Feels Thread - Smashed Pumpkin Edition

[Anonymous No.9676776]

Old thread is autosaging >>9670312

Please keep it /cgl/ related and ignore trolls.

[Anonymous No.9676788]

For real tho what's with r9k invading these threads lately?

[Anonymous No.9676792]

>>9676788
Some robot made a thread in /r9k/ saying that /cgl/ is basically /r9k/ w/females.

No, that's Lolcow and Crystal Cafe if you want to serenade at women.

[Anonymous No.9676794]

>>9676788
god it's so annoying. I hope it dies down asap.

[Anonymous No.9676815]

hey girls
robot here
gonna jerk off to your feels
have a nice day

[Anonymous No.9676848]

>>9676792
It really is lolcow
I used to browse there since I've been on cgl for a while but their admin got mad after 1 too many r9k raids and permabanned all male posters on the chance
They're so much like r9k it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.9676854]

>>9676848
They only ban men who post
>MALE HERE
>MUH DICK
which is fair imho. Those types never have anything interesting to add anyway. They also ban female posters who talk about themselves too much.

[Anonymous No.9676869]

>>9676854
They banned me for posting in a cosplay thread, and eventually it came out that I was a guy. They have a hate boner for men in that site, its just as awful as r9k right now

[Anonymous No.9676875]

>>9676848
The former admin is a German sperg who gets into drama with mods/janitors. She appointed another admin, but she's still pulling the strings.
Shitshow of a site desu

[Anonymous No.9676881]

>>9676875
What's the chance that it's the same mid 20s german girl as the one that spergs out about men in the friend finder threads?

[Anonymous No.9676894]

>every male that comes here and says something I don't like is /r9k/

I don't like this meme.

[Anonymous No.9677041]

>ordered some stuff from one of those taobao reseller shops
>wait 2 weeks for a confirmation email with the tracking number, but I never get it
>email them politely asking about it
>they respond within a day saying "Hi, your order has shipped, but sometimes we get tracking numbers a little late. We'll send you the tracking number ASAP"
>say "okay" and thank them for the quick reply
>it's been 11 days, still nothing
What should I do? Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.9677063]

>>9677041
PayPal claim asap I've read stories of people buying from storenvy resellers then the stores just shutting down and they never get their stuff.

[Anonymous No.9677163]

>>9676792
Please no.
Crystal Cafe and Lolcow can actually be nice places sometimes, I go there for their skincare,fetishes,lesbian,... threads.
They're trying to invade to find a gf but they're just being nuisances wherever they go.

[Anonymous No.9677169]

>>9676869
They don't in my experience? they're just tired of "those" guys going "MAN HERE AND..." or similar bullshit.
Also it was agreed (iirc) that it was a "girl only" board for girls to talk about "girl stuff".
Kind of a "sekrit klubhouse" mentality, I'll agree with you, but I think they just want a place to talk in between vagina owners. They also ban girls that post about themselves too much like >>9676854 said.

[Anonymous No.9677192]

>put on a leather jacket
>pick up a shotgun
>don't actually turn into Max Rocktansky
>don't go bandit hunting in my supercharged v8 hot rod while scrounging for fuel
Life sucks

[Anonymous No.9677270]

>>9677169
Man here and
>not wanting men in your board
How's life being a dyke?

[Anonymous No.9677311]

>>9676776
On Halloween i decided to go as Jason with his actual clothes instead of half-assing a slutty outfit, and one girl was specially annoying and kept following me and saying nasty stuff, until she reached me and kissed me on the "mouth/mask" and groped me, i felt really bad and Everyone just laughed It off and told me she just wants to have fun! Anon you should be proud of girls touching you! That means you pass as a Guy!
Mfw

[Anonymous No.9677316]

>>9677311
>I dressed as a guy and girls kept touching me when I didn't want to
>everyone said I was lucky to be treated like that
welcome to being a halfway attractive guy in cosplay at a con
women there don't seem to understand the meaning of no

[Anonymous No.9677319]

>>9677311
Girl-on-girl harassment at anime cons is out of control, and nobody wants to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.9677320]

>halloween party
>cosplayin pic related
>bf is mad because he wanted couple cosplay
>didn't say anything about that until party
>apparently all my female friends are feminists now and get triggered
>nobody wants to take picture
>nobody wants to talk
>cant get wasted because on diet

Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.9677338]

I've not fell in love with a new release for three years and still collecting up all the old ones but man, does it feel like the Lolita I fell in love with is gone & not coming back. Styles have changed & Baby, AP, Innocent World, all gone in a cloud of chiffon & taobao clipart vomit.The care, the cohesion, the sturdy construction & choice of fabrics. Oh well...At least I love what I own.

[Anonymous No.9677340]

>In lolita and started dating a guy
>He’s seen most of my comm meet photos on social media cos I’ve got nothing to hide
>Ready & prepared to un-date this guy if he has a problem with my jfashion hobbies, like the previous boyfriend did
>Questioned him “Lolita fashion will turn heads and ppl are going to stare. Would you be embarrassed to walk next to me?”
>He answers with that cute smile “I won’t be embarrassed”
>me “Wait, you did see my photos, right?”
>him “Of course, I’d be happy to walk with you.”

I was expecting something like ‘don’t wear it around me’ or ‘I don’t like drawing attention’ etc, he has no idea how happy and relieved this makes me feel. There is hope.

[Anonymous No.9677343]

>>9677319
>>9677316
They think because we are both Girls it's hot or okay for random thirsty girls to touch my boobs or ass

[Anonymous No.9677345]

>>9677343
if you were a guy they would have thought the same thing lol
I've had creepy girls at cons who think because I'm a guy that I'm always horny and willing to fuck/mess around with anything offering

what I'm saying is that you're finally noticing how creepy that shit can be and how no one really gives a shit when girls harass people.

[Anonymous No.9677347]

>>9677338
I feel you anon.

I can’t decide if lolita fashion doesn’t appeal as much anymore or their releases lack lustre and I’m just not buying what they’re selling.

Have you hopped aboard the otome-kei train?

[Anonymous No.9677349]

>>9677316
>>>9677311
>>I dressed as a guy and girls kept touching me when I didn't want to
>>everyone said I was lucky to be treated like that
>welcome to being a halfway attractive guy in cosplay at a con
>women there don't seem to understand the meaning of no

Oh shit ppl are always polite to me I guess I'm less attractive than I thought.

>>9677340
I was going to make a feels good post but after reading the thread I feel slightly confused, also post above :(

[Anonymous No.9677352]

>>9677343
>>>9677319
>>>9677316
>They think because we are both Girls it's hot or okay for random thirsty girls to touch my boobs or ass

It could just be for attention though.

[Anonymous No.9677353]

>>9677345
Yeah, im fairly new to cosplaying and had some really nasty encounters with both sexes, i hope It gets better for you as well! And i will try to not let this experience to spoil cosplay for me

[Anonymous No.9677362]

>>9677340
>being enough of a beta that you'd get embarassed walking next to your cute gf for any reason

I have no shame though, maybe is the 'tism.

[Anonymous No.9677364]

>On over 2g of gear a week.
>Still can't do a Jo Jo cosplay.
End me.

[Anonymous No.9677366]

>>9677364
With my double barreled sawed off I can take care of both of us. You have to pretend to be Lord Humongous though

[Anonymous No.9677367]

>>9677364
>putting the liquid jew in your veins and becoming an infertile testiclelet just to look like an ugly bulky /fraud/

Can't end someone who is already finished.
You didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.9677370]

>>9677366
Nah, if I'm doing Lord Humongous I'd want to go out mid stroke in a twink's butthole.

[Anonymous No.9677371]

>>9677270
Pretty well desu. I'm actually a dyke so I don't mind

[Anonymous No.9677374]

>>9677371
>implying you don't have penis envy
>having to use lifeless, cold, rubbery strapons/dildos

Unironically muh meaty and warm dick

[Anonymous No.9677375]

>>9677340
Protip from a guy: We generally want people we are dating to have interests and hobbies.
There is nothing worse than trying to form a relationship with a girl and having her change everything about herself to match you.

