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9629114 No.9629114 [Reply] [Original]

Now with an extra twist to keep this thread moving:
Weeaboo horror stories. I want to bring those back, I want to see some old weeaboo horror story caps posted, and even better if you get new ones.

For posts about you being a weeb:

What is the cringiest weeb shit you've done /cgl/?
Cosplayed in public?
Said "nya!" constantly?
Told strangers your undying love for Sasuke?

>good
tell a story of you being cringy
>great
provide a photo of you being cringy (you can edit out your face), or upload your shitty weeb art
>godteir
posting cringe videos starring yourself.

For weeaboo horror stories:

you know the rules. terrifying shit weebs you know have done.
know someone who proudly masturbates to lolis and tells strangers all about it? get glomped by a stranger so hard you can no longer walk right again?
we'd love to hear about it. Bonus points for photos, as always.

>> No.9629823
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>> No.9629833

>>9629823
A true hero

somebody else post the elevator story with the halo cosplay pls

>> No.9629954

>>9629833
The cane story is the best. I changed laptop so i lost the comic version

>> No.9629989

Did the naruto run in grade 6 for a few seconds.
Realized it was stupid, friend said it was stupid, I was stupid.
10+ years later, never ran like an autistic retard again

>> No.9630042

>wore cat ears the entirety of sophomore year of high school
>wrote fanfiction about myself and whatever guy i liked in fandom universes; left them in classrooms accidentally a few times
>hiei from yu yu hakusho was my husbando, so wrote "Anonfirstname Anonlastname Jaganshi" on all school assignments all of 8th grade
>never cosplayed but was "lolita desu" throughout most of high school and wore awful handmade ita monsters
>learned hiragana and katakana in 9th grade, pretended i was fluent in japanese

i was pretty weeby but ironically didn't care about anime that much? i just liked going to cons and playing vidya and hanging out with anime kids. still pretty cringe looking back but all fashion choices and hobby choices aside i was pretty set socially for the most part and didn't glomp or shriek loudly or fuck with people's props or really infringe on other people like a lot of weebs do

>> No.9630055

Does anyone have the story where a crazy weeb girl bites a dude?

>> No.9630215
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9630215

At least I only ever cosplayed at cons, but god my old cosplays make me cringe so much. These all must have been age 13-14. I thought I looked so good at the time. At least I had fun and it got me into the hobby I guess? Thank god there are no surviving pics of my 8th grade L Halloween costume.
Had a couple Milanoo dresses I wore to school dances I'll try to dig up pics of too.

>> No.9630257

>>9630215
None of them are particularly awful at all, especially considering you were young and a new cosplayer at the time. I'm kinda sensing a humblebrag here

>> No.9630285

>>9630257
Legit no, I'm sorry if it comes off that way. I should find some photos that show the construction more, since it's 99% staples

>> No.9630287
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9630287

Okay motherfuckers. This embarasses me to my core. All of my instincts tell me not to post this. But post I it I am.
I was asked 8 years ago to participate in this... thing... by my friend who was in film school. Yes he actually handed this in. It's human charlie the unicorn.

I'm Charlie.

>> No.9630289

>>9630287
Dropped my link.
Here you go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWEejrWpf0

>> No.9630290

>>9630289
Oh no, its beautiful

>> No.9630294

Explained to my history teacher what yaoi was because Hetalia. Yikes.

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>>9630290

>> No.9630307

I would wear cosplay to school all time time, but it usually looked good enough without a wig that no one questioned me (i think a lot of people thought it was cool)

>> No.9630384

>>9630307
>but it usually looked good enough without a wig that no one questioned me (i think a lot of people thought it was cool)
>no one questioned me (i think a lot of people thought it was cool)
snap out of it anon

>> No.9630392

>>9630289
Oh god, my friends and i did a similarly cringey video for a high school project. It was adventure time.

>> No.9630598
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9630598

I was anon who posted all the Ryuk drawings last thread. I'm clearing out my cupboards and I found two more notebooks of mine and my friends weebshit. This was a funny comic in which Gaara almost gets molested by Rock Lee but Kakashi karate chops his dick. This is actually the second version of this thing, and theres more pages to it.

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>>9630598
From the same book this is my friend introducing me to the Nart characters because at the time I was mainly into Tokyo Mew Mew

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9630643

>>9630598
>>9630601
what a wild ride

>> No.9630702
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9630702

(Not really that cringey but eh) When I was 10, I wanted to make my own manga, so I went out and drew the storyboards, characters and wrote some scripts. Here's the main character, called Mitsuko Talko, who is 14 and goes to 'Tokyo Star High'. She has a crush on a boy called Isao and hates her sister >:0 But one day she dies and becomes a ghost, and must do a bunch of shit in order to go to heaven :0 I'd post the scripts but they're pretty boring lmao

>> No.9630705

>>9630598
>posting nsfw on a blue board

Anon, pls.

>> No.9630707

>>9630705
Are poorly drawn cartoon dicks really THAT nsfw?
Not like the posted a veiny bbc.

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>>9630215
>proudly standing with doug walker
Now that's cringe, even I won't admit I had a phase where I unironically liked his original NC run

>> No.9630787

>>9630287
>>9630289
A masterpiece. I like your outfit.

>> No.9630793

>>9630285
>staples
Jesus

>> No.9630795

>>9630257
idk why you even bothered replying since it seems like she was just fishing for compliments

>> No.9630796

Cosplayed Hetalia in public, to the mall of course.
There's videos but I'm not posting them.

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Cosplay selfpost! Cringey fandoms edition.

> My mother helped me sew Clear
> Clear's boots were held together with white duct tape
> That's not a fantroll, that's Homestuck from Fandomstuck
> My gray facepaint didn't come in time for con
> Monokuma: First cosplay I ever sewed. Unhemmed edges on the bottom of the pant legs because I just got tired of sewing.
> I thought there was nothing wrong with those velcro shoes.

>> No.9631498

>>9630289
Ngl this made me smile. It's cringy but also sort of endearing?

>> No.9631902

>>9631498
>>9630787
>>9630392
>>9630290
Well, thanks guys. As cringe and embarassing as it is l can't pretend like we didn't have fun.

>> No.9631951

>>9630702
Do it anyways.

>> No.9631952

>>9630817
>velcro shoes

>> No.9632360

>>9629954
You mean that guy who cosplayed as an Assassin's Creed character?

>> No.9632912

>>9631902
>>9630289
>>9630287

The real question I want answered, did you fuck Amelia and/or Dee?

>> No.9632919

>>9632360
yup thats the one. Thats a really good horror story

>> No.9633434

>>9630289
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
IS THAT FFX MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND

>> No.9633450

>>9630287
>>9630289
I love it.

>>9630741
Whats wrong with him? Besides the really weird movie he has coming out, I like him. He is REALLY funny when he does live stuff at conventions.

>> No.9634530

>>9630215
>staples
can't even tell

>> No.9634627

>>9630702
her name is taco?

>> No.9634654

>>9630289
Magnificent.

>> No.9634712
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9634712

I was 16??? Saved up alllll my money from my part-time job to buy a Madoka cosplay instead of learning how to sew! Didn't try and style the wig or anything!

But aside from shitty multiple cosplays, I was an absolute terror in middle school. The whole naruto-headband-baka-screaming-sweat-ball-thing. I also drew a HUGE Pokemon fan-comic where my and I crush fell in love- it was seriously like 3 sketchbooks long.

I do miss the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing I had going on but now I try and I hide the weebiness.

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9634885

You know that video with all the weebs yelling "nyaa" and "burn the witch"? I went to highschool with them. I was even friends with some of them.

>> No.9635059

>>9634712

Well at least you look pretty ok in that picture. Everyone bought a cosplay at some point.

I wore a full bleach cosplay in high school once...it wasn't Halloween or anything. Looking back, I couldn't believe I did it and try to suppress that memory as much as I can

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Aside from the costume itself being cringey, this kid straight up roleplayed his character in every single even slightly relevant local group leading up to this con then begged for anyone who took photos of him to post them after.

>> No.9635071

>>9634885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
>jesus christ this is fucking real now people

>> No.9635094

>>9633450
Hey, another Doug Walker fan! I have no clue what people hate about him either, he's just another funny movie reviewer to me.

>> No.9635198

>>9630215
omfg claire, i really want to see the milanoo

>> No.9635220

>>9634712
>>9630215

>cringe thread
>posts this

you two really are blatantly seeking for compliments.

>> No.9635223

>>9630285

At the end of the day no one cares how you get there, just that it looks good.

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>>9635071
Yep, that's the one. I'm not proud I knew anyone in that video. They were all some kind of mental, looking back.

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Y'all I posted that Madoka earlier but I went and searched a lil harder through some old shit and found this gem!
I REALLY thought I was dressing in decora??

LMAO WOOF

>> No.9635632

>>9635328
glorious

>> No.9635648

>>9630384
>tfw went to a small high school in SoCal
>tfw fell in with the weeb crowd but they were weeb veterans who were past most of the cringe phase
>tfw that didn't stop cosplay from happening at school sometimes
>tfw on more than one occasion was chilling with Homestuck trolls at school
>tfw that school's atmosphere was awesome and everyone generally loved it
Fun times.
But my personal cringe is still around to this day. Back during those days I waifu'd Yuki Nagato, and I still do. But that combined with some Kingdom Hearts 358 Days led to an odd verbal tic that I've yet to get rid of.
I am almost 23 years old and when under emotional stress or having a cringe attack I make static noises or whisper to myself in gibberish trying to imitate reversed MySQL.

>> No.9635883

>>9635328
The Fred shirt shows a real screenshot of what year this was taken in

>> No.9636098

>>9629833
i can't find it
but that story motivated me to build a halo armor

>> No.9636919

>>9635094
People take his opinion as word-of-mouth instead of forming their own opinions.

"I've never heard of this movie in my life, but Doug Walker said it sucks and I want to fit in, so I hate it too!"

I hate when people treat Internet critics like this. Like, form your own views on things, weak-ass people.

>> No.9636921

>>9636919
My issue with him is that sometimes he has 0 idea what hes talking about on certain points.
Hell claim the movie didnt explain x thing, but they actually did.
There was a movie he did last year I remember wondering if we had even watched the same movie.

