Why are you /cgl/s the worst at cons?

[Anonymous No.9435931]

Went to the latest con in my area last week, and though conventions are known to be generally autistic, lolitas, BY FAR, were the most autistic stupid creatures I have ever seen in my entire life. You almost made me want to leave after 2 days, even though I bought the full 3-day pass.

Jesus fucking Christ, why are /cgl/s so cancerous?

>First day, meet up with old friends from Highschool
>One of them bought along a fucking /cgl/
>NotThisShit.jaypeg
>Everyone immediately starts haranguing this flat 6-out-of-10 for pics so they can subtly cop a feel
>She's enjoying every second of it
>Soaking up aaaaall that attention like some sort of desperate attention-sponge
>Pretty much the unironic embodiment of "teehee, silly boys ;)"
>Decide to do my own thing and leave them to their degenerate machinations
>Go to some sort of foam-swords tournament
>Super fun
>Everyone's getting all rough and tumble and rowdy
>Le token /cgl/ grills sitting on the sidelines get bored waiting for their whiteknight guy friends who are actually having fun for once
>They all storm the arena and demand we pay attention to them (not literally, but the subtext is pretty easy to imagine)
>Stop the entire tournament just to turn the damn thing into an improv fashion show, with a bunch of 6-out-of-10 /cgl/s just strutting around in loosely fitting lolita outfits while beta numales are forced to take pictures of them for their stupid instagrams
>Go to a panel where everyone's playing Ultimate Werewolf
>Fucking /cgl/ faggots always spout the same autistic joke "Haha, we can't possibly be the werewolf, look at my cute dress, haha! Teehee!"
>We get it. You dress up. It's very cute. SHUT THE FUG UP.

[Anonymous No.9435932]

>>9435931

>End of the night, there's a giant rave, where everyone can go nuts, and lots of people sneak in booze, because security is either too weak or just don't care
>Music's loud, people are screaming, beat's pumping, lights are flashing
>And in the middle of all this, in the middle of all this chaos, stupid fucking /cgl/s, just hanging around in the middle of the dance floor, while drunk and horny teens and young adults are just trying to grind and get fugged up, and all these stupid /cgl/s just flutzing about like a bunch of fucking fools, taking pictures, posting snapchats, asking people to take pictures of them IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR, all so they can go home the next day and post all these photos to /cgl/ and be like "Oh, wow, look at how edgy and social we are! Look at us standing around in this dark rave, where we're the center of attention and everybody loves us!"
>Just give up eventually and dance in the corner with a few other people
>Rave is all done, and you can audibly hear them in their stupid selfie-videos saying things like "Ugh, rave is all done, and we're so sweaty from all this dancing"
>YOU DIDN'T EVEN DANCE
>YOU DIDN'T EVEN DANCE
>I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU, "HEY, YOU WANNA DANCE?"
>AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DANCE
>WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

WHY ARE /cgl/s THE DUMBEST FUCKING ANIMALS ON THIS GAY PLANET EARTH? WHY?

[Anonymous No.9435934]

>>9435931
>>9435932
>/cgl/'s
>complain only about lolitas
>(You)
1/10 for making me reply i guess

[Anonymous No.9435935]

>>9435932
I'm sorry you went home a sexless virgin that weekend, friend :^)

[Anonymous No.9435937]

>>9435932
who rejected you anon?

[Anonymous No.9435940]

>>9435932
>gay planet earth
How's middle school these days?

[Anonymous No.9435944]

>>9435932
>I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU, "HEY, YOU WANNA DANCE?"
>AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DANCE

Hahaha, and here we have the real reason for this whole attention-seeking sadness.

[Anonymous No.9435946]

hahahahaha
All these butt hurt seagulls rushing in to defend themselves.
brb making popcorn, this ought to be a great thread.

[Anonymous No.9435952]

>>9435946
Did you read the OP at all anon? Read it carefully.

[Anonymous No.9435954]

>>9435946

[Anonymous No.9435957]

>>9435935
Had sex with your mom last night, """""""friend""""""" :^)

>>9435944
WHY would you feign dancing just to look cool in front of all your little internet friends? WHY?

[Anonymous No.9435960]

>>9435957
You bumped into some retarded teenagers at an anime con rave. What the hell do you expect?
>going to an anime con rave
>triggered by spergs there
Good job OP.

[Anonymous No.9435963]

Wtf do you mean by "cgls" I'm so confused.

