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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Maybe being a mom won't be so bad edition

>> No.9700905


>> No.9700911

Don't ruin your life

>> No.9700954

>work at a help desk even though I'm autistic
>they rollout "chat" support
>quickly become the top "chat" analyst from years of mmo and msn/aim management
>work thinks I'm some kinda superhero
>takes away all my supporting chat analysts
>doing the work of 3-4 people alone
>dress up as Superman for Halloween
>management finds it a riot
>promoted to chat team lead shortly after
>went to a con as crossplayed
>boss finds out and confronts me
>somehow end up in discussion about anime and his kid is getting in to it

Sorry this isn't going anywhere I'm just autistic
thanks for reading my blog pls like comment and subscribe

>> No.9700961

you sound really cool

>> No.9700965
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>tfw when no cosplay gf

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You have a breddy good life desu, work is going to screw you either way.
Either you work more because your job sucks, or you work more for 6+ moths to get promoted. I know the latter feel, just need to get a new cosplay missus and my life is back on normie ville track /cliche

>> No.9701215

Good job integrating your hobby skills into your work. I hope your next post doesn't involve your boss hiring you as a nanny to his children.

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>tfw bf suggests I cosplay Hululu and he dresses up as a penguin so we can have sex "in honor of Grape-kun" to fulfill his wishes

S-should I???

>> No.9701259

>lewding kemonos

off yourself instantly

>> No.9701262
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>tfw no cosplay gf to kick me in the nuts and fart on me

>> No.9701274

A girl in my comm is getting married while dressed as Zone-Tan.

>> No.9701288

Press F for Grape-kun

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>getting married while dressed as Zone-tan
Did I read that right? Zone-tan as in the mascot of ZONE Archive Zone-tan? As in ZTV-news Zone-tan? What the unholy hell?!

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>married while dressed as Zone-Tan

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>> No.9701326

I want to make a Doll coordinate desu. She's a cutie.
But i'm pretty small (5"3)

>> No.9701328
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Every comm has that one white girl who thinks she's black.

>> No.9701341

>you will never be an '80s tough guy
At least blaring Van Halen in my 1988 manual transmission toyota with a revolver on my hip sorta makes me feel like one

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And a ton of black girls who think they're white
They're all best girl and wish them the best

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Follow your dreams, anon.

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My friend can't finish her cosplay because she's crying abut net neutrality.

>> No.9701398

I'm having panic attacks over it myself.

>> No.9701407
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>being American

>> No.9701415

Do you want your sex to be a living meme?

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>> No.9701418 [DELETED] 

why would someone be an uneducated monkey?

>> No.9701421

It's a genuine issue to worry about tho.

>> No.9701423

that frequently keeps me up at night as well

>> No.9701428

I pretty much hate winter, anons.
>barely any customers for cosplays
>so many layers I feel like a Michelin Man
>winter depression is coming

not to mention that my first order from a store got mixed up.

at least lucky pack season is upon us

>> No.9701463

European here, what exactly is it and why is it so bad? Googled it yet I just can't understand (mainly because it's late and i'm tired)

>> No.9701465

Why do you put your gross fart fetish stuff in every thread on any board?! Goddamn.

>> No.9701467

European too, I think it's something to do with ISPs being able to do shit like throttle your download speeds or restrict your access to certain services or websites for whatever reasons they want freely under the law. Like purposely making your connection shit when accessing Netflix or Amazon Video to push their own video on demand service instead

>> No.9701472
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It means we cyberpunk now

>> No.9701473

American here. It's basically net censorship by allowing the ISP to slow down your speed to websites that are deemed inappropriate. Some say they want to charge extra to be able to see things that are being censored. Others are worried about these censored websites being completely unenviable to keep people from seeing 'inappropriate' content Either way, ISP's already throttle your speed to make you spend extra money on a "higher speed" package

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>tfw you will never be American

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Instead you get to live indirectly under the heel of Uncle Sam's cowboy boot in some second rate client state

>> No.9701499

I get to be surrounded by white people and not get shot, which is good enough for me

>> No.9701505

Most criminals carry 9mm; you could just walk that off

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Convince me to be your boyfriend and buy you lots of cute dresses.

Give me one good reason you deserve a bf

>> No.9701545

Convince me to be your girlfriend and prioritize you over my brand.

Give me one good reason you deserve a qt cgl gf

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I have lots of money, I'm strong, I run my own business, smell good and am very fertile.

>> No.9701555

>am very fertile
>implying I'd want a baby more than Baby

>> No.9701557

This is nice picture

>> No.9701558

A Chinese girl in my little sister's comm has a crush on me, and I'm thinking of letting her take me with her to China like she wanted to. So much shit going down in the USA. It sucks ass.

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>woman who doesn't want to have children

There's only one way you can be a failure as a woman and you somehow managed it. Completely worthless.

>> No.9701561

Oh don't worry. Just like Trump, it'll affect you.

>> No.9701562

Good luck finding a qt lolita gf who wants to destroy her body for your pregnancy fetish.

>> No.9701570

The only thing Trump has affected for me here so far is the amount of laughing I did the morning of the election results watching lefties going into complete meltdown on social media.

>> No.9701573

what a catch

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*BRAPs your path*

>> No.9701583

I wonder what's going through this dog's head

>> No.9701588
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>tfw no Nazi vampire mistress lolita gf to take me as her prisoner and use me for her sick fantasies

>> No.9701594

The money you make selling semen covered figurines out of your parents basement will never make up for your uggo personality.

Also the ability to successfully shlep a bottle of Mountain Dew up and down stairs does not classify you as strong.

lmao I keep telling my boyfriend how rare he is for having nerdy hobbies while being fit and having a good personality and he refuses to believe me.

He is aware of "a 4chan" but thinks it's just some weird place for anime child pornography.

Well adjusted guys really have a hard time understanding that people like this poster actually exist.

>> No.9701606

go write about it on tumblr princess

>> No.9701614

You do realize he's cheating on you, right?

>> No.9701616

>currently working from home as a programmer
>making good money but I'm bored and unhappy
>lonelita, only wear lolita when I sit around in my apartment alone
>learned how to bake really well over the past few years to make my lifestyle a bit cuter
>want to quit everything and open a qt bakery but I'm too chickenshit to even daydream about it so I don't disappoint myself

I just want to live a cute lolita lifestyle but I'm too much of a pussy. It feels stupid to have dreams like this.

>> No.9701620

Are you saying it's easier than I thought to get a gf who will watch rtro anime with me?

>> No.9701621

It would probably fail like most businesses but there is only one way to find out.

>> No.9701622

>Woman who doesn't want to push you into having crotch droppings.
Waifu material.

>> No.9701626

roasties are not waifu material, they are a diamond dozen

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Yeah, sure.

Roasties, for the most part, still want to settle down with a beta provider and raise Chad's babies.

I'm living child free, no way I'm wasting my life on that shit.