>> No.9636992

>>9636919
I think it's funny how his Moulin Rouge review had an entire musical number dedicated to how it's ok to enjoy a movie that others see as bad, but a lot of his fans still blindly take his words as law.

>> No.9637132

>>9635220
Who pissed in your cereal?

>> No.9637248

>>9634885
Okay, can I ask you something about that? The guy who says "HEY YOU OWN ME MONE-" and he cuts off and dissappears in it. Where the hell did he go? My boyfriend and I still wonder about it.

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9637279

I wrote how much I loved Bakura all over my tree house in sharpie.

It's still there.

>> No.9637282

>>9636919
Doug has always had a younger/more impressionable audience so it's sorta to be expected. Shit like >>9636921 brings up turned me off years ago. His hatedom is made up of the same kinds of people as his actual fandom so it's also shit, though.
I respect him for being a major figure in the genre and I always come see him when he's at a con I'm at but I haven't watched in years.

>> No.9637378

>>9630289
To be honest your acting was great.

>> No.9637408

>>9637282
The fact that his audience is so young makes me even more annoyed. These kids are going to turn into mindless sheep when they grow up. This kind of behavior should be discouraged.

>> No.9637414

>>9636919
...so its his fans you don't like.
>>9637408
you take an internet comedian sliiiiiightly too seriously.

>> No.9637417

>>9637414
Nah, internet critic fans can be super fucking annoying, I don't blame anon for saying that at all. There's a reason Douchey McNitpick exists.
Channel Awesome as a company is also host to some questionable ethics but the most visible thing is definitely the NC's fandom.

>> No.9637488

>>9637248
No idea, the vid is from 2008 which was a year before I met any of them. Paul (the guy he's yelling about) was an outlier in that strange and broad spiderweb of "friends" who was surprisingly normie looking back. My highschool was pretty small so there was a shit ton of that "friend of a friend's friend" thing that made us encounter each other once in a while.

I had a crush on the blonde at :07 She got super fat after highschool or so I was told. I don't know if spoilers work on /cgl/

>> No.9637560

>Super into sailor moon in middle and high school.
>I read about the character's image songs online, but downloading was super slow and they were hard to find. I really wanted to hear them!
>A radio station had an hour where they advertised they'd play anything you request.
>I repeatedly called in requesting songs like "Golden Queen Galaxia" and "Pink Sugar Heart Attack."

>> No.9637631

>>9635094
I dislike him because he ripped off Yahtzee's "judging by the cover"
but in such a way that he's using Yahtzee's idea in fair use. (dude talked to a lawyer before ripping him off, that's for sure)
and Yahtzee can't exactly cry about it, because the dude's so big people would come after Yahtzee if he were to complain, or even accuse Yahtzee of copying the Nostalgia Critic.

Stealing lesser known people's ideas when you're already so successful and giving them nothing for it is a pretty shit thing to do. I liked the Nostalgia Critic before this, but after seeing him rip off someone lesser known in this way, can't say I'm a fan anymore.

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>>9637560
Bit did they play them?

>> No.9637645
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>>9637488
So I guess we'll never know what happened to him or if he is still alive

>> No.9637758

>>9637631
>Yahtzee
>lesser known
damn I feel old

>> No.9637773

>>9637645
No he's alive afaik, I just don't know what happened in the vid that he disappeared

>> No.9638110

>>9637631
that was angryvideogame nerd not nostalgia critic. but, they all look like autists so.. I understand the comfusion?

>> No.9638264

>>9637414
The problem is that his fans take him too seriously. You're not allowed to like some movie he's trashed without them saying something like "haha fag that sucks. Did you watch NC's review? Your taste sucks!".

I'm not a fan of any person, Internet or elsewhere, who inspires people to not think for themselves.

Still, though, if someone says "this thing sucks because some celebrity said so", it helps me filter them out as being boring and not worth my time. I don't have the energy to waste on people who can't think for themselves.

>> No.9638266

>>9638110
They're completely different people. One reviews old video games that were poorly received by the public, and the other reviews old (and sometimes new) movies and TV shows. Different style of humor, too. AVGN uses a lot of toilet humor.

>> No.9638344

When I was in sixth grade I got asked on a date, and the guy was trying to be a gentleman and offered to pay for me that day. So I took him to Waldenbooks and had him buy me some tiny little Roy Mustang figurine.

>> No.9638369

>>9633450
what weird movie is coming out? :S

>> No.9638607

this one is pretty harmless

I work in a callcenter, and often times talk with police and fire and military, so they are familiar with spelling out things with alpha calls. "B as in Bravo, E as in echo, D as in delta. etc..."

I was talking to some young guy from west coast and when civilians spell out stuff, they just imagine random words or people's names most of the time.

Then I heard him said "N as in Naruto..."

And the pregnant pause that followed when he realised what he said, I could hear the gears turning thru my headset, before I heard the sigh of "fuck it" and he just moved on.

Inside I was dying and trying to think of a way to bring it back up in the call, but i was laughing too hard.

>> No.9639894

>>9637279
I like how you hate the world and everyone on it. I think that sums up most weeb phases pretty well.

>> No.9639945

>>9638264
I've never experienced that, though I've only known one person who likes/knows about him. And again sounds like you hate the fans not him.

>>9638369
Prepare for some massive cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c17URK9HCM
It is somewhat ironic that NC is involved making a movie that is basically making fun of TJ (TheAmazingAtheist) since they actually worked together at one point. I also can't figure out what that movie even is suppose to be.

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>>9637279
Just from this image alone I have a feeling you and I would have been kindred souls as young weebs, anon.

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>>9638344
A guy asked me on a date, and I got him to buy me one of these guys while we were at the mall. He actually kinda liked sailor moon too.
>>9637643
No! They were really confused and thought I was pranking them. I also tried that on the guy in my class with a CD burner, he said "any song, 50c a song." I think he gave me a CD with the English sailor moon theme song and some rap.

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Terrible sasuke what is everyone's opinion on it ?

>> No.9640424

>>9640405
is he using his heroin jutsu?

>> No.9640444

>>9640405
I'm pretty sure he has disabilities. I spoke to him at the con.

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>>9640108

>Fighting Fighting evil by moonlight
>Making fore by daylight
>He has mixtapes that are so tight
>He is a full on niggaboo

And I had a massive obsession with anime in middle school, like most of the people here, but it bled into my work. Whenever I was asked to make my own stories in class, I would use the most anime names like 'Takeharu Nonoharu' and 'Spark Yoshiro'. I would put anime inspired plot, honorifics and dialogue up the ass and always sent it in to my writing teacher. He usually gives me a good grade grade and comments that he had a good laugh. I never realized that he was laughing because of how cringe it was, though.

>> No.9640625

>>9639945
tbf, TheAmazingAtheist is a total douchenozzle and pretty much shit on everyone who ever supported him once he came out as a bigot

>> No.9640637

>>9640625
>once he came out as a bigot
wut

>> No.9640660

>>9640405
Fuck off with your weird vendetta

>> No.9640704

>>9640405
Unless that's you in the picture, fuck off.

>> No.9643150

>>9640405
Bruh looks like his body literally runs on heroin

>> No.9643341

>>9640444
check

>> No.9645857

>>9629833
Somebody post the story now

>> No.9647820

>>9629954
I found it! just google "hambeast prime"

>> No.9647822

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhs4zHEGetI&t=28s

Found this in my recommended after watching a load of ita-ass videos.
Do you think this is a troll or not?? Everyone seems to be taking it pretty serious in the comments but I think she's fucking round
If not, that's some pretty severe autismus

>> No.9647840

>>9647822
After watching her other videos, I don't think she is. The meme goes too deep and into detail for it to be fake (if not she is God tier at trolling)

>> No.9647845

My co workers know my weeby-ness because I spelled naruto right (somebody their cat was called naruto) plus kids tend to talk to me about minecraft, cartoons so I can't stop myself from making inside jokes etc

>> No.9647872

>>9630741

I think that was Original Doug Walker and not Neu-Doug

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9647898

>make a cosplay friend
>a couple red flags pop up
>call her out on some stupid shit she did, win the argument
>we cut ties

>visit her tumblr for shits and giggles
"I no longer associate with anon, she has emotionally abused me. The way she spoke to me was triggering and I'd suggest you avoid such an awful, emotionally abusive person"

>> No.9647943

>>9647898
this was meant for the feels thread, fuck me

>> No.9648073

>>9647898
I mean you made me cringe anon, I guess you posted it in the right thread.

>> No.9649934

>>9637417
Wait like what questionable ethics? I've never heard that before

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>>9647898
>Tumblr

Well, what did you expect

>> No.9650033

>>9637279
At least you have good taste in husbandos

>> No.9650077

I'm a brolita and I live in Japan. When I first into lolita I threw on a Baby starter set, wore one petticoat upside down and went out with no makeup to Harajuku. The Baby flagship store had just moved there and the staff treated me nicely for how bad I must have looked, but recommended that I get a petticoat and put on makeup. That's when I learned that you flip pettis upside down to hang 'em up, and wear more than one. The same two girls have been working there forever so they probably still remember me. After I got better I started mostly going to the AatP in Laforet instead.

>> No.9650079

>>9650077
Whoops, by "upside down" I meant inside out.

>> No.9652830

>>9637132
To be fair, you're pretty clearly fishing for compliments with what is clearly a beyond passable and even somewhat good Madoka cosplay. If not you have some kind of mental damage about your self image. Actually, this level of humblebrag is pretty cringe in itself so well done.

Lets see what you wear recently if you've improved so far from this terrible cringe cosplays.

>> No.9652866

>>9647898
Details Anon! What triggered her? Calling out her low effort shit tier cosplay?

>> No.9652870

>>9650077
I bet you weren't the only one anon. its okay.

>> No.9652945

>>9650077
>wear more than one
Not necessarily, one petticoat can suffice if it's actually good.

>> No.9652955
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This was the first costume I ever made and it was a fucking nightmare. It was a thick vinyl rain poncho with a hood and some giant poofy clown pants underneath all that shit so NONE OF IT BREATHED and it was for Blizzcon, which was in Anaheim in summer. I genuinely nearly passed out from heatstroke

Still got 3rd place in the costume contest tho...

