New ugly/wtf brand thread

[Anonymous No.9523882]

For when brands put out questionable items. Ads/promotional material such as fashion show coords okay too
Not everyone may find this piece ugly but to me it's an eyesore

[Anonymous No.9523888]

>>9523882
I don't really care for how huge the border print is and the top seems too cluttered IMO.

[Anonymous No.9523908]

[Anonymous No.9523917]

>>9523908
AP chose such weird colors for this. Actually, AP chose weird everything for this. Which is a shame because the art itself is cute.

[Anonymous No.9524136]

>>9523908
This even makes the mannequin look fat..

[Anonymous No.9524141]

>>9523882
Maybe next time we should have a wtf taobao thread, because obviously we're out of burando to ridicule

[Anonymous No.9524154]

I love these threads

BtssB

[Anonymous No.9524155]

>>9524154
Just incase you ever wanted a skirt that makes you look like you have a fupa

Emily Temple Cute

[Anonymous No.9524158]

>>9524155
The LSD trip of colour coordination

[Anonymous No.9524160]

>>9524158
the colourway for the colourblind

AP

[Anonymous No.9524163]

>>9523882
I fucking love this, what is it called?

[Anonymous No.9524165]

>>9524160
mum's favourite flannel pyjamas

AP

[Anonymous No.9524168]

>>9524165
A ribbon too far

BtssB

[Anonymous No.9524179]

>>9524160
I can see Kyary wearing something like this

[Anonymous No.9524256]

>>9524155
It's just overstuffed, probably designed to be worn without a petti.

[Anonymous No.9524261]

>>9523908
The bottom looks empty. The cake pattern should have continued all the way down the dress

[Anonymous No.9524586]

>>9524160
Those dark bows really ruin everything

[Anonymous No.9524596]

This looks so cheap

[Anonymous No.9524600]

>>9524596
gr8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.9524605]

>>9524596
Cute print, but I agree, the cuts look super cheap and flimsy. It looks like something Spreepicky would sell.

[Anonymous No.9524607]

>>9524596
taobao looks WAY better

[Anonymous No.9524620]

>>9524596
I want it in black. Are their prices always like this? They seem low. I don't normally pay attention to AP.

[Anonymous No.9524623]

>>9524620
u ok there

[Anonymous No.9525349]

This gives me a headache

[Anonymous No.9525365]

>>9524163
It's one of Baby's newer releases, "Kitten’s Sweet Cherries Cafe Diner". The reservation is still open IIRC. http://www.babyssb.co.jp/reservation/cafe_diner/

[Anonymous No.9525386]

>>9523882
i love it

[Anonymous No.9525445]

>>9524596
Looks more like To Alice than AP.

[Anonymous No.9525578]

What in tarnation Meta

[Anonymous No.9525581]

>>9525349
I got one from this.

[Anonymous No.9525597]

>>9525581
how dare you this is adorable

[Anonymous No.9525605]

>>9525597
Nayrt, but this also gave me motion sickness when I wasn't even moving. I think the cut is cute though.

[Anonymous No.9525642]

Not so much ugly, I'd wear it. Just sort of WTF.

[Anonymous No.9525660]

>>9525349
jailbait-kei, never thought it'd actually be a thing

[Anonymous No.9525668]

Okay, what the fuck, Moitié? Why?

[Anonymous No.9525762]

>>9524596
This is one of those releases that looks awful in the preview but I always see people wearing in photos and irl and it's very pretty.

[Anonymous No.9525842]

>>9525578
this looks really gyaru to me??

[Anonymous No.9525852]

>>9525842
Would Gals wear this? It still seems pretty ugly to me but gyaru and lolita aesthetics are wildly different so idk

[Anonymous No.9525911]

>>9525597
Sorry, I like plaid too, but it still made my eyes hurt.

[Anonymous No.9525925]

>>9523908
Where do I begin. The dress is shapeless, and the bib neck area just doesn't go well with a sack dress, it reminds me of christening dresses you put babies in. I'm not saying the dress is ageplay, but I don't get how sack dresses = casual. This dress is so busy, (minus the bottom), the colors are bad, the pink and black bow makes no sense. This is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen AP put out.

The dress in the OP would be very cute without the waist bow. Maybe a solid red bow instead of stripes?

[Anonymous No.9526057]

>>9524160
>>9524168
am i burning in hell for liking these

[Anonymous No.9526062]

>>9526057
I secretly love the OTT dress too, anon. We can be trash together

[Anonymous No.9526171]

>>9525668
"The blouse inspired by the time my left boob got severly injured, it's truly a statement"

[Anonymous No.9526202]

>>9523908
Wow, this print is loud as hell in black. That'd be forgivable alone if the white lace and fabric here actually matched that weird beige on the print.

