Ita Thread: Ageplayers Edition

[Anonymous No.9473574]

Old one is in auto sage >>9464265

She's claiming it's not a replica.

[Anonymous No.9473587]

[Anonymous No.9473589]

>>9473574
I mean I've thankfully never seen SC in real life but that bodice is totally fucked, it's not supposed to be that short, right? Also the lace is the wrong color, its supposed to match the dress color. Someone call her out on her shit

[Anonymous No.9473593]

[Anonymous No.9473594]

>>9473587
I remember posting that in an ita thread years ago. Post fresh itas

[Anonymous No.9473595]

[Anonymous No.9473597]

>>9473594
Sorry, I just wanted to dump since I started a thread. It's not always easy to get fresh itas, sometimes they're out of season

[Anonymous No.9473601]

>>9473594
I know she keeps posting in order to receive concrit but god, seeing that ugly dress posted almost every week with just minor changes is so fucking annoying.

Also, does this girl just not bother to brush her hair out and try to make it look decent?

[Anonymous No.9473602]

>>9473595
I actually sort of like this, in a strange way. Reminds me of the shitty oldschool lacemonsters you used to see everywhere.

[Anonymous No.9473604]

Are you a fan of Star Wars AND wa-lolita? Well have I got a deal for you! Only $200 on sale today!!

[Anonymous No.9473607]

>>9473601
I actually pulled that from her Tumblr which I accidentally found when looking for "Mori lolita" which is usually a trainwreck. I don't know what Facebook groups she's posting that in because I don't have a Facebook but looking at her Tumblr, I can't imagine her coords are very good

[Anonymous No.9473625]

[Anonymous No.9473631]

[Anonymous No.9473636]

[Anonymous No.9473638]

>>9473631
YOWZA

[Anonymous No.9473640]

>>9473625
Coord is okay, makeup throws the entire thing in the garbage.

[Anonymous No.9473642]

[Anonymous No.9473643]

>>9473636
She looks like someone is holding her at gunpoint

[Anonymous No.9473650]

>>9473574
>that hair
>that room
>those shoes
oh no baby what is you doing

[Anonymous No.9473652]

Tagged as lolita so it's fair game

[Anonymous No.9473653]

[Anonymous No.9473656]

>>9473574
That bodice and lace are telling on it. It's definitely a replica. Even if your replica isn't enormous, you can't pass it for real if it's shit.

[Anonymous No.9473660]

>>9473652
I'm so confused looking at this picture. Like does she just have weird proportions or bad ps skills? Is part giraffe?

[Anonymous No.9473661]

>>9473650
I've seen this thing too many times to count, god please.....

[Anonymous No.9473667]

>>9473652
ugly outfit but i wish i had her face
although i suppose i could with that amount of photoshop

[Anonymous No.9473674]

>>9473652
Outfit is shit. Too bad, because she's rather beautiful.

[Anonymous No.9473675]

>>9473652
Isn't this Lady Sloth?

[Anonymous No.9473679]

How is this even remotely considered Lolita?

[Anonymous No.9473688]

>>9473679
Believe it or not, the thing triggering me the most here is those shoes

[Anonymous No.9473692]

>>9473656
what's a replica?

[Anonymous No.9473704]

>>9473692
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what%27s+a+lolita+replica

[Anonymous No.9473707]

[Anonymous No.9473712]

>>9473607
She's posted several of the same dress with minor difference in the Closet of Frills FB group. The first time she posted it was without any poof and wearing some shitty sneakers.

[Anonymous No.9473716]

[Anonymous No.9473717]

>>9473625
What is up with that sudden color change? Are the shadows just weird or is that OP really that discolored? Looks terrible.

[Anonymous No.9473721]

>>9473643
I really like the dress + shawl combo, she just needs accessories, better shoes, and an actually hairstyle. That and to pull up that underskirt, it looks like she put it underneath the petti too.

[Anonymous No.9473723]

[Anonymous No.9473727]

>>9473679
The shoes are horrid but the rest looks likes a far better example of wa lolita than what we usually get. I actually like it quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.9473730]

>>9473723
I don't even know where to start with this, this is just an amazing photo

[Anonymous No.9473797]

>>9473593
>maybe if i buy pretty dresses, that will make me feel better about not washing my face or losing weight
>senpai please notice me

>>9473625
Im actually binge watching the current season of RuPauls drag race right now and im super in love with her makeup because drag and pretty dresses is so my thing rn.

>>9473723
>tfw all those hair accessories and no friends to tell her she looks like garbage
>has to take pics alone in a bathroom
She looks shes cosplaying some garbage rwby OC from some tumblr "artisans" blog post cause rwby is still totes kuhwaii
animu guise

[Anonymous No.9473800]

>>9473797
>She looks shes cosplaying some garbage rwby OC
desu I thought it was some kind of monokuma cosplay

[Anonymous No.9473806]

>>9473631
That GIRTH

[Anonymous No.9473807]

>>9473587
This is sooo old anon

[Anonymous No.9473810]

>>9473675
It's the girl who models all her clothes at least

[Anonymous No.9473811]

>>9473723
This photo reminds me of the selfie olympics of early 2014

[Anonymous No.9473832]

>>9473716

Plus sized doesn't equal bad. Stop being bitches about body shapes.

[Anonymous No.9473834]

>>9473604
Why are handmade fandom print dresses always wa?