>> No.9652984

>>9652955
>posts an outfit that helped you place in a contest
is this what you consider cringe?

>> No.9652996

>>9652984
A startlingly ugly, poorly-made costume that was horrible to wear and damn near unrecognizable? Yes, I do

>> No.9653031

>>9635328
This really brings me back to the time it was socially acceptable to wear these really bad animal hats, always made of shitty yarn with derpy ass faces on them.

>> No.9653039

>>9653031
>it was socially acceptable to wear these really bad animal hats
It never was, you probably were too much of a weeb to notice. Unless you mean at like raves or festivals

>> No.9653040

>>9653039
>it never was
nayrt but even some normies did it.
2007 was a weird time

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>>9653039
>>9653040
It happened in 2011 (Look up 'Animal hat trend' and that's all you'll find) and was probably the amalgamation of a few trends at the time. I was in my senior year when everyone at my school suddenly were wearing these tacky things only to die down in 2 months. It did stick around with the weebs a bit longer though.

>> No.9653085

>>9653063
My friend is still wearing one...

>> No.9653089

>>9653063
>mfw i see a dude with a penguin hat like this every time i'm on campus

i can't help but feel like he wants to be known as the penguin hat guy

>> No.9653428
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This guy and his fucking love live cosplays are cringy just to look at. What's the point of getting okay cosplays if you're not going to put fucking makeup on to look the part!?

>> No.9653442

>>9653428
Is this b8?

>> No.9653444

>>9652955
Some idiot thought it was a good idea to go out in full Jon Snow gear and refuse to drink water at the last summer con I was at, so they passed the fuck out and someone had to call an ambulance. Then someone who was cosplaying Theon Greyjoy did the same thing a few hours later.

>> No.9653550
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Oh man I was a real full blown chuunibyou about 10 years ago (11-14-year old). I always preached about demons, vampires, angels and stuff and told people that I was a fallen angel and really powerful but as a punishment my powers had been taken away. I also used to sing Ali Project and Yousei Teikoku sometimes in school hallways, even when there were other people around. I do not speak German but for some reason I leaned the Lord's prayer in german and cited it at people when I was angry at them. I don't think I ever talked about anything "normal" and I showed my classmates pictures of ghosts I had taken on my flip phone from the computer screen and told them I had taken them and they were of real ghosts. I had a dress similar to this one Minto has in Tokyo Mew Mew, which I had my mom make me and I wore it too much. Changing clothes? Anime characters don't do that. Of course I washed it but it was still probably pretty weird to wear the same dress for pretty much every day of the year. I always had REALLY heavy eye-make up with no other make up. I also wore a cross necklace and dreamed of cosplaying Suigintou to school one day. I drew all time and read manga in hallways.

I'm pretty sorry for all my classmates and teachers who had to listen to my weird shit and put up with it.

>> No.9653597

>>9635071
My room mate knows a guy who dated that girl.

>> No.9653599

>>9630287
You are a beautiful man.

>> No.9653628

>volunteering at a Japanese festival today
>they hold a very tiny cosplay contest
>one girl goes up
>says shes cosplaying the female version of Hetalias Japan
>Decides to do a skit even though they already told her to keep it short
>suddenly out of fucking no where shes going on "AMERIKA KUN I TORD YOU A MIRRION TIMES" and I mean she laid on the fake japanese accent thick. It was so lacking in taste that it was bordering just plain out racism
>No one is laughing
>She starts spouting about 2D being better than 3D


It was painful to watch. She made a huge ass out of herself.

>> No.9653644

>>9653628
Oh god are you talking about that sekai girl? I heard she threw a huge crying fit for not placing in the cosplay contest.

>> No.9653648

>>9630289
I unironically love this.

>> No.9653680

>>9632912
God no.

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>Be 15
>Just getting into lolita, parents hate it and won't buy me anything
>Decide to make myself a head-eating bow to wear to school
>Have never seen a head eating bow irl and can barely sew
>Make this weird stuffed triangular thing out of an old uniform with ugly lace edging and wear it to school
>Called to the dean's office during first period
>"Anon, why are you wearing toy cat ears to school? Those are not acceptable school wear"
>"It's meant to be a bow..."
>"Sure kid."
>She confiscated my bow
>Complained to friends at lunch
>"That thing was meant to be a BOW?"
>Friends also thought they were cat ears

And that was how my first attempt at anything lolita made me look like an even bigger weeb than I actually was.

>> No.9655922

>>9653444
I think people do that because they don't want to go to the bathroom all the time, but really they should just drink little by little .

It made me think about a story : I remember that a a cosplayer passed out because she ad to drink a lot because she have an illness but the security rule don't let people have one litter bottle in the con.
She fainted will walking up a stairs an the steampunk behind her let her fall down because they where scared to damage they outfits, thank god she didn't snapped her neck. when someone told me this story I cringed so hard, some peoples only think about they ass.

>> No.9655981

>>9653550
> I do not speak German but for some reason I leaned the Lord's prayer in german and cited it at people when I was angry at them.
Fuck, that got me.

>> No.9656002

>>9647822
I'm pretty sure it's fake. Soz guys, I remember this being brought up a few years back.

>> No.9656011

I was cosplaying a Miqo'te when I got dryhump-glommed by this enormous lardbucket of a fangirl back in Fanime 2011. I was going to meet some friends and she got me totally by surprise. It was so weird and she didn’t even understand she’d done anything inappropriate when I turned around and yelled at her.

To be 100% truthful I wasn’t even mad until I figured out what had happened; at first it just felt like I’d slipped ass-first into a kiddie pool of Jello.

>> No.9656655

I used to write fan fiction in junior high and ask my English teacher to read it. She would comment that it amused her, and I took that as a compliment. Looking back, I realize it wasn't.

>> No.9656878

>>9630817
I'm more scared at the quality of that white wig for Clear.

>> No.9656881

When I was in middle school, I dressed up as L for Halloween. But no wig, just the white t-shirt and pants...

>> No.9656883

>>9656881
pics?

>> No.9656976

>>9647822
>HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIRBRUSH
>No...sorry...I'm making a video...
Kek
>NO YOU MUST'VE SEEN THE HAIRBRUSH
>No! I haven't got the hairbrush, okay?!
>Sayonara minna-san
Double kek

>> No.9657086

>>9652866
She was sucking the dick of someone who was a legitimate sex offender (bragged about masturbating in public, even around children)
People of course got very upset with this person, and she did went on to complain how internet meanies were bullying them.
I pretty much told her she's a gross sex offender apologist and said person deserves harassment/ jail time.
rather than stick to the argument she was clearly losing, she went on to whine about how she was sexually abused?? I called her out on trying to play the victim card with something barely relevant, and stopped talking to her.

Her little blog, as well as her twitter goes on to say how I shouldn't be trusted, how I'm abusive, and how I gaslighted her. a fucking mess.

>> No.9657099

>>9657086
What's her Twitter/URL? Sounds like someone I know.

>> No.9657600

>>9630289
good lord i would have jumped your bones as a teen

>> No.9657933

>Be me
>Be weeb around when Black Butler first came out
>Wearing shitty cosplays with weeb friends in Barnes and Noble

We had a Grell (Leader-san), Sebastian (creepy goth wannabe guy), and me dressed up as Lau despite being a fat, short, white girl and not tall lanky Chinaman. You probably can imagine how horrible we looked.

>Leader-san spies a cute little kid in the cafe area minding his own business and RUNS up to him squealing and saying she's found our Ciel
>Asks kid if she thinks "Seba-chan" is sexy and some other completely inappropriate things
>Kid starts to panic obviously
>Decide to remedy the situation...by saying Sebastian should hug our Ciel
>Kid starts yelling
>Out of no where a lady who I assume is his mom or sister comes to his rescue and starts yelling at us
>Her yelling, his yelling, and us trying to talk ourselves out of this situation brings the manager over
>Kid explains what happened

And that's how I was banned for life from Barnes and Noble. I don't know if it's all of those or just that one but I have not stepped in one ever since that day. I die inside every time I remember this story.

>> No.9658011

>>9657933
Leader-san is a fucking pedo jfc

>> No.9658059

>>9658011
Yeah. This incident changed me for the better. I had never in my life felt like such a fucking loser. Not just a nerd, but some sort of weirdo lowlife. That's what I was at the time and I won't deny it. I stopped being so openly into anime after this, put some effort into my looks, and basically got my shit together. I don't know what happened to the Sebastian but leader is still cringe as ever. I have removed her on Facebook but she would post about teh yaoiz xD and always had an anime character as her profile picture.

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>>9657933
That's one of the worst things I've ever read.

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>>9658318

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>>9658319

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>>9658322

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>>9658323

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>>9658324

>> No.9658344

>>9658330
this definitely made me cringe but not for the reason you intended

>> No.9658368

Not much of a story, but I still feel the need to post it.
I was sitting in the lobby of my college doing some last minute studying for a test I had next class. Two incredibly loud guys are sitting a few tables away from me. At first they seemed ok. They were just talking about video games. But it quickly took a turn. They started to talk about Japan and how "it was the greatest place in the world-desu". They also went onto tell Nazi jokes, in an incredibly packed lobby. One guy would tell the other kid to shut up, and he would for like one minute before just yelling nazi jokes again. The loud kid went onto brag about how he would put meme's into his all his reports in high school. I left before it got much further than that.


Come to find out they are trying to start an anime club at the school. Im avoiding them like the damn plague. But Ill still see the two sitting at the same table everyday screaming about anime and video games.

>> No.9658385

>>9658344
Gotta love that the most widely-recognized product of /cgl/ is cringy comic about a blatantly fake story

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Story is a bit second hand as it happened to a buddy's girlfriend. So I did not get to witness the fuckery first hand.

So my buddy's GF is a pretty relaxed chick. Pretty cool with most and does not really like to start shit. Well apparently a group of furries took to her like a magnet and they talked it up while at a Con. Stuff goes on like normal but they hang around her as I guess it is just good to have a bit of sanity in one's life.