If I wanted to date someone exactly like me I'd go gay.

[Anonymous No.9677382]

>>9677375
Is this not the same for both sides? If you wanted to be with an exact replica of yourself, why not just masturbate?

[Anonymous No.9677386]

>>9677382
>>9677375
>dominant and "don't fucking touch my things or I'll muder you" autistic personality
>make a replica of myself
>one of us gets killed before a whole day passes

[Anonymous No.9677390]

>>9677382
Exactly, but from personal experience women tend to absorb you and become you.
It's like that creepy urban legend where someone kills a person to take their place, except all that happens is that romance stagnates and you slowly drift apart, or you get pregnant and act out an unhappy marriage as long as you can; your child ends up shitposting on a Malaysian Sound Engineering forum to escape a broken household.

[Anonymous No.9677394]

>>9677374
Pshaw! I never did it and never will. Never even used toys yet.
Suck it. I'll be a cute girl and have my own cutie.

[Anonymous No.9677395]

>>9677375
Well put. I guess it goes both ways, like someone else stated. We all like passionate people

[Anonymous No.9677396]

>>9677394
>implying you don't subconsciously want to wrap your arms around my dick
>implying your brain isn't literally wired for that

You are repressing yourself and falling for the slit meme.

[Anonymous No.9677398]

>>9677395
>We all like passionate people
Except when your hobbies are not mainstream, are cringeworthy or are disliked by females in general.

t. /g/ and /diy/

[Anonymous No.9677401]

>>9677396
Me thinks you're just mad i got more qts than you.
Now be a good boy and get back to /r9k/ play with your microdick.

[Anonymous No.9677405]

>>9677401
>b-but microdick xd
>u sed think i dun liek, tat meens u from r9k
>dood i have like many qts at my disposal
You are going all out aren't you? It's never too late to become straight again, join us. Don't dissapoint your parents.

[Anonymous No.9677409]

>>9677398
Mature people tend not to judge that way. I'd much prefer a dude that is into something "lame" like idk...woodworking or some sht that one that has as a main hobby "idk just chillin"

Pro tip of the day be proud and confident of the stuff u like

[Anonymous No.9677416]

>>9677409
>woodworking
>"lame"
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.9677417]

>>9677416
Eh, it's lame to normies was what they meant, I'm sure. Less "it sucks" and more of a, "oh, that's neat, I guess".

[Anonymous No.9677419]

>>9677417
Yeah I love handicrafts and such but I can see why anon meant lame in a general sense, like self deprecating humor instead of insulting. Lame compared to something like rocket sledding or something like that

[Anonymous No.9677421]

>>9677417
>>9677419
I hope that's the case.

You have to take into account the potential, imagine your bf doing custom lolita themed furniture for the whole house.

[Anonymous No.9677427]

Yup I meant lame for normie standards, carve on anon

[Anonymous No.9677428]

>>9677405

[Anonymous No.9677436]

>>9677428
>starts talking about microdicks and imagining r9k boogeymen
>brags about having many "qts" unironically
>calls others bait

Make the straight choice, anon.

[Anonymous No.9677437]

>close friend is going away for 3 months without internet
>no one else to talk to everyday and shitpost with like we do together
I'm feeling so bummed right now

[Anonymous No.9677439]

>>9677436
not even her but whatever helps you sleep at night roboto kun

[Anonymous No.9677441]

>>9677439
/fit/ actually

>when he says something I don't like or something mean
>/r9k/

>when he is helpful, cute or says things I like
>/fit/

The old boogeyman posting is getting pretty stale, but will remain the staple comeback for years to come I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.9677450]

>>9676848
farmer here, can confirm
it's even the same that we're all turning lesbian like robots turn gay

[Anonymous No.9677453]

>>9677441
t'was a joke you peanut. don't take it seriously.
in any case i want both /fit/ or /r9k/ out of there unless they're gonna discuss /cgl/ related things or are into them (non sexually)

[Anonymous No.9677455]

>>9677441
How new are you? /fit/ used to come here and shit up our board, spamming it with bullshit and "Would you rather date a giant muscular guy or a thin guy? If you don't pick the muscular guy you're LYING or you're too intimidated by his ALPHANESS" threads.
They're just /r9k/ with body dysmorphia. Just as bad, if not worse. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9677457]

>>9677453
>t'was nothing but pretending
It's ok m'lady *tips abs* :^)

>>9677455
Then why the fuck every single time someone brings up the boogeymen here it's always /r9k/ and not /fit/?

[Anonymous No.9677472]

>>9677453
>enjoy lolita fashion and think it's cute, have discussed it with gulls before
>would never be able to wear it because I'm a built 6'2 male with a thick beard and crossdressing isn't my thing anyway
>told by people here the only reason I could possibly like it as a man is because it's a fetish
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9677477]

>>9677362
Thanks anon, I’ve found out the hard way that not all guys have the nerves of steel. I think the ex was just pedestrian through & through so I’d have to exercise caution when dating another normie.

[Anonymous No.9677479]

>>9677472
They're kinda dumb. You do you. It's nice to see a guy who enjoys the fashion in a non sexual way. You're totally welcome here.
Put a bow on that beard, and a tiara on your soul.

[Anonymous No.9677481]

>>9677472
I feel you anon, we're in the same page. I tried to get my gf into the fashion and she thought I asked because it was my fetish.
Why live

[Anonymous No.9677485]

>>9677340
He's a keeper. That's pretty cute anon, I really feel you though I'm deadly scared of embarassing my friends or anyone by being in public with them like that.
All of my friends are either lolitas,cosplayers or people that like similar weeb shit and don't mind at all

Also a bit of wholesomness
>be in lolita
>group of "those" normie girls
>oh boy oh man not again
>they come to me
>have been bullied before so tense up,try to stay stonefaced and almost ignore them
>"hey so...we just wanted to say, your clothes they're like,really neat!! That's japanese right??"
>feel so relieved and happy
>have a nice short talk with them
>leave smiling

[Anonymous No.9677487]

>>9677472
I feel you

>love european baroque artstyle
>strongly like gothic architecture
>like lolita fashion
>wish people actually dressed like that in general
>all in a non-sexual way
>don't talk about it with anyone because hetero and (no homo)
>saw a lolita once in real life and couldn't say anything to her because friends were around
>they even laughed at her and belittled her once
>don't say anything

Just fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.9677488]

>>9677487
Oh man, that image is wonderful bait.

[Anonymous No.9677491]

>>9677488
t. girl on the right

[Anonymous No.9677493]

>>9677340
H-how do I find a lolita gf? I think the style is cute. I have never seen a single girl dress in lolita in my city. Then again, I don't go outside.

[Anonymous No.9677494]

>>9677491
kek

[Anonymous No.9677495]

>>9677493
Well, step one is obviously going outside then, anon.

[Anonymous No.9677497]

>>9677495
Good meme

[Anonymous No.9677502]

I'm >>9677487

Just remembered something now

>be in car
>going to pick up a friend
>blasting yousei teikoku kyousei argyros
>approaching friend
>just before it becomes audible to him, turn off music
>the phone fucking freezes
>notresponding.gif
>stop the fucking car
>people yelling behind
>the phone won't shut up
>friend frowns and approaches
>PHONE HAS INTERNAL BATTERY
>CANT GET IT OUT
>unplug the phone from the car
>song still playing but not as loud
>friend opens the door
>youmadeyourgravenowlieinit.jpg
>"dude wtf"
>"hey, so out of the blue my phone started acting up and i was like what, this song started playing"
>"must be a virus or something"
>"yeah, gonna call john later and let him take a look at it"
>"ok. haha dude that sounds so gay, is that chinese chipmunk? fucking chinese hackers dude"
>song nearing the end
>remember I have replay activated (I usually listen to a song until I'm tired of it)
>song starts again
>pokerface the whole ride

[Anonymous No.9677503]

>>9677487
You sound like a pussy. Just grow some balls and just tell your friends you like that and you're going to go talk to her.