[Anonymous No.9473835]

>>9473832
Anon, there's so much more wrong with this than just her being fat

[Anonymous No.9473836]

>>9473832
It does when you're so big you out-poof the gathering of your skirt and destroy the silhouette.

[Anonymous No.9473838]

>>9473832
This outfit would look like shit on a skinny bitch too

[Anonymous No.9473840]

>>9473834
Weeabs.

[Anonymous No.9473841]

>>9473594
This is like sort of okay until you scroll down and see the godawful boots.

[Anonymous No.9473842]

>>9473716
We now know why Anna House stopped taking custom orders.

[Anonymous No.9473844]

>>9473636
Does anybody know where this jacket is from? It's gorgeous and would look awesome if coorded correctly.

[Anonymous No.9473848]

>>9473832
Sorry you were posted

[Anonymous No.9473861]

>>9473593
>mfw it's not a replica

that dress is screaming

[Anonymous No.9473899]

[Anonymous No.9473903]

>>9473899

[Anonymous No.9473905]

>>9473899
Yumi King strikes again!

[Anonymous No.9473909]

>>9473903

[Anonymous No.9473912]

>>9473909

[Anonymous No.9473914]

>>9473903
The bizarre color scheme make me think this has to be a cosplay of something, or the dreaded "fandom lolita"

[Anonymous No.9473916]

>>9473914
My first thought was Tangled

[Anonymous No.9473917]

>>9473912

[Anonymous No.9473920]

>>9473917

[Anonymous No.9473925]

>>9473914
Think she made it herself, called it Galaxy Shine OP.

[Anonymous No.9473927]

>>9473920

[Anonymous No.9473930]

>>9473927

[Anonymous No.9473932]

>>9473927
Uh, wtf is going on with her corset?

[Anonymous No.9473934]

>>9473920
>dark clothes under light sheer blouse
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9473935]

>>9473930

[Anonymous No.9473940]

>>9473935

[Anonymous No.9473950]

>>9473940

[Anonymous No.9473952]

>>9473950

[Anonymous No.9473957]

>>9473952

[Anonymous No.9473960]

>>9473631
needs accessories and a better hairstyle otherwise shes ok.
just cause she's astronomically huge doesnt make this ita. i'd get it if she were bursting out of her dress or if she threw on a muumuu but she has the overall silhouette of the fashion going for her.
this surprisingly one of the only dolbe dresses that looks good. i hate how she usually throws on her ugly logo all over her other dresses.

[Anonymous No.9473961]

>>9473957

[Anonymous No.9473964]

>>9473961
fuck, armpit hair is repulsive if you have no other body hair

[Anonymous No.9473966]

>>9473961

[Anonymous No.9473970]

>>9473966

[Anonymous No.9473975]

>>9473970

[Anonymous No.9473976]

>>9473970
I wish I had the stength of those sleeve seams.

[Anonymous No.9473981]

>>9473950
Is that a garter belt over a skirt?

[Anonymous No.9473982]

>>9473966
Oh her she's a cosplayer I'll bet she even calls this lolita insert character. Also she does that racoon eyed red doesn't suit lipstick make up for everything.

[Anonymous No.9474007]

[Anonymous No.9474011]

>>9474007

[Anonymous No.9474013]

>>9474011
Why do itas always go for this color combo and ruin it for the rest of us?

[Anonymous No.9474022]

>>9473625
wow kim chi looks rough

[Anonymous No.9474049]

>>9473912
Is this like extremely poorly handmade or something? It looks wrong in so many ways

[Anonymous No.9474054]

>>9473679
I honestly don't think this is bad at all. But DEM SHOES.

[Anonymous No.9474056]

>>9473909
Good old FLCL

[Anonymous No.9474075]

>>9473912
This is possibly the worst attempt at lolita I've seen so far. Where'd you find this gem?

[Anonymous No.9474088]

>>9474075
Instagram, under the handmade lolita tag.

[Anonymous No.9474104]

>>9474013
Because red and black is the go to color scheme for most gawfs striving to be true to the vampire life.

[Anonymous No.9474106]

>>9473912
Who would leave the house thinking 'yes this looks good'?

[Anonymous No.9474114]

>>9473940
Ah good old pandora. I still can get over how she turned my dream dress into a damned skirt.

[Anonymous No.9474122]

>>9474114

[Anonymous No.9474132]

>>9473912
this is bad but im laughing more at the dumbass who put their finger in front of the lens of the camera

[Anonymous No.9474134]

>>9473930
I wouldnt say its lolita because not enough poof,
but its at least cute.

[Anonymous No.9474163]

>>9473652
eromori kei? Wouldn't wear it but I can't hate it, except for the socks perhaps.

>>9473716
>>9473909

Unpopular opinion perhaps but people with ugly faces shouldn't try to draw attention away from them with huge wigs and ott hair accessories, it has the opposite effect.

>>9473832
It's terrible regardless of her size. Fat is no excuse to look like shit.

>>9473903
I hate nothing more than wannabe sweet coords with the kind of out of control, swaying boobs that scream I WORK AS A TAVERN WENCH! And why are their crab claws on the side of her dress? WHY?

>>9473912
It takes a special kind of exceptional to wear a corset and just leaving it open and loose.

>>9473970
>I have no iron, so I put a flower over my good eye.

>>9473975
Toilet chic, so loli.