Several hours pass and it begins to get late. Figuring they could just bring in a new member, they decided to invite her over for an after con party. And the exact line should creep me the fuck out. 'Wanna come back to our hotel, watch some Adventure time, yiff?' She noped the fuck outta there and never looked back.

I'm all for fandoms and having your own personal tastes. But by the gods if Furries are not just the horniest bastards around. Keep safe at Cons kids, don't accept any struggle snuggles from furries...

(I have lots of other stories, mostly first hand shit that I wish I could forget. Picture unrelated)

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>>9653550
I couldn't continue reading past the german part

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Alright, here we go..

I'm not great at story telling so I'll just throw in stuff relevant to the photos.

Top left is my Maka Albarn cosplay from Soul Eater.. notice my beautiful party city wig. The only thing home made was my trench coat thing. I LOVED Death the kid and carved his name into the headboard of my bed, it's still there..

Top right, my first or second con EVER, I bought those cat ears day of, and the fat fuck next to me was a dude who befriended me that was way older than I was. Also sporting my bought online Sasuke cosplay?

Bottom left was my Honey-senpai cosplay.. obviously I bought a yaoi paddle and one of those nasty felt hats, I tried to get Vic Mignonga to wear it and he declined, smart man. I told people after meeting him that he smelt nice and became know as the girl who thought he smelt nice for many years.

Bottom middle, friends birthday party. We were all insufferable Narutards and spent the day at the park roleplaying Naruto characters and then taking pics in this kimono.. yukata.. thing.
This was around the time in my life I told people I came from a different realm and was very powerful. I ruled over demons and had magic powers etc etc typical chuuni shit.
I was also the long lost sister of Sasuke and Itachi, which I had put down eloquently in my self-insert Naruto fanfiction. I really wish I still had the notebook I wrote it in.

Bottom right was my Ciel cosplay from Milanoo my poor mom spent like $150 or something.
I wore it EVERYWHERE, out to the grocery store, to school, whenever I could.
I would act like Ciel and make my friends do my bidding whenever I wore it..
I also did weeb dances at cons in the hallways.

I don't have any particularly cringe stories that I can remember otherwise.

>> No.9658601

>>9653444
When I was younger I was helping run a cosplay picnic (at the peak of summer) for the first time (so I was really excited about it) and someone cosplayed Owen from Torchwood (leather jacket and jeans) and ended up throwing up everywhere from heat stroke, and then their friend claimed to be feeling unwell also in what was pretty obviously a grab for attention. They were both staying with me as well (not that I really knew them) so I had to deal with them during the event as well as after.

>> No.9658941

>>9653550
>>9658543
Tell me more about your chuunibyou stories.

>>9629114
Requesting all chuunibyou stories.

>> No.9659804
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(1/2)
Alright, story time, fuckers.
>me and friend are at camp with our church.
>we're seniors so we get to organize/pick our rooms.
>we decide to let some of the freshman bunk with us because they're fun
>there's this one sophomore who always hangs out with the freshies.
I still don't know why they put her in that group. Although most of my friends speculated that the youth pastors just thought she was actually retarded.
>she's a huge fucking weeb.
>the other girls get up and shower each morning. Not her.
>The other girls brought changes of clothes. Not her.
>she wears a fucking green trench coat with an anime t shirt and a cap. Along with ripped sneakers and jeans.
>find out she packed a fuck ton of mangas that she would read while the others were doing activities and shit.
>this bitch would bring these mangas everywhere and try and get people to notice.
>camp announces at breakfast that we're gonna have a talent show that night.
>bitch stands up and screams
>I'M GONNA DO "insert Japanese song here" FROM THE ANIME "insert anime here"
>everyone is staring at her in silence. All 250 plus announcer.
>fast forward to that night
>one of the leaders is trying to convince her to take a shower
>she finally gives in and the leader helps her do her hair
>she still looks greasy and unkempt, but smells way better.
>the first few acts of the show go great.
>mostly just singing Christian songs or playing the piano.
>it's she-weebs turn.
>she rushes up to the mic the second the previous act finishes, looking out at the audience and grinning while the previous act is kind of shocked at the abruptness.
>announcer stumbles through the name of she-weebs song as she interjects and pronounces it correctly, sounding annoyed
>she begins
>mfw

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>>9659804
(2/2)
>she keeps staring out at the audience and breathing heavily.
>bitch closes her eyes and starts mumbling and starts mumbling rapidly into the microphone
>everyone looks a bit uncomfortable.
>mumbling turns into a high-pitwhine, slow whine
>realize she's singing.
>off pitch mumbling whine goes on for five. Fucking. Minutes.
>she gasps for breath every so often and keeps going.
>stops suddenly and opens her eyes.
>stares at the audience
>no one knows what the fuck just happened.
>she starts clapping until a few other sympathy claps join in.
I still cringe when I think about this.

>> No.9659816

>>9659809
Oh yeah, this has to do with cosplay because she told us she was always cosplaying her shifty OC in their "everyday outfit". Kek.

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>>9657933
>running at a kid spouting weeb gibberish
What did you think would happen?

>> No.9660086

>>9637560
let's be friends, anon. cringey weeb phases may pass but sailor moon will always be c00l

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>>9659809
Oh my god, I can picture it all so clearly... it hurts.

>> No.9660960

>freshman year
>friends with a bunch of weebs
>we start drawing our own manga together and make a shitty version of "shoujo beat"
>we call it the "straw hat club"
>every weekend we hung out in weeb wear, wore straw hats, watched anime and manga, worked on manga

racism at its finest

>> No.9661009

In late elementary and into middle school I used to be a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan, I wore red hair chalk into school to look like Shadow and made (and distributed, oh God) Sonic comics and daily Sonic magazines 100% drawn in one of those pens with several color options at the top where you click down to choose one.

>> No.9661251

>>9658941
>chuunibyou

I...I thought I was an elf for a while.

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>> No.9663651

>>9660960
wish I had friends

>> No.9664523

>>9661271
Saint Johnsbury?

>> No.9664710

This is not much of a weeb horror story but it still is pretty cringe-y. In my class there's this weeby girl who doesn't know how to dress herself, is very obnoxious and annoying, and thinks she's an anime genius. I'll share some stuff.

>Be in class
>Weeb girl sits in frontrow of class
>We bring our own laptops to do our homework
>Weeb girl opens her laptop and resumes reading her Haikyuu yaoi doujinshis
>Mfw she's sitting in the front row of our classroom and everyone can see what's she's reading

>Be together with fellow classmate who also went to cons
>Talk about music we like and such, tell her that I still do enjoy Japanese music
>Classmate tells me she is also still interested in the Japanese language and would like to learn it
>Weeb girl picks up our convo
>"Yeah well you know anon, I speak Japanese!!! When girls speak Japanese they always have to say "watashi" while guys only can refer to themselves as "ore"
>Tell her that the differences between "(w)atashi", "boku" and "ore", apart from being male or female, have to do with formal and informal speech (I'm also no expert on this but know that what she's saying is pretty much bullshit).
>No anon you are wrong!!! I know this because my sister is learning Japanese from a REAL Japanese guy!

>Wait in front of classroom, teacher is late
>I'm talking to a fellow classmate about something that doesn't matter
>Weeb girl walks up to me, not saying anything
>She stands next to me and lightly strokes my shoulder while saying: "nya"
>I cringe really hard
>Turn to her and tell her I'm not okay with her behavior and that if she wants to ask me something she can do so without having to touch me and making cat noises
>She never bothered me ever again

What I really don't get though, is that this person is 24 years old and she's so not self aware. I can forgive a 15 year old for behaving in such a way but a 24yo you'd expect to be at least a bit more developed.

>> No.9664878

>>9664710
Oh for fuck's sake. I thought you were underageb& (I figured class = high school for some reason) until the very last line. A grownass women acting this way is crazy.

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>>9659804
>>9659809
>>mumbling turns into a high-pitwhine, slow whine
>>realize she's singing.
I can hear it so clearly

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>> No.9665828

Had a presentation for school with a group of people. Proposed to present in costumes. Thought it would be a great idea to wear my maid costume. Had the cat ears, tail and bell to boot. Sadly, I was forced to change in the gym locker rooms and so crossed half the school in weeb shit. Even had one guy whistle behind me. Fucking. Nightmare.

>> No.9665835

>>9637758
Is Yathzee a reviewer of vide games like the AVGN by any chance? at least that's what google seem to tell me...

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This thread has been a laugh a minute.
I should come to /cgl/ more often.

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>had to make a portfolio for my art class
>Put a fucking deviantart icon on it

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>>9666296 again, I'm remembering more things

>Wore dog collar to school
>"Haha anon why are you wearing a dog collar"
>"It's not a dog collar it's a people collar >:("

>Convinced dad to take me to anime convention
>Dressed as beyond birthday from that death note book
>Ratty party city wig, party city fake blood, party city plastic handcuffs

>Jizz in my Parents by Lonely island was the pinnacle of comedy
>Thought jizz meant piss
>Ask dad if he ever jizzed in his pants
>He looks at me with disappointment, asks me why I would say that

>Grandma told me she'd take me on a trip anywhere in the world when I turned 13
>Ofc I picked Japan
>Wore weeby graphic tshirts every day
>Capri pants with knee high rainbow striped socks
>Got a shitload of keychains from gatchapon
>Hooked all of them onto one clip and attached
it to my belt loop
>Made her take me to see evangelion 2.22 in theater
>Grandmotherly look of dissaproval the whole time

>Halloween
>Grandma made organization 13 cloaks out of costume satin for me and 2 friends
>I dressed as larxene
>Accessories made from tin foil and embroidery thread
>Mom and I spent like 2 hours trying to get the hair right
>Friends and I go around the neighborhood, people keep calling us witches
>"The organisation is going to hunt you gaijin down!! You don't understand! We're from the best series ever!"
>I hadn't even played kingdom hearts

>Convinced dad to take me to another anime convention
>Dress as a character from an obscure manga that probably only existed in my middle school library
>Cried when no one recognized who I was

>16, can finally drive myself to conventions
>Want an excuse to dress like a slut, but also too shy to go full slut
>Decide, for whatever fucking reason, to dress as Mitch, from the power puff girls
>Literal who
>Wear crop top with "Mitch rocks" scribbled on with silver Sharpie and bright yellow booty shorts
>Still get upset when no one recognizes me

>> No.9666308

>>9666306
>>Jizz in my Parents by Lonely island was the pinnacle of comedy
>Jizz in my Parents
That escalated quickly.

