No.9707671

You sound like my little brother. Have you heard about the law of averages?

>> No.9707673

>tfw no friends to build a silly Mad Max car and matching outfits with

>> No.9707675

>tfw want to document fairly new headdress in wardrobe but it's not on lolibrary and it's not on the official store anymore

>> No.9707709

tfw u got a nice cocktail of constant sadness & anxiety goin on and all u wanna do is buy frilly shit bc sweet deals & cuddle ur cat but ur in like 9k worth of debt already and ur cat died last month. things are actually really hard rn

>> No.9707725
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thanks for giving it your best shot anon

i don't doubt either of you, but seriously what the heck kind of antipsychotics are you guys taking? the lot of them make people gain lots of weight/have a bigger appetite. even abilify, which has some of the least major side effects, can cause people to gain weight. and all of the risks like high blood sugar, diabetes, cholesterol issues... things affect people differently but weight gain is the most common for sure

no i don't have any financial responsibility yet, so at least there's that. but the money i *should* be saving for my future, i'm spending on clothes because if i have something in the mail i probably won't kms

>> No.9707736

Maybe it's time to sell.. that's a lot of debt

>> No.9707754

i have been over this option a lot & if i sold my more expensive pieces i could maybe make up 1k.. but a large portion of the debt belongs to my manipulative mother. i got a much better paying job & she claims to intend to pay me back in the new year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.9707776
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>tfw too scared to post my deets because I know no one will love me like that

>> No.9707783
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>discover dream dress on lolibrary years ago
>save picture but never think to save the name
>resign self to never owning it because it's pretty unlikely
>find it against all odds and promptly buy it
>new lolibrary goes up during this time
>supposedly all items except the shoes were transferred, and yet
>the dress is no longer listed so I don't have any information on it

>> No.9707787

nayrt, but are there any stores like koko that AREN’T shady? I jusf checked out their store after reading this and....their clothes are really cute ;-; shame about how terrible they are

>> No.9707793

just buy it cheaper on taobao or aliexpress

if you need a storefront then storedogdog, never bought from them but people say they're good (vs inuinu)

>> No.9707795

Just post a photo of it

>> No.9707840

>spill some milk
>want to fall onto the floor and cry

Fucking pitarchy at work how dare they tell me "not to cry over spilt milk" Fucking privilege men, i should have the right to flail around emotionally

I already suffer from PTSD from twitter reading those racist tweets "it's okay to be white"

>> No.9707856

Congratulations, anon! I'm really happy for you! Go get them burando bucks young whippersnapper

>> No.9707882

>tfw a bf
>would prefer a lolita gf
>love him too dearly to abandon him

>> No.9707885
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I asked out a girl from my little sister's comm and she thought I was joking. q__q Then I think she farted.

>> No.9708004

>tfw bf won't let me sit on his face while wearing lolita.

>> No.9708013
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>> No.9708044

First, take your meds.
Second, people are probably fine being friends with you when you rent just a "happy person" but it's easy to get too clingy if you truly on just one person. I've been there before.
Third, starting small with opening up and gauging response prevents oversharing.

Hope you try seeking help.

>> No.9708088 [DELETED] 

I had a ham beast roommate before, chick was twenty years old,400 pounds at least, and extremely bossy and controlling. Did she complain about you changing your life style or losing weight yet? The roommate I had criticized me constantly for going to the gym, she made jabs at my size and body type, and complained over and over I did not eat enough for her taste....
Sorry, half of this was a rant ...

>> No.9708127

>tfw no cgl wife and daughters to dress in doll’s clothes

>> No.9708128

I feel bad for spending so much on lolita and related things sometimes. At the end of the day, it's just clothes. I don't really need them.

>> No.9708151

You don't 'need' a lot of things in life. Unless you're skipping bills or living paycheck to paycheck, it's not a problem.

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guys should I get with this girl who I know who cosplays and is a weeb or should I get with this girl who is mostly a normie, however I'm still not sure if this is 100% the case.

>> No.9708164

I'm pretty excited to do some winter shopping this month. Gotta' build up my leg wear and accessory collection. Most excited about the accessories. I wish Conpeitou's Etsy store had a bigger selection though.

There really has been a lot of shitty threads in the past week or so. I'm not really sure what's up with that. People trying to use the spoiler tag and everything else. Oh well, hopefully it'll pass over eventually.

>> No.9708192

What a fucking faggot

>> No.9708237

to quote jenna marbles
"If you want a girlfriend, turn your boyfriend into your girlfriend"

>> No.9708241
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I… I actually might.

>> No.9708248

Stop thinking of them like of some race horses with possible winrate and start concider them like human beings. Why the hell do you want to start relationships if you don't even have any concrete feelings to one of them? Why?

>> No.9708249

I have, but I don't quite see how it applies here?

>> No.9708270

Then you don't know what it means. Go study.