>> No.9701637

>wasting your life
>on creating life

I hope you are still young, because that is an extremely sad outlook on life

>> No.9701642

>Creating life.
If that's all I cared about, I'd just spend my life traveling SEA and spreading my seed.

I have a good, happy life with my wife - neither of us want to or need to ruin that with children.
5 minutes with someone else's kids is enough to tell me I don't ever want my own.

>> No.9701645

*dime a dozen

>> No.9701649


>> No.9701650

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>> No.9701652

Whats the deal with women who have a boyfriend, female friends, but no male friends, by actively avoiding going past "colleagues" with them?

>> No.9701654

Oh fuck off, as another child free gull my life does not revolve around having babies to feel "fulfilled"

Life is what you make of it. No one needs to have a baby to not have a "sad outlook on life"

>> No.9701655

Honestly, don't hate yourself, don't feel like you're entitled to a girlfriend, and yeah!

I was always in anime fandoms and it seemed predominantly women, we just seemed to keep to different sites than guys. I honestly thought there was no way I would ever, ever meet a not creepy guy who was okay with my being into anime-- hoping that I would meet a guy who was into the same nerdy interests as me seemed absurd, the idea of meeting a normal looking guy who I could share my hobbies with would have blown my mind. I guarantee you there are still a lot of women who think like that. They're looking for the same thing you are.

Ask yourself what you're looking for in a girlfriend and be open to meeting those same standards for yourself.

You've all heard the importance of grooming and bathing shpiel, so I'll cut to the part that a lot of guys on 4chan miss which is have a good personality.

Ask yourself what are the kinds of people who you like hanging around with, who make you happy to see them? Who do you look up to? Those are people to learn from. You want to be someone that people want to hang around with.

There's plenty of rich hot guys in Hollywood, yet Zach Gallifinakis has never been short on arm candy-- self confidence talks.

Self confidence is not like the arrogance the sad poster was using where it's a sad and pathetic attempt at covering up crippling insecurity and low self esteem. Self confidence comes from your knowing who you are and being happy with it. If you get some rejections then know everyone gets them at some point or another and move on.

For both men and women, be careful of looking for boyfriends and girlfriends in the con scene. The crazy ratio is too high, the Efame thirst is too high. Try clubs and groups and hobbies- college anime clubs, hobbies like LARP and DnD will have smaller groups of more normal people with a steady life just looking to engage in something they're passionate about.

>> No.9701656

He's just a lost /pol/tard who's somehow convinced that if women decided to breed that they'd choose him.

>> No.9701657

Some of us are not naive enough to believe males can be friends without wanting to fuck us at some point. Easier to just keep things professional.

I used to believe they could, but every single male friend I have ever had has taught me I am wrong.

>> No.9701658

I'm actually very very sensitive to pain and pressure. The thought of pushing out a watermelon gives me nightmares....It's not that I hate babies. I'm just terrified of child birth

>> No.9701662

I dont hate children either, I was a nanny, a preschool assistant, and I plan on teaching children my whole life.

I just dont want my own kids and I am also terrified of child birth due to my own genetic failings.

I still think I might adopt someday, but not for a long time.

>> No.9701663

Well, I hope you're at least drawing a proper boundary. Because this "hot&cold" game that's being played on me is driving me nuts.

>> No.9701665


Also if you're looking for a girlfriend just don't talk like this and you're already ahead of idiots. Using terms like Roastie and Beta translates for women to "I am a sad and pathetic virgin and no woman will ever touch me, would m'lady like to partake of my love pillow collection?"

You will get laughed at and become the subject of every "oh my god, you will not believe what this one creepy guy was saying" for months.

>> No.9701666

If any of you crazy bitches has a ps4:
There are great sales going on right now, spread the word

>> No.9701667

I dont know how much more of a boundary some men need beyond "I AM ENGAGED" because those words do not seem to mean anything to the majority.

>> No.9701668

I'll give you the perspective of a guy on the this:

Friendships with women are 99% of the time hard work, there's a lot of drama that comes with it, most of the time you have to be careful with your jokes/mannerisms unlike how you have to be around guy friends.
Shit that would be water off a guys back is a huge issue with a lot of women.

It's like making friends with your local priest, you're gonna have to moderate yourself constantly unless they're the exception to the rule.

If you're putting in that much effort, you're not after just another freind, you're after a gf.

>> No.9701669

I'm married, granted I don't talk like that in real life - I don't know anyone who actually would.

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>tfw lesbian and made that clear with past male friends to avoid awkward situations for the both of us
>still eventually get asked out and they get pissed off and stop talking to me when I let them down

>> No.9701672

I get that, which is why I no longer try to make friends with males, its just a waste of a time for everyone.

Its not their fault really, its just somewhat annoying

>> No.9701675

For a married dude why in the crap would you be sweating about ~beta providers~ and ~chads babies~

Grow some balls, man

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>Grow some balls, man

>> No.9701679

No I mean if you don't want to be friends don't go around touching him to get his attentiin, leaning in real close to talk to him, being all giggly etc. , just to give them the cold shoulder the next time around. And the moment I thnk well never actually be friends the bullshit starts all over again.

A litte bit of consistency would be nice so I know where I stand.

>> No.9701680

Not really, just spreading the word that childless women != slurries and slurries != childless women.

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>this thread

>> No.9701684

Those words are a huge redflag for "I'm a virgin manchild and a crybaby"

>> No.9701686

Your poor wife having to deal with someone this insecure who spends his free time fantasizing about her getting knocked up with someone else's kid...

Poor girl must weigh 300lbs to think she has no option but to put up with this :(

>> No.9701687

I want to be a mom so bad but Im only 20yo

CGL related:
I want to go to the loliday meet up of my comm buy im so shy and I feel that my coords are too simple.

>> No.9701689

This thread is like a who's who of those creepy mouth breathing guys who are always glaring at you and your friends when you go out to have fun.

>> No.9701693

The only reason guys are looking at you is because of how fat you are sweety

>> No.9701695

Are you me? It happened every single time and they were cool dudes otherwise or so i thought. I was so terribly disappointed.
One managed to shatter my heart into pieces because I actually considered him just like a best friend and a second brother,knew him for two years, and he turned to be some sick fucker who fapped to 12yo girls and actually had a "plan" to make me fall for him. I trusted him a lot and loved him a lot too. He was very manipulative (aka "i would kill myself if you went away anon" and i would naively respond "off course i won't go away! I like you a lot man!") and clever at that. Terrifying.

>> No.9701698

Mfw ausfag, net-speeds are choked up for everything anyway due to NBN fuckery, haven't had reliable wifi for months despite being the ~FUTURE~ of Aussie internet
> At least I can hope they fix it soon and stop trying to reinvent the fucking wheel r-right?

>> No.9701699

Anon seemed to have striked a nerve there, you alright bud?

>> No.9701704

I'm not even a guy

>> No.9701705

This thread is basically why you shouldn't date nerdy guys.