[Anonymous No.9677504]

>go to JoAnne's to pick up some fabric and maybe some patterns on sale
>old ladies there keep talking down to me about "oh honey you don't want that"
>they keep asking what my wife sent me to pick up
I hate sexist old ladies

[Anonymous No.9677505]

>>9677457
You're the same shit. /r9k/ is just even more blatant about it. Just kys already.

[Anonymous No.9677506]

>>9677495
>going outside

[Anonymous No.9677511]

Bought my dream dress, but in the wrong cut. I'll get the OP one day but for now I'm happy!

[Anonymous No.9677512]

>>9677503
I was pretty beta back then, that happened 3 or 4 years ago. I'm a man now.

[Anonymous No.9677513]

>>9677506
But what's the point of a fashion if you never leave your house wearing it?

[Anonymous No.9677514]

>>9677513
>wanting other people to see you
top slut

[Anonymous No.9677519]

>>9677514
But how will I find a qt3.14 woodcarving relationship partner to create the first ever wooden-kei line with otherwise?

[Anonymous No.9677526]

>>9677519
Easy, you just need to become my gf and you'll be all set. See? You didn't even need to go outside.

[Anonymous No.9677530]

lolita gulls, what do you look for in a guy? Can be anything, physical traits, personality, hobbies etc.

[Anonymous No.9677533]

>>9677530
Money

[Anonymous No.9677539]

>>9677533
Oh.

[Anonymous No.9677544]

>>9677533
>tfw lots of money but not lolita gf
I've never even met one irl. Seen a few at cons but they might just be conlitas.

[Anonymous No.9677545]

>>9677320
I've never even seen the full picture. Looks like a grandma outfit with a hat?

[Anonymous No.9677546]

>>9677533
Dirty loosened whore

[Anonymous No.9677549]

>>9677320
Kek, devilish.

[Anonymous No.9677570]

>I don't enjoy sex with women and just want to cuddle them while I think about things

[Anonymous No.9677573]

>>9677530
Dorky, nice smile, doesn't smell bad, and attempts to make me laugh at any given chance.

That's about it.

[Anonymous No.9677576]

>>9677573
>tfw I fit every requirement
>tfw still no gf

Don't play with my heart, succubus.

[Anonymous No.9677579]

>>9677576
W-Where are you at anon?

[Anonymous No.9677583]

>>9677573
I...I'm not dorky, just autistic...will you still love me?

[Anonymous No.9677586]

>>9677583
Idk do you meet the other requirements and promise not to be mean to me?

[Anonymous No.9677588]

>>9677579
Europe, and you're probably in the USA, since it's 4:21 here.

[Anonymous No.9677589]

>>9677586
I shower twice a day, I had braces for 3 years to fix my fucked teeth and I'll make you laugh. I won't be mean to you, but I'll tease you. You have to be okay with being the big spoon every now and then.

[Anonymous No.9677597]

>>9677586
Yes, I can also cook exquisite and nutritionally balanced meals for you. Check my thread here >>>/fit/43410697

[Anonymous No.9677605]

>>9677588
Yeah I'm in the USA. Sicc dubs though.

>>9677589
I-Id be okay with it if you were anon.

>>9677597
But I hear fit likes thicc girls and I'm underweight and a picky eater.

[Anonymous No.9677607]

>>9677605
I-I'm Australian...F-fuck ;__;

>But I hear fit likes thicc girls and I'm underweight and a picky eater.
The chubby chasers are just the most vocal bunch. I want a tiny girl who I can throw over my shoulder when she's being stubborn and have her futility hammer her fists into my back as I lay her down to the bed and hold her wrists down gently but firmly as I kiss her passionately to soothe her sulking.

>tfw...

[Anonymous No.9677611]

>>9677605
>/fit/
>literal fat people hate threads
>liking thicc

Girl...

[Anonymous No.9677612]

>>9677607
This is suffering fitanon bc I love aussies and this sounds like exactly the sort of shenanigans I'd want to get into as a couple.

[Anonymous No.9677613]

>>9677611
What about that high test meme that was a thing for like forever

[Anonymous No.9677616]

>>9677605
>Yeah I'm in the USA. Sicc dubs though.

Yup, this is what you're missing

>>9677613
High test has nothing to do with liking fat females as far as I know. If some implied otherwise they must have been memeing.

[Anonymous No.9677623]

>>9677607
Found Crusader.

[Anonymous No.9677626]

>>9677623
Leave me alone. I just want to express my feels to a tiny lolita girl without getting "roiding for this" every post.

I think it's funny you like or hate me enough to have my face pics saved.

[Anonymous No.9677628]

>>9677623
>nig nose
>nig lips
Are you an actual bleached abbo?

[Anonymous No.9677629]

>>9677628
I-I think he looks handsome

[Anonymous No.9677630]

why do you guys hate /fit/ so much? at least they're funny unlike /r9k/, this place is boring af and you get triggered by a few shitposts

>tfw no /fit/ bf to bully me into shape

[Anonymous No.9677632]

>>9677628
I wish. It would mean tons of gibs from the government. I'm 100% North-Western European. The nose is from my maternal grandmother, the lips I'm unsure about. But I've been told they're nice to kiss because soft.

[Anonymous No.9677635]

>>9677630 proves true this guy >>9677441

[Anonymous No.9677637]

nice thread related to /cgl/ feels we have here

i want crossboarders to leave

[Anonymous No.9677638]

>>9677632
I don't know man, I'm racist and those features extremely trigger me.

I met an aussie on omegle once and he said everyone there is redpilled, abbos are segregated, no rape arabs and the most noticeable immigrant population are asians, but the country is basicaly 99% white.

Is this true in your experience? I'm considering it a place worthwhile visiting if this is true.

[Anonymous No.9677641]

>>9677629
;___; why do you have to be so far away...

>>9677638
This is true for everywhere but Melbourne.

[Anonymous No.9677646]

>>9677641
>This is true for everywhere but Melbourne.
Fuck, I thought he was memeing. That sounds pretty fucking good. G'don ya mait.

One more thing, are people there friendly to white foreigners?

[Anonymous No.9677655]

>>9677646
As long as you can speak English, nobody will have a problem with you. Don't feel offended if somebody starts making fun of you for your accent, it's called taking the piss AKA bantz.

[Anonymous No.9677662]

>>9677629
He's mentally deranged.

[Anonymous No.9677672]

>>9677655
Got it.
>tfw watched wolf creek 2

[Anonymous No.9677676]

>>9677662
So am I

>>9677641
;-; idk

[Anonymous No.9677686]

>>9677676
Let's go down the list

>He has no friends
>Lives with his Mum
>He has autism, depression, anxiety, borderline personality disorder
>stalked his then girlfriend and ruined her night because she was drinking
>crashed into someones car and blamed them
>threw a tantrum when his ex broke up with him
>Looks dyel despite mountains of steroids
>Cries at the drop of a hat
>Is emotionally attached to anime characters

[Anonymous No.9677691]

>>9677371
What is being a dyke actually like? Do you have to harangue your brother/father/neighbor/whatever every time you open a jar, kill and/or dispose of an animal, dig a hole, or fix stuff?

[Anonymous No.9677706]

>>9677472
it might not be the dream for you, but you should try aristo or ouji. take part in the community and enjoy the fashion in person even if you cant wear it

[Anonymous No.9677710]

>>9677530
great boobs, nice pussy

[Anonymous No.9677718]

angry feel
>im a sweet lolita and no one understands how hard it is to be one in winter
>my last pair of burando winter boots lasted one shitty canadian winter, just barely
>everyone says "oh silly anon, i wear classic and wear these wonderful real leather boots" "i wear goth and have no problem finding boots at normie stores!"
>tfw its nov 2 and already been snowing for a week and my replacement boots have been in shopping service limbo since mid october pls kill me
>tfw im paying out the ass to wear lolita in winter, every winter, because sweet lolita is pain

[Anonymous No.9677721]

>>9677375
Thanks anon, I was always told that I should have no hobbies and prioritise only them in the past, I knew something didn’t seem right.
Of course it’s so much better when someone else agrees that having some sort of hobby is good for you.