[Anonymous No.9474185]

[Anonymous No.9474189]

>>9473932
I-I.....I think shes using the full corset as more like a bib or apron front for detail because she cant tie it or zip it up in the back.
And look at her shoes. Shes so fat the obese goth girl shoes can hardly contain the feet fat.
.... chubthulu over heres fucking everything up with a shit eating grin.

[Anonymous No.9474198]

[Anonymous No.9474205]

>>9474122

[Anonymous No.9474213]

>>9473961
Holy crap why is this even a thing? That's ghetto AF.

[Anonymous No.9474215]

>>9474213
>using that word after the endless arugument about it last thread
anon, no, please...

[Anonymous No.9474216]

>>9474134
Are you blind or trolling?

[Anonymous No.9474222]

>>9474213
>when you try to proof that you do use that word for white girls after being called out on ur shit
gtfo already you annoying cunt

[Anonymous No.9474230]

>>9474213

[Anonymous No.9474233]

>>9474213
No anon >>9473723 THIS is ghetto af

[Anonymous No.9474236]

>>9473716
That doesn't look like a replica... Is it..? I dearly hope so.

[Anonymous No.9474243]

>>9473604
I think what's sadder is that somebody actually seems interested in buying it...

[Anonymous No.9474246]

>>9473861
I looked on lolibrary, this dress has a waist that isnt supposed to go above 100 cm..... How did she even manage is my question of the day.

[Anonymous No.9474260]

>>9473704
And why don't you just use the word counterfeit?

[Anonymous No.9474261]

>>9474260
You sound pretty new if you don't know what a replica is...

[Anonymous No.9474263]

>>9474260
Counterfeit isn't really used in the fashion world, knockoff and replica are even though it all means the same thing.

[Anonymous No.9474265]

>>9474236
It's froms years and years ago. From what I recall it was a handmade skirt made from replica fabric

[Anonymous No.9474267]

>>9474265
Would you all say that using replica fabric to make your own dress is as bad as buying a replica?

[Anonymous No.9474283]

>>9474246
she took the lacing out ..that mightve helped
usually the measurements arent the maximum a fabric can be stretched, just the recommended measurements that the fabric should go
or she couldve altered it

[Anonymous No.9474290]

>>9474267
It's the worstest of all. Not only does she not have the perfect body, she has the indulgence to not just give up, when her chosen brand does not make clothes in her world spanning huge size. Really how could she?

[Anonymous No.9474294]

>>9474283
There's no way that isn't altered, it has to be. My bust is almost 100 cm and that chick has got to be sporting close to 160 cm bust or more (without knowing the backfat situation). She'd rip the dress apart if it was altered somehow.

[Anonymous No.9474295]

>>9474267
I mean, it's still stealing the artwork. Which is primarily what I have a problem with-- I'm not really up in arms about "design" replicas, especially if they're really basic cuts.

[Old as Balls Lolita Thread No.9474306]

>>9474294
My bust is 114 without a binder but my waist is much smaller. Finding cute sweet that fits properly is hell, but even with alterations, if someone this enormous can squish into that dress, it makes me feel like anything is possible.

[Old as Balls Lolita Thread No.9474310]

>>9474295
I feel like replicas are usually the easy way out for people who don't want to give up something, be it money or whatever.
For me, replicas are an entitlement issue as much as an art theft issue.

[Anonymous No.9474312]

>>9474306
Psst your name field is still filled in

[Anonymous No.9474320]

>>9473597
When is ita season?

[Anonymous No.9474322]

>>9474320
I'd say throughout the summer for sure, the younger itas have time for the fashion and there are more cons going on for people to go to w/o worrying about school.

[Anonymous No.9474323]

>>9474320
365 days a year.

[Anonymous No.9474325]

[Anonymous No.9474328]

>>9474215
>>9474222
i just came here after a week of not being here. What the fuck? clam down not only one person uses the word. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.9474329]

>>9474325

[Anonymous No.9474330]

>>9473631
not ita

[Anonymous No.9474332]

>>9474233
Okay yeah that is ghetto. Somehow missed that image. Looks like the shit I wore in 2004 during my "thrift shop goth" phase.

[Anonymous No.9474333]

>>9474329

[Anonymous No.9474335]

>>9474325

That stance makes me uncomfortable. I feel like she's about to lunge at me.

[Anonymous No.9474336]

>>9474330
Anon you're blind. Thee over all outfit is not executed well at all. The colors don't work well and the thing looks like it had lamp shade trim at the bottom

[Anonymous No.9474337]

>>9473961
>me carefully hidden under blouses

[Anonymous No.9474338]

>>9474333

[Anonymous No.9474340]

>>9474198
posted in last thread anon. get it together

[Anonymous No.9474341]

>>9474338

[Anonymous No.9474343]

>>9473595
i like this so much

[Anonymous No.9474344]

>>9474341

[Anonymous No.9474345]

>>9473679
the dress is bad

[Anonymous No.9474347]

>>9474343
Fucking ita

[Anonymous No.9474348]

>>9474011
the shoes

[Anonymous No.9474349]

>>9474335
Fucking same anon it's unsettling

[Anonymous No.9474354]

[Anonymous No.9474362]

[Anonymous No.9474366]

>>9474362

[Anonymous No.9474372]

>>9473927
Her feet look like cartoons.