Oh, and that needlessly unmatching bow. Don't even get me started on the fact this is Yet Another AP Sack Disaster.

[Anonymous No.9526205]

>>9524168
I'm really angry at this every time I look back at it. It's like each chunk of this dress doesn't fit at all.

[Anonymous No.9526250]

>>9525852
it looks to me like this sort of hat, even though the material is different

[Anonymous No.9526273]

>>9525349
I want this dress so badly.

[Anonymous No.9526331]

>>9524596
The skirts don't look very full and the pattern looks as if it's been photoshopped onto the dress. Disgruntled. I thought the original release was cute but I think this is pretty gross.

[Anonymous No.9526332]

>>9525349
Why on earth have they done this multi directional stripe. If the stripes were all horizontal it would have been so cute!

[Anonymous No.9526469]

>>9526332
I actually like how the stripes guide the eye on the bodice. it promotes a down&inward path for vision to the core of the torso, which is very flattering for the bust and waist, especially with such a boxy shoulder.

I dig it. only thing that disappoints me is how bare the peaking layer of the skirt is. If only it had some gold trims or sparkles or something. geeze. looks like an inside out petti. not cute

[Anonymous No.9526481]

>>9526250
Okay I see that now! Meta has made gyaru stuff before but I'm still not a fan of that... Ten gallon hat?

[Anonymous No.9526483]

This is bodyline, do not technically "brand."
But I had to show it to you gulls because it's supposed to be a poodle. Yeah. I know.

[Anonymous No.9526530]

>>9526483
I'm laughing so hard. I though it was some possum rat.

[Anonymous No.9526617]

I love the tassel serie but wtf is this ap

[Anonymous No.9526621]

>>9525762
Can't confirm. These also look very cheap and unflattering irl...especially irl

[Anonymous No.9526903]

>>9525578
>>9526483
Ten gallon hat and roadkill purse for a kawaii redneck coordinate.

[Anonymous No.9526910]

>>9526617
it's sad that the only good colorway in this series was black

[Anonymous No.9526913]

This is honestly some of the ugliest dresses AP has shit out in awhile

[Anonymous No.9526917]

>>9526483
Speaking of horrible animal bags I stumbled across this lovely one from putumayo a long time ago

[Anonymous No.9526950]

>>9526913
This looks like Doll Delight made it. AP what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.9526965]

>>9525668
I really fucking love this

[Anonymous No.9526974]

>>9524596
>>9526621
Idk I think some people make it work, though the brown colorway is the most unsalvageable imo

[Anonymous No.9526978]

Why could you not just leave the skirt hem alone AatP?

[Anonymous No.9527150]

>>9526617
The uneven ribbons make me mad. I like this jsk but I would have to alter it and just either take the loss or never sell it. >>9526978
How extra. That ruffle was not necessary at all.

[Anonymous No.9527215]

>>9526978
I've wondered why they keep bringing that skirt shape back. It's fucking awkward.

[Anonymous No.9527216]

>>9526950
Not enough flounces or mis-matching secondary print fabric for that.

[Anonymous No.9527226]

>>9526483>>9526530
>>9526917
Bodyline this isn't what a poodle looks like either...

[Anonymous No.9527234]

>>9527226
Okay, Yandyman. Did you just hot glue the eyelashes you sell to the purse or what? I demand an explanation here.

[Anonymous No.9527442]

>>9527226
Not the same level of bad but this poodle bag looks so oddly proportioned. WTF baby? Do these people not know what poodles look like?

[Anonymous No.9527665]

>>9526950

Nah. Looks like something pinkzombies would shit out, though.

[Anonymous No.9527671]

>>9524596
I own the ivory tiered JSK and it's such a lovely dress IRL. I constantly get compliments for it, especially normies love it. The fabric is so nice and flowy and the sweets themed print looks so neat.
But I agree. the other JSK and OP are ugly as sin.

[Anonymous No.9527688]

>>9527442
This is so hideous........ i love it

[Anonymous No.9527693]

>>9527688
this horrible thing has been on WW for months, i hope you get it and put it out of its misery

https://www.wunderwelt.jp/products/w-06953

[Anonymous No.9527695]

>>9527442
Oh come on FRILL
This is a fucking lamb and you know it do not try to pass this off as a poodle

[Anonymous No.9527771]

>>9527695
This isn't a lamb, this is some unholy abomination.