[Anonymous No.9677727]

>>9677686
>Is emotionally attached to anime characters

[Anonymous No.9677733]

>>9677721
Different anon, but still guy. I'd say there is a balance. I love a girl who is lovey dovey towards me and wants to please me and be with me most of the time, but I would like her to be able to have a hobby or interest that she could involve me in, we don't necessarily have to do it together but something she can teach me about and enjoys discussing with me.

Gives a girl some depth since a lot of girls do in fact become absorbed into their partner. Which leads to the girl becoming a drag because she wants the guy to make all the decisions since she only wants to do what fits for him. Which is exhausting.

[Anonymous No.9677742]

>tfw no qt bf to dress up as a neko catgirl for

[Anonymous No.9677749]

>>9677742
Don't toy with me.

[Anonymous No.9677754]

>>9677742
>tfw no qt bf to dress up as a neko catgirl

[Anonymous No.9677757]

>>9677733
Fucking this.

I want to teach you about my passions, I want to learn about your passions.

[Anonymous No.9677762]

>>9677749
>tfw no qt bf to drool on while i'm dressed as a neko catgirl

[Anonymous No.9677764]

>>9677749
Get new pics crusader.

[Anonymous No.9677766]

>tfw have qt bf to dress up as neko catgirl for
Very good feel.

[Anonymous No.9677767]

>>9677762
Now I know you're a guy, leave me alone /fraud/.

>>9677764
I have an entire folder dedicated to neko. That one is my favourite though.

[Anonymous No.9677769]

>get new tea parties
>fat bitch at the bank screams "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?"

[Anonymous No.9677777]

>>9677769
"sorry they dont make cute shoes in double wide for your lymphedema!"

[Anonymous No.9677785]

I smelled a great big fart at Mac donalds today it was horrible

[Anonymous No.9677786]

>>9677769
Americans.

[Anonymous No.9677788]

>>9677691
My girlfriend is taller than me but I'm butcher so we trade off.

[Anonymous No.9677792]

>>9677718
>has already been snowing for a week
Anon, which city (or even province if you don’t want to say) are you in? I’m in the same situation but would happily hang with you/ go shopping for cute boots with you. I know of a couple places (where I am at least) that could have boots that work with sweet.

[Anonymous No.9677793]

>>9677718
I deal with NE winters, not Canadian, but layer the fuck up on socks. When you're wearing boots no one has to know you're wearing neon hot pink fuzzy socks. With the boots themselves getting ruined, you might want to look into galoshes. They're ugly, but they'll keep your shoes safe till you get to your destination.

If you have any tips for burando coats that are actually warm enough for real winter, please share. This'll only be my second winter in Lolita and the first was suffering.

[Anonymous No.9677798]

>>9677793
Optimal layers
>feet
Woolen tights, socks, second pair of thick socks, boots, galoshes optional if your boots suck, doubled up pettis since coats can be heavy
>body
Thermal top, blouse, Warm jsk (no chiffon, no light cotton), cardigan/bolero, burando coat in a nice material. I don’t have specific recs but something like thick cotton is better than flimsy polyester. Check on Lolibrary.
>accesories
Cute scarf, earmuffs, stylish hat such as fur or cloche type, thin gloves, cute mittens

[Anonymous No.9677811]

>>9677792
Ontario anon, I'm just super north tip, I'm suffering - if you're in the SOL comm you probably don't know me because I dont get down there more than once a year
>>9677793
I wear layered socks and thermal tights, lolita boots are just cheap pleather garbage that fall apart the moment you accidentally step in slush, it doesn't help that OTT sweet style boots I like are white or light pink
Seconding >>9677798, I like to wear natural materials because they hold heat well and dry easily for the most part, unless your fucking boot sole falls off in the middle of crossing the street (kms). Woolen AP or BABY coats are both really awesome, I wear a long sleeve fitted tshirt under a blouse or one of APs awesome long sleeve cutsew, or AP turtlenecks because they're really cute! I use ear muffs because i find them more comfy than hats, they dont ruin hairstyle and you can wear a headbow. I use a hand muff because I cant stand gloves, when it reaches -30/-40 I put a hand warmer in my muff

[Anonymous No.9677815]

>>9677502
Dude fuck 'em, belt that shit and own it.

[Anonymous No.9677818]

>>9677623
You look like you push trolleys for a living...

[Anonymous No.9677823]

>>9677818
Would make life simpler.

[Anonymous No.9677826]

>>9677623
holy fuck ugly. no one will ever love you please leave cgl alone

[Anonymous No.9677838]

>>9677502
this is the most beta shit ive read all year. if you had blasted the shit and just been like "yeah i dig this shit" and stood your ground i bet the guy would have almost immediately agreed or at least not questioned you further.

cool shit becomes cool when a peer decides it is and doesnt back down

[Anonymous No.9677843]

>>9677826
I know. And no.

[Anonymous No.9677849]

>>9677441
You're not /fit/.

You're an /r9k/ refugee.
/fit/ needs to stop the boats.

[Anonymous No.9677868]

>>9677754
I would dress up as a neko catgirl for you anon. Anyone's guess as to whether I'm cute or not.

[Anonymous No.9677877]

>>9677502
Just own it senpai. When my normie friends get into my car they know I'll be blasting idolmaster songs, at first they complained, now they are used to it.

[Anonymous No.9677880]

>>9677868
Post boipucci.

[Anonymous No.9677884]

>>9677843
go bug the cosplayers then, i just want my lolita safe space pwease owo

[Anonymous No.9677885]

>>9677884
I don't want to. I just want to read cute girl feels.

[Anonymous No.9677886]

>>9677885
Post lifts first.

[Anonymous No.9677890]

>>9677886
Oh fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.9677891]

>>9677886
Roiding for this

[Anonymous No.9677895]

>>9677885
gross. youre a faggot and a loser virgin. gtfo

[Anonymous No.9677896]

>>9677890
No u

Post lifts crusader.

[Anonymous No.9677897]

>>9677895
no u

[Anonymous No.9677898]

After this last con i feel like my friends are all taking advantage of me. I plan the whole trip down to the food. I motivate all of them to work on cosplays. I buy meals for those without cash. I do makeup, wigs and pack and clean but, in the end my shit is the stuff that gets lost and everyone has a nice time except me. I've had all these friends since high school but maybe I need to dump them all. I've never been friendless I'm scared

[Anonymous No.9677900]

>>9677898
I know that feeling, happened to me earlier this year.

>Take freind and her bf to a con.
>He gets in the car, doesn't say hello, and insults a girl already in the car.
>He's rude the entire car ride.
>Friend doesn't apologize.
>Get to the con and they dodge us the entire day.
>Never got fuel money.
Ghosted her hard.

[Anonymous No.9677901]

>tfw no cosplay gf
it's a simple feel

[Anonymous No.9677928]

>>9677485
It’s a great feeling of gratitude & relief when there are people out there who are just genuinely nice inquiring after the lolita fashion, since our auto go to us defensive mode. Similar thing happened when a bunch of teen lads stopped to observe my AP Jsk taking note of the chocolate theme. Sometimes I think they’re just a relieved that we’re open to communication with them. Happy exchanges all around.

As for the OP, I’m very hopeful for the situation where we can walk together eventually as lolita & her unabashed boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.9677932]

>>9677493
It’s best to find the girl before the lolita, anon.
The other way round rarely works out.

[Anonymous No.9677934]

>>9677932
But I want a girl who is a lolita. I highly doubt I could find a non-lolita girl and turn her into a lolita.

[Anonymous No.9677944]

>>9677934
Treat lolita as a plus, find a girl you love for her attitude, and she happens to like lolita, good for you.
If you are only interested in her wardrove and not in the person who wears it, you're probably not going to get far in the relationship anon.