[Anonymous No.9474376]

>>9473912
holy shit is this rabbit777 from lj?

[Anonymous No.9474381]

>>9474325
>Bitch cant even tie the shitty ribbon in front and give herself a good bow
>nobodys dusting off all that shit in the background
Why even try at all. Kill everyone there, its clear nobody even gives a literal single fuck about appearances. Why waste all that water on people who literally are that lazy. Wasted resources if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.9474385]

>>9474337
That is perfectly fine

[Anonymous No.9474387]

>>9473679
Theres no silohoette going in here at all. The look she was going for was a Chinese hanfu with the style being above her breast. This equivalent to a fatty Chan trying to put a dress over their boobs but just let the bodice it sit in their chest

[Anonymous No.9474388]

>>9474344
>The ghost of ice cream cones past

[Anonymous No.9474389]

>>9473650
Those bows will forever trigger me. Not saying I like the look, but those bows just drag an already not-good coord down like 12 steps.I just imagine she looked at her plain dress and was like; "Oh, this could work after all... I better ruin it with facial piercings, a bad wig, some horrible stick-on bows and no legwear."

>>9473631
Her dresses are always too long, but by contrast you can see how much better this look is. It's really not that hard to be a decent Lolita, regardless of weight or body shape. It just requires a brain.

>>9474325
How can you not understand how that ribbon works? It's one thing to mess up and buy a bad dress, but I worry if she bought brand she'd make some kind of similar mistake.

[Anonymous No.9474394]

[Anonymous No.9474395]

>>9474394

[Anonymous No.9474412]

>>9474366
Cute girl, but holy crap how does she think this crap is lolita?

[Anonymous No.9474419]

[Anonymous No.9474440]

>>9474394
the shoes........nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.9474470]

>>9474394
Realistically, this is how Bones & Booth's daughter would look.

>>9474395
Abby Sciuto and Penelope Garcia's mom (they have different fathers), Raven Sparks's older, less messy sister.

[Anonymous No.9474496]

>>9473675
She models for Lady Sloth. Her artist name is Absentia.

Too bad coord is shit because I absolute adore the owl corset.

[Anonymous No.9474501]

>>9474362
Is this girly hoot before the filters and photoshop?

[Anonymous No.9474504]

>>9473723
im laughing so hard because i used to do this to take full body nudes and i can relate to this on a spiritual level

[Anonymous No.9474516]

>>9474294
yeah your estimate is insane. she's likely around 130cm
dress doesn't look altered at all. full back shirring for AP is guaranteed 110cm max and then the front shirring probably adds another 10 cm in give. she squashed her bust into it and it shows. the shirring is beyond maxed.
if she were 160cm in bust that bodice would never have pulled over.

[Anonymous No.9474526]

>>9474394
this fell so short of the edgy look she must've been going for. like, she clearly got held back by her own plainness and shit style.

good reminder to stay in your lane lol don't dress as something you don't exude/can't execute

[Anonymous No.9474528]

>>9474419
cuffs on ankles will never be acceptable. always looks shit
mint was a terrible choice.

[Anonymous No.9474567]

>>9473834
>weebs
>minimal sewing compared to fitted bodices with shirring

[Anonymous No.9474576]

>>9473652
Let's play! Anorexia or Photoshop!

[Anonymous No.9474581]

>>9474394
poor lego face chan.... agreeing with >>9474526 if youre going to do an edgy vibe dont half ass it it looks pathetic

[Anonymous No.9474621]

>>9473927
When even a corset can't give you any semblance of waist definition, it's time to hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.9474624]

>>9474320
Weeks leading into and just after ILD. Both times of the year.

Its when people scramble to be part of the outfit posting and "my comm and i did this for ild teehee i won a prize for most experimental coord"

Also a couole weeks after bloodbath releases. Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.9474631]

>>9474419
>foundation is too yellow and dark, makes her look like she has jaundice
>no petti
>trying to match wig with socks that don't go with anything lmao
>what-is-a-theme-for-500.jpg
>LEOPARD CONVERSES REEEEEEEE
>bag print is too busy
>cuffs on ankles are always ugly

this is a fucking trainwreck holy shit

[Anonymous No.9474632]

>>9473844
Did you just ask what brand the Moitie ita is wearing

[Anonymous No.9474649]

>>9474419
I don't care if your sneakers were blessed by Mana himself, don't fucking wear them in lolita

[Anonymous No.9474650]

>>9474325
I'm getting a serial killer/horror movie vibe from this

[Anonymous No.9474652]

>>9473642

[Anonymous No.9474695]

>>9474394
Why can't people take their glasses off for a few goddamn seconds if they're going to do something like be super kawaii or edgy? Also I feel like I know this type of long boring brown hair with no bangs/no makeup/glasses. No effort ever.

[Anonymous No.9474716]

>>9474695
I think she looks a lot better with glasses. Also when you have worn glasses for almost your whole life you just forget them after putting them on, so having glasses in pics just tend to happen

[Anonymous No.9474720]

>>9474260
Newfag, you actually need to lurk more.