[Anonymous No.9435965]

>>9435960
And coincidentally ALL the spergs were lolitas? By law of average, at least ONE of them must have been normal...right? Then why were every single one of them as dumb as a barnyard cow?

>>9435963
I don't know how this shitty board works. All I know is that you guys call yourselves "seagulls", but it's really more like "seacows"

[Anonymous No.9435967]

/cgl/ is the name of the board not a type of person you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.9435969]

>>9435965
You were clearly hyper-focused on the lolitas for whatever reason. I like that you also automatically assumed they were all denizens of /cgl/.

Honestly I feel like anyone over the age of 18 who is willing to go to a rave at an anime con is at least something of a sperg.

[Anonymous No.9435970]

The fursuit threads get deleted because 'boo boo they don't correlate with cgl' but then this shit stays up for hours on end
Wtf janitors

[Anonymous No.9435971]

>>9435952
Yeah I did and this thread is already a dumpster fire getting better every minute

[Anonymous No.9435976]

>>9435971
You are very easily amused, anon.

[Anonymous No.9435979]

>>9435931
>>9435932
Get out /r9k/

[Anonymous No.9435981]

>>9435967
You guys call yourselves "seagulls", it's even in your soccer thing, you lolita fucking shits

[Anonymous No.9435982]

>>9435981
Then you say seagulls and not '''/cgl/s''' you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.9435984]

>>9435981
Kek. Someone's mad they couldn't get laid

[Anonymous No.9435986]

>>9435971
it's still spring break somewhere, i guess

i mean, that "your mom" joke and the reading comprehension issues in regards to the board name is really middle school tier """ownage"""

[Anonymous No.9435988]

Whats whith the superiority over where you're standing on the dance floor. Its the dumbest shit I've ever read, you think youre better because you dance on the edges? Lmfao

[Anonymous No.9435993]

>>9435988
lol I didn't even notice that, so this is basically the inner monologue of some fat neckbeard too autistic to talk to anyone with tits
kekkity kek

[Anonymous No.9435994]

>>9435984
>>9435986
>They couldn't handle the bantz
lmao

>>9435988
We had to dance near the edge cause the "seagulls" took up the whole center of the dance floor with their inane foolishness

[Anonymous No.9435995]

>>9435986
what are you on about?
I'm just here to watch the meltdown all the fragile bitches in this board will inevitably have, as they are right now this very moment, the meltdown you yourself are even apart.

OP is a fucking tool though, don't take this to mean I agree with any of what they posted, probably Just some angry fat nerd but I did cackle reading the rant

[Anonymous No.9435998]

>>9435995
If this is your idea of a meltdown then I think you're the fragile one.

[Anonymous No.9435999]

>>9435994
>inane foolishness
so do you sort your fedoras by size or color?

[Anonymous No.9436001]

>>9435995
what i'm on about that these are some kid-tier insults and that no one is offended by them; and if you think this thread is good or fire or lit or whatever the fuck that you have the humor sense of a pre-teen that still watches pwnt compilations on youtube

also massive keks if you honest to god anyone is having a meltdown except OP

[Anonymous No.9436002]

>>9435998
/cgl/ is just so predicatable, yawn

[Anonymous No.9436003]

>>9436002
back to your swamp, shoo

[Anonymous No.9436004]

>>9435993
>>9435995
>>9435999
Lmao, lolitas are almost always 6's in the first place anyway. The fact that you immediately vilify me as some sort of Quasimodo speaks to your true lack of self-esteem.

>>9436001
Also, fuck you guys. That's a seagull RIGHT there. It's RIGHT there as your fucking mascot.

[Anonymous No.9436006]

>>9436003
>>9436004

both of you desu

[Anonymous No.9436008]

>>9436004

[Anonymous No.9436011]

>>9436004
Youre entire rant is about the lolitas having high self-esteem. while youre dacing in the corner with no self-esteem not so secretly wishing to dance in the middle if the dance floor with the lolitas.

[Anonymous No.9436012]

>>9436004
mascots 4u

[Anonymous No.9436013]

>>9436004
haw

[Anonymous No.9436015]

>>9436004
note the kawaii look of the gull

[Anonymous No.9436017]

Who let /r9k/ in?