>> No.9708295
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>attend a brand tea party with Misako as a guest
>wear an amazing coord, feel like I might place in the coord contest this time
>go up to talk to Misako at her table
>suddenly feel weak and lose consciousness
>wake up on the floor with my head rested in her lap as she's making sure I'm okay
>suddenly actually wake up
My subconscious is forcing some weird nurse Misako fantasies on me. It was a nice dream though...
>a-am I gay

>> No.9708299

Can you work full time to support your nerdy hobbies without wanting to die everyday? It's something that legitimately terrifies me, even if I already want to die everyday.

It's stupid, but, I live with my parents and I don't work or study and I'm pretty miserable. But, my desire to change never seems to outweigh my absolute dread at the prospect of working. In fact, I have no energy to even play video games or make cosplay anymore. Living and dying are equally painful and expensive at this point.

>> No.9708326

If you're already miserable, you might as well get a job. Why suffer on your own time when you can do it on the clock for sweet burando/cosplay bucks?

>> No.9708327

this is amazing..

Agreed, sometimes it's worth to slave away at 40 hrs a week for that sweet paycheck.

>> No.9708334

>not ironically using spoiler tags on boards that don't have spoilers

>> No.9708369
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>tfw I'd really like to have a /cgl/ bf but it seems quite hopeless
>there's one guy who has contacted me through the ff thread various times
>exchanged contact info with people from the feels thread several times now and it always turned out to be that same guy, so now I'm not interested in even doing that anymore
>why can't there be just one other person on this damn board that shares similar interests

>> No.9708379

Link ff post

>> No.9708386

I'd rather not anon, I think if someone actually shared the same interests they would've already contacted me, and I don't want to connect my 'tfw no bf' posting to my contact info really.

>> No.9708413

That's fair I suppose, although I'm curious as to what your interests are and I'd feel awkward as fuck just randomly adding someone from an ff thread even though meeting people is their whole point.

>> No.9708421

What was wrong with the guy?

>> No.9708425

Aw I understand anon, thank you for being interested though.

I was cool with talking with him at first but then it became pretty clear that he had developed a crush on me. I don't think that a relationship between us would ever work out, just because we're really different people.
It's just disappointing when you think that you've actually met a new person with similar interests and then it turns out to be someone you already know again.

>> No.9708431

Lul, I think it might've been me since I've also contacted someone I thought was a different person only to realize it was the same one

>> No.9708518
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>finally get a job after months of applying
>it's only seasonal, but money is money and I'm glad that I'll be able to put more job experience on my resume
>going to save as much money as possible so I can finally go to another con after about two or three years of having to go without

>> No.9708546
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Bruh where are you at? This has been a dream of mine for like 5 years. My friends and I tried it with an old 90s Camry in 2010 and it was pretty comfy. Nowadays I specialize in old diesel Mercedes and have been thinking about building something like pic related. If any anons in the western US want to collab on it, I can provide the shop space and tools

>> No.9708548

I definitely would, sadly I live on the other side of the planet.
Already have ideas for a silly Mad Max-style Porsche 944.

>> No.9708554
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Also, I co-rent the shop with a welder who can fabricate pretty much anything out of metal. We have enough scrap metal to put together a battering ram for the front and a turret for the roof

So as not to totally derail the thread,
>want to join a LARP
>local LARP groups are all autistic drama-fests
>travel to Europe a lot
>tfw don't want to explain to airport security why I'm transporting a full set of armor in my luggage

>> No.9708559

>Porsche 944
Patrician taste, my dude. I had a 944S that I had to get rid of because of the blown head + broken timing belt thing that happens in those engines. It felt like sitting in a spaceship though, I loved the layout of the interior

>> No.9708576

Say it's for a medievel fair and give them invites and shit.
Europe is cool like that, just have papers explaining things

>> No.9708593

Shiiit, that sucks. Ideally I'd find myself one with a dead engine and try to stuff in one of those Audi inline 5 turbo rally engines, then add exterior bracing, lift the suspension a bit, maybe have the turbo show through the hood or something and add a pair of fuel tanks or a gunner post in the back.

Saged for massively offtopic post.

>> No.9708627

Keep going anon, you're doing great.
I've lost 17lbs and out of my 50lbs goal.

>> No.9708629

I'm trying to fit in and not bother anybody else.

>> No.9708636

Why not get yourself an /a/ or /jp/ boyfriend (I know most are neckbeards, but some are not), they'd probably be pretty open to the whol /cgl/ thing.

>> No.9708653
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>placed an order with Honeycolor a month and a half ago
>gets caught by customs
>kept for weeks with no notice
>finally get update
>"please contact DHL"
>get told customs denied my package and is going to return it to Honeycolor
>not even supposed to contact Honeycolor until I get an official letter from customs
>No contacts, might not get refund, missed BF sales on different sites

I don't understand. I've ordered from Uniqso no problem, I've had friends who have ordered from Honeycolor. I have no idea how this happened and I'm so frustrated and I have no idea if they're even gonna honor this and return my money. Man.