[Anonymous No.9474753]

>>9473631
Nitpick, desu

[Anonymous No.9474755]

>>9473961
I'm one of those "your body your choices" type of girl but this is disgusting

[Anonymous No.9474825]

>>9474325
this image is fucking cursed

[Anonymous No.9474843]

>>9474516
I think 130 is being too generous, she's gotta be bigger than that. And even then, a 130 bust would rip seams, that fabric doesn't have stretch. And how would she get the dress on? If she's damn near ripping the seams of the bodice how could she get the waist past her bust? I think it's been altered in the back with another panel of fabric or something. Or maybe she pulled the 'but two dresses to make one' thing and had it professionally tailored. But I can't bring myself to belive AP fits that size without alteration of some kind.

[Anonymous No.9474855]

>>9473961
wear a fucking blouse
that shit isn't kawaii
this applies to men too, they should be clean shaven on all exposed skin
t. one of those crazy lesbians with hairy armpits and legs

[Anonymous No.9474858]

>>9474470
>Realistically, this is how Bones & Booth's daughter would look.
fucking kek'd

[Anonymous No.9474860]

>>9473961
>"fuck society's standards!!"
>desperately posts how much they don't care all over social media

[Anonymous No.9474863]

>>9473593
So, that's one of my favorite sweet prints and for those who aren't as familiar with it, the version she's wearing is the front shirring cut... meaning that she's so fucking huge that she needed to take of the lacing and is stretching the shirring to the point where you can't even tell it has it.

Also, I believe I've seen this girl before. Isn't she a fakeboi?

[Anonymous No.9474865]

These all physically hurt to look at.

[Anonymous No.9474868]

>>9473961
JFC, wear a blouse. Most lolitas don't give a shit if you have armpit hair, just don't make us look at it, which you have to be going pretty out of your way to do given the nature of this fashion.

[Anonymous No.9474869]

>>9474325
Literally triggered right now

[Anonymous No.9474872]

>>9473636
This isn't ita at all, it's barely even nitpick. She just needs better shoes, to adjust her bow, and to stop looking like she's being cornered by the Zodiac Killer.

[Anonymous No.9474876]

>>9473625
Porta-loos so loli

[Anonymous No.9474881]

>>9473903
I thought she was Peacock Feather in the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.9474905]

>>9473595
Now THIS is ita. It almost makes me nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.9474913]

>>9473625
YAAS KWEEN

[Anonymous No.9474935]

>>9474185
Thought she was wearing a giant feather on her head at first.

[Anonymous No.9474959]

>>9473961
>look at me! look how much I don't care!

>>9474075
Believe it or not, that woman has been into lolita for like a decade. I remember her being an established poster in the LJ comms when I was just a wee babby.
>>9474376
Yes. This is her, too: >>9473970

[Anonymous No.9474960]

STOP POSTING MY GIRLFRIEND

[Anonymous No.9474966]

>>9474960
Get a better girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.9474970]

>>9474389
>>9473631
it is too long, but i feel like she's balanced the dress' proportions by making it longer. a lot of the itas her size make the dresses look way shorter than they actually are, which is a weird effect with large busts/bodices.

[Anonymous No.9475006]

>>9474412
>saying crap twice in the same sentence

anon is this you? alternately, does your mom not let you swear on the internet?

[Anonymous No.9475007]

>>9474338
http://www.hottopic.com/product/the-nightmare-before-christmas-jack-embroidery-dress/10695303.html?cgid=pop-culture-shop-by-license-nightmare-before-christmas

Amazing

[Anonymous No.9475020]

>>9473625

[Anonymous No.9475030]

>>9474387
>fatty chan
She's barely a fatty chan, this is definitely just a nitpick and that's exactly what you all would be screaming if she was a little bit skinnier.

[Anonymous No.9475035]

>>9474695
Because glasses can be kawaii too?

[Anonymous No.9475036]

>>9475035
Yeah I don't get the glasses hate.

[Anonymous No.9475042]

>>9473574
jesus fucking christ why cant people clean their nasty ass rooms !!!!!!!!!! at least push that shit out of the mirror frame !!!!!!

[Anonymous No.9475060]

>>9475020
kek

Under-rated post.

[Anonymous No.9475073]

>>9474960
>>9474966
this exchange is the funniest thing i've seen in weeks i'm rolling with laughter holy shit

[Anonymous No.9475075]

>>9474419
I fucking swear to mana someone needs to make a parody of the miracle worker.
>wrist cuffs hellen. Wrist cuffs
>wii--waast.....wa lolita
>No hellen WRIST CUFFS
>w.r.i.s.t c.u.f.f.s
>then puts them in her hand
>ankle accessories XD
>no hellen wrist cuffs.
Then after an hour and a half of screen time an ita finally learns how to coord.

[Anonymous No.9475080]

>>9474470
>this is how Bones & Booth's daughter would look.
I reject this horror of a thought

[Anonymous No.9475085]

>>9475035
Yeah, but not those, unless you're doing nanchatte, then it works

[Anonymous No.9475093]

>>9474863
Yeah, she unironically uses 'it' pronouns

[Anonymous No.9475132]

She looks like Taylor Swift trying to be emo.

[Anonymous No.9475156]

>>9475132
I et what she was going for with the one sock thing but that trend always looks way better when you have two socks and one is just pulled down lower. Is she calling this lolita? Because it's cute, just not lolita

[Anonymous No.9475160]

>>9475132
I kind of like this, no clue why maybe its because it reminds me of simpler, MCR loving times

[Anonymous No.9475161]

>>9475132
>>9475156
She needs a sock/stocking on the other leg, can be the same or different. And I'd say it is lolita, but casual?