[Anonymous No.9436019]

>>9436004
huehuehuehue

[Anonymous No.9436021]

>>9436004
>>9436019
oh wait shit fuck those are NOT SEAGULLS shit sorry op

[Anonymous No.9436022]

>>9436004

[Anonymous No.9436024]

>>9436004
lil infographic 4u

[Anonymous No.9436028]

>>9436008
>>9436012
>>9436013
>>9436015
>>9436019
Last one wasn't even a seagull, you fag

>>9436011
WHAT? How was that your take away from my story? I was probably in the top 10 for most outgoing over there. The whole REASON I even approached them was because I thought they were apprehensive about dancing and opening up, so I thought I'd be nice and let them dance with my friends. It wasn't some "Oh, lel, I dance in the corner naow because I was rejected 0w0" type of situation that you're currently describing here. And lmao, the fact that you believe people WANT to dance with you insufferable animals makes me laugh every time. I could have, if I really wanted to, danced with any number of them, but when I realized what their true, vain motives were, i backed right out of there like a snake. Dumb bird-poster.

[Anonymous No.9436029]

>>9436004
if they're only 6's at best why the fuck do you care
why did you make this thread
why are you so butthurt about this

this has to be a gull trolling, i refuse to believe there are people who beta this fucking hard

[Anonymous No.9436031]

>>9436004
this is what the rave looked like amirite op??? :^)

[Anonymous No.9436033]

>>9436028
Nice guys finish last, didn't you know that?

[Anonymous No.9436035]

>>9436028
gosh golly OP, not only do you have reading comprehension issues you also don't know how to fucking refresh a page!!! but /cgl/'s are the dumb retard faggets right op?

[Anonymous No.9436037]

>>9436031
This is what the thread looks like kek. OP is bait

[Anonymous No.9436038]

>>9436004

[Anonymous No.9436040]

>>9436038
me on the left

[Anonymous No.9436041]

>>9436004
you can bring this picture to your next show and tell :^)

[Anonymous No.9436043]

>>9436029
Because they infest all my cons and make life a pastel-colored hell for people without autism

[Anonymous No.9436044]

>>9436041
wtf why no Mr Yan hat??

[Anonymous No.9436045]

>>9436004
this one might be a bit hard to get but it's funny i swear

[Anonymous No.9436046]

>>9436043
if you're on 4chan complaining about lolitas you already have autism

[Anonymous No.9436047]

>>9436008
>>9436012
>>9436013
>>9436015
>>9436021
>>9436022
>>9436024
>>9436031
>>9436038
>>9436041
OKAY. HAHA. I GET IT. YOU POST BIRDS. IT'S VERY CUTE. SHUT THE FUG UP.

>>9436045
This one's actually kinda funny though

[Anonymous No.9436048]

>>9436004
sometimes other boards call us catty

[Anonymous No.9436049]

>>9436047
>fug
Okie dokie, then.

[Anonymous No.9436050]

>>9436004
>>9436047
sorry op, i'm in the middle of le epicc meltdown as a result of your bantz, can't stop

[Anonymous No.9436052]

>>9436049
It was an allusion to my original post, you bird-sucking drip

[Anonymous No.9436053]

>>9436052
I noticed. Any reason you like to type like a scene girl from 2009?

[Anonymous No.9436054]

>>9436047
sometimes we like to fucking party with our peli/c/an friends

[Anonymous No.9436055]

This thread gave me cancer

[Anonymous No.9436059]

>>9436053
Because I want some hot seagull poosi.

[Anonymous No.9436061]

>>9436047
maybe those autists in your story didn't want you because you didn't look like this

[Anonymous No.9436063]

This thread is unironically great now. I have done this board a massive favor.

[Anonymous No.9436064]

>>9436059
>lolitas at 6's at best
>hot seagull poosi

what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9436065]

>>9436047
>>9436055
feel free to liven it up anon!

[Anonymous No.9436067]

>>9436064
I said I want *your* hot seagull poosi, not *some* hot seagull poosi. Jesus Christ. Open your frickin' ears.

[Anonymous No.9436068]

>>9436047
>>9436063
you?

[Anonymous No.9436070]

>>9436047
/cgl/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.9436072]

>>9436067
>Because I want some hot seagull poosi.
>I said I want *your* hot seagull poosi, not *some* hot seagull poosi. Jesus Christ. Open your frickin' ears.

>some
>some

And so the confused gull entered.. The Twilight Zone, a place between reality.. and internet retardation.

[Anonymous No.9436074]

>>9436068
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.9436075]

>>9436072
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.9436077]

>>9436047
>>9436044
shitty mspaint 4u

[Anonymous No.9436078]

>>9436077
Thank you, kind anon. I'll cherish it forever.
<3

[Anonymous No.9436080]

>>9436047
>>9436074
woah!