[Anonymous No.9527820]

>>9526978
Wtf that was so close to being the perfect jsk. Just add a nice cotton back bustle instead like on shirring princess and it's great

[Anonymous No.9527848]

>>9524160
If you were to take off all the bows it would look pretty cute

[Anonymous No.9527871]

>>9525581
I'd wear this...

[Anonymous No.9527885]

>>9525445
To Alice has better cuts than AP's recent Boobloaf Kei tho.

[Anonymous No.9527904]

>>9527885
to alice has exactly the same type of cuts with -100% less quality than ap, which is really saying something since ap has shit quality

[Anonymous No.9528080]

Poking around WW's sale pages I found this weirdo from Baby

[Anonymous No.9528081]

>>9527442
Ah shit I just posted a different pic of this, sage for the repost

[Anonymous No.9528108]

>>9525349
I like this in a Victorian swimsuit kind of way

[Anonymous No.9528113]

>>9528081
It's cool anon that thing deserves being posted twice!!
Here's an angle for you where even Candy-Chan looks really fucking derpy since it's on topic with poodle bags

[Anonymous No.9528134]

>>9528113
This is oddly adorable, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.9528497]

>>9523882
>>9523908
>>9524160
>>9524168
>>9525349
>>9525581

I would wear every single one of these, no joke.

[Anonymous No.9530334]

The colors and cut of this are so fugly

[Anonymous No.9530343]

for when you want to cosplay as a kawaii Ronald McDonald

[Anonymous No.9530347]

Meta's got you felon lolitas covered!

[Anonymous No.9530357]

>>9530347
I would wear the fuck out of this at home, but with my height I imagine it would go to like...my tits and no further.

[Anonymous No.9530369]

>>9530357
I have to admit, the back is actually cute

[Anonymous No.9530397]

>>9530347
teddy motors is fucking goals okay

[Anonymous No.9530452]

>>9525349
I've always wanted to do a Beetlejuice coord

[Anonymous No.9530473]

>>9530334
>>9524160
These 2 aren't bad imho

[Anonymous No.9530512]

I'm going to post some bad/ita taobao from actual brands and not just random milanoo-esque shit because there's some good shit. If too OT, tell me and I'll stfu. If you have any particularly heinous indie dresses saved by chance, I'd personally love to see though.
Pic related, looks like 69th Department decided to base this design off of every fat ita's dreams.

[Anonymous No.9530525]

>>9530334
I actually really love this, especially in the color way pictured.

[Anonymous No.9530556]

>>9530452
>>9530512
I hate cosplay or even "inspired" Lolita in general, unless the influence is subtle. Pic related is a new Haenuli print and although I love Harry Potter, this is making me feel mild disgust.

I know some people love it and that's fine, I'm just not a fan of cosplay-y Lolita.

[Anonymous No.9531312]

I liked the JSK version, but the OP is just...No.


>>9530556
Anon, you dropped your pic

[Anonymous No.9535857]

>>9530357
I have seen a grown man (and not a shorty) in the Teddy Motors jumpsuit.

[Anonymous No.9535868]

This piece of crap is AP and can be yours for just $32 plus shipping. For when you need your regretsy fix but you only wear brand

[Anonymous No.9535954]

>>9525349
Very if Beetlejuice were lolita. I like it.

[Anonymous No.9535969]

[Anonymous No.9535971]

>>9535969

[Anonymous No.9536012]

>>9525349
WW1-kai

[Anonymous No.9536110]

>>9530556
You dropped your pic and I came here to post it so here it is.

I'm a low power level Harry Potter fan but god I cannot wait until this is over. They all look so bad.

I lowkey might buy that slytherin hat for cosplay stuff if it's part of the release though lmao.

[Anonymous No.9536114]

>>9535969
>>9535971
qt train operator kei

I dig it

[Anonymous No.9536129]

>>9536110
The skirt looks okay, it's the bodice that completely ruins it.

[Anonymous No.9536223]

>>9536110
I wish they'd gone for actual house animals instead of just owls. Also, muting the colours a bit would've been nicer.

[Anonymous No.9536234]

>>9536223
I know Anna's Secret and Violet Fane also did harry potter prints. I have the slytherin skirt from the latter. I really like it

[Anonymous No.9536821]

>>9536234
wow the anna's secret ones actually look kind of... good? They're subtle and not overdesigned, I like it. Couldn't find the violet fane one, pics?

>>9536223
I'm guessing the house animals probably took them close enough to feeling like they might get sued desu. WB is pretty litigious.

>>9536110
>slytherin hat
I might order some of the non-main-piece items from this release too. Those tights on the hufflepuff look interesting, wanna see them up closer tho.