>> No.9708662
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How'd you do with the armless autist, the deafmute nazi, and the athletic nolegs sloot?

>> No.9708667
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hold up, I'm lurking and unfamiliar with this board's culture:

>you want /cgl/ bf
>find a place to contact boy from cgl
>you talk, seems cool
>oh no
>he has a crush on you
>D R O P P E D.png

Was him having a crush on you not your objective to begin with?

>> No.9708670

>tfw talented welder
>tfw live in Virginia
Maybe some day

>> No.9708673

I think it's more like
>anon finds /cgl/ boi
>not bf material but seems fun to talk to
>realizes boi is crushing on him/her
>now it's weird

>> No.9708674

>Not be material
People can't actually think like this can they?
Writing someone off or putting them in a box the minute you meet them seems ridiculous given how relationships and friendships change

>> No.9708679

I'm the anon who wrote the original post.
I didn't 'put him in a box' as soon as we met. We've talked for months, and we just have very different values.
A lot of our interests align, but I know that I wouldn't be happy being in a relationship with him, simply because we have really different views on relationships and such.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that?

>> No.9708681

Sounds like you have depression and anxiety issues anon. Talk you your parents, get some professional help if you can.

If it helps, most people enjoy their job (more or less) and find the structure and purpose it gives their lives to be beneficial. My job is very rewarding even though it's a bit stressful at times. Money for hobbies is an added bonus too.
It's just difficult to find a job you enjoy if you are fighting your own brain.

I hope you find some help and feel better soon.

>> No.9708686

that's an alright way of putting it, I unnerstand now

>> No.9708694

What did he say when you told him?

>> No.9708695
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Nyart, love is a weird thing. I would want a gf, but I met a so, our relationship goals hardly align, I don't think we match well in bed interests, we do not share that many hobbies, but I fell in love in them so deep I wouldn't leave them for any reason ever.
At least we both like dresses, me lolita, they maid outfits. And we are dedicated to love each other.

>> No.9708701

He didn't really want to accept it and tried convincing me to give it a shot anyway. I would have been cool with staying friends if he just accepted it, but that just made the situation too awkward for me.

>> No.9708723
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>tfw you dress up as goose and no one recognizes you and thinks you're that guy from sin city
yep, yep thats what i am

>> No.9708736

You need a tom cruise with you to high five to really sell it

>> No.9708741
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by goose i mean gosling in the new blade runner but i understand the top gun reference. turns out no one actually saw the movie

>> No.9708821

here we go

I am absolutely delusional. I am struggling to do well in school, and I can barely hold down a part-time job. I have slept through my classes since Monday and the only thing I have been doing is my part-time job. I have barely left the house, and barely spoken to anyone. I love my boyfriend but he's becoming so fat that he's becoming less sexually attractive to me. He's also not doing well in school. Honestly we're perfect for each other since we're both failures. Life with him will be so hard at the rate this is going. Right now eating unhealthy food is the only thing that has been making me happy. How am I supposed to graduate and then somehow be able to hold down a 40 hour week labor intensive job? I'm doing everything right, I'm seeing a therapist every week, I see my psychiatrist every two weeks. I work on whatever homework my therapist gives me and I take my medications on the dot every day.

I feel like there is just no point in trying anymore. Why not just kill myself, honestly. I'm at a complete breaking point. I don't think I'll ever be able to be a fully functioning adult ever.

>> No.9708823

Yeah there isn't much point in living unless you find a reason to.

>> No.9708830

Anon, you need to seriously start having good habits. Eating unhealthy food may trick you into thinking you're happy, but it really doesn't.
And don't force yourself into the relationship if you think life with your boyfriend is going to be hard.

You're clearly having a breakdown, you need to take a step back and breath, it's impossible to continue at this rate (school+40h job), you're putting way too much pressure on yourself.

Hang in there and good luck anon, it's going to get better <3

>> No.9708839

I... I wish that would happen to me...

>> No.9708848

I have a crush on you gull

>> No.9708860

Being a failure is no excuse to be fat.
t. failure losing weight pretty successfully

>> No.9708885
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This is it. This time they actually lost my package.

There was a month-long strike in October. I can clearly picture the sweaty hairy shitskin deliverymen going through packages while the storage building is supposed to be closed down... Edmilson dos Santos and Cleber Melo (lighter skinned shitskins, actual deliverymen) came in along with Valdiscleydson da Silva, a friend from the favela they all hail from, to see what they could get now that all those imported goods were left unattended. They bribed the security guard with a cut of the profits they were going to make and just went in no problem.

They're checking each label, their sweat from the 40 degree Celsius heat dripping on every box. The loot is good so far, with their skills combined they manage to get something valuable from every package they violate. Four cellphones, one ps4, three high-end brand purses, all stuff that Valdiscleydson can sell with his favelado buddies.