[Anonymous No.9475167]

>>9475132
Nic pick

[Anonymous No.9475188]

>>9473650
This girl is far past the point of fat that I feel okay making fun of. It's too depressing.

[Anonymous No.9475216]

>>9473920
I'm pretty sure I own this same blouse. And it's not even my blouse it's one of my moms old blouses.

[Anonymous No.9475253]

>>9474695
Some people really do look better with glasses though, Also agree with >>9474716 that you forget to take them off. I remember when I was a young cosplayer that had no contacts at the time, and even with best intentions I still forgot to take them off sometimes for pictures. It happens anon.
More on that note >>9474394 looks like she wanted to dress "cool and zany" for an office event at her work.

>>9475132 I like this, but definitely not lolita. Reminds me of the outfits I wanted to wear when I was 15

[Anonymous No.9475261]

>>9475132
>>9475156
>>9475161
I think she does have a sock on the other leg? Looking close, I think she has these gun tights on, unless her legs are just strangely smudgy.

[Anonymous No.9475264]

>>9475261
Oh, I see that now. Those tights are pretty dark though, she must have got some shitty offbrand? Still, nude socks like that don't work well with this type of trend.

[Anonymous No.9475272]

>>9475261
I don't think those are appropriate for lolita

[Anonymous No.9475283]

[Anonymous No.9475284]

>>9475261
I want to like these but they're so plain. I wish they had some kind of color or more decorations, maybe even thicker lines so the print stands out better rather than looking like I shaved legs from a distance

[Anonymous No.9475297]

>>9475283
Not disputing this is ita but I kinda like it desu

[Anonymous No.9475301]

>>9475283
Girl on the right looks super familiar in a bad way,

[Anonymous No.9475342]

>>9473909
I genuinely thought this was fat princess cosplay.

[Anonymous No.9475369]

>>9474419
I actually love this as fairy kei holy crap (minus the sneakers)

[Anonymous No.9475397]

>>9474960
Hi Chris

[Anonymous No.9475414]

>>9475369
Just because it's pastel doesn't mean it's fairy kei. It's still a disaster

[Anonymous No.9475507]

>>9474260
and why don't you just fuck off, newfag?

>>9473964
i don't mind it, it just makes no sense with lolita. she needs a blouse.

[Anonymous No.9475520]

>>9473961
Do all white girls get big bushes in their armpits when they don't shave? I'm latina and I have dark coarse hair on my arms and legs but my armpit hair never gets that big even when I don't shave.

[Anonymous No.9475527]

>>9475520
Black girls get it too. But way to be racist.

[Anonymous No.9475531]

>>9475520
it depends on the person, like most body hair

[Anonymous No.9475533]

>>9475520
Nah, I'm super white and mine is pretty wispy when it grows out.

>>9475527
Chill out, fragile flower.

[Anonymous No.9475563]

>>9475520
I do not

[Anonymous No.9475564]

>>9475006

[Anonymous No.9475572]

>>9475520
This race baiting is getting really boring.

[Anonymous No.9475601]

>>9475572
Racism is cool anon. Get with the program.

[Anonymous No.9475613]

>>9475520
nobody gives a shit about your armpit hair breh

[Anonymous No.9475668]

>>9473574
Yeah. I belive it's a replica. The lace at the hem isn't gathered. And the lace on the front doesn't look quite right as far as I can tell. Where is the waist bow? Why is it cut so very high up? I would need a closer up picture to 100% certian. But this looks like a fake to me. And judging from the fakes I've seen, I would say it's an OoJia fake.

[Anonymous No.9475673]

>>9473625
I'm not a fan of the makeup. But I really like the outfit.

[Anonymous No.9475680]

>>9473679
It looks like wa/qui Lolita. I would say the shoes are a bad choice. But everything else about this looks beautiful to me.

[Anonymous No.9475695]

>>9474863
Yeah she's a fake boi. I really want to just tell her that it doesn't fit via my lolita blog but I know everyone on tumblr will immediately think I'm a terrible bitch desu

[Anonymous No.9475709]

>>9473625
The makeup is way off. The rest is ok.

[Anonymous No.9475713]

>>9473631
Not ita

[Anonymous No.9475715]

>>9474236
The hairbow looks like an obvious replica to me. It doesn't have lace like the real deal. And the lace in the hem of the skirt isn't the same lace I have on my jsk. The lace matches the color of the bottom of the print. And the lace is candies with AP in them. So this looks like a replica that also doesn't have enough room in the skirt for a proper level of poof.

[Anonymous No.9475717]

>>9475283
This is more Harajuku than lolita

[Anonymous No.9475726]

>>9473909
Is that a fat princess cosplay or a fatty chan?

[Anonymous No.9475729]

>>9473574
Hope she didn't pay full price for it, but it's best that it's a replica. She's just gonna use it for age play.

[Anonymous No.9475767]

>>9475717
no it's definitely ita. It's an attempt at decora which is also very incorrect.

[Anonymous No.9475786]

>>9475397

SHOOK.

who dis?

[Anonymous No.9475805]

>>9475726
Omg I spit my tea anon. I haven't thought of that video in years

[Anonymous No.9475853]

>>9474960
sorry you have shit taste in women

[Anonymous No.9475877]

>Ageplayers Edition

And yet not a single diaper girl or even a pacifier...how sad.