Better normal and into football than into anime and absolutely grotesque.

I'll take a sweet and funny "Chad" over a drooling bag of lard bubbling with self hate any time.

>> No.9701708

That goes without question.

>> No.9701709

Heh,this. As sad as it is because some guys look legit cool and fun, I just don't try to make friends with them anymore and try to keep a certain distance. I'm not even cute or anything but everytime i got a guy friend he ended up confessing having feelings for me and it was awkward for the both of us.
I even tried to just pass myself as a dude in discord convos but eventually we would voicechat or something and I couldnt hide it any longer and then they would just...change.
The worst is once they know what i look like they totally change and no longer treat me in the bro way they did before. I'm not even a really pretty girl at all.

>> No.9701711

So how would it "strike a nerve" with me?

>> No.9701712

chad cheats tho

>> No.9701714

This thread seems like the right place for you to meet the creepy prince of your dreams, then.

>> No.9701720

I mean. You can date a normal, handsome guy you enjoy spending time with and understand that as with anyone there's always the chance of cheating and you'll have to trust them.

Or you can date someone who is so grotesque nobody would ever give them the opportunity to cheat on you.

Like. Is it really that hard a decision? Better to trust someone and be happy even at the risk of having your heart broken than to settle with some toxic lard pile who will just drag you down into being as unhappy and miserable as he is.

>> No.9701724

Different poster but I'll hazard a guess because you're lonely and miserable and the thought of normal women out in a group having fun triggers you into remembering how lonely and unlovable you are?

>> No.9701728

But are you loyal?

>tfw when I got a bf from 4chan but he's probably the one posting this drivel

>> No.9701731

>tfw when I got a bf from 4chan but he's probably the one posting this drivel

Oh god I am so sorry. You had to date someone that sounds like that?

>> No.9701733

>some toxic lard pile who will just drag you down into being as unhappy and miserable as he is
what I don't get is where you're getting this oddly specific bogeyman from, gull friend

>> No.9701739

You just reminded me why I've never done any of your recommended actions. I don't really fit in with nerd groups, because I'm more of an autistic jock than a true nerd myself.

>> No.9701740

Happy, well rounded, well adjusted people don't talk like a thread from /r/incels, gull friend.

The guys in this thread don't exactly sound like the happy, well adjusted types.

>> No.9701742

>autistic jock

Lol no such thing. The minute normal guys get together, especially for sports, they'd tear an autist's fee-fees apart. Since autistic people aren't exactly known for their ability to take a joke I'm calling BS

>> No.9701743

You'd be shocked at just how racist and sexist happy well-adjusted people can be when they actually let their guard down and shoot from the hip.

That cute charismatic guy? He's probably on the same page as the r9k guys, only he has a lot more to lose if he lets his actual opinions be known.

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well everyone is a little horrible on the inside, Anon

>> No.9701745

We're not women, if a dude is a little weird or a little off we're mostly fine with it and strive to make him feel welcome.
It's you girls with your retarded hierarchies and queen bee bullshits.

>> No.9701748

Given how toxic you are yourself, you'd be a great match.

>> No.9701749

>racist and sexist happy well-adjusted

Nayrt but I'd take that over racist, sexist, sad, and maladapted

>> No.9701751


What the fuck is it with cgl boasting about their shitty boyfriends like they're some sort of golden catch of the day when they're probably compensating for a shitty ass boyfriend.

>> No.9701754

To rile you up.

>> No.9701756

So as long as he's cute it's fine? Aren't you proving the incels right with that?

>> No.9701760

Is there a better term I should be using for a guy with few friends who has never had a gf, but enjoys spending a saturday lining up with other guys to slam face first into each other full tilt and shoot whiskey to rock n roll afterward? Seriously what is the term for a weirdo who likes to do manly man stuff over most nerd stuff?

>> No.9701761


The issue I take is when they boast about things that probably are present in the majority of the population.

But I guess with how maladjusted most people are here why am I even surprised it's a feat when people do that.

>> No.9701766

I just want to die.
I can't get a decent enough job to pay for my living expenses, much less my jfashion hobby, despite graduating from a "good school" with "excellent" grades and working from the time I was 14. My only friends are thousands of miles away and a lot more socially stable than myself. My one good parent is also thousands of miles away.
I can't even kill myself because I have a student loan tied to my parent, and they're too poor to pay for it.
I've been trying for a couple of years, and I can't handle this. No matter what I do, it's a constant, soul-destroying struggle, and I can't handle it anymore.
I'm sorry, seagulls. I needed to tell someone. I wish I was better than this.

>> No.9701767

>tfw have boyfriend who buys me brand

>> No.9701770

There was no mention of physical features. Someone's projecting...

>> No.9701774

you're the one who keeps mentioning weight, fat people are unattractive

>> No.9701777

Cheer up anon! It may seem terrible today but i'm sure that in a few years what you just wrote will be but a distant memory.
Bad times don't last forever. Stay determined! You're good enough. Don't think like that. You're being too harsh on yourself.
Things won't stay so bad forever

>> No.9701779

>everyone replying to me is the same person!!!!!!!!!
>mfw >>9701749 even said nayrt

>> No.9701783

So you stepped in to defend her, where did she go?

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>there are 44 posters in this thread

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>> No.9701791

Unwarranted sense of self-importance and wanting to piss off other gulls, do keep in mind this place is /r9k/ with frills

>> No.9701797

>fertile male
Absolutely disgusting.

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>one chance at life
>born a man

If I was born a girl I would cosplay as cute anime girls too ;_;

>> No.9701823

>born a man
You were boy, but you grew into a faggot

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It's the very reason we exist OP. Not to say you or anyone else is just reproductive organs walking around. 28 and have 3 kids, started after I got my masters. It's been rough and the fun has definitely taken a hit but I would not trade this joy for anything else. I just hope you're with someone who gives a shit about you. Met my wife at church in college and was mortified when I ran into her at anime club. We share hobbies which has even let us get away to a con or two every year, management is important. Fun doesn't stop, but priorities change.

>> No.9701831
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That's a redflag if I ever saw one

>> No.9701856

You can still dress up as a cute girl if you want to, anon

>> No.9701857

Eh, if she's into that.

>> No.9701859

Crossplaying cute girls even if you're a big burly man is one of the greatest joys in life.

>> No.9701865
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tfw lesbian so piss off mra incel trash trash by just existing

>> No.9701919
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>be me, flabby and jiggly in all the wrong ways
>want to be a gr8 Dal Dal Choi for A-kon 2018
>decide to better myself
>start exercising for the first time in my life
>ask my dad to teach me taekwondo again

>went running an hour ago
>ate the dirt super hard
>bloody elbows, badly bruised palms and knees
>got back up and soon started running again without shedding a single tear
>it's silly but I'm proud of me for this

Now I'm having trouble finding obviously fit female characters to cosplay. Sure, most of them are thin, but they aren't distinctly fit in either character setting or design. Of the series I follow, only Dal Dal Choi [Girls of the Wild's], Marie-Joseph [Innocent], Hanaka [Hanakaku], Tachibana-sensei [Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru?], and Fem!Ranma [Ranma 1/2] come to mind. There are plenty of other characters in GotW, Ranma, and DNKM, but somehow it feels... limited. I want to use cosplay to help fuel my lifestyle change.