[Anonymous No.9677946]

>>9677944
Well I think it goes without saying if she's a shitty person I wouldn't want her. My assumption is that girls who are into lolita are generally very feminine and cute, with attitudes to match or at least it's more likely they possess those desirable personality traits.

[Anonymous No.9677947]

>>9677901
how do i meet a gf at a convention

is there a mating riutal

[Anonymous No.9677950]

>>9677880
This is a blue board anon.

[Anonymous No.9677954]

>want to change picture
>look ok on picture
>wanna touch up with ps
>look ugly as shit suddenly
>full autism hate all pictures

[Anonymous No.9677959]

>>9677946
That's exactly the reason why lolitas are put off by someone looking for a 'lolita gf'.
Don't go into it expecting certain traits just because a girl wears lolita clothing, they're just normal people at the end of the day. I think to a lot of girls this would feel more like you're just interested in your ideal version of how you see lolitas, instead of actually being interested in them as people.

I know that might not be where you're coming from, but you're going to have a really hard time just finding a lolita girlfriend because lolitas generally don't want guys to be interested in them only because of the clothing they're wearing.
I know it's difficult to find 'the girl before the lolita' as the other anon put it, but your approach right now is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.9677972]

>>9677959
You're correct in the sense I have an idealised girl I want to meet, I think we all have idealised partners. Don't get it twisted however, if I met a girl who I really liked, I wouldn't care what she wore.

I just find the lolita fashion very interesting and there is a lot of depth and intricacy to it, along with it being an obvious fetish. I want a girl with interests and who can discuss those interests. Not just interest involving the generic "Oh I love to travel and spending time with friends." EVERYBODY LIKES DOING THOSE THINGS! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL OR INTERESTING!

But in the same vein that I want a girl to be interesting, I want her to be feminine, I don't want tomboy who's interested in masculine activities. A girl interested in lolita just so happens to fulfil the criteria that I'm looking for:

>Extremely feminine
>Interesting
>Physically attractive

Obviously personality comes down the individual and talking to them, but if I can kill three birds with one stone first and then manually strangle the other bird to death, why wouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.9677978]

>>9677972
I hate to break your heart but there are plenty of lolitas that like masculine things and dress very tomboy outside of their frills. There's plenty of boring lolitas. There's plenty of lolitas you won't find physically attractive. We're actual people, not your glorified waifu doll. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9677980]

>>9677972
Well I think your best bet is to involve yourself in the community somehow. Are you interested in wearing ouji or aristocrat, or at least some other kind of alt fashion?
That's something a lot of lolitas would like in a partner, and actually involving yourself in the community shows that you have a deeper interest in it yourself, instead of just wanting to bang some lolita.

Lolitas are generally cautious about men showing interest in the whole 'lolita gf' thing because to a lot it purely is a fetish.
If there were more guys that wanted a lolita girlfriend because they also enjoyed the fashion or wanted to partake in it together women wouldn't be so opposed to it.

I still think it's a bad idea to just assume certain traits, because I know a few girls that are complete tomboys and only wear lolita to meets, or girls that wear lolita but still curse like a sailor and are into masculine things.

[Anonymous No.9677982]

>>9677950
Post it on /hm/ for me.

[Anonymous No.9677984]

>>9677978
That's not reflected within /cgl/. Seeing girls collect Silvanian family dolls, wallpapering their homes, wanting to live a lolita lifestyle etc.

>>9677980
I used to be full effay years ago. I enjoy fashion but after a while it didn't get me what I wanted and didn't make me happy spending thousands of dollars on ANIMUBOOTS, longline shirts and monochrome parkas. I'd rather take a back seat rather than be an active participant, would happily be a personal photographer or an errand boy.

I can understand the caution. I won't deny I fetishise it and don't get me wrong would happily rail a lolita if she let me but in the end the ultimate goal is to find a life partner who I find to fulfils my criteria, makes me happy and gives added purpose to my life.

[Anonymous No.9677986]

>>9677984
>find a life partner
>my criteria
>me happy
>my life

I'd hate to be her if your idea of a lifelong relationship with someone is just Me Me Me. What are you going to offer her in return, mate?

[Anonymous No.9677987]

>>9677984
I just think it's going to be extremely difficult to find a lolita girlfriend if you aren't involved in the community.
I mean your initial question was "how to find a lolita gf", and there isn't really an answer to that.
Lolitas wouldn't want to have you at meet ups because those are only for people participating in the fashion, and if you just randomly messaged girls on IG or something they would definitely assume you're some creepy pervert.
Do you know the major brands? Do you even know the substyles? If you're that set on having a lolita girlfriend you should at least know the basics of the fashion.
Even if you managed to meet a lolita, she might not collect dolls or wallpaper her home, and instead be interested in football or something.
All I'm saying that your chances of finding that lolita girlfriend are extremely slim, so I think it'd be better to just find a feminine girl you like somewhere else, and then try to introduce the fashion to her and she might enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.9677988]

>>9677984
Here’s a problem. What makes you interesting? You want a lolita gf, but what can you give her? If she wants a lolita lifestyle, can you be a part of it, dress like it and act like it? Lifestylers are also a minority amongs lolitas.

[Anonymous No.9677990]

>>9677982
You're so demanding anon but I'm not that kind of boy I at least need dinner first.

[Anonymous No.9677991]

>>9677972
Oh dear.
This is not a good start anon, please note:
>lolita fashion is not a fetish. We dress for ourselves, not for you.
>lolitas consists of mostly Tom boys who use the fashion to channel their femininity only for a short time, so the rest of the time you’ll be expected to treat her like a normal human being every other time.
>what you’re looking for might be a ‘lifestyle lolita’, though I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t appreciate the objectification you have on offer.

Just imagine a girl saying to you she only liked you because you wear glasses and nothing else? Wouldn’t it hurt to know there’s nothing else about you see finds appealing? Now imagine that’s how a girl would feel.

If human beings aren’t your thing, then it could be an idea to just buy the lolita dresses and ask your next hook up to do the honours if that’s all you’re after?

[Anonymous No.9677997]

>>9677986
>What are you going to offer her in return, mate?
I'd offer her the exact same things as she offers me. If I fulfil her criteria for a partner, awesome. If I make her happy, awesome. If I give her added purpose, awesome.

I'm my own person with my own interests, personality, goals and aspirations. I have my own way of treating my partner. I have my own way of living my life. That's not going to change for anyone because I make myself happy, if some loli girl doesn't like it, well don't be with me then because you won't be fulfilling what I want in a partner.

>>9677987
I know little to nothing about lolita fashion. My effay days were spent as a goofninja. I understand colour matching, fabric matching etc but no the specifics towards lolita.

>and instead be interested in football
Well then we wouldn't be a match. No harm, no foul. I hate sports anyway.

>>9677988
Interesting is subjective. I have no idea how to do this without sounding egotistical but: I'm university educated but also want to go back to university for another degree. Self-learning a second language. I go to gym 6 days a week. I enjoy BDSM and all of it's frills. I am called the human wikipedia by my friends. I enjoy 20th century history. I enjoy my fair share of anime and the anime community. I own a motorcycle. French is my favourite type of food. My favourite colour is Burgundy. I prefer being the little spoon because being the big spoon hurts my shoulder and I get too hot. I fall asleep to ASMR doctor roleplays every night. I enjoy power metal (eg. Sabaton) primarily but can listen to almost anything as long as it's good.

What else would you like to know?

>>9677991
>>lolita fashion is not a fetish. We dress for ourselves, not for you.
I know. The fact that you have an interest outside of attracting men is what makes it a (not necessarily sexual) desirable trait.

[Anonymous No.9678003]

>>9677997
I feel like the friend finder thread is really your only option then.
A lot of girls state that they don't want to talk to guys but some are up for it, I guess just hope that you'll hit it off with someone there?
Because I think otherwise your lolita sweetheart search is not ever gonna be successful.

[Anonymous No.9678007]

>>9678003
Possibly. I prefer female friends over male friends anyway, females are more interesting to me. I mean that in a non-lewd way.