[Anonymous No.9476015]

>>9473595
>so rori sugoi desu
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.9476019]

>>9473604
>Insult to both lolita and Star Wars fans.

I find your lack of fashion disturbing.

[Anonymous No.9476057]

>>9475877

[Anonymous No.9476059]

>>9476057

[Anonymous No.9476065]

>>9476059

[Anonymous No.9476075]

>>9476059
Are these replicas? I can't see the lace. God I hope they're replicas...

[Anonymous No.9476091]

>>9474419
I wonder if she's still selling nudes for $8 on tumblr. A+ ahegao

[Anonymous No.9476094]

>>9476057
>>9476059
>>9476065

[Anonymous No.9476095]

>>9476091
I sure hope not if they're the same quality as that picture.

[Anonymous No.9476097]

>>9476075
Anon I don't think they're replicas..

[Anonymous No.9476108]

>>9476097
Holy shit, I think you're right. The Dreamy Baby Room salo just looks way too perfect... Who are these bitches that their gross ageplay daddies can buy them real brand?

[Anonymous No.9476109]

>>9476108
Maybe to make you feel better, they're just salos so they bought the cheapest kind of 'lolita dress' they can with those whimsical motifs. So they're more like step-dads if anything.

[Anonymous No.9476111]

>>9476075
Dreamy baby room never got a replica and sadly that milky planet is the second release. Also authentic.

[Anonymous No.9476114]

>>9473679
To me it looks like she's used awful raschel lace on the skirt and that is what ruined it for me.

[Anonymous No.9476123]

>>9476109
This is true. Thank god they're just salos. Still, I'd rather a real lolita own them than... these nasty bitches.

[Anonymous No.9476129]

>>9476065
>>9476059

As someone who is a victim of child sexual assault, I really can't understand why someone would want to do this or anything sexual as a make-believe child. It's almost legitimately triggering to me. It makes people think this is what lolitas are, when I don't want to associate my clothes with the bad shit, let alone be openly reminded of that bad shit by people getting off on pretending it's happening to them.

[Anonymous No.9476131]

>>9475805
do you mean video game, anon?

[Anonymous No.9476193]

>>9473961
Alright George of the jungle we get it. Society oppressed you and you are showing how revolutionary and strong you are, but for real ....... With lolita? >_>

[Anonymous No.9476216]

>>9474325
I remember this scene...it's like really creepy and stuff
>Grabs popcorn

[Anonymous No.9476233]

>>9473679
When I saw this I thought it was really cute and just needed a better hairstyle but then... Those god awful sneakers. Girl you had it going, how could you fuck up something so simple? Didn't you spend 2 months doing the dress? Why there is no effort into the shoes? This makes me so sad.

[Anonymous No.9476322]

>>9473631
I feel like there comes a point where you are so big that nothing will ever look good on you, and she has passed that point and then-some. I'm sure she is nice, but there is nothing aesthetically pleasing about this in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.9476334]

>>9473679
This is supposed to be hanfu lolita but looks like a mess. Its not lolita at all, and saying she feels like a chinese princess is so many levels of shit.

[Anonymous No.9476338]

>>9476334
Wa lolita exists.

[Anonymous No.9476340]

>>9476338
Yes, and this isn't it. At least not a good example, if that's really what she was going for.

[Anonymous No.9476345]

>>9476338
This is definitely not wa lolita. Like other anon said it's based off hanfu, pic related.

[Anonymous No.9476346]

>>9473643
Oh this isn't that ba
>those fucking shoes
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.9476355]

>>9476131
No? Video. Like the one that the quote and picture came from. Why would I mean video game?

[Anonymous No.9476358]

>>9475853

FUCK YOU 4CHAN NERDS. YOU PICK ON MY GF BECAUSE SHE TRIES TO BE ORIGINAL IN HER STYLE. ALL YOU CUNTS CAN DO IS COPY WHATEVER IS POPULAR, AND WHATEVER PEOPLE TELL YOU IS "CORRECT"

I BET YOU AREN'T EVEN A GIRL. A REAL GIRL.

[Anonymous No.9476359]

>>9476355
Anon probably thought you were talking about Fat Princess.

[Anonymous No.9476360]

>>9476358
Everyone here is a real girl, anon. Even you.
Also, tell your girlfriend to stop being such a disgusting ita. Everyone posted ITT looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.9476376]

>>9476360
Stop taking that retarded as fuck bait

pls and thank u

[Anonymous No.9476408]

>>9476358

[Anonymous No.9476409]

There is a chew toy in her hair.

[Anonymous No.9476415]

>>9476409
I dislike all the stuff she puts on her head but Kate isn't necessarily ita.

[Anonymous No.9476422]

>>9476409
>dem nasolabial folds

[Anonymous No.9476425]

This wig is literally killing me.

[Anonymous No.9476429]

>>9476425
Not ita at all, just an unfortunate wig.

Come on, guys. It's like you're desperate to post someone in here. Stop reaching so far, it's why these threads aren't as good as they used to be.

[Anonymous No.9476430]

>>9476415
Not usually, but I would say that abomination happening on her head is worthy of being in this thread.

[Anonymous No.9476432]

>>9476429
An unfortunate wig can make any coord ita, sorry. And this wig is far more than unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.9476434]

[Anonymous No.9476435]

>>9476415

So we can shoehorn anything in, as long as it's the same color, and it doesn't fit with the coord?