[Anonymous No.9436082]

I hate /fa/ so much

[Anonymous No.9436083]

>>9436047
>>9436078
yw <3

[Anonymous No.9436086]

>>9436047
>>9436082
they've got great products though

[Anonymous No.9436088]

[Anonymous No.9436089]

[Anonymous No.9436090]

>>9436072
*notices bulge*

;3

[Anonymous No.9436091]

>>9436047
>>9436088
very close, that's white like a seagull but no beak or feathers :^(

[Anonymous No.9436092]

>>9436065
I WANT TO ____ THAT GULL!

[Anonymous No.9436093]

>>9436047
>>9436089
at least it's a bird???

[Anonymous No.9436096]

>>9436047
>>9436092
me too, cuddling that gull seems nice

[Anonymous No.9436098]

Have some oc

[Anonymous No.9436099]

>>9436047
i'd say this is op fishin for posts but op made it clear he's not a retard /cgl/ :^(

[Anonymous No.9436100]

>>9436096
so soft...

[Anonymous No.9436103]

>>9436047
>>9436098
nice oc fellow /cgl/!!

[Anonymous No.9436109]

>>9436098
Beddy interdasting. What an interdasting piece. How interdasting. Beddy interdasting.

>>9436099
I've always secretly loved this board. One Winterball, I shall have you, /cgl/. I shall twirl you in my arms and watch the feathers rise on your neck as I whisper into your tiny bird earhole. I shall pet the silky smoothness of your dress and play with your cheap frills until you collapse, squirming on the sheets, tender thighs pressing and squeezing against each other in a futile display of prudish innocence.

One day, /cgl/. One day.

In the meanwhile, lol. Look at these wacky birds.

[Anonymous No.9436110]

OP tried his hand at fiction and failed immediately on his research which then fucked up the rest of his story. My condolences.

[Anonymous No.9436111]

>>9436047
>>9436100
the softest

ok dear op adn thread, i gotta go sleep

hope my play by play helped you understand what a seagull is! hth :^)

[spoiler]someone else pick up my slack thanks[/sdon'texistoncgl]

[Anonymous No.9436114]

>>9436047
>>9436109
ok i lied one more because WOW lewd, you better bring your a-game if you think you can get a seagull

[Anonymous No.9436115]

>>9436103
thnx bbcakes

[Anonymous No.9436116]

>97 / 42 / 13 / 1
Gulls, it's time for bed

[Anonymous No.9436119]

>>9436116
>>9436111
that's what i said so cya tomorrow <3

[Anonymous No.9436123]

>>9436114
*blocks your path, then changes mind and unblocks your path*

;)

[Anonymous No.9436124]

>>9436119
goodnight sweet gull
<3
may you dream of your wishlist dresses

[Anonymous No.9436137]

>>9435932
> '/cgl/s'
> complaining only about lolitas
> expecting people to brag about being here or post pictures like its instagram
> automatically assuming all lolitas are from /cgl/
> being rejected at a shitty rave and being this salty about it

This thread is a mess and a mistake. Sorry you got your feelings hurt bro. Maybe next time you can find a 2/10 like yourself and maybe you'll stand a better chance of not being a hopeless asshole.

[Anonymous No.9436141]

>>9436137
This thread is great, how dare you.

[Anonymous No.9436154]

>>9436137
Fite me irl I live on 463 Jefferson street ave. America Samoa. I lift, brah, you better bring your A-game (A stands for "atomic") so it automatically becomes atomic game" lmao @ ur life, pleb

[Anonymous No.9436190]

>>9435931

You could just avoid them. It ain't that hard, anon.

[Anonymous No.9436203]

>>9436028

>I love lolitas. I hate lolitas. I love hate lolitas.
>You're stupid I'm not stupid you're stupid
>You're tired from dancing? WHATTT?? YOU DIDN'T EVEN DANCE WITH MEEEE SO IT DOESN't COUNT AS DANCING!!11!one!

[Anonymous No.9436205]

>>9436043

I'm no professional but, anon, I'm afraid you're likely to score high on the autism scale yourself. Sorry not sorry.

[Anonymous No.9436276]

LOL

>Find Anon Lolita message board
>Find Lolita Poosi
>Posts about lolita not wanting to dance with them.
>Uses lolita rejection for lolita sympathy
>Bait more Lolita Poosi
>Calls lolitas stupid -10 int -10 symp
>lolita see through plan
>another failed attempt to find lolita lover

Didn't even get through the whole story. All I hear is General Akbar. (It's a trap)