[Anonymous No.9678010]

>>9678003
He can probably expect to be ghosted at every turn once it becomes apparent he only treats lolita as a fetish and knows nothing about it.

[Anonymous No.9678011]

>>9678010
Yeah, in that case becoming a sugar daddy is the only viable option lol

[Anonymous No.9678012]

>>9678010
I'd prefer to have someone teach me and talk to me about it rather than sit by myself and read walls of texts. Makes it social. I like to listen to people talk about their passions and ask questions. I'm a curious person.

[Anonymous No.9678013]

>>9678012
sorry, but most lolitas aren't going to be interested in explaining the fashion to some random guy from 4chan

[Anonymous No.9678015]

>>9678012
You don't have to sit on this board and dedicate hours to reading walls of text to learn more about it. I'm a guy and I've talked to gulls about lolita before but I make it apparent from the get-go that it's absolutely not a fetish and demonstrate basic knowledge about different brands and substyles instead of saying 'Yeah I like lolita, I know nothing about it but it's my fetish, maybe you can teach me ;)' Stop ruining it for the rest of us bro.

[Anonymous No.9678019]

>>9678015
Well, the problem is that to him it's a fetish.

[Anonymous No.9678021]

>>9678013
Then they're not ones I want to talk to. That's not a difficult problem to solve.

>>9678015
And I'd make it apparent from the get-go it is both a fetish and interest. I'm not here to kite some girl along pretending to be interested in Mana and then turn around and say "Yeah I'm done jerking off now, ciao faggot". I like the fashion, I like girls and I like listening passionate people. Combining them all sounds fun to me.

[Anonymous No.9678022]

>>9678021
>And I'd make it apparent from the get-go it is both a fetish and interest
Well then you're never going to get anywhere here. You'd probably be better off browsing dd/lg tags on Tumblr and finding 'lolitas' to talk to there

[Anonymous No.9678026]

>>9678021
I'm sorry mate, but I don't think there's much hope for you then.
The very vast majority of lolitas does not want to talk to this type of guy. I'm not sure why it's such a hard concept for you to grasp, generally people don't take kindly to it when you make it clear that the only reason you're even talking to them is because the clothing they're wearing is a fetish to you, when most lolitas are very strongly against that.

[Anonymous No.9678030]

>>9678022
I'd rather not. It's not an exclusively sexual thing. I'm not into dd/lg or ageplay bullshit.

>>9678026
I stated:
>it is both a fetish and interest
I'm not some animal who can't suppress sexual desire to simply have a good in-depth conversation about a mutually interesting topic. If someone doesn't want to talk to me because I have said fetish, that's fine by me. They can do so as they please. Do you honestly think I'm retarded enough to say "Hey, how do go about getting cum out of your petticoat bby gull?"

The best way I can describe is, I can chat to people IRL about BDSM, rope tying, costumes, different types of restraints, different ways of sensory excitement or deprivation etc without needing to jerk myself off. It's a topic of interest that intersects with sexuality.

But if I can't do that, well then oh well. Lolita gf might not be for me then.

[Anonymous No.9678031]

>>9678030
Well you're missing the point then.
BDSM is something sexual, lolita isn't.
To 99% of lolitas here it's merely a fashion, and they do not want it to be seen as a fetish.

[Anonymous No.9678033]

>>9678021
This board is not tinder for your personal preferences, gtfo idiot

[Anonymous No.9678037]

>>9678030
>Do you honestly think I'm retarded enough to say "Hey, how do go about getting cum out of your petticoat bby gull?"
Well you were retarded enough to think you were actually going to get somewhere on /cgl/ by using 'lolita is my fetish' as an icebreaker so anything's possible. You should probably just stop digging now, my man

[Anonymous No.9678039]

>>9678031
Anything can be sexualised. BDSM isn't strictly sexual either. It is often used to describe erotic acts but it doesn't have to be necessarily. A girl who enjoys being a BDSM relationship as a sub usually doesn't get sexual thrill out of it unless it's directly through sex. She enjoys the safety and security that her partner provides.

It's not inherently wrong or flawed to find a particular fashion sexually attractive even if that's not the goal of the fashion itself. My guess is you think that I see a girl in lolita as a purely a way of getting sexual gratification.

[Anonymous No.9678047]

>>9678039
No, there's nothing wrong with finding a particular fashion sexually attractive. But when the vast majority of the community hates it when people sexuality them, continuing to do so makes you tone deaf and unlikely to make friends at best. If you knew anything at all about the Lolita community, you would know we would react negatively to this. And if you genuinely cared about the fashion and not just getting a submissive waifu in a petticoat, doing some basic research wouldn't be a chore.

[Anonymous No.9678048]

>>9678047
>you would know we would react negatively to this
No doubt, I understood this.

>doing some basic research wouldn't be a chore.
I like to be social. Hence why I'm here talking to you.

[Anonymous No.9678053]

>>9678048
Wait, so you knew you would piss us off and you still thought we'd want to date you? Are you that delusional or just a troll? Either way it's pretty clear by now you don't see lolitas as anything but a fantasy in a pretty dress to provide for you and tie up. Creep.

[Anonymous No.9678055]

>>9678053
I just don't care if I upset you, who are you to me? Like I said, I'm not here to kite you along. I'm here to get the information I want. Being honest is the only way to do that.

[Anonymous No.9678057]

>>9677347
For sure anon, much more consistent quality & more everyday wearable items

[Anonymous No.9678059]

>>9678055
I think you got a pretty solid answer. Either way, I'm done.

[Anonymous No.9678061]

>>9678059
Thanks for the information.

[Anonymous No.9678072]

>>9677637
Too many hormones, I'm married 7 years. Thats 7 years of picking up his dirty socks & 7 years of him coping with my pms.

Stay single anons. The wanting to fuck each other into oblivion wears off when you have to deal with each other as a person.

Can we talk about cute dresses again?

[Anonymous No.9678077]

>>9678072
Time for an affair!

[Anonymous No.9678079]

>>9677718
Just get a pastel or white pair of fur lined muck boots, or spray paint them, would that work? You need something more substantial than brand. Can you just wear black though? No one really notices. I wear oxfords with ankle socks & sweet a lot in summer. Clarks & hush puppies & hotter are good.

[Anonymous No.9678080]

>>9677959
It's no different than
>tfw no gf
Except one who wears lolita. The style is cute, you're looking in to it too deeply.

[Anonymous No.9678099]

>>9677544
Conlitas are the same girls you would see walking in Lolita in real life. Excuse the fuck out of me for wearing my dresses to cons sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9678106]

>>9678099
No they aren't necessarily. When I said conlita I strictly meant girls who only wear them to cons.
Not lolitas who also wear them to cons.

[Anonymous No.9678112]

>>9677991
>lolitas consists of mostly Tom boys who use the fashion to channel their femininity only for a short time
Wait. Are you telling me there lolita has higher concentrations of heterosexual women who like sports, rock n roll, martial arts, shooting, and stuff in addition to anime?

[Anonymous No.9678123]

>>9678007
You sound like a fuckin idiot. All these demands and you can't even take the time to learn about the fuckin fashion , learn the name of the brands , who makes them a little something.

You want to sit down and take to someone, nahh.... do it yourself you have a computer right now in front of you writing all this shit, that means you have time to do so self research too.

God.... I dress in lolita and you're already annoying me. I'm pretty sure no one here is interested in your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9678124]

>>9678123
What demands? I haven't made demands. I don't expect anything.

Rest of your post is fair point.

[Anonymous No.9678127]

>>9678124
Ahhh you smug bitch you're even waiting to comment back.....FUCK we've been bamboozled he's fuckin with us.

Nice one

[Anonymous No.9678129]

>>9678127
I don't even know what you said desu.