Then they open my package. A blouse, a jsk. They laugh at my burando, Cleber mentions that sometimes weird shit comes in, he's used to stealing packages. Valdiscleydson uses the straps of my JSK to use it as a pretend cape. They laugh some more, decide they can't resell that crap, put it back in the box and go back to their business.

In the end, they throw away the boxes of all the stuff they stole (can't leave traces, gotta pretend it all just ~disappeared~) and my precious burando with it. Into the fucking trash it goes.

I hate this country and its people with a passion.

>> No.9708886

A fat Lolita bf, whats new?

>> No.9708914

Sorry anon, were you the one who said you were gonna move out of the country? Hope you can soon.

>> No.9708915


>> No.9708921

There’s no excuse for the racism in your post
Delete it

>> No.9708930
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>get bf into cosplay
>have super good time at con
>he's already planning for next year
>he's drawing up patterns
>messages me saying he's making a full body cast
>"I can help with your foam work"
mfw i finally have the cosplay husbando of my dreams

>> No.9708931

>got some decent white fabric on the cheap
>getting ready to make Kokichi Oma's outfit
>never used patterns before
>too tall for Kokichi
>don't even know the next con I'm going to, since I'm studying abroad in nippon in April

Abstract combination of feels.

>> No.9708932

The dream

>> No.9708933

Yeah... I can't leave soon enough, this is literally hell.

It's not racism when it's true

>> No.9708937

If you are having trouble reading the pattern go to a local sewing shop or find a family friend who sews
chances are if you know an old lady/can find an old lady that quilts or whatev she'll also know how to read a pattern.

>> No.9708947

I can probably read one and all the women in my family have experience sewing. I just don't have a pattern.

I'm heavily tempted to just wing one by tracing one of my other jackets honestly.

>> No.9709034

Contact them anyway. I had this happen before, so I always check my tracking like crazy when ordering from Honeycolor. It is because of the holiday season I think they're more cautious and inspecting more packages. I had this happen before, I just contacted Honeycolor after a few days and they resent the package.

>> No.9709047

>feel depressed
>feel no motivation to do anything
>get drunk and chase cheap thrills
>constanly compare myself to those better than me
>realize I have a deepseated inferiority complex
>have obviously done a bad job of dealing with it on my own
Just how expensive is therapy?

>> No.9709048

depends, do you have insurance? Generally it'd be covered, you might have a copay or something tho.

Out of pocket is pricey

>> No.9709052

who is with me
>done with these noobs and lolitas at heart flooding RC with the same 3 questions
>stop asking if this is loliable and then dont take no for an aswer
>no actual lolita discussion bc noobs are just talking to eachother
>only allow those who are active lolitas

what to do? become a mod and mass delete before jumping ship? anyone else sick of this shit?

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>be me, lolita gf
>have committed long distance bf
>buys me lolita stuff pretty regularly, he offers the moment i express interest in something
>recently find out he's been supporting his parents and his entire family because they're all deadbeats/junkies
>they siphon cash from him without even saying thank you
>mother literally uses him to support her pill addiction
>mfw he's been buying me burando all this time when stuff like this is happening
>i had no fucking clue because he didn't tell me
>literally so guilty that i picked up a wageslave job with ridiculous hours so that he never feels the need to buy me anything ever again

i wish i had known because i wouldn't have let him buy me frivolous stuff for as long as we've been together... don't get me wrong, this isn't about me being sad that i have to work for my brand now. this is me feeling disgusting for being a moneysink when he had all of that other stuff going on...

>> No.9709063

Just had an interview for my dream company. They called me back within 24 hours to request a police and health check. So far so good.

Feeling super excited that I'll soon be free from retail just in time for Christmas and can finally focus on myself and buy all the normie clothes I've needed, and some extra pieces for my wardrobe.

>> No.9709064

He just wants you to be happy deadbeat-chan

>> No.9709065

you probably should feel guilty
the girls on here who demand a guy to buy them brand are users and gold diggers.
I have no respect for people who spend money they didn't earn.

>> No.9709066

I'll have insurance in about 3 weeks

>> No.9709067

>committed relationship
>not knowing anything about his family

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You're in the wrong board. And if you're Brazilian, chances are you have 20 different races mixed in your blood. No need to be racist.

>work out for almost a entire year to get fit for my cosplay
>I relied on an ouji-san to make an accessory, he did it well last years
>He fucked up this time and it probably won't be done in time

At least I think one of the costumes will be ready in time. No hope of doing different cosplays each day though.

>> No.9709072

i know but damn.
"demand a guy to buy them brand"
i would never do that and our relationship wasn't contingent upon that. if i WERE using him then i would be breaking up with him instead of getting a job and willingly supporting my own hobbies.
people keep secrets. it's pretty reasonable that i wouldn't know the exact dynamics of his family if we're long distance. i mean, think about it--if your family was full of druggies and deadbeats, it might be pretty embarrassing to talk about.