>> No.9666310

>in highschool
>girl in my class starts wearing Edward Elric cosplay every couple of days
>terribad wig
>chunky black hot topic boots
>painted her nails black with sharpie
>red trench coat she sloppily drew the Flamel onto
>in a terrible hick town, in agriculture class
>macho redneck kid starts picking on her and making fun pretending to be interested in her manga and stuff
>poor girl starts answering him honestly, excited that someone wants to talk about it
>gets to the point where he's pointing at the Flamel and going "why did you paint a question mark on your back? what are you confused about?" and snickering
>you can see the moment where she realizes he's making fun of her wash over her like a wave of sadness
>like that episode of the Simpsons where Ralph gets dumped and his face breaks
>feel bad for weeblet
>try to be as nice as possible to her for the rest of the school year

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>>9666306
I remember that photo being posted a while ago. And it always bring up memories of my friends and I's dumb phrase, "Purple Poodle Poptarts" or some shit... ugh.

With that much being said, I have never formatted my picture drive and I have things saved from the internet as far back as 2005, such as a plethora of MSN Messenger Icons. It's like a time travel machine.

>> No.9666317

My whole middle school experience was a weeb cesspit
>Summer 2005, just before I entered middle school
>Finally learned that all those cartoons on 4kids I liked where called anime
>Found out about youtube and began watching whole series in 240p fansubs
>Spent the whole summer going to various fansites and reading fanfiction on ff.net which booth taught me swear words and the classic weeb words like Baka and Kawaii
>Began planning my own anime fansite with bad mspaint drawings and a shitty self insert oc for any series I got into
>I spent so much time online that I would stop eating entirely for 3 day intervals until my parents begged me to just have a packet of ramen
>My new school clothes consisted of whatever looked goth enough to me, any graphic tee I found with Japanese or hello Kitty on it, and a plaid pleated skirt that I wore almost every first day of school thereafter

>2006
>Became part of a small weeb group at school in which I thought myself as the leader
>My mom bought me a Japanese dictionary and using it I started giving everyone cringey nicknames
>Started theming my school assignments around Japan
>As a result made a horrible cat girl mask
> Eventually learned they sold manga at Barnes n Noble and stopped buying lunch at school so I could spend it on volumes
>Friends did close to the same and we began trading them around and finishing 5-6 volumes within a day
>Stopped paying attention in class to read manga
>Created a full on weeb persona who had wings and cat ears that came out on the full moon. Under this name I planned to go to Japan, marry a real Japanese man and live my life as both a Mangaka and kawaii Japanese school girl

>> No.9666328
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9666328

>>9666308
Lmao thanks Freudian autocorrect

>> No.9666331

>>9666306
>Dress as a character from an obscure manga that probably only existed in my middle school library
>Cried when no one recognized who I was
Don't be a tease, Anon

>> No.9666395

>>9666317
>2007, the worst year
> Hated my parents so I started pretending my 2 favorite characters were my parents
>Would dress up as either or both of the characters
>Had a terrible necklace based off an anime that I bought overpriced from a friend
>Became a classic greasy weeb with anger problems
>Small weeb group grew to 30-40 people
>Mornings were a whole trading network
>A girl who I met near the end of 6th grade became a worshipped god for being cute and good at drawing anime
>Became an all out brawl for her attention despite us all being 'straight' girls
>Of course I was one of the most aggressive
>Would have a dick measuring contest with one friend by both of us trying to own the most manga, we reached about 80 each in the span of 2 years
>Exclusively read manga or drew in class, sometimes leaving my notebook open so the bakas would notice my superior art or taste in Avril Lavigne lyrics
>They did notice, they openly laughed at me
>It never truly sank in why
>Just kept on falling deeper into the hole with terrible amvs, make shift bentos, and the most ita attempts at lolita
>Even wore a "kimono" my grandmother made me to school for Halloween
>Art actually managed to get worse while attempting to make my own manga series but kept claiming I was almost the best artist in school
>Kept getting worse until the end of the year when rumors went around that the idol thought I was a creep
> Took a hard look at myself and realized I was an asshole

The last year I tried to reform myself but I still did cringy shit like bring Pocky frequently and wrote a "doujinshi" I forced my friends to read

>> No.9666645
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9666645

I was your typical greasy weeb yaoi fangirl.
>drew poorly drawn explicit yaoi in class
>wrote yaoi smut during class too
>would watch anime and Vocaloid videos during class
>wore a crappy Miku cosplay to school
>would show random people at anime club yaoi pictures
>wore cat ears for a while
>would always draw this generic catboy uke oc I made
>wrote a yaoi story featuring said generic catboy and thought it was a literary masterpiece
>friends would always say "chan" or "san" after each other's names
>we also all had Vocaloid names (I was Miku)
>brought a Sailor Moon DVD to school on movie day and the class actually watched it.
>bought a Japanese Sailor Moon manga and would bring it to school to pretend I could read Japanese
>went running down a street with my friends with all of us screaming "I LOVE YAOI!" as loud as we could.
Picture very related.

>> No.9666683
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9666683

Less cosplay cringe and more /cgl/'s cringe growing up. Understandable, but more for /a/. But since /a/ stands for asshole...

I don't much cringe besides that I used to run with my arms behind my back when I was in grade 7-8, pulled a knife on a friend because he was teasing me about the girl I liked, and the fact that I am allowing my sister and her friends to once more continue the trend of running with arms behind her back (I talked her out of the fursuit atleast)

>> No.9667484
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9667484

Oh, my favourite kind of thread!

>Brought Naruto Manga to school and read it in the hallways
>Obligatory Naruto Ninja run during P.E
>Drew Manga in class
>Always was jealous of my then best friend because she could draw way better than me
>Called my friends “chan” and “kun”
>Called my older friend “Senpai”
>Actually called some of my teachers “Sensei”
>Tried to act cutesy and innocent like dem kawaeh anime girls, but at the same time dressed like a fucking hobo with unkept hair because I was a “tomboy” and “not like those dumb girly girls”
>Forced my poor mom to buy me a shitty Orochimaru Cosplay from eBay for 120€
>Wore it at home all the time until it ripped everywhere and fell apart
>Convinced my friend that I visit an Anime parallel universe in my dreams when I sleep
>Wrote horrible self-insert fan fiction about being a Ninja with a tragic backstory
>Drew edgy, “dark” pictures in my dimly lit room while listening to Linkin Park, Simple Plan and Evanessence
>Roleplayed “epic” anime adventures with my friends
>Spoke “Japanese” in class
>Told everyone how I want to be a Mangaka when I grow up
>Included Manga and Anime pictures in many of my school reports
>Spent hours watching AMV’s on YouTube
>Sang various Pokémon and anime OP’s during music class
>Told my bullies that I was “going to visit a Ninja school and get revenge once I’m a Ninja”
>Spouted lines from anime and re-enacted those exaggerated anime poses in casual conversations
>Schlicked to anime girls/ecchi

Needless to say I was very popular. At least I showered regularly. Also I have actual Aspergers so I guess I get a pass on all that.

>> No.9667767
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>wore fedora everywhere
>Took it to school
>Cried when a teacher took it up because hats were banned

>Made my dad film my friend and I making weird naruto cosplay videos
>Inspired by the video Matt and Mello go to Walgreens

>talked loudly about 4chan at middle school lunch
>Thought I was super badass because I looked at gore threads when I was 12
>Linked people to the offended article on ED

>>9666331
I was Rinko from Law of Ueki, here I am looking ultra stylish

>> No.9667967

>>9667767
>>hats banned
How is this a thing? What kind of communist nazi-regime did you live in?

>> No.9667980

>>9667967
nayrt but I lived in a relatively normal US public school, and hats were banned for the following reasons

1. gang affiliation. Same reason bandanas were banned
2. pseudo-uniform. We couldn't have a uniform for whatever reason so they did away with hats, had a minimum shorts/skirt length, etc.
3. dumb shit, like hats that hide your face, hats that are controversial (same reason for no t shirts)

>> No.9667999

>>9667980
Oh, i see.
I just always thought teachers stopping students in hallways for "gang colors" was an exaggerated hollywood thing.
Hard to grasp these things sometimes from outside the U.S

>> No.9668018

>>9667484
No you don't

>> No.9668019

>>9667980

>No shirts

I think you mean the message brand Tshirts that have sayings or large pictures on them or whatever...

Unless you went to a school and ran about half naked with your boy tits flapping about

>> No.9668125

>>9668018
Please anon san I changed I swear

>> No.9668726

>>9665391
>I'M POOPIN'

>> No.9668747

>>9667767
That is a solid effort for babby's first cosplay. That's actually pretty neat, even if you were a dweeb for crying about an obscure cosplay.

>> No.9668751

>had a fake boyfriend named Yuki because of course he's named Yuki
>made him a GaiaOnline account and RPed as him pretending to date myself
>would write each other pen pal letters in a journal
I had blocked this memory out until reading this thread and I made myself sad thinking about it.

>> No.9669161

>>9668751
I did this exact same thing, anon, only mine was named Kaito and I had 5 notebooks full of "fanfiction" written about us.

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>>9630215
> elizabeth
> 13 - 14 yrs old
> bioshock infinite 2013
> 18+ indonesian pictograph forum

>> No.9669214
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9669214

>>9669205
2017 - 2013 = 4
14 + 4 = 18

>> No.9669230

>>9667967
one of my school did this, the first day of class I wore a rectangle lolita head dress outside of the building when the school director did is speach, he told me to put it off in front of the whole school trough the mic. Chapka wasn't allowed even when it snowed, or even when there where head lice contamination . One of my friend whore my tacky panda weeb hat and the director told him that if he accepted this hat, he will have to accept veil and kippa.

than in an other school peoples could where hat and the first thing I saw was a neck bear with a fedora. I understand why now
( sorry for ot, just wanted to say that it's not only a usa thing )

>> No.9669231

>>9669230
>if he accepted this hat, he will have to accept veil and kippa.
Where do you live that your school banned religious headwear?