[Anonymous No.9678159]

>>9677849
The amount of delusion here is incredible. This is literal cognitive dissonance. You'll go through whatever mental gymnastics are necessary to make this true >>9677441

/fit/ is racist, somewhat misogynist, hates fat people, hates manlets, hates sjw shit and are politically conservative/right wing. Fucking deal with it and stop saying that whomever doesn't fit your weird idealization of what /fit/ is, comes from /r9k/ or is a /r9k/ "refugee"

t. /fit/ oldfag

[Anonymous No.9678171]

>>9677972
>obvious fetish

I'm a man and I don't get this meme, for me a fetish is something that turns you on in a sexual way. If this is a fetish to you are you constantly having boners or "dripping" while walking with your gf even on the street, or in a con? Because I wouldn't like that one bit, looks uncomfortable as fuck.
Are you perhaps using "fetish" more liberally? In a non sexual way? Just say you like lolita fashion then, don't say it's your fetish.

P.S: Yes, using words wrong triggers my autism.

[Anonymous No.9678183]

>>9678047
Nayrt but, would wanting to have and cuddle with a lolita gf while living on an historically accurate late baroque mansion with full accurate decor while speaking old english being dressed as an high-born, fetishism? How can I tell the difference?

[Anonymous No.9678195]

>>9677374

>thinking any woman is satisfied with you flailing spastically on top of her for 30 seconds before passing out

[Anonymous No.9678203]

>>9678112
Not sure about it being a higher concentration but my local comm is full of women who are into metal, FPS games, smoking weed etc. outside of lolita and won't shut up about it ever because those things apparently define their entire personality. They're not the cute ones, though. For these people, lolita is pretty much the female equivalent of a neckbeard's fedora.

[Anonymous No.9678210]

I impulse bought a super cheap (less than 20 USD) AP dress secondhand and my boyfriend wants to have sex while I'm wearing it. Should I go for it?

[Anonymous No.9678213]

>>9678203
>metal, FPS games, smoking weed etc.
I think I'll pass

[Anonymous No.9678216]

>>9678171
Nah you don't understand what fetish is. It's like a guy who has a fetish for blondes. Doesn't mean he's creaming himself every time he sees a blonde. Just means he has an abnormal sexual response to blonde hair girls over other hair colours.

Fetish by definition: "a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc."

Simply having a fetish for lolita doesn't mean that I am constantly aroused from lolita fashion. It just means that within a sexual context, I find it gratifying. Outside of that sexual context, I think it's an interesting and cool way to dress. Like I have a fetish for girls with glasses as well, doesn't mean that I get hard over the sight of every girl with glasses. But when my ex wore hers during sex, it increased the sexual intensity and gratification.

[Anonymous No.9678226]

>9678195
>30 seconds
Think again sweetie. 20 seconds is all I need.

[Anonymous No.9678282]

>>9677530
>good work ethic
>preferably first generation American
>not in a cult or one of those wierd Christians

[Anonymous No.9678285]

>>9677991
I know a guy who bangs girls but they only like him bc he's Asian and they're weebs. I don't think he cares.

[Anonymous No.9678297]

>>9677946
Psshh. Naw. Outside of wearing lolita I'm a fucking gorrila bruh.
And even then lolita is such a small aspect of my life. I wear lolita out but only on occasion and very rarely.
Find yourself a girl whose studying something worthwhile so you guys can have a good stable life.

[Anonymous No.9678304]

>tfw no lesbian cgl gf who will twin with me and eat my baked goods

[Anonymous No.9678305]

>>9677338
Agreed. I bought a couple rereleases this year and that's all I've got

[Anonymous No.9678310]

>>9678304
Location? ^^

[Anonymous No.9678315]

>>9678304
iktf

[Anonymous No.9678319]

>>9678210
Do you normally ask anons for permission to have sex? They're your clothes, do what you want.

[Anonymous No.9678323]

I teach high school and I wore Halloween coords this week because we were encouraged to wear festive stuff. Two of my students recognized it as lolita and some of them asked if I would wear dresses like this more often. It was so sweet.

[Anonymous No.9678334]

I'm thinking of dropping out of college and moving in with my boyfriend but I need to sell him on the idea, basically come up with something to do while he's out at work.

Asking for life advice here

[Anonymous No.9678335]

>>9678195
>trying to shame a man making up shit you don't know about how much he lasts on intercourse or what he does

Yeah, never heard that one before, it's on pair with >le small benis :-DDD. Original content, do not steal.

And well yeah, you know, NATURE and stuff, women being wired to like men and being fucked by them.
You're trying way too hard to make it seem like it's something inferior or whatever when the reality is that, the weird as fuck thing is being a turbodyke that needs (((toys))) to satisfy herself or other women.

>b-but MUH SCISSOR
>MUH RUBBING

Pfff, you call that sexual intercourse? Might aswell just masturbate at that point. Fucking deal with it.

>inb4 b-but i'm male
cuck

[Anonymous No.9678339]

>>9678203
>weed
Absolutely degenerate and disgusting

[Anonymous No.9678344]

>>9678334
Tell him you'll take care of the house and children.

[Anonymous No.9678348]

>>9678216
Nayrt but I think you're missing the point of the word abnormal.

You say aren't turned on by the glasses or the clothes and you get turned on fine without their involvement. I can hardly say that your interest seems abnormal in any way.

From what I can read out of your post it seems more like you find your partner cute with lolita clothing and/or glasses, and it's perfectly normal that you get more turned on and get more enjoyment with your partner when you are more interested in her.

Compare that to /mlp/, they get turned on by drawings of horses and actual horses. It's the horses that turns them on, not a cute girl owning a horse. It's abnormal to sexualize horses to that degree and therefore they have a horse fetish.

[Anonymous No.9678354]

>>9678216
>>9678348
P.S. The expression usually used for what seems to be your case is "I have a thing for blondes/glasses/lolita/whatever"

[Anonymous No.9678355]

>>9678335
Not them but why do some guys get so triggered by dykes when they're like 1% of all women

Just fuck the other 99% that do like dicks and stop bitching about >muh nature

[Anonymous No.9678358]

>>9678355
Personally I get triggered when the dykes want to make it seem as if it was the superior thing to do or something and shame normal people.

[Anonymous No.9678365]

>>9678216
>>9678348
I'm >>9678171

And that's what I meant, the word fetish has some "extreme" connotations and is something strongly sexual. So I don't see how you could not get a boner while being around them, sounds like if that's the case, then that's not a fetish.

>It's abnormal to sexualize horses to that degree and therefore they have a horse fetish.
My thoughts exactly, fetish is like, the closest thing to a paraphilia.

[Anonymous No.9678369]

>mfw see your dream dress in your preferred colorways after years of hunting it down

And

>mfw caving in to get both, knowing it's financially irresponsible

[Anonymous No.9678372]

>mfw see your dream dress in your preferred colorways after years of hunting it down

And

>mfw caving in to get both, knowing it's financially irresponsible

[Anonymous No.9678424]

>>9678334
Clean, cook, and workout so you don't lose your looks being a slob. Or eat properly. Eventually have his children and you'll have a full time job taking care of them.

This assuming he makes good money.

[Anonymous No.9678429]

>>9676776
>Tfw half of the reason why you're in college is so that you can get a job that provides you with enough money to afford your hobbies later down the line
It kind of sucks only being able to participate in my interests passively and having to hold off in how I indulge in them, especially for so long, but I hope it'll be worth it in the end. I just got accepted into a school for Dental Hygiene but I'm hoping to be an Orthodontist eventually.

[Anonymous No.9678431]

>>9678358
It was clearly just banter you big ol' dummy

[Anonymous No.9678438]

>>9678431
>it was just pretending :-DDD
ok, kid

[Anonymous No.9678447]

>>9677788
>My girlfriend is taller than me
Why is the idea of a short butch lesbian so adorable to me

[Anonymous No.9678450]

>>9678335

You are so angry. It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.9678454]

>>9678358

I'm sorry my ability to consistently make my wife orgasm makes you feel inferior, anon. You'll get there someday.

[Anonymous No.9678467]

>>9678454
You didn't get it. I'll explain for dyke brainlets with hormonal imbalances affecting their IQ.