>> No.9709074

racism isn't kawaii.

>> No.9709077 [DELETED] 

Neither are shitskins

>> No.9709078

Well what were your relationship goals?

>> No.9709096
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keep telling yourself that uggo chan :^)

>> No.9709108

good shit

Shop around, see if anyone comes highly recommended, make sure they take your insurance

Don't feel that you have to settle for the first therapist you come across, if someone isn't a good fit it's okay to keep looking. The important thing is that you find someone that you are comfortable with

>> No.9709114

Don't feel guilty.
As harsh as it may sound, it's his own fault. He's enabling them. He may be too nice to say no, but letting them use him up and get drug money from him isn't doing anyone any favors. How long have you been going out with him? Getting a job for yourself is a step in the right direction, but if anything it just means his family has more drug money to get high with. You were probably doing them all a favor by making sure he had less money in his pockets, because it seems like if you don't take it then they will. Both of you need to re-evaluate things a little. Has he thought of moving with you so he doesn't get tempted to fuel them anymore?

Sorry if I come off as harsh. My parents were coke addicts and I had to cut myself from them as soon as I could. He needs to get out of there, he isn't helping them even if he feels like he is.

>> No.9709120

If my family was a piece of shit I wouldn't talk about them either.

>> No.9709123

Sounds like you deserved to lose your package, lmao.

>> No.9709124

Must suck living in spicland, huh? Your filename should have been HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.png


>> No.9709125

t. shitskin ;^)

>> No.9709126

It's just an insult. No different than calling a whitey cumskin or cracker.

>> No.9709127

That entire post was you fantasizing because your package was lost.

>> No.9709128

No one calls people cumskins or crackers on /cgl/, and if they do, they rightfully get heat.
Now fuck off back to your shitty board.

>> No.9709131

t. Cracker

>> No.9709134

Nice try.

>> No.9709136

the question is... what precisely was in the box? which JSK? which blouse?

>> No.9709139
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NAYRT but holy shit newfags, go back to Gaia. Racism isn't a /pol/ meme, 4chan has always been racist, especially when it comes to comical posts. "Shitskins" and "sand niggers" have always been used on this site. Happy negro was one of our earliest memes. The post was obviously made for comedic effect and emphasis.

Lighten up a little. Remember - if you're offended on 4chan then it isn't the site for you.

>> No.9709140
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yikes imagine being this triggered
k e k

>> No.9709141
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>tfw the wig you ordered online arrives
>tfw it's just as beautiful as it looked in the display image
So happy <3

>> No.9709142

But /cgl/ is my home board. Next to /a/ I guess.

>> No.9709145

/pol/ was literally made to contain stormfags because 4chan's "racism" is/was purely ironic and for humorous purposes, while actual racist spergs like >>9708885 didn't understand, thought they were in good company and started shitting the whole place up with their psychosis.
There's nothing wrong with telling obvious /pol/aks to fuck off back to their safe space, because that's where they belong. They're the online equivalent of shitty, rude immigrants who come to nice countries and refuse to assimilate.

>> No.9709151
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The joke was obviously made for humor purposes though. It felt right in place with a post that you'd regularly see on this site a decade ago. Stormfags were the ones seriously trying to push hatred and agenda, like /pol/ is. But posts like that? It's just a joke. It's pretty much just a more elaborate version of "nigga stole my bike" which is another old meme.

>> No.9709153

That anon's post wasn't a joke, it was them venting about losing their package by spewing their shitty hatred all over the place and whining that they hate their country and all the people in it.
Anyone with two brain cells can tell the difference.

>> No.9709154

>seagulls are racist
woah didn't see that one coming

>> No.9709160

You should come to Germany, we'll gladly take you in

>> No.9709162

Germany is filled with people that person hates though?

>> No.9709165

You soooooo clearly live in a first world country lol

>> No.9709169

Not favelados tho, she doesn't hate them because they're brown, she hates them because they're lazy opportunistic thieves that poison the country with their bullshit.

You live in a first world country with first world troubles, you wouldn't get it

>> No.9709170
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Try again. I live in a third world country in Africa that's probably worse off than Brazil in a lot of ways (inb4 "Liar, Africa doesn't have internet!").
All my packages come in nicely, though. Never lost a single one or had anything stolen. I'm even on good terms with a particular postman. Must be karma on your end.

>> No.9709173

Racist post without comical undertones:
>My package got lost, I bet fucking shitskins stole it.

Racist post with comical undertones:
>Making up an elaborate and detailed story about he thieves, painting them as buffoons, and poking fun at herself by pointing out how worthless her shit is to outsiders

Seriously look at her post again and you'll realize it's half anger posting but half joking because laughter is the best medicine.

Again, not even anon from the original post but holy shit it's weird seeing the userbase of this site get so triggered in such a short period of time over something that old 4chan would have laughed off.