Also, who?

[Anonymous No.9476438]

>>9476432
NAYRT, but it has to be a pretty extreme disaster for a wig alone to qualify someone being posted in these threads and that one is bad, but not bad enough to make the entire coord qualify as ita. Sorry, but this is just too weak to be in the thread and you need to learn the difference between nitpick and ita.

[Anonymous No.9476439]

>>9476435
>Also, who?
Summer is here, already?

[Anonymous No.9476441]

>>9476432
>>9476425
This is a nitpick and if you're that horrified by this wig that you think it belongs here, it's clear you're pretty new.

[Anonymous No.9476447]

>>9476409
I thought she quit? Pls go and STAY go

[Anonymous No.9476453]

>>9476438
>>9476441
>awful wig
>No accessories (she's in sweet... In classic? Minimal accessories would be alright because of the simplistic style. Not in sweet.)

You can't just have a brand dress and be skinny and be automatically not ita. If you're really so butthurt, make a fucking nitpick thread. It's a bad "coord." End of story.

[Anonymous No.9476455]

How dare she call this Milanoo garbage "old school"

[Anonymous No.9476460]

She really tagged this as lolita

[Anonymous No.9476469]

>>9476019
>>9473604
I love ita threads, they always give me inspiration to make stuff like this

[Anonymous No.9476479]

>>9476469
Bless you anon

[Anonymous No.9476480]

>>9476409
it's a traditional creepycute accessory anon. though I get it doesn't fit the theme at all...are you dumb?
anyway, not ita at all. you just don't like this chick. the colors and tones are so on point I am in awe.

have an actual ita mined from the beginnings of CoF. I always love seeing how people progress and the coord you're hating on is actually good. her misses recently have been numerous so not sure how you picked the good one of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.9476482]

>>9476057
Does anyone know of a seller on Ali where I could find shoes like the girl on the right?? I know it's not the point of this photo but I wear classic and those are perfect for me

[Anonymous No.9476490]

>>9476482
I think those are Bodyline, actually.

[Anonymous No.9476495]

>>9473909
fuuuuuuuuuuu

I bought this same fabric in LA ages ago intending to make a dress...

[Anonymous No.9476499]

>>9476480

Creepycute is fine is a creepycute coord. But it's the addition of all the other things that don't fit in the coord on her head that get me.
I'm not calling the coord per say on ita, because the coord itself is actually nice.
But the head. Pretty sure the the only thing I called out was the head. It feels shoehorned and gimmicky. And holy shit, that coord you posted is...a mess. They're the same person yes?

[Anonymous No.9476509]

>>9476499
then what you are experiencing is a nitpick, senpai.

[Anonymous No.9476524]

>>9476422
I have them and I really, really hate them. There is nothing you can do to lessen or hide them. Actual horrible genetics so I can't fault her for that.

[Anonymous No.9476532]

>>9476509

Shit.

[Anonymous No.9476534]

>>9476455
She was going for the old school ita look anon.

[Anonymous No.9476540]

>>9473832
Did you even look at her?

[Anonymous No.9476738]

[Anonymous No.9476744]

[Anonymous No.9476746]

>>9476358
Lol didn't realize you and Anna still lurked on /cgl/

[Anonymous No.9476757]

[Anonymous No.9476903]

>>9476455
As clearly as this isn't lolita, my baby mall goth past self loves it

Also, where can these shoes be gotten?

[Anonymous No.9476988]

>>9476469
> Giving this to the 501st.

What a treasure xD

[Anonymous No.9477062]

My city is full of "models" like this. Lady in question has once claimed to be my state's "premier loli"

[Anonymous No.9477109]

>>9477062
What state is that?

[Anonymous No.9477127]

>>9476903
the shoes are called demonia sprite and you can get them at any western alt store, ebay, amazon etc.

[Anonymous No.9477151]

This is such a bad look

[Anonymous No.9477179]

>>9477109
A state of delusion; clearly.

[Anonymous No.9477516]

>>9477179
kek

[Anonymous No.9477957]

>>9477062
Trailer Park Kei

[Anonymous No.9478230]

>>9476738
isnt that umineko cosplay?

[Anonymous No.9479479]

>>9476057
>>9476059
I mean, I get why most of us here find this bothersome at best, but you've got to give it to them. It's a+ for fetish wear.

[Anonymous No.9481507]

>>9473727
She's not going for wa, she's going for Chinese hanfu apparently? Bleh

[Anonymous No.9481516]

>>9474198
Saw this months ago

[Anonymous No.9481519]

>>9475030
Nah anon I'm Chinese and this is ita and not a nitpick

[Anonymous No.9481522]

>>9476757
Clownbaby-kei

[Anonymous No.9481525]

>>9473679
Oh god this is too much even for hanfu

[Anonymous No.9481896]

>>9474394
>>9474581

>lego face chan

I feel so bad for her. I have a really square jaw too, you have to just work around it to look cute and feminine and she clearly just doesn't know how.

>limp hair that doesn't frame her face or soften the shape of it at all
>rectangle fucking glasses

Better hair and glasses, makeup, and learning to smile and pose like she has confidence would take her a long way, she has a nice body and I'm sure she could be really cute if she tried!

[Anonymous No.9481990]

>>9476460
What the fuck are those eyes, she look like psycho