I get triggered when someone who is or does something inferior implies or presents it as superior.

Examples: Body positivists saying being morbidly obese is being a true beatiful wymyn and that skinny girls look like shit etc.

You: Disabled-as-a-sexual-partner(no benis, need plastic toys) turbodyke using buzzwords and buzzterms with no real meaning such as "consistent orgasm"(wat) whose toyless activities are reduced to rubbing hairy and elongated lesbian clits pretending or implying to be superior to the natural and truly superior thing such as normal heterosexual intercourse.

>makes you feel inferior
Well, I'm not so sure considering I can do everything you can plus having a dick, you know.

[Anonymous No.9678473]

>>9678335
>getting so mad over lesbeans

[Anonymous No.9678478]

>>9678467
Your dong can get replaced by a toy no matter how hard you cry. Now go be triggered somewhere else, crying won't get you more pussy anon.

[Anonymous No.9678483]

>>9678478
>a piece of cold rubbery plastic
>replacing a dong
Well, I mean, you can settle with that if you want, not everyone can have the real thing you know? ;^)

[Anonymous No.9678485]

>>9678467
Also nobody is implying being a dyke is being superior here or that being hetero is shit. People that do that are retarded tumblrinas. You're feeling attacked over nothing dude. No need to write an essay about how your dick is superior. Now gtfo /cgl/

[Anonymous No.9678487]

>>9678483
>i-i'm not mad at all

[Anonymous No.9678500]

>>9678467

>thinks his three-inch piss hose and low stamina will ever pleasure anyone

[Anonymous No.9678503]

>that faggot getting so worked up over lesbians because "but dick!!1!"
kek sure is insecurity in here

[Anonymous No.9678509]

>>9678500
Called it " >>9678335 "Yeah, never heard that one before, it's on pair with >le small benis :-DDD. Original content, do not steal."

Dykes are so predictable.

>>9678503
>stating an objective fact (dick vs. no dick)
>insecurity
Good meme

[Anonymous No.9678511]

>>9678500
three-inch piss hose > no dick
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.9678518]

>>9678509
>>9678511
Not even a dyke or a girl but you seem incredibly fixated on dick and you sound pretty
insecure t b h famalam

[Anonymous No.9678520]

>>9678509
>>9678511

Nyart but it's calm-down time, nonny.

[Anonymous No.9678525]

>>9678518
>>9678520
>le samefag
It's okay, you got told already so there's nothing more to add.

[Anonymous No.9678533]

>>9677946
take a note from my boyfriend "all lolitas are fucking bitches"
quit fantasizing about demure girls who dont exist. lolitas are people and usually not very nice ones
>yes this is coming from an actual wearer of the fashion, not a rp fag

[Anonymous No.9678536]

>>9678525

[Anonymous No.9678537]

>>9678525
Not even the same person but whatever helps you sleep at night.
Why do you care so much anyway? You sure sound bothered for someone who's not insecure

[Anonymous No.9678544]

>>9678536
>phoneposting
You need to go back

>>9678537
>y-you're insecure
>n-nevermind the fact I'm still replying guys

Define "caring" and "bothered".
You're replying to me, does this mean you're bothered and you care too?

[Anonymous No.9678547]

>>9678544

>phoneposter is still better at sex than you

/cgl/ related:

>tfw dresses that didn't fit now fit with room to spare

[Anonymous No.9678548]

>>9678544
You really don't understand, do you?
You've been going on and on about your dick for the past hours, no well adjusted human being would get so buttblasted over lesbians existing.

[Anonymous No.9678550]

Get it out of your systems, lads. We're fast approaching bump limit and I don't want any more 'muh dick' posts next thread

[Anonymous No.9678551]

>>9678547
>phoneposter is still better at sex than you
But dyke-kun, I can rub clits too! And do other things you can't!

>>9678548
>You've been going on and on about your dick for the past hours
Sorry sweety, I've just been replying to posts, try having some reading comprehension next time.

[Anonymous No.9678552]

>>9678483
Why do you dislike lesbians so much? Is it so weird to you that some girls are sexually attracted to other girls? Is it because it means they aren't attracted to you, a guy?

Seriously unironically asking you, not trying to attack you. Please don't respond with meaningless /r9k/ maymay language if you actually have a point to make.

[Anonymous No.9678553]

Why do males get so triggered when a gull mentions she's a lesbian?

[Anonymous No.9678556]

>>9678552
>>9678553
The dyke is shaming males out of the blue and pretending that rubbing clits is some sort of sex redpill, and if anyone here is asking for shaming, it's the mentally ill she-homo.

[Anonymous No.9678559]

>>9678551

A man so sure of his own sexual prowess wouldn't be crying angrily about lesbians on a Vietnamese animation forum.

[Anonymous No.9678562]

>>9678556

>implying there is only one lolita lesbo here

[Anonymous No.9678564]

>>9678556
Nobody is shaming males you crybaby, stop playing victim and get back to your board fag
Go write an essay about how you hate the meen leezbuns that don't know the power of dick on /r9k/ already. Shoo.

[Anonymous No.9678565]

>>9678079
No I personally cannot see myself wearing black with my full ott sweet coordinates. Where do you suggest I get muck boots? I'm not really sure what you mean by that. All I know is I have never seen a single pair of boots that would work with my coords in a normie store.

[Anonymous No.9678569]

>>9678562
>>9678564
Just go back to your containment board and make a lolita thread there. >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.9678570]

>>9678569

[Anonymous No.9678571]

>>9678569
I'm not even lesbian but alright. No need to be so assmangled anon, you'll get pussy too one day when you grow up

[Anonymous No.9678575]

>>9678570
I didn't even claim samefag she-bro. Dykes and their "allies" should go to >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.9678577]

>>9678575
>dykes shouldn't be anywhere but on legbutt!!1!
Though shit, I like lolita so I'll stay there and on all the other boards anony you'll have to bear it

[Anonymous No.9678579]

>>9678575

I just like reminding you that there are multiple lesbians here.

[Anonymous No.9678580]

>tfw 8" bf that eats pussy like a champ
Best of both worlds

But for real can the mods delete this entire retarded discussion and make room for actual feels?

[Anonymous No.9678581]

>>9678564
>nobody is shaming males

>>9678500
>thinks his three-inch piss hose and low stamina will ever pleasure anyone

>>9678478
>Your dong can get replaced by a toy no matter how hard you cry. Now go be triggered somewhere else, crying won't get you more pussy anon.

>>9678195
>thinking any woman is satisfied with you flailing spastically on top of her for 30 seconds before passing out

[Anonymous No.9678584]

>>9678581

Okay guys, everyone apologize to baby-dick so that he'll shut up and go back to his tendies.

[Anonymous No.9678585]

>>9678438
>implying I'm even a grill
You're more of a faggot than she is

[Anonymous No.9678586]

>>9678581
>look! this is totally maleshaming :(((
kek
Just as i said. nobody is shaming guys, just you being a pissbaby.

[Anonymous No.9678588]

>>9678579
Yeah, I guess it's cool if you have a good time here. That way you can temporarily forget about all those times normal females were grossed out to have you around and talked behind your back for being a cuntlover.

[Anonymous No.9678595]

>>9678584
>nobody sed bad thinks bout males!
>get told
>u le baby dik!!!!!

>>9678585
Oh wow, so you're a sad cuck that's bootlicking lesbians in hope you'll get laid or something? This is more sad than regular whiteknights.

>>9678586
>asks for maleshaming
>show "her"
>nobody is shaming u pissbaby xD

[Anonymous No.9678596]

>>9678588

Sorry I don't love dick as much as you do. :'c

[Anonymous No.9678597]

>>9678580
Am I the only girl who thinks dicks this big are unpleasant? Like my BF is around 6" and sometimes even he's uncomfortable for me. It's not a matter of not being turned on either, so I get horrified when gulls mention their BFs having these huge dicks.

How are you not constantly sore? Also how do you not throw up when he fucks your face?