>> No.9709174

*doubts your claims*

>> No.9709175

>Lose like 6-7 pounds of weight
>Meta dress is suddenly loose and slipping off my shoulders

Dang, was I really that fat? I didn't think 6 pounds was a whole lot either way.

>> No.9709177

Not my problem. Believe whatever makes you feel better about going on an autistic tirade about "shitskins", anon.

>> No.9709182

If the whole village says you're sick, see a doctor. It's not just that /cgl/ is suddenly easily ~triggered~, it's that it's pretty obvious anon is racist, even if you don't see it (otherwise the "reeee shitskins" wouldn't have come into play, she'd just call them assholes or dirty thieves)

>> No.9709183

I'm not her, I just relate to what she's feeling about living in a place where shit just doesn't work and people have a shitty attitude and a shitty mentality that holds them back.

I don't believe you in the slightest, the way you jumped on the grenade to protect the poor dark people gives you away. Or you're living in a good area designed for foreigners and you don't get to see the real shit, just the sanitized version so you come back to spend some of your euros there.

>> No.9709184

She's racist to her own countrymen, I'd say she knows better than you if that hate is warranted. You're just feeling offended because she mentioned they're brown, nevermind that she might be right.
Look up all the shit that got "lost or misplaced" during the 2014 World Cup.

>> No.9709187

More like the whole village with its own culture is gradually taken over by outsiders who try to make the village their own place, which is the point I was making.

4chan's userbase has changed.

>> No.9709188

Again, not my problem if you don't believe me because you believe everyone has to explode into a racist tantrum over inconveniences in life (or, you know, maybe I actually am a "dark person" - but that doesn't make sense, only white people use 4chan, r-right?).
I probably would've sympathized with anon as a person who also lives in a country with problems, if she wasn't so racially charged in her complaint, and then smugly insisted that her angry daydream was the "truth". As it stands, I don't, and I will continue to laugh.
The ironic thing is that you're probably the one who lives in a first world country (if you're the German anon).

>> No.9709192

It's definitely that cgl is the most feminine and triggerable board though. Probably has the highest Tumblr population next to /co/.

>> No.9709194

I'm also in south america. So you're black, is it? Felt alluded to and had to respond?

Never crossed your mind that oh shit those people I know that steal stuff and fence it, that stuff belonged to someone? Maybe that's gonna give the owner a bad time, but she's probably rich or worse, white, so who cares fuck her lol, right?

>> No.9709196
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Right? Maybe there's hope for the West after all.

t. /pol/lack who also happens to like cosplay and LARP

>> No.9709197

>more bullshit and an attempt to racebait by accusing me of "knowing people who steal" (lmao) and hating anon for being white or rich(??)
Yeah, okay. I think I'm done.
Remember, though: Normal people say "Wow, this really sucks" when bad things happen to them. Racist douchebags screech about how much they hate people of other races. No one's obliged to empathize with the latter group. :^)

>> No.9709200

It's mostly that. I pretty much got diagnosed in middle school and I'm 20 now, and I never really got better. It's usually a matter of insurance, what resources are actually out there, getting there, etc.

Last year I had a decent temp job and therapy and a mentor and everything, but then the job ended, the therapy program I was using got cut, and I've just been going to school solely because it's easier and I want to finish, even if I have no plans of working when I do, even though I know I have to. It takes a lot of energy to reach out for help, too. I've been hospitalized once and that didn't even help.

I just get really angry at myself whenever a new game comes out or all my friends go to a con thats a few hours away and I can't afford it. I always tell myself that, oh, I'll get a job and it'll be fine. But these days I get scared even looking at an application, knowing that if I fill it out I might actually get called for an interview and that I won't want to go to that or work because it's very frustrating trying to keep a boss happy when I can barely take care of myself.

>> No.9709201

Nice virtue signaling tho, "black"-chan

>> No.9709202

>whole village
>one anon samefagging it up

>> No.9709203

Holy shit, what are the cosplay and lolita scenes like in your country?

>> No.9709204
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Gulls getting offended by a post? More news at 10.

>> No.9709205

>anime picture
>k e k
>y-you're triggered!!!!
s h i t s k i n

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I don't think you know what "virtue signalling" means, and implying that I must be white for not falling for shitty bait is kind of pathetic.
Still, here's one last (You) for all your troubles.

>> No.9709208

Wtf l love hitler now

>> No.9709209

I think you should definitely tell your psychiatrist and/or your therapist if you're having suicidal ideation/intent. They're there to help you with that, and they might try a different approach to help you if they know you're struggling.

>> No.9709211

Pretty non-existent. There's kind of an underground punk/alt scene going, but I haven't really found anyone else of my kind (Jfash/cosplay), which is unfortunate, but I've always preferred hanging out online to real life communities anyway.