>> No.9701921

>everybody is in a relationship
>everybody is a nonvirgin
Gull, I...

>> No.9701923
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Tfw my little sister ripped on me for being "such a roastie"

>> No.9701926

whoa, where is this character from? she looks like a badass rokku gal

>> No.9701935

No More Heroes

>> No.9701939

how do I get a cosplay girl to dress me as she pleases for her amusement

>> No.9701943
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>too nervous to respond to messages from FF threads
>too nervous to start conversations cause i don't want to be annoying
>tfw ghost everyone out of sheer paranoia
I hate this, I hate being lonely but reaching out is so difficult.

>> No.9701944

i do the same thing

be my friend so you can get ghosted for once

>> No.9701945

I love me some chubby dudes. they feel best.
chubby girls are even better.
real talk, the world isn't just chad's vs kekistani trash
I'm hoping to find pure christian but kinky boi to build a nice life with. someone who will sugar me as much as I sugar them. someone who I can talk to about dream dresses, watch hand-drawn animu with, and who will tie my waist ties for me, then kiss me on the cheek.
I won't settle for anything less.
>also, wild spiritual sex

>> No.9701946

Are you me anon? ;_;

>> No.9701952

I want to have kids so fucking bad. Im 27 y.o. and my ovaries are crying over babies, cute little clothes and accesories and decorating rooms for kids.

Too fucking bad because I'm probably infertile and don't have enough money for in vitro.

>> No.9701956

Just go. It only happens twice a year anyway!

>> No.9701961



He's out there, anon. If you're into Christian and chubby I'm sure there are some anime church groups for those churches that have groups for everything.

Thanks for giving me a laugh in this train wreck of a thread.

>> No.9701965

Same old same old:
them feels when black friday sales and cyber monday are upon you but you've been sick for the past three weeks and have not been at work to earn a paycheck. I may have to sell my soul...

>> No.9701967

Well done anon; keep up the good work. We're rooting for you

>> No.9701968

Shit I need to message that poor girl back.

>> No.9701979
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>tfw mother questioned why I own a canister of nitrogen in my closet when she came to spend the week at my house for Thanksgiving

Gee, is this how it feels like for a parent to have "the talk" with their kids?

>> No.9701980

hello ladies

how much does a man need to bench before you can love him?

>> No.9701981
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When the girls in your comm say they dindu nuffin, but you know they diddu sumfin.

>> No.9701986

Shit, I need to message that poor guy back.

>> No.9701987

Shit, I need to message those poor 7 people back.

>> No.9702088
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>tfw you'll probably never have friends because at a certain point you always get too stressed out when talking to someone

>> No.9702093

Not at all.
A bit of chub is cuter than muscle to me.

>> No.9702094

God are you guys me?
It happens every single time, and I get all spaghetti when I get to talking (as in "oh god i'm boring them,oh god what do we talk about now,...")

>> No.9702096

>It's basically net censorship


It's companies doing it, so it isn't censorship.
Also it's clearly rent-seeking behaviour, which is the most American way of making money.

>> No.9702097

I thought that mostly happened to guys.

>> No.9702098

I guess moving to a nation that won't let you access any of the sites they're going to charge extra for in the US is one solution...

>> No.9702100

Posts like these are why I wish friend finder threads had a screen for autism first. Sick of talking to you flakey motherfuckers

>> No.9702107

Your solution is to go to china, where they censor all the websites? Not sure if your logic is sound here.

>> No.9702109

Your screenshot completely contradicts what you just said, what a fucking moron. Why does r9k have to spew mindless drivel on a different board, don't they know they have a containment unit for a reason?

>> No.9702116

JJBA got a lot of fit girls.

>> No.9702119
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>tfw want to cosplay
>too nervous too

How do I get past this

>> No.9702123

>Want to go to a con
>Have no money
>Don't want to work

I know. I'm the actual worst. This happens every year at the same time of year. At some point I'll have to stop being a NEET but the idea of a full time, or even 20 hours of working fills me with so much dread? I should probably get over it because literally everyone feels this way. Even when I had a job that I liked, I hated working with a passion. That sweet anime merch later kind of made up for it, but still.

>> No.9702125

Get drunk

>> No.9702134

people will be happy to see new faces.

>> No.9702136

I'm 50/50 wanting to be a mom
27 yo

When I see older friends getting pregnant and planing for babies, some part of me melts
But the other still has lots of plans for personal training, studying, getting the dream job, doing all classes of projects, etc.
In a happy relationship, but we both need to get a better economical situation, and I am not ready to stop spoiling myself.

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Just so you set some mainstream goals for yourself

>> No.9702144
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the prices on closetchild are so attractive but then you calculate shipping and customs fees and everything doubles

>> No.9702147
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All I want in life is for the dentist to accidentally x-ray my balls, leaving me sterile, leading to a lawsuit and a wealthy life with no possibility of knocking up my groupies.

Also, I don't want kids because I have autism and don't wish to pass it on.

>> No.9702169
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Is there a Chinese cosplayer that isn't a total cunt?

>> No.9702172

Just get a vasectomy, dude. You won't get your lawsuit, but you also won't get kids.

>> No.9702191
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>tfw no best friend to cosplay with

>> No.9702201

>tfw had that friend
>tfw stole her bf
It was worth it, but still

>> No.9702214

That's not very kawaii of you

>> No.9702217

30 yo married and the prospect of kids terrifies me. Me and my husband's lives are very job and hobby (we are programmers and anime fans and I am also a lolita and bjd colelctor) focused and we love spending time just with each other, cuddling etc.
We just rescued a kitten and i feel like even this is to much for us as it takes time away from each-other. I hope this doesn't sound psychotic.

Like, honestly, I am happy for other people my age that have small kiddies now, but for me, I think it would be a death sentence if I had to take care of one day in day out. Maybe i will opt for being a caring aunt, if my bro decides to pop one.

>> No.9702227

>doubles advocate

The expression is devil's advocate.

>> No.9702241

Guys can't get a vasectomy before the age of 40 and without a wife or girlfriend to sign off on it. Pretty much every doctor in North America will not touch that with a 50 foot pole.

Ironic though, it'd be like requiring women to have a man present to sign off on any abortions they have.

>> No.9702263

>tfw that friend moved away due to work
>tfw he's moving back next year
And the great bromance continues.

>> No.9702266

Um no sweetie. I'm an English major and it's definitely doubles advocate

>> No.9702267
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>Game released in Japan with nipples, panty shots, and sexual dialogue
>Gets released in the weest with all of that cut
>"It's not censorship because a company did it"

>> No.9702276

That's fucking stupid.