[Anonymous No.9536832]

>>9536821
I doubt this, Anna's Secret did an entire Hogwarts series with the names embroidered on the skirts and the crest. They were just fine and are still selling the shawls. I think she just got lazy

[Anonymous No.9536833]

>>9536129
Same, I was excited for this when I saw the preview but the bodice is like, really???

[Anonymous No.9536835]

>>9536832
All of those house names are misspelled.

[Anonymous No.9537808]

>>9536110
>>9536223
in haenuli's defense these all look much better IRL. The colors are not as bright and in your face as they appear here
>and I don't even like HP

[Anonymous No.9537846]

>>9536835
They were corrected for the actual release. I have this skirt and it definitely has the correct house names

[Anonymous No.9537926]

>>9536110
Although I'm an HP fan I kind of dislike these. IT looks like standard Haenuli,, shooped realistic frames, with a thing inside. You can swap the owls for cats and it would be the pet series. Swam em out for a romantic couple and it's Phantom of the Opera series.

[Anonymous No.9538189]

>>9536012
Never in a million years did I think someone was going to post Dazzle camouflage on CGL.... (good'n, anon)

[Anonymous No.9539283]

>>9525578
When you misunderstand country lolita

>>9526917
>>9527442
These creep me out. They look like they would be in the corner of a room in a horror film.

[Anonymous No.9539502]

>>9527771
>>9527695
I have this bag. I think it's cute!

[Anonymous No.9540222]

>>9526483
My sister had one when she was a kid, the "fluff" part would caught everywhere

[Anonymous No.9540231]

>>9536110
I know it's 'inspired' and she hasn't copied anything, but it's still ironic after everything that's gone before.

[Anonymous No.9540238]

>>9537926
This is exactly how I feel about all her photoshop series. I seriously just want more of her hand drawn things like Just One Bite. It's such a gorgeous print. I don't get why any lolita company reduces themselves to clipart when they have artists on hand.

[Anonymous No.9540244]

>>9530334
Baby loves using those see-through bows on so many pieces when they just don't match. Like, where is the black in this print?

[Anonymous No.9540257]

>>9524154
50 shades of shit

[Anonymous No.9541624]

>>9524168
What has been seen cannot be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.9542012]

>>9524168
is it florals? is it prints? is it ribbons? no, it's a clusterfuck!

[Anonymous No.9542016]

>>9542012
the fact that you can find these second hand scares me... someone actually thought "hm yes I'm going to buy that" and dropped 400-500+ bucks on it.

[Anonymous No.9542040]

>>9542016
at least they came to their senses?

[Anonymous No.9542050]

>>9530334
F+F, is that you?

[Anonymous No.9542064]

>>9542012
AP's niche release, titled 'Melty Kid's Taobao Section Dress'

[Anonymous No.9542068]

>>9542064
A collabaration dress from the series with Baby, titled '$14.99 Kid's Cinderella Costume Dress from Target'

[Anonymous No.9542071]

>>9542068
And this year we have a wildcard from an indie brand entering for the 'World's Worst Colourway' award!

[Anonymous No.9542074]

>>9542071
the ribbons keep on coming and they don't stop coming and they keep on coming and they don't stop coming

[Anonymous No.9545853]

>>9523882
AatP

[Anonymous No.9549364]

>>9528080
Came here to post this. Glad i'm not the only one terrified by this thing.

[Anonymous No.9549434]

>>9530334
>>9542064
>>9542068
ayyyy i own all 3 of these

ugly and proud

[Anonymous No.9551095]

[Anonymous No.9551179]

>>9523908
AP's row-type prints are almost always fugly

[Anonymous No.9551181]

>>9524155
this just looks like they put a bell petti under an a-line skirt

[Anonymous No.9551189]

>>9528080
this bag looks like it never skips arm day

[Anonymous No.9551410]

dammit JetJ you break my heart

[Anonymous No.9551426]

>>9542068
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates this dress

[Anonymous No.9551448]

Just saw this on Wunderwelt, AaTP Vampire Nocturne

No presentation could make this unflattering shit stain look good

[Anonymous No.9551453]

>>9551448
I always said I'd collect one piece from each "vampire" titled release AatP did.

This series killed that plan. Not a single cut or colorway was any good.

[Anonymous No.9557724]

>>9523882
That is grim

[Anonymous No.9558497]

>>9536110
I think it's fucking annoying when you find something that looks kinda nice at first glance and then you notice it's fandom shit and especially HP. I'd wear these if they weren't HP related in any way.

[Anonymous No.9558524]

>>9551448
Noo, but this is really pretty!

[Anonymous No.9558692]

[Anonymous No.9558693]

>>9542012
Now THIS is the worst thing I have seen in a while. Good lord.