>> No.9669611

>>9669231
NAYRT but maybe France.

>> No.9669636

>>9668019
We couldn’t have any t-shirts at all, message or no. To make us look “nice”

>> No.9669755

This one girl the year below me in highschool always had some kanji drawn on her forehead in sharpie. She also had a Jedi padawan braid. She went to our senior prom with a guy I'm shocked never tried to shoot up the school.

>> No.9669834

>>9630817
U could have at least made that one shoe black

>> No.9669846

>>9657933
Pretty sure none of the barnes & noble would remember you

>> No.9670041

>>9661251
What kind of elf?

>> No.9670053

>>9668751
>>made him a GaiaOnline account and RPed as him pretending to date myself
wow

>> No.9670895

>>9667999

My wife's highscool banned black shirts because gang colors. It's surreal.

>> No.9670909

Drew a comic about anime girls fighting each other naked in 6th grade Found it again last year and I'm surprised how yuri it was since I didn't know what lesbians were until high school. The only reason they were girls was because I didn't know what a guy looked like naked.

>> No.9671010

>>9635069
Is it cringy to roleplay your character at a con?

>> No.9671028

>>9670041
Tolkien one. :/ I would wear cheap renfair crap and go to public parks, trying to look as mysterious and beautiful as possible. I even had a crappy bow that I’d “shoot.” (The tension on the twine bow string was HORRENDOUS.) Arwen was my idol.

>> No.9671032

>>9653644
Any videos?

>> No.9671067

>>9671028
Oh yeah, and I should add that I would catch glimpses of my ears in the mirror and thought they looked pointed. I considered getting surgery to actually make them that way. So glad I was a wimp with parents who would never allow it, because I could be stuck looking like one of Santa’s helpers for the rest of my life.

>> No.9671121

>>9671032
I dont have videos of the many meltdowns she has had but her is her insta

https://www.instagram.com/sekai_sakura/

>> No.9671398
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pic-related (what I considered cosplay back in the day)
>was a major weeb in the first year of highschool
>had the whole, owo cute nya stuff that was cancer on earth
>got a boyfriend who was into crossdressing and decided to take me to AX
>he wore a maid outfit and I wore a blue wig with a hetalia t-shirt
>we both tried to be cute and tried to nya at random people who weren't even going to the con
I cringe to this day. I left him soon after that, he was a massive asian fever weeb.

>> No.9671406

>>9669231
>>9669611
Yes, It's in France, I didn't know that it is rare that religious stuff are banned in school, it seem so normal for me. Hopefully for my weeb ass they didn't counted as religious my huge magatama that I whore every day .

>> No.9671488

>>9667980
Huh, in my schools hats were just banned because "wearing hats inside is rude".

>> No.9671501

>>9671121
this is what it looks like when you never grow out of your middle school weeb phase

>> No.9671515
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>>9671121
Fucking Christ

>> No.9671664

>>9671501
She's only 14, I thought she was 40...

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>>9671515
fuck that image is giving me awful flashbacks of when i was in middle school and would practice saying shit like that in an anime voice in my room for hours

>> No.9671673

>>9671664
Are you serious? I looked at that page and thought she was 30 or something.

>> No.9671733

Get ready for one hell of a ride folks

>be me, just entering highschool
>grade 9 shit tier weeb
>greasy-ass hair, unkept eyebrows, glasses
>cat ears, random "nyas", the entire deal
>extreme loner, no friends
>fast forward to grade 11, still major weeb
>just wanted to have someone to discuss anime with, female or male, didn't matter
>met a dude at anime club
>wore homemade cat speaker headphones and miku shirts
>halloween hair colour spray streaks
>saw him alone a lot, felt bad, like we had a mutual problem
>worked up courage, told him i liked miku too
>gave him my bootleg miku bag from crap local con
>even had most of the lettering backwards
>late bloomer, didn't feel attraction at all
>viewed it as my undying love confession
>began following me to every class, 20+ facebook messages
>told teachers, teachers gave no shits
>followed me home for a few weeks, police got involved
>led up to hugs/groping from behind in hallway
>"not enough evidence" to file for assault charges
>bigger school, cameras in every hallway
>endless cycle of fake facebook accounts begun
>"i dream of you every night"
>now i know why he was alone

I'm in university now, moved far away from my hometown but to this day I still receive messages from him on fake accounts

>> No.9672652
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One day I was with a friend and a Japanese exchange student, we where talking about our culture/history ( me and my friend are french) . My friend said to us " Japan have so many things in it's culture but when we talk about France there nothing, France is quite bad ", me and the japanese guy cringed so hard.

>> No.9673074

>>9671733
Holy shit, I'm so sorry anon

>> No.9673490

>>9667484
>Told my bullies that I was “going to visit a Ninja school and get revenge once I’m a Ninja”
kinda did the same, but in my case, I told them I will forge a sword and I am gonna kill him/them

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>>9671664
i thought she was the one on the left because of this comment...

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>>9671664
i thought she was the one on the left because of this comment... not that she looks 14, but she definitely looks younger than the other one.

>> No.9674133

>>9634885
>>9634885
definitely went to high school with at least one of them in rural Victoria. I don’t really remember much because it was only for one year, but he was really sweet. He had a couple of really messed up friends though.

>> No.9674190

>>9630042
my junior year yearbook photo has me in a cat hat in it, but that was more ironic/making fun of myself
I forgot it was photo day, I was wearing a really stupid meme shirt already, so I figured I might as well go for the works

>> No.9674253

>>9653644
>>9671121
Holy shit this is the girl I saw at the festival! I really didnt think shed have a presence online large enough for any one on CGL to know her lol I just thought she was some teenager being cringey

>> No.9674455

>>9667967
to be fair all catholic schools around here dont let you wear hats bc some sort of respect/religion thing (they were never super clear on that, honestly I think it's just old traditions they never bothered to drop)

>> No.9674460

>>9674455
>catholic schools
>I think it's just old traditions they never bothered to drop)
It's less hassle to just ban hats outright than to mention Kippahs and Kufis and all the rest by name

>> No.9674638

>>9671121
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYmKabKn-pq/?taken-by=sekai_sakura
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXqMtsrALFz/?taken-by=sekai_sakura
She's a credit to her stereotype

>> No.9674641

>>9674460
I went to a US catholic school in the 80s and it was just a “””respect””” thing. If you wore a kufi they’d probably just kick you out lol

>> No.9675259

>>9671664
Jesus, must have been a fucking hard 14 years.

>> No.9675539

>>9675259
honestly, probably. People don't usually turn to hard weeaboo escapism because their lives are great.

>> No.9675817

>>9674455
>>9674460
>>9674641
Went to a public catholic all-male high school as of three years ago, can confirm it's more of a general respect thing as opposed to anything religious. Same thing with wearing your tie properly, having dress shoes (both of which were in the mandatory uniform).
The idea is one - respect for your teachers, two - have some respect for yourself, dress nicely instead of like a slob, though the hats were definately more the first. Think of it like people taking their hats off for a national anthem, but less patriotic if you get that.

>> No.9677684

>>9670909
Pics

>> No.9679441

>>9635220
Lol and this was the first time I thought it was pretty cool that we could all discuss past cringyness without this asshole. Leave em alone and be an adult.

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>>9664710
I'm so proud of you anon. You handled it like a decent human being.

>> No.9679822

>>9679441
They posted cosplays that are barely 3 years old and are passable at worst saying that it was "so bad"
Have you never run into teenage girls saying how they were so fat/ugly/etc trying to fish for compliments before?

>> No.9679860

>>9671733
You probably already understood it, but don't get close to loners. There's usually a very good reason why they are such.

t.loner an edgy loner

>> No.9682897

>>9655183
Made me giggle but I'm not sure it being a bow makes this any less weeby than cat ears.

>> No.9682912
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9682912

>got into Anime in the Army
>reading these posts and remembering the turbo weebs in highschool

Do you guys just think back and your necks just crick at the 90 from the cringe?

>>9671733
I'd bet money that he does more than sniff that bag

>> No.9683035

>>9647822
This is pretty bad but what does ita refer to? I thought it meant Italian

>> No.9683053

>>9683035
Yeah the thing is Italians are the worst at lolita. The spaghetti just ruins everyone’s clothes at all the meets

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>>9682912
Now that im home i'll share a bit of Fred, he was a anime loving, manga drawing, naruto running, headband wearing, baka-swearing weeb at my high school that shared 4 of my fucking classes.

>Fred.
>5'8, 320lbs, greasy hair to his shoulder blades, wire rim glasses, and a severe disdain for anything not japanese
>Everything his owned had to be weeb-gucci
>Limited edition figurines that he kept pictures of inside of his anime themed trapper keeper
>Semi-nude key chains on his keys/cellphone
>Made a point to correct people with the japanese word of any word he picked out of a sentence
>Now this little habit of his earned him a place in the 'do not talk to' cliche of the school, and it was so bad he would hide behind library shelves and other bullshit in order to hear you talking and then pop out to explain that cellphone or spaghetti was said in japanese
>Earned the nickname Gopher Weeb because he was hiding in a fucking giant potted plant and popped out at a couple of girls and thought it would be kawaii so random, I suppose.
>Golden moments would be when he would try to steer any lesson we were in to the Japanese, and when we went over Japanese Internment Camps in the U.S he went nuclear and compared the U.S to Nazi Germany
>Im talking spittle flying out of mouth, shaking with rage, red in the face fury as he condemned the actions of the U.S against, and I quote, "The Chosen People"
>Teacher had no idea what to do so she sent him to the main office for detention or whatever
>Takes a personal grudge against the teacher and begins drawing the most insane, badly drawn hentai of her I have ever seen
>Only reason I knew of it is that he dropped some papers, and me not wanting to be a dick to the looming school shooter bent down to help pick them up
>Piece of paper had her being multi-tentacle graped by this squid monster with the head of Asuka cackling madly and him on her back in some kind of... Jojo like design
>Mfw
>Hand him back the paper and pop smoke