>> No.9702286

It's to prevent regret 20 years after a vasectomy when it's 100 percent irreversible and to keep guys from pulling a fast one on their wife or gf

>> No.9702300

I don't need other people policing my decisions for me; I deal with the consequences of my own actions. If I regret it 20 years later, that's on me. Similarly, I don't need anyone trying to "think of the poor women getting a fast one pulled on them" when it's still perfectly legal for a doctor to straight up lie to a father after finding out he isn't the biological parent based on basic shit like the child's blood type.

There are plenty of other ways to bamboozle your partner other than saying you'll want a kid but spitting out blanks; there's nothing in place to prevent someone from two-timing their wife. What if we look at it the other way around, and a man getting a vasectomy prevents HIM from getting a fast one pulled on him from some random broad who wants to swear up and down it's his baby?

>> No.9702308
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>29 year old grown adult men must wait until they're 40 to get a vasectomy to prevent "regret"
>13 year old children are legally able to get irreversible sex change procedures done on them despite data showing a majority of them regret doing so and develop mental issues as adults

>> No.9702316

>tfw taller than bf
It's a weird awkward feel but I wouldn't change it for the world

>> No.9702380

Go to EU. You can get it everywhere.

>> No.9702388
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>prepare for ILD by skimming auctions and making all purchases by Halloween
>dark wardrobe so invest in some 'Christmas colored' items and new petticoat, buy range of items for main outfit and backup outfit just to be safe
>wait patiently for package;late November with no joy
>postman is quite friendly with me, asks 'what was in that new box anon?' Explains housemate signed for a package.
>mention this to housemate. 'I don't think anyone was home then...only OTHER HOUSEMATE's bf'
>Ask about it when I run into him and my housemate
>'Oh, I put it in one of the storage boxes outside since I was on my way out. Someone had taken it in when I got back.'
>Realise that the 'storage boxes' are the crates we put out recycling in
>My ILD haul is floating around a recycling plant somewhere

I guess I'm wearing black this year.

>> No.9702408

You should make him pay to replace it. That's not a normal mistake.

>> No.9702412

This makes me sad

>> No.9702413

What the fuck is wrong with him
Like >>9702408 said, you should make him pay

>> No.9702414

There are two different definitions of censorship. One of them restricts it to state actions.

>> No.9702428

Anon, some things guys win on, but not shit like that.
The door swings both ways.

>> No.9702442

It's even harder for women to get sterilized before they have kids, but I found a willing doctor. Keep looking and keep pestering them. Childfree sites usually have lists of doctors who are willing, they do exist.

>> No.9702464

What things do guys exactly win on?

>> No.9702469

>dating a manlette
You can do better than him, Anon. Nobody deserves that. I dont care if he's nice or rich or caring, he isn't worth it at the end of the day when you're in the bed and cuddling with him feels like cuddling an Alpacasso.

Dump his ass. I'm sorry for him. Maybe he'll kill himself and be taller in the next life once you leave him.

>> No.9702470

Right, and the other is what ISPs will do to sites by blocking access to them freely.

Glad we agree.

>> No.9702472

maybe, grape-kun's soul is haunting your boyfriend...

>> No.9702475

Well, shit. What's wrong with cuddling an Alpacasso?

>> No.9702476

Men get to vote, dumbass.

>> No.9702477

is her husband at least dressed as a tentacle?

>> No.9702478

We can open our own jars

>> No.9702480

the same shit tried ISPs in germany a few years ago

>> No.9702482

>Guys can't get a vasectomy before the age of 40 and without a wife or girlfriend to sign off on it

Wrong. Im part of a childfree group where many many men have gotten vasectomies in their 20's and been single. Its very common in the USA and its not a legal requirement to have a wife or gf sign off.

The only issue with any type of sterilization is finding a doctor who wont refuse you because "You may change your mind someday!"

I dont know where you got your info though, your own ass?

>> No.9702483

>tfw new jar technology makes them easy to open
We're obsolete now.

>> No.9702490

They still haven't delivered on that lubricant for glass ketchup bottles

>> No.9702493

male here
ever heard of converting fantasies before?

well, there are a few advantages of being one

>> No.9702498

Dick or gtfo

>> No.9702502

The janitors here are quicker to ban a guy than damn near any board on the site. Sorry, anon, but you ain't worth it.

>> No.9702503
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Where is she, gulls?

>> No.9702506

Im so sorry ...

>> No.9702508

Too fucking bad. I could kill two birds with one stone.

>> No.9702509

Waiting in the corner of your room until you fall asleep to remove your brain through your nostrils.

>> No.9702510
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>tfw 4'9 and dutch bf
The other side of the coin isn't that great, I'm pushing 30 and I still get asked for my id and people give us dirty looks.

>> No.9702513
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>open account on panty selling website
>begin RPing as Ebichu
>mfw someone payed me $500 for a video of me running panties between my legs as I imitate Ebichu's lines

>> No.9702518


Doesn't matter. An adult should be able to make the choice as to whether or not they have kids.

>> No.9702519

Too bad, bitch.

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It wasn't great news after an already grim week and I've been really nervous to meet a new comm this ILD so trying to put together backup outfit number 3 with not even petticoats is stressful. I wouldn't want to pull out of a meet because of this so wish me luck getting a petticoat at least.

I've never heard of someone taking a box from the postman and not just opening the door and putting it inside, but he is an unofficial lodger who routinely does weird stuff so this isn't surprising. I've demanded to be compensated but I'm not getting any of that stuff back in time for ILD.

>> No.9702525
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>tfw no Dominions 4 gf

>> No.9702526


>> No.9702527

well, if you want to see mine, my discord would be CarlosRamirez#0271

>> No.9702529
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>tfw no 6' gf

>> No.9702551

I really want two or three kids (1 bio the rest adopted) but I don't think I will be able to afford them for a really, really long time.

>> No.9702636

anon, are you my twin?

>> No.9702673

Maybe you're just 2 qt???

>> No.9702682

Same, anon.
It works out though because we have a big age gap (he's much older) so we don't look weird because he's short.
He can also still pick me up and throw me around easily.

>> No.9702685

Honestly, I think you just keep making friends with, to be diplomatic, less than successful guys

>> No.9702748

It's that thing r9k keeps complaining about: beta orbiters

Girls one way or another end up pulling guys they don't find attractive in the slightest and befriending them, could bw just one dude or could be an entire posse. Girls enjoy these dudes' company either because they find them non-threatening, or because they listen to them, or because they can push them around, or any number of reasons. Some girls do this unconsciously, some girls do this very consciously.

It usually works out alright for all parties involved until the guy gets his hopes up and makes a move only to realize she never found him attractive in the first place and he never really had a shot, at most she found him "smart and funny and cute". She feels hurt and betrayed, he feels hurt and betrayed, shit hits the fans and things can never be the same again.

