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Post all of your /cgl/ related memes and silly /cgl/ related things (golden threads,pics,...)The older the better. Beginning with a classic.
Did anyone screencap the thread where the girl made brown bath bombs, then realized they look like sharts in the tub?... or when the girl started crying because someone said "the n-word" at a con rave?... or the girl who threw a three-paragraph fit because someone farted at a tea?
>>9357807I have partyfart saved and will never ever delete it
>>9357783>... or when the girl started crying because someone said "the n-word" at a con rave?Please someone post this so I can edit it to be about Tana?
>>9357814This made me feel better to read, oh god.pic very related
>>9357830Just go fart in the bathroom. It's what I do.
>>9357783on 4chan, image macros are not synonymous with memes. board-specific threads like this are usually called "/boardletter(s)/-related humor."some common /cgl/ memes have not been made into image macros:>Dump him>No legwear>tfw no lolita gf>Kamikaze Girls (non-screenshots, think /tv/'s memetic iterations of Bane & CIA; at the very least, a pepe/wojack Momoko ought to have existed by now)>"Hi, X.">>9357807the bath bombs was a resident troll
>>9357807Here ya go.
>>9357853I fuckin screamed.
>>9357853>>9357900Babysitting flashbacks... What I've put up with for brand.
>>9357906You're a brave dedicated soul anon.
>>9357898I honestly want to watch this serie because of how funny it sounds and hpw relatable to "bitchy" lolitas it is
>>9357938Hyacinth's delusion is too real.
>>9357938It's entirely worth it, anon.
>>9357814Stories about gassy lolitas always make me chuckle
You can't have a cgl memes thread without this gem.
>>9357953What show is this?
>>9357981Keeping up appearances
>>9357974Story behind this?
>>9357985there are conflicting accounts. The one I heard was she was out with her bf and they had a fight, she hit him with the parasol and the police were called, she tried to hit them with the parasol and pic related
>>9357989I heard it was a scene from a movie (an obscure one kind of). I love hearing tjeories behind this, they can be so amusing
>>9358000This thread was a gem
>>9357974>>9357985>>9357989>>9358003The guy walking ahead of the police looks like the guy from Elementary so it might be a movie/TV episode from one of his British shows.
>>9357974Is this capsulebunny/Katie whatever her name is?
>>9357938>>9357941Lolita needs 50% more riparian suppers.
>>9357985How are there so many replies but they're all so wrong? It was from the show The Bill.
>>9358047idk where to begin with that, yan's hat at the very end or the image of beach babe spreading her legs. 10/10
>>9357982GOOD LORD my exact reaction to this bag. Rerelease just this bag AP, I'd order it in a shot.
I think this counts
I haven't seen this one around much
>>9358606Speaking of timeless lolcows
>>9358664I wish she'd marry CWC so they can make babies and we can observe them for science.
I have some still saved
>friend finally shows me Mean Girls>I now understand why /cgl/ likes Mean Girls so much
>>9358787.... you had never seen mean girls?
>>9358853I usually don't care much for old movies.
>>9357906I work on a fucking farm and come home soaked in piss with shit still in my pockets and straw in my hair.
>>9358887Good to see they let you out of the pens once in a while
>>9358887what the fuck do they make you do on that farm
>>9358883me too anon, me too.
>>9358864In what universe is Mean Girls considered old? Are you twelve?
>>9358668>tps://youtu.be/P8rp28gS5i4Unfortunately CWC is sterile now due to HRT. We will never have the ultimate cow child.
>>9358938Ignore that link. I have no idea how I accidentally put that there.
None of you birches have posted the tree-lita stuff yet. I'm leafing.
>>9359003I have tree-lita
>>9358614Love that comic
>>9358864You must br 18 to use this site. Please leave or I'm telling your mother.
>>9359398Mean Girls = 200418 year olds = 1999Not sure what 5 year olds were watching Mean Girls. That said it's a great film and they should watch it.
>>9358254the beach lady fucking kills me. the ocean, that position...it's so exaggerated but sums up those comments. I'm thinking the ouji himself created that meme collage. also, is that Voldie in a selfie with him?
>>9357807Only greentext I have, and it's ancient.
>>9357967Jessica Nigri has so many tweets about farting.
>>9358004Does anyone have the hamburger version of this? Like someone dried out some buns and attempted to make a hamburger accessory, if I remember right.
>>9359543ah a classic>I still wonder what he did to get himself arrested
>>9359707last one for now, this one's a tad cringey but still makes me laugh?