>> No.9683088

>>9683071
>A weeks later I dont see him for an entire day, which is odd since I see him more than my girlfriend at school
>Hear from the grapevine he got caught masturbating in the library to some jacked up porn from some device he owned
>Had his pants down to his ankles leaned up against a bookcase
>Librarian caught him at the end and in his panic spacked all over the fucking expensive as fuck dictionaries and apparently an old bible
>Lose my shit right then and there with the dude whos telling me and I dont believe it for a minute
>Go to library and inquire
>Dont even get to the desk before I see a section roped off with caution tape and all the books removed
>Look over at the librarian Desk
>She looks at the tape, looks at me, and gives me the "Go on and fucking as me" look
>Turn on the heel and walk the fuck back out

Bewildered to this day why he would beat his meat in the fucking library, but lets continue
>See him pop up in class again, welcome him back with my loner chad head nod
>He just snorts at me and sits down
>Aight.jpg
>I wouldn't even say a couple days after that he dropped the ball and let on that he enjoys that there loli stuff
>Came up during health class or whatever it was that we had to take for a week or so where we talked about the human body and shit even though it didnt count towards our grades and just heaped on fucking homework for no reason
>I wasnt there for it because I skipped that shit, but he was pressing hard on the bare minimum age someone could be sexually active
>"So you could say even a say... 8 year old could be sexually active?"
>Alarm bells go off through the entire administration of the school
>He comes back at their administrative level stalking by wearing more and more questionable anime shirts depicting younger and younger subjects
>I have to sit behind this dude so im always staring at some little loli chick eyeballing me and its uncomfortable as shit

>> No.9683100

>>9683088
>Femnazi wannabe finally has enough and calls him out on his perverted child predator behavior
>Verbally fight breaks out between the two and my ass is staying out of it, due to I was in a fight between another Chad and was already under the lens
>Femnazi calls him a 'weeaboo faggot' and besmirches Japan
>He flips the fuck out and back hands her, hard
>Her lip gets cut open
>Hes calling her something in Japanese and goes to stomp on her
>Some dude gets up and tackles him, white knight maybe, never really talked to the kid
>White Knight and another dude manhandle the fuck out of Fred while the Femnazi gets tended after by her friends and other female classmates
>In school police are called and they haul him out in handcuffs
>Turns out the femnazi was one of the schools top 10 donators, ex-marine officer, etc.
>Dude almost teleports to the school
>Again, heard through the grapevine that the Dad had to be restrained before he choked Fred to death, calling him every name under the sun
>Fred is never seen again after that day and I moved out of the city when I graduated.

>> No.9683102

>>9683100
ah im sorry my typing is horrible
>Verbal fight breaks out
>Turns out the femnazi's Dad was one of the schools top 10 donators, ex-marine officer, etc.

>> No.9683265

>>9658543
Most of those pictures look normal except for the severed head in the bottom right.

>> No.9683354

>>9666317
Not too unrealistic an expectation except for the wings and being a mangaka

>>9667484
I still don't know if I buy the whole "regular girls fap to girls" meme.
It seems like everyone is pushing this stereotype that girls either don't masturbate at all or prefer to look at girls while masturbating with the only exception being yaoi fans.


Actually in my hs there were these girls that were super into yaoi, then eventually they formed a 3 way lesbian relationship. I'm assuming it's the androgynous bishounen characters that slippery sloped them into doing stuff with girls.


>me in hs
>trying to hang out with nerds ppl.
>they talk about anime and shit, "oh that's pretty interesting" let's be friend.
>go fucked yourself anon
>d&D group formed
>"can I play?“
>"gfy anon"
>join sports teams instead
>jocks surprisingly way friendlier and accepting.

>> No.9683370

>>9630796
SAME...

>> No.9683374

>>9683370
It'd be great if that were socially acceptable

>> No.9683418

>>9683374
My friends make a semi popular hetalia cmv where we were cosplay in my mall... I can't believe that really happened. Though not badly edited

>> No.9683469

>>9657933
It’s been more than a decade. I think you can go back now. You know what you did wrong, and you shouldn’t feel bad about it anymore. Nothing to do but move forward.

>> No.9684638

>>9653550
Sad part is I would have had a crush on you. Dear God.

>> No.9685314

>Be me
>See Yoko cosplayer
>she's really really cute
>dat AMR tho
>ask her if I can get a photo
>smiles "sure!"
>specify that I want to pose with the rifle while she takes the picture of me
>"no" also not smiling anymore

I would've been careful with it but I get that people will be protective of their props, they can be difficult to make/expensive/fragile.
The point is, you can't be afraid of rejection, you just gotta go for it.

>> No.9685321

>>9685314
agghfhahahahahah
thot destroyed

>> No.9685343

>>9653063
I still have one that i wear.

Its a wolf that i was given by my dad before he died.

And in addition to being emotionally attached, the scarf pockets are really convenient for when im in my wheelchair during the winter.

>> No.9685387

>>9629989
It took you 10 years to stop running like a weetard?

>> No.9686057

>>9630796
>>9683370
I don't know what your reason is, but I did it too (videos, pictures, etc.) for god damn hetalia day. There was a pretty big group of us. Maybe 12-15?

In a way, it's pretty embarrassing, but I had a lot of fun that day. Well, except for the end when I was alone waiting for my ride, and some assholes made fun of me, but that's why you don't wear cosplay in the mall alone.

>> No.9686133

>>9667980
I grew up in NZ and have children in Australia. Hats at school are mandatory in both countries. It's so weird to imagine this ban on hats

>> No.9686276

>>9685321
wat

>> No.9686440

>>9657600
Same anon, would still desu

>> No.9686502

>>9666306
Anon I hope you know how much your family loves you.

>> No.9686589

>>9666312
Oh shit. Hate to be a pain, but any chance you could share some of those MSN icons? I’ve been trying to find a bunch but all my old favourites seem to be gone.

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>>9686589
I don't think you want these, anon. If you do, I'll upload them to an imgur album or something though.

>> No.9686614

>>9683100
was she actually a feminazi or just not wanting to have a pedo in her school that no one seemed to do shit about? Or are you just being extra dramatic and edgy for no reason

>> No.9686616

>>9686057
I had a lot of fun and met some awesome people (ans some creeps) that I was friends with for a while though them seemed to have not grown up as much as me. They still get super obsessive over fandoms

>> No.9686667

>>9686598
>tfw I was a lolrandumb

I hate myself for that, but it got girls and I hate that.

>> No.9686752

At the risk of person in question reading this, here goes:
>Be me
>Have friend that i go to cons and faires with, not really close but we get along
>Be at a fantasy faire with conbro, do some scar makeup on his chest. have good times in general
>Conbro meets chick, exchanges numbers. She has a face like a brick but hey man, you do you
>He later hooks up with said chick, breaks it off 2 weeks later
>She flips, and keeps a grudge against conbro for almost 2 years
>Give or take 3 months after they break up she starts talking to me out of nowhere, keep in mind that the whole day she was walking with me and conbro she hasn't spoken a single word to me
>Me, being a sucker and feeling bad keep talking to her and let her complain to me
>Get introduced to cosplay group, generally really chill people
>Conbro's ex starts texting me suggestive stuff, i decide to keep talking to her cause i still feel bad and desu, i didn't mind that much at the time
>Fast forward to christmas, she sends me a card that said she's going to rape me and such, weird enough on it's own BUT that was the one time my mother decided to open my mail
>I get a very strange look and decide just not to talk about it again, i tend to avoid conbro's ex these days
Fun times, did meet my first GF in the group she introduced me to

>> No.9686816

>>9686752
i have no idea how "desu" changed into "desu" but hey, it's late

>> No.9686821

>>9686752
>>9686816
Apparently CGL changes T B H into desu, good to know

>> No.9686891

>>9686598
Haha thanks anon. I get so much sad nostalgia looking at these. I miss early internet eras.

>> No.9686930

>>9686821
Most of the boards do that, it's to discourage people from typing like retards

>> No.9687661

>>9686598
Aww, I remember some of these. I have a similar folder of this kind of thing on my other computer.

I miss msn messenger so much. It was so much more exciting when your friends came online than it is with facebook or whatever.

>> No.9688276

>been cosplaying for 9 years
>went from tween cringe neko girl to an okay cosplay if I do say so myself
>keep my scene to a few friends and mostly have transitioned to making one elaborate costume per con I go to (which is now only two a year due to work/graduate student)
>an acquaintance learned that I cosplay, I don't keep it a secret, but I don't flaunt it
>she was interested in getting into cosplay but felt to old for it
>felt kind of nice to take on a "project" that sparked my cosplay fire so decided to go all in with the handholding and everything for a Sakizo pair
>M I S T A K E
>she was a closet weeb in high school school and now at 25 it's coming out in full force
>we're going to a large con in the area in Feb and I'm terrified
>I'm all in to make sure people have a good time > being nitpicky but she keeps making terrible additions to her cosplay idea
>adds cat ears, wants to make it maid lolita style, using halloween falsies, shit petticoats, plastic pearls from the dollar store, literally tried to self weft two arda wigs together for "dual tone ombre"
>While I'm personally a stickler for accuracy on my own cosplays I cannot call this a Sakizo pair anymore
>She literally has dropped 500$ currently on what looks like at 15 year old 2004 anime drug induced dream
>I don't want to be seen with her

>> No.9688351

>>9630598
>>9630601
>>9630702
>Nart
Anon pls
This is really great and I'd like to see more.