>> No.9702755

>say I look bad in purple
>over the past few months have purchased 4.5 purple dresses (.5 is from a half purple half white OP)
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't even know if I look bad

>> No.9702757

Purple is best color, you just have good taste

>> No.9702816

>beta orbiters
lol my sister calls them "amoeba friends"
she's a 41 year old spinster still living(or trying to live) the college party girl life

>> No.9702823

Hook me up, gull

>> No.9702849
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>finally break own fears
>decide to seek happiness
>go trans
>get a little excited inside about maybe one day being able to proudly own and wear lolita
>slowly realize how expensive the life is going to get with transition
>every day greets you with new fears
>many gulls seem to be accepting of trans lolitas
>but my heart breaks a little whenever you see the ones not being friendly
>would feel disgusted with myself as a brolita
>don't ever want to stain lolita unless I feel comfortable and happy with myself and my appearance
>don't want to be seen as trans by others
>uncertainty if I will ever be able to pass makes me cry
>nonetheless don't ever want to give up on my dream of being happy
I will be trying my best…

>> No.9702853

how old are you?

>> No.9702856

Turned 22 few weeks ago.
I try to not worry about starting so late, but instead try to be content that I haven't started later.

>> No.9702859


trust me anon, 22 isn't late

>> No.9702861

That IS too late honey, unless you've got some god-tier twink genes you're gonna be fighting an uphill battle all your life. Be specially careful of older predatory transgirls or "transbians", they can smell your kind from a mile away and they'll ruin you.

I've got a friend that lucked out(on the genes department and the life department) and lost her virginity(boyginity?) to an older muscular divorced guy and they've been inseparable ever since. She's the minority of cases sadly

>> No.9702864
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here goes...

All my friends became o b e s e


I should specify that this is my cosplay/weeb group, the friends I have outside of them are all pretty normal and/or thin. I never thought their weight would pose issues to us as friends, but they want to do group cosplays, and I feel like a shitty person, but I would be genuinely a little embarrassed to be seen with them at cons or get posted somewhere.

The largest girl in our group weighs a somewhere between 380 - 400 pounds. It happened during her undergrad, but she was always chubby before. She 100% has a binge eating disorder, but without the throwing up. My other friend gained like maybe 50 pounds since highschool, but she doesn't seem to bad, and the other one has been around the 220 pound range for the past three years.

I've known them since the 6th grade, but lately I'm distancing myself, and when I vented about this to one of my other friends, she thought it was shallow. So I feel like shit.

I'm also sometimes at the butt of their jokes because I feel like fat people think it's OK to pick on the skinny one in the group for...everything?? Because I have it "easy", and if I'm wearing a new outfit, one of them might point out "I wish I could wear that, but I'm not a twig."

Backhanded compliments galore

>> No.9702869

I'm aware. It just feels so after struggling with feelings for so many years, and seeing how badly the time have treated the body.
Thank you for your words anyway. They are reassuring.

Sadly I was very unlucky. But I'm ready to pay the price.
$2.5k for hair removal, $10k for voice surgery, other costs I don't want to acknowledge… Can you imagine how many coords could that buy?
But that's the price I gotta pay if I ever want to think of getting any ever.

I have someone already, that I plan future with.
But I will be careful about other transgirls, still. Thank you for the advice.

>> No.9702870

Look I hate to perpetuate stereotypes, but find youself a sugar daddy, one that'll cover all the major expenses and in a weird fucked up way support you.

My friend's relationship is like that but she vehemently denies that and claims it's true love, but it is what it is.

>> No.9702872

not really your friends if they say that

>> No.9702885
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>was bullied all throughout high school
>constantly made fun of for "dressing up" and told i looked like a boy, people would ask me out on dates as a joke

>now 21
>actually taking care of myself
>have a nice body
>cosplays are far better
>getting compliments from strangers enough to feel like i genuinely have improved enough to be considered pretty
>feel urge to send friend requests over facebook to old classmates in hopes they'll see how much i've grown and make the bullying feel voided

>tfw they probably wouldnt even accept the friend requests anyways and would still think im weird

>> No.9702892

>>feel urge to send friend requests over facebook to old classmates in hopes they'll see how much i've grown and make the bullying feel voided

Wtf don't do that. Leave them in the dust.

>> No.9702902

yeah don't reach out to any of these people, not worth it. It's far more gratifying when they come to you. Experiencing that with an ex right now and I don't think I've ever felt a feel like that before.

>> No.9702913

Someone who bullied me in highschool asked to join my cosplay group. It feels good, man, haha. Obviously she can't be in it, though.

>> No.9702931
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Let her in if she agrees to do a really embarassing outfit like Nudist Beach Nonon, and then post the photos to >>>/s/

>> No.9702943
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h-ha, yeah y-you should do this

>> No.9702951

You'll never be able to afford them honestly.

>> No.9702980 [DELETED] 

/fit/ here

Damn you fat sluts are pathetic

>> No.9702999

Open my jars, you homersexual

>> No.9703018
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>tfw no gf to open jars for

>> No.9703073

keep going. make it better, look for options and go beyond!

>> No.9703074

Hahaha. top kek

>> No.9703079

what kind of bitch are you?

>> No.9703090

Show dick and pecs.

>> No.9703095

There's nothing wrong with calling people losers, I know I am one.

>> No.9703112

It's not that kind of group, haha. And she's not attractive at all. I don't wanna see that, and neither does anyone else.

>> No.9703152

Tbh this, my mtf trans friend got a sugar daddy who's paying for all his hormones, surgery, etc.

>> No.9703154

It means ISPs can throttle your anime bittorrents or streaming without restrictions, or hold you hostage for more money to get unrestricted speed and access. It means internet is no longer a "dumb pipe" utility

>> No.9703157

You sound like the kind of person who _would_complain about censorship if queer-positive themes were cut from stephen universe in overseas television.

>> No.9703158

They're not just losers, though. They're desperate losers who make latching on to people a habit, resulting in their low success rate. Being a loser is one thing, as long as you're aware of how much of a loser you are. I think most of us here are losers to some degree. But they don't consider themselves losers. They use words like 'misunderstood' and think the universe is unfair to them.
I would rather be stuck in a room with 100 self aware losers than just 1 of that type of sad fuck.

>> No.9703159
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>beautiful girl gets a con crush on me
>...and then moves to South Korea

I hate my life.