>> No.9709212

She's lying, she's just a tourist and she's feeling magnanimous and merciful after interacting with the cute brown people in a padded safe room.

>> No.9709216

You're lucky that his outfit is supposed to look like a mess. I actually got excited when I thought about cosplaying him because there's almost no hemming involved in his coat. Sometimes I even like to imagine that he sewed it or altered it himself.

There's lots of tricks to looking taller, so there's probably tricks to look shorter too, not that I can think of any right now.

>> No.9709218

>this amount of salt just because you think everyone in a developing country on 4chan must be racist, white and/or jaded
Do you want me to break out a timestamp with my brown hand next to my newest wig or something? A picture of my passport? I'll do it, but only if you ask politely.

>> No.9709219

I really want to believe there are bourgeois weeaboos meeting in well protected middle and upper class developments in third world dumps, because that would be cyberpunk as fuck

>> No.9709222

Yeeeeeeah fuck off back to your european homeland and stop being patronizing to the third world, you only get to do that when you pay us for it.

That'd be nice, more convincingly tho: Name the country, the city, the local sports team and some local slang

>> No.9709223

Well at least you confirmed yourself that you're so salted to the point of samefagging because you are a shitskin

>> No.9709225

A lolita Rhodesia in the modern day

>> No.9709230

Maybe try being less condescending.

>> No.9709233
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>used to live in Old Tallinn, Estonia
>very old walled city, old architecture
>narrow alleys, cobblestone streets, very few cars
>people in medieval clothing walking around
>lots of medieval themed restaurants and stores
>cute violinist girl plays for spare change down the street
>move to the US
>"low income" suburbs
>everyone drives, no walking at all
>only music playing in public is gangsta rap
>ads everywhere
I want to go back

>> No.9709238
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Sorry it took a while. No passport, but this should suffice. Blurred out all personal info so as not to dox myself.
>Black Stars
>Chale (written as "Charlie", but that's not how it's pronounced)

I posted
and nothing else (with exception to my replies to you), so I'm not sure why you're accusing me of samefagging. Stay pissy, though.

>> No.9709257
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You guys didn't make it into the World Cup looooooooooool
Neither did we ;_;

Okay my bad, I thought I was dealing with some snooty dutch cunt posturing as a philanthropist while boosting her ego. I apologize.
I hope we can be friends from now on.

>> No.9709265
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No problem, anon. I can see why most would be skeptical.

>> No.9709289

Did you start hormonal birth control? Estrogen plays a role in fat/cellulite development.

>> No.9709313

Women find stability as attractive as actual good looks a lot of the time. And good hygene is a must. If you take care of your appearance, smell nice but not overpowering and have a good job, you are likely to have more luck with the ladies.

>> No.9709317

I don't mark down anything. If I do and someone makes a paypal claim later, I pretty much automatically lose. And things won't be insured for more than what the package states. Also it is illegal and I could face fines if caught. I buy and sell too frequently to want to raise any red flags.

>> No.9709326

because no seller with half a brain is going to put themselves at risk just so you can save the $30 customs fee that you should be paying

>> No.9709327

That feel when you're a lone lolita and all you ever want is a anti-SWJ military bf

>> No.9709331

Muscle tissue is denser than fat, so if you start working out weight doesn't tell the whole story.

>> No.9709333

I don't normally bid till the last 3-5 minutes. The longer you wait to start a bid war is the less money you tend to spend. Learn the art of watching listings like a hawk, and refreshing your page frequently if you really want the item.

>> No.9709336


>> No.9709347


Zero chance there. Swamped at work for 3 months straight (too tired to work out), it's been raining so I can't take my usual evening walks, and I'm even getting groceries delivered all the time. That weight loss has to come 100% from diet, I don't see any other way.

Girls do carry weight unevenly though, I'm thinking some fat probably came off from my shoulders/arms and now the dress is noticeably looser only because the shoulder straps were probably keep it in place before, and now they're not.

Depressingly, my bust does not seem to have gone down at all. RIP all the cute babydoll dresses I still can't wear.

>> No.9709351

My family are also addicts. I had to cut ties with them because they would always ask or demand money and things. Life is so much better without them. He probably needs to do the hard thing, moving out and cutting them off.

>> No.9709354

If you aren't that big, 5 pounds can mean a lot of change.

>> No.9709366
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for you

>> No.9709373
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If you're literally an autistic NEET, is it a good idea to go to cons?

If you have an attractive face and decent muscle mass with good frame and muscle insertions, how hard is it to get these girls to sleep with you?

>> No.9709376

Most girls don't go to cons to get laid. While they probably have low standards because of self-esteem issues and/or mental instability they generally aren't the type to do one night stands. That's not to say you can't succeed, try cosplaying a popular 'husbando' type character. Just don't get your hopes up too high.

>> No.9709378

Why would you ever do that?

>> No.9709379

All husbando characters are faggy twinks.

I'm too jacked to cosplay them.