>> No.9688536

>be me, senior year, normal asian chick, known for drawing and watching anime
>guy that I pity talked to in my junior year sees me walk out of my homeroom class
>junior, lanky guy, smells horrible, has shitty nappy red-dyed hair and rat stache
>goes up and talks to me, shows me his shitty art in his notebook
>I briskly walk (while he tries to keep up with me) to the end of the hallway where we split and go to our different classes
>continues to wait for me outside of my homeroom everyday
>starts showing me his shitty traced hentai with massive tits around people
>always awkwardly waves bye when we reach the end of the hallway
>one day asks "Hey uh... can I take a picture of you.. so I can draw you..?"
>nope nope nope nope nope nope
>I replied "uhh maybe some other time?"
>days pass and he tries to bring up the question again like he didn't remember what we talked about
>say I remember nothing
>continues to wait for me and show me shitty hentai drawings until the end of the school year

wew thank god it was my last year.. I should've told him to fuck off but I was super passive in highschool

>> No.9688565

>be me
>currently sharing a dorm room with a 530+ lb weeb
>thinks japanese VA are terrible, english is much better
>slobbers the ground Todd Haberkorn walks upon
>tells me how much she wants to be a voice actor
>proceeds to say that sentence in what was supposed to be an anime girl voice, but instead sounds like she is fucking a mouse
>practices her voices for an hour every day
>every single fucking day
>currently is trying to do a male voice, but she ends up sputtering for breath because of all the fat squeezing her lungs

she's at least a decent person to live with roommate-wise, i'm just dying on the inside slowly each day until the semester ends.

>> No.9688614

>>9688565
Kill her in her sleep.

>> No.9688629

Some cringe stuff I vaguely remember doing.

>Made a crossover comic and fanfic of Tokyo Mew Mew and SA2 in the fifth grade (thank god I didn't know what fanfiction was at the time or that you could post it online)

>There was a book cover contest run by a bookstore. I entered a drawing of either the cover or an art panel from Amazing Agent Luna and somehow won. (I honestly feel bad for the people who probably had better pictures than me)

>There was an election for student council and I made posters with Mistuki from FullMoon as my campaign posters.

>Drew a panel from the DN Angel manga and not only did it end up in an art show (it was for a grade), it was in the city's newspaper as well.

>Had to draw scenes on a large poster for English class so I drew pictures from the .hack// light novels (pretty sure it was Another Birth).

Out of all of these, I might still have the last three. I think I keep them purely out of nostalgia.

>> No.9688630

>>9688629
No wait, made a mistake. I probably have the Agent Luna drawing and the last two.

>> No.9688640

>>9688629
>agent Luna
>DN Angel
Holy shit crank up the nostalgia... I remember my manga obsession started when I met a western artist who was actually really good. I would buy every single manga whenever the Scholastic Book Fair rolled around. +Anima, Ultra Maniac, Skip Beat, etc. I started an anime club at the local library but I only wanted to watch Ghibli films.

Nowadays I barely watch anime or read manga but I only now realize how weeb I was.

>japan themed birthday party
>We watch movies and eat pocky, star candy
>All of my friends fall in love with Howl that night
>Friend eats too much homemade sushi and barfs everywhere
>surprisingly not that cringe in my memory, overall
>to this day I play Ghibli film at my birthday

>at summer camp I cover my nametag with the Japanese katakana for grape flavor because it’s the only Japanese I know
>learned it from candy my Korean grandmother gave me
>I try to learn the katakana for orange flavor but keep forgetting

>> No.9688649

>>9688614
i'm just waiting for her body to collapse. she can't even walk for 5 minutes without acting like she ran a mile. it's only a matter of time.

>> No.9688659

>>9688640
>japan themed birthday party
Sounds embarrassing at first
>We watch movies and eat pocky, star candy
>All of my friends fall in love with Howl that night
>Friend eats too much homemade sushi and barfs everywhere
Suddenly sounds like a really fun time. No cringe, only good memories.

>> No.9688721

>>9688649
I don’t understand why people in that shape go to college. If someone has to take time off and go to ED treatment for being too skelly, then people that are obscenely large should too. Nobody forced my friend to go but people encouraged her, vs the roomate who probably never hears shit from those close to her

>> No.9688743

>>9688721
she got booted from her last college so she took a gap year and is trying again.

and believe me, I've been trying but it's literal excuses for her. Ranging from "I'm a picky eater" to "I can't a carrot without gagging because my body isn't used to it." Telling her she's going to die at this rate if she doesn't change her habit isn't a motivator for her. In the end it's her choice and it seems she's not going to change no matter what someone else says, even when her body is falling apart. Doctors, me, her family, etc. She's fucked.

>> No.9688763

>>9688565
>>9688649

Pickwickian syndrome is the name. She'll likely die from the strain on her heart due to her lungs literally being crushed by the fat on top of her ribcage. The more you know.

>> No.9688840

>>9638264
>>9636919
>>9637282
He still has a rabid fandom? And a young and impressionable one at that? I thought he stopped being relevant circa 2012

>> No.9688844

>>9658344
>>9658385
You guys must be great at parties
C'mon, storytime is like wrestling, gotta keep the kayfabe

>> No.9688987

>>9630215
Are you baiting? My penis and me like those pictures.

>>9630289
I mean, the idea is cringy, but your acting wasn't bad at all.

>>9634712
>I also drew a HUGE Pokemon fan-comic where my and I crush fell in love- it was seriously like 3 sketchbooks long
Why was pokemon relevant for that?

I don't see a problem with the cosplay though.

>>9635069
I don't see a problem with the cosplay desu.

>>9640405
Sasuke is left-handed, well he used to be.

>>9653550
>>9653628
>>9655183
Finally real cringe!

>>9657933
>Decide to remedy the situation...by saying Sebastian should hug our Ciel
How old were you? this is the most stupid idea ITT.

>>9658543
Girl meets pedo at a con are my favorite kind of stories.

Sorry for all the necroreplies, but I like reading these, can't do it too often and leaving a reply makes it easier for me to find where I left.

>> No.9689619

>>9688987
>Muh dick
Fuck off

>> No.9690711

This board is so slow wow

>> No.9690756

Cringiest thing I ever did was attempt to make a Keroro Gunso Tamama romper to wear to a high school halloween party.

I had zero sewing experience at the time and it turned out like shit. I somehow broke my Mom's sewing machine at the time doing it, as a bonus. Wore the horrid thing to the party anyway, obviously.

Pretty sure there's pictures someplace but I've mercifully lost them over the years. Sounds pretty tame, but for context I wear game-related graphic tees as an adult in public with no shame, yet I am deeply ashamed of this so you know it's bad.

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>>9690756
I also drew anthro pokemon and came up with an entire AU for them. I thought my art was good, which is insane because I had friends who would go on to art school because they were actually talented

>> No.9691463

I honestly cringe so hard remembering this stuff.
>wore anime t-shirts from hot topic every day in middle school
>made wolf tails out of shitty fur and tried to wear them to school
>could only draw furries, so I drew anime characters as furries
>traced manga covers
>pretended that I had schizophrenia
>made edgy pokemon amvs and showed them to my friends
>wore wigs in public
>wrote harry potter and avatar crossover fanfictions
>dragged my dad to a anime convention and had him buy me cat paws.
>only got one because they were sold individually and were really expensive
>wore them around for the rest of the con
>had my dad take me to the asian market so I could buy pocky and ramune
>really wanted to be scene but my mom wouldn't let me
>was into loli
>listened to exclusively evanescence, linkin park, breaking benjamin, etc.
>thought i was really cool

at the time i also had a friend really into hetalia. she would cosplay italy in public (without a wig). she was a big fan of gerita and made one of those slideshow videos with fanart and cheesy music. she loved germany (the character) and was teaching herself german and listened to rammstein all the time.

>> No.9691910
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I had this hat and wear it shamelessly in public in 2007

>> No.9691926

Are you all under 25? I have a feeling a lot of you will look back with nothing but nostalgia on these in a few years and the shame will have worn off.

>> No.9692050

Not really a horror story but,
>17 year old me discovered lolita in high school
>immediately fell in love
>wore shitty outfits made out of eBay crap and offbrand garbage
>terrible ita but still happy
>knew and understood that lolita fashion isn't related to Nabokov, sex, or fetish
>still low-key treated it like a lewd thing, like a dumbass
>most embarrassing behavior
>fast forward ten years later
>still into lolita
>actually wear it well, no longer a dumbass
Thankfully I've grown out of my idiocy but those days still make me cringe.

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5th Grade:

>Tell people I'm part wolf and that I have an undeveloped tail and wolf instincts
>"Play fight" with my friend who made the same claims about herself, we would sharpen our nails and scratch each other on the playground and howl and run around like dogs while wearing Invader Zim Gir hoodies
>During this time I am really obsessed with Wolf's Rain and Warrior cats, but the wolf version...warrior wolves??
>Created an OC called Bluefang and tried to go by that at school when the teacher asked me what I like to be called
>Use Deviantart religiously and also a website called iScribble which is basically an oekaki

6th Grade

>Extremely obsessed with Clannad, Elfen Lied, Vocaloid
>Sometimes walk around the neighborhood pretending to be Nyuu, I used to go to the playground and pretend to talk on my cellphone to someone while only saying "nyuu! nyuuu!" as horrified mothers watched
>Told people at school that my real name was Ushio (Nagisa/Tomoya's daughter) but my mom changed my name to erase my Japanese heritage. I'm fucking white as a piece of paper and have blue eyes, btw
>On the first day of school I pretended like I was German and pulled a German accent while talking to people but dropped it the next day
>Teacher asks us what our talents are, I say that I can sing in Japanese
>She tells me to sing some....so I sing the Dango song from Clannad in front of the whole class
>Once I acquired a Miku Hatsune cosplay I wore it around everywhere
>Show up to school on Halloween wearing the outfit without the wig, the top was way too big for me and the knee socks wouldn't stay on
>Wore cat ears and stick on vampire teeth (even though I wore braces)
>Never brushed my hair, one time a giant rat's nest formed in the back that had to be cut out
>Socially awkward, sweaty and nervous as hell
>Drew yaoi in class, was obsessed with the idea of shotas and the uke/seme dynamic (in my defense, i was like 12 at this time)

My brony phase was a lot worse than this.

>> No.9692391

I think the most cringy thing is that I would had totally been into any of you as long as you weren't fat.

>> No.9692399

>>9692391
no one asked

>> No.9692859

I made this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9NEdlQizcY&index=12&list=LLQDWZgVQ9dc0lu8mQTSmHMw

>> No.9693724
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>>9692158
AHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

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>>9692158
....w-what was your brony phase

>> No.9694885

>>9691926
This basically.
When you know everyone except the most autistic learn from and outgrow this stuff eventually, you become more forgiving of it.

>> No.9698215

bampu desu