>> No.9703167

I would argue that the average r9k loser is more likely to be selfaware than the average seagull

>> No.9703179

you need some perspective and more life struggles to spur you on.
I wasn't allowed to have a job as a teen, which was ridiculous because one of my parents is disabled and can't work, so my other parent supported the whole family. my own job would have given me more freedom and helped me buy the things I desperately needed. but my parents were also crazy...so...
anyway, got my first job in college, a month before classes started. had to work to pay for school because my parents stopped helping me pay at the start of Sophomore year. at some point I ended up with three jobs and full time course work. I graduated, took 2 years to land my first full time job, and am now comfily paying off my loans with my own apt.

this didn't come naturally to me, I had to work. it would have been nice to have my parents help me, but it's worse to have them do everything for you. what do you want your future to look like? I say you get a chill intro job. not seasonal because that is too stressful. work at a library. stock at a store. things that are relatively quiet, require you to do a majority of work alone, but also have a bit of teamwork/coworker interaction. since you can survive without a job your options are more open. but please stop babying yourself. take this first, extremely easy step. do it for yourself and for sweet con memories. it will build character in you and help you fight the nothingness

>> No.9703181

If you want them, better to do it sooner rather than later. You can afford them, the only question is what you would give up in exchange. Cosplay, conventions and lolita aren't free in time or money, and neither are kids, and you don't have infinite money, nor time. If your hobbies are so important that reducing a portion of them in exchange for another thing is anathema, then no, you probably shouldn't go for the other thing. You'd end up like the trainwreck sometimes posted on the net idol thread who neglects her kids.

>> No.9703189

I thought vasectomies were completely reversible? the body still produces sperm, just the channels get snipped. you can always reconnect them so sperm once again travels to become part of the ejaculate. am I wrong?
anyway, I think they're a smart and safe form of birth control. if you don't want or can't properly support kids, but are sexually active, get a vesectomy. still wear a condom too just in case. you know how nature is. nothing's 100%

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>Getting ready for a convention tomorrow
>Kneel down to put some stuff away
>Nearly lose my balance but catch myself
>Land straight on my thumbnail
>It splits deep down and all the way across
>Tears some of the skin
>There's a lil bit of blood
>Now I can't wear the false nails I was really excited to wear because it emphatically states "DO NOT USE ON BROKEN NAILS"

>> No.9703195

>have a small group of friends that I was inseparable with since freshman/sophomore year of hs
>collage starts and we can't hang out much, but we still chat occasionally
>go through some issues with schools and end up switching colleges 3 times
>friends support me all through it and make time to join up and go to local cons
>3rd time going into school, almost done, I can see the finish line
>can't graduate without one class which involves having a group of people outside of school join you in a project
>call up everyone for their help, can't get a hold of anyone ever, have to bullshit my way through it last minute with uncles and aunts during a holiday
>looking for new job so I list them as refs
>would be employer says no one returned their messages
>none of them will respond to texts or direct messages
>finally start coming to terms that maybe we aren't close enough to be called friends anymore

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>one day I get added to a group chat: "_______con 2018"
>"Hey anon! ______con is coming, we're going right?" "Are you going to get our tickets online or at the door?" "If it's at the door, we'll be at your house at ___pm so you can just drive us all there." "Which hotel are we staying in?"
>Confused and explain that I forgot about it and didn't remember making plans with them at all
>"Oh. Message us if you plan on going to an of the upcoming cons then."
>Sure thing friends! Try to start a casual conversation now that we're all here again
>no one responds
>lay in bed a couple days later pondering life and friends
>realize that I've always been the one to pay for and do most of the planning for the cons since I was kind of the mom of the group
>realize slowly that all the times we've talked since going off to school has been around upcoming cons
>realize all at once that they've been picking up communication so I'd take them to cons and the reason they were nowhere to be found otherwise is because none were happening in the tri-state area
>stare at ceiling blankly for the rest of the night thinking about the fact that they've probably been using me since we were in school together
>feel bitter and decided to take my father to his first con instead and test out my thought
>upload pictures on fb and not 2 hrs later get angry messages about how it's not fair that I excluded them in OUR convention time and how dare I not take them
>remind them that they're all adults with jobs and could have gone if they wanted to
>basically ends with them calling me a bitch and then blocking me
>feel kind of good because I finally got closure but numb because I honestly thought we were really friends

At least I found a new buddy to go to local cons with, my dad enjoyed it and now he and my mother help me make my cosplay props and accessories, so I'm glad I can share that with them. Sorry for the word vomit though, just wanted to bitch a bit.

>> No.9703201

I understand your struggle anon. A childhood friend of mine that was overweight has been doing well by changing her diet and I love how straightforward she has been about it, whereas out friends who have become overweight from having so self-control at Uni cry HAES instead of putting the Haagen Dazs down.

>> No.9703203

Ed Sheeran is so cute

>> No.9703204

nayrt but really, what kind of bitch?>>9702755
yo purple is such a rare color! what dresses did you snag?
stop stressing. this is the journey. it takes ciswomen a long time to figure out their style, how the will present themselves. do not be afraid to look at yourself and see your changes over time. the way you dress and do make up will have to evolve with your transition.
I'm assuming you are mtf?
not everyone lives as openly trans. that's too political for some. just live as stealth. be a woman. only divulge to true friends and those you'll be intimate with. no one else has to know. my ex is trans and I had no idea until he told me when we first started talking. don't get seriously involved with anyone during these first phases though. you won't be yourself and so a heavy relationship isn't feasible until you feel like you're on solid ground.
>go to ulta or sephora with a clean, fresh face and get done up, that may cheer you up and also give you tips on how to work with your bone structure.
be well, anon. I'm rooting for you. don't ever be ashamed of your journey. be patient with yourself. don't take the pain out on others either. find a good stress reliever or three during this so your friends and loved ones can support you without friction

>> No.9703206

also, do not listen to people who are suggesting sex work. I know sugaring is half relationship half sex work but it's veeerry dangerous for trans people.
I also suggest you not get surgery until you see how hormone therapy changes your voice. your doctors may be able to guide you better than 4chin though.
>praying so hard you have nice experienced doctors...

>> No.9703207

Reading this post made me angry. Good for you for getting rid of them, anon. They're cruel.

>> No.9703208

Starting to realise that yandere girls in real life are actually just crazy fat women

>will stab their bf for looking at other women
>can't eat a few less pork pies for him

>> No.9703211

Eh, I don't know about this. I've known many r9k losers, and even though they realize they're isolated from normal society, they think it's something wrong with everyone else instead of with them.

>> No.9703212

>Joins local Lolita fb group years ago when teenager and unable to buy a lot of Lolita clothing
>Busy with real life and school so lost interest in it
>"Comment if you're active or you'll be kicked out"
>Leaves group
>Adult now, moves out and has more extra money
>Rejoins group
>Buys more Lolita clothing
>Tries to be more active in fb group
>Living on own first time bs happens, forgets about group and disinterest in Lolita
>Now, year or so later, interested in Lolita again
>Trying to buy patterns and sewing things to become more handmade Lolita
>Checks group
>Kicked out at some point
>Accepted lone Lolita status
>Accepted that I am also really shy and suck at socializing so probably wouldn't go to meets anyway especially being someone they don't want in group when I can't be full time.