>> No.9709383

>6 days from item posted to delivery.
>To fucking Ghana.
>Arrived in the country at 0749.
>Attempted delivery at 1126.
>Redelivery at 1320.

Holy fuck, I live in Australia and EMS takes like two weeks.
How the fuck is your post so fucking efficient?

>> No.9709384

Girls generally don't care about ripped dudes, and nerdier girls specially tend to dislike them. Were you not aware that the only people who like muscles are the gays before you started lifting?

>> No.9709386

Girls don't like professional bodybuilders who abused anabolic steroids and are stage/photo ready (coated themselves in orange paint, dehydrated themselves, cut, tanned, pumped, etc.)

That's the mental image in a female's brain when they say they don't like muscular guys. So dumb.

>> No.9709389

They probably don't have as many packages to deal with.

>> No.9709395

Most Girls:
>Ewww I don't like those super muscular guys, they're all on steroids, I like bodies like Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans instead.

>> No.9709402

>Girls generally don't care about ripped dudes

I laughed, sorry but you're delusional.

>> No.9709415

i like loki more its ok

>> No.9709418
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He's a dude in Hollywood, I would legitimately be surprised if he hasn't done at least one cycle.

That said, he's probably never done a blast like Hemsworth or Evans has.

>> No.9709426


BMI too high for that, gonna go with my arm fat shrunk and that was what's holding up my shoulder straps.

Thanks for the ideas though. I thought I was just venting a little puzzlement into the void, didn't think I'd get serious replies.

>> No.9709436


idk, have you seen the board when /fit/ invaded. /fit/ wanted to work out and lift. /cgl/ wanted to diet, sleep and green tea their way to skinny. Gonna be a rough go if the guy always wants to go out to the gym and the girl always wants to stay home and nerd out.

Wrong race. Yuzuru Hanyu. Half the board has yellow fever.

>> No.9709438

>Yuzuru Hanyu
Not even gay and I'd be on board.
>Yellow Fever
Anyone with a pulse has some sort of yellow fever.
I can basically name all the big titty JAV idols.

>> No.9709447 [DELETED] 

Basically what >>9709389 said, but like I said before, I'm on good terms with one of the guys there, so that might play a part in it.
Either way, it's pretty nice.

>> No.9709448

Basically what >>9709389 said, but like I said before, I'm on good terms with one of the guys there, so that might play a part in it.
Either way, it's pretty nice.
On that note, I probably should've blurred out the tracking number, but the name listed for delivery isn't that of a person who's even particularly active/available on the internet, so I guess it's no big deal.

>> No.9709453


He's the real life version of Yuri on Ice, so he's much more accurate to what cgl nerd girls have the hots for. Plus I think he's small enough to fit into male burando, so you'll be hitting the lolitas in their soft spot as well. And have you seen him at competitions? His attitude is like sunshine and puppies and he really likes Pooh bear, a complete 180 from the "lel dumb girls" attitude that muscleheads throw around on cgl.

If you needed to know what you should be working towards to attract nerdy girls, forget the Hollywood Chrises posted itt, Yuzuru's where it's at.

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Still get those comments though, on a weekly basis, "don't get too big, girls don't like that".
Had one girl say that, then say that Zac Efron was the ideal.
Dude is on crazy amount of gear.

>> No.9709464
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>tfw my boyfriend and I are cosplaying Ripley & Hicks

That sexy armor is almost done.

>> No.9709477


I'm honestly turned off by your pic, so I'm going to posit that maybe she meant this is the max limit and not the ideal? Either that or maybe she's never seen him with his clothes off and doesn't know he looks like this underneath his clothes?

Or maybe not, I don't actually know what kind of girls you hang around with.

Anyways, females aren't all one hivemind. It'll be helpful if you remember that what one girl likes another may not, plus you waded into cgl, den of the otaku girls, so I don't know why you expect us to have normie tastes. Such as this beefcake. Ugh. He definitely looks much better all covered up in a suit.

>> No.9709492
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>Women find stability as attractive as actual good looks a lot of the time
Maybe older women on "settle down mode", younger girls want excitement and spontaneity and adventure

>> No.9709498

It was a normie girl I work with, but it's a surprisingly common comment.

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>> No.9709510

Read the timestamps

>> No.9709533

Can we get rid of the gender fluid people also?

>> No.9709548

So which one do we use

>> No.9709590

How does it feel to be this BTFO? Holy shit, kek.

>> No.9709608

>implying those were the same anons
>implying there were any replies at all that "BTFO" anyone
>implying that your sad samefagging after a thread is saving looks anything but desperate
oh sweet naive shitskin

>> No.9709852

>projecting your own samefagging to save face

>> No.9711113

>girlfriend has loads of couples cosplay ideas
>I cant handle LDR and really cant give her the amount of love she needs + cant really afford to change that
>stressing me out and unsure what to do

>> No.9711763

you sound like you look for thots

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