>> No.9703228
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>tfw your chuuni tendencies are getting worse by the day

>> No.9703288
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Marry me

On another note
>22, just graduated
>one friend I do cosplay stuff with, cool guy taught me how to use foam to make armor but I rarely see him
>two other friends who matter to me but they don't cosplay
>cannot into cosplay groups or communities as a loan 22 year old man

>> No.9703289

Yanderes are crazy and modern women are fat, more news at 11.

>> No.9703322

the Blade Runner image convinced me, let's get married indeed

>> No.9703331
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>tfw you're likely either male (male) or female (male)

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This picture sums up exactly what I came here and was trying to post. I do have a small group of friends I often hang out with but I still don't particularly feel that much intimate with any of them. Perhaps it's not even that much about intimacy but more about sharing a few more common hobbies and being that "first choice" or maybe it's both. I can't even even tell myself and sometimes I am afraid I just have a messed up perception of relationships with others and feeling like this might be mostly my fault for being unreasonable, selfish and never satisfied with anything.

>> No.9703336

haha I'm a biological female actually, but I guess there are enough guys roleplaying as girls here to make that difficult to believe

>> No.9703354
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Not thirsty I swear but
Can't say we'll get married but it's always good to have more peeps to talk about 2049 with

>> No.9703359

messaged you!

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>graduate, can't find job
>become depressed
>friend quits job, can't find a replacement
>be depressed NEETs together and support each other in looking for jobs
>six months later friend gets a new job and stops talking to me
>tells mutual acquaintances I'm no fun to be around for a non-depressed employed person like herself
>oh okay.jpg
>suddenly messages me again after months of silence and wants to meet up at my apartment
>yes hello pls come be my friend again I'm so lonely
>"...By the way, I'm making a lolita-inspired costume so maybe you can show me those lolita pattern books you have?"
>know exactly where this is going because it's happened before
>she wants me to help her pick a pattern, size up that pattern to fit her, help her buy materials for the costume and probably let me make half the costume as well ("because you're so much better at this than I am uwu")
>probably the only reason she started talking to me again out of nowhere

What do? The part of me that has any pride left wants to tell her to fuck off, but I'm so lonely...

>> No.9703408
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Relationships are strange.

>> No.9703410

Have some self respect. Don't let others use you. You can do better than that.

>> No.9703411

>You can do better than that.
I can't, though, that's become clear to me over the past year. It's either this or no meaningful social interaction at all.

>> No.9703414

>lolita-inspired costume
If you can't respect yourself enough to tell her to fuck off, at least have some respect for the fashion.
>or am I
Seriously though she's not worth your time. If you do this for her, she'll toss you aside again the moment she's done with you.

>> No.9703417

If you're in Cali we can hang out. I don't care how ugly you are desu. I may be a shitty person but I won't use you at least.

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I wanna gf

>> No.9703421

>still using 10+ years old eye make-up & nail polish
This isn't good, is it? The nail polish has an odd smell that makes me gag but it still looks good

>> No.9703422
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I wish I had a relationship like the one these potatoes do.

>> No.9703430

You can have one if you wish

>> No.9703431

I want to bully Yuuri.

>> No.9703432

Hah yeah that made me cringe a lot to be honest, especially considering the fandom. Part of me actually want to sew it all so at least it won't turn out as a complete embarrassment. You're right, though, she's probably going to drop me again as soon as the costume is done. I think I'm just going to let her look at the patterns and let her do everything else herself. If she wants me to resize or sew anything she can pay me! (she won't)

Wrong continent, sorry anon. But thanks for the offer.

>> No.9703439

Honestly just tell her to fuck off. Even if you don't think you can do better (which you probably can) you'll feel even shittier in the long run when she inevitably drops you again. I've had friends like that who talked shit about me and put nothing into the friendship and only talked to me when they wanted stuff. I only stuck around with them because it was when I was in high school and was seeing them every day, once they were gone I no longer cared to maintain friendships because I knew they made me miserable. If you're not forced to see this woman every day just have some pride and tell her to fuck off, you'll be a lot more miserable if you keep letting her use you.

Or just make her a really terrible ita costume and see how she reacts.

>> No.9703554
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>thought that gull was a girl (male)
I see you're another fellow fighting the botnet.


>con is in less than a month
>cosplay is far from ready
Lets hope for the best.

>> No.9703564

Bullshit. You can get one at 18. Just shop around for a willing doc. It's reversible and cheap even if it's out of pocket..

Good. We don't need anymroe fucking aspies anon.

>> No.9703575

Lolita is lame

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>>9703204 >>9703206
Thank you, you really brought my spirits up.
I am indeed not yet a girl. I do not want to live openly as trans, and I don't even consider describing myself in these terms. Living stealth might be difficult for me, so for now I will be boymoding, before I get to see the changes progressing in the right direction, and get courage to try starting to live.
>go to ulta or sephora
Sadly I would have no courage to go to such places openly and get make-up done.
I have too much pride to allow myself to go into sex work or find a sugar daddy. My current job is enjoyable and allows me to afford any current expenses, with moderate ability to save up.
I also happen to be in LDR with someone I deeply care about, and want to make something more serious out of it.
Thank you once again for your support and advice! I will try to find more hobbies to relieve stress on.

>your doctors
Hahah, yeah…
>tfw live in a foreign (for me) non-English speaking country
>no professional trans help to be found anywhere
>the only option was to go DIY

>> No.9703786

Please don't do it.
>>These mooch friends aren't friends I'm sure this is stereotypical of what you've heard before but you really do deserve better. I would rather be alone than have friends like that. I chose loneliness
in the end as I realized I was tired of being used. Not for cosplay or lolita but for free rides, hotels, food. It was never kindness returned especially when I fell on hard times. I fucking wish I had friends like you as I would respect any help given to me learning how to sew etc. People like your "friend" never realize how great it is to have helpful friends until it's gone.

>> No.9703943

Embrace Truck-kun then.

>> No.9703947


New thread

>> No.9704175

That would be hard to argue, since most of the gulls are actually girls and there's much less female losers, especially the deperate kind.


>> No.9704893

I love this reaction.
"Haha I love laughing at the opposition"

Nah dude, this shit is gonna stick to you just as much as anyone when someone flings shit at the fan. You're not special and you will not avoid it.
Something will get cut that you rely on. Or it will happen to family who will now have to rely heavier on you. Or it will happen to a friend who can't be at your beck and call anymore cause they are busy hustling more to survive.

Only small thinkers think, "Nah won't get me senpai, I laugh."

>> No.9704942

me too anon, me too

not everyone is from the USA, the only thing what he might affect to people outside of the USA is, that he might invite a country
and yeah, I am from Austria, so...

>> No.9705128

> I am also terrified of child birth due to my own genetic failings.

I am in the same boat anon ...

>> No.9705131

Most of my friends are guys and I'm pretty much cool with most comments.
Another female friend of mine is the same way but, she has a larger group of friends.

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>> No.9707987

Only if you put a picture of Grape-kun looking at you with a fish as offering.
He's not getting his statute, at least let him see some sex