>>9359543how can you only post one of the trio?
>>9359710I feel so accomplished that this is remembered
>>9359710Amazing. This still cracks me up.
I have the center of the Lolita universe image about that Hawaiian bitch on a hardrive in the attic but it's cold up there and I'm lazy. I So have some other ones.
>>9358853A lot of things pass under my radar. I was only 11 when it came out.
>>9359235LMAO I forgot about this>>9359470Holy fuck!>>9359710That crown is beautiful.
>>9359543>>9359718>>9359719What did he do? Shoplifted at a stall or something? He looks pretty young
>>93601072006 fanime. He was removed for shop Lifting and then snuck back in and was caught ship lifting again so he was taken to the police station and charged for theft. But he was under 18 at the time so the charges pretty much had no weight since he was a minor.
>>9357814This is fucking gold holy shit
>>9359710oh my holy lord of the lord this is the most awesome thing i have ever seeeen ITS BURGERS
Hot off the feels thread. This cracked me up.
>>9367452>Derpy-chan is almost six years oldWhere does the time go?
>>9357847/cgl/ is just the back porch of Facebook.
>>9367737Fuck I remember thisshame they didn't get the other one
I have some with /fit/ and /fa/ and /a/
I dont have the original image for this one.
>>9358938>HRTWhat the fuck, are you serious? He's actually on hormones now, not just walking around with a taint=pussy?
remember when we had a fuck ton of tripfags?
>>9358190holy shit I remember this thread, shit was gold
>>9368436I kinda remember Chokelate. Speaking of old lolis whatever happened to Nana Rapeblossom? She was hot.
>>9358612I want a penis cake dress.
>>9368436Voldie still posts here.
>>9368411this was like a month ago... of course you remember it.
>>9368428It's sad that while all of these ladies have changed to some degree, Ash is still 100% accurate to this photo.
>>9368432Different anon but he's been slathering himself with estrogen cream or something akin to that as far as I know. The ripped hole in his taint is still a mystery but he's still alive.
>>9368426Good thing I do
>>9368426>>9368736I don't get it.
>>9368766She want to bang in cosplay and has been waiting for him to ask.I don't know why they're naked on the couch.
>>9368795I understood that. Is that the entire joke?
>>9368766The joke is that she's already in cosplay immediately before he even finishes the sentence.There were a lot of amusing variants too which made it funnier.
>>9368436HOLY SHITangela clayton used to post here? i have the biggest crush on her
>>9368443no /g/ ;;_;;
>>9368428I recognize J-Nigga, but who are the others?
>>9358000Hah I remember the birth of this. Glorious day
>>9378433Asherbee, Kooters, and our Queen Mother
>>9368436Which year is this from? I'm 90% sure one of them in is my comm
>>9368445she's doing modelling still last time i heard her mentionedpresumably under another namerapeblossom is kind of...
i got some old ones that i don't think have been posted yet
I have this gif of every seagulls dinner, can someone more talented /cgl/ify it (maybe some bow on the head)?
>>9381501Oh my god that was a trip
>>9381521Im the one who made the entire archive post, but Ill be damned. I can't fucking find it to post. This is all I could find in my folder. If anyone else has the archive post, pleeease post it.
>>9381576Basically, AX 2015, a chick comes on here and says she got this skirt at one of the booths that also sells cosplay outfits that are low quality. The kind that also sells Milanoo type lolita shit. She posts asking how to coord this. Gets called out for buying something ageplay looking. Says she spent $100 or so on it or a little less. I can't find my archived post about it, so I can't fully remember. I call her out, tell her she paid a lot of money for something worth $30 [in the short version she got]. Starts throwing a fit about how we are all wrong and she bought quality authentic lolita. It was a shitshow.
>>9381848THANK YOU ANON! I found my post!! Wel.. Slew of posts, but mostly the one where I capped it all. I wish In knew what folder I put the original in anyway. I don't even remember what I titled it. I forgot how much of a dick my bitch smash post was.
>>9381796Holy shit, thank you~
>>9381352>>9381341Does anyone know what either of these came from? I can't find shit.
>>9358614isn't this Lor's friend? I'm so confused
>>9358787The Heathers is superior in every way
>>9368436Angela's the only one I still keep updated on. Her seamstressing blog is super satisfying to read. Being a rich bitch sure leaves a lot of time and money to hone your craft.
>>9381345I used to wonder why looking "plain" was a bad thing, then I saw this smug bitch for the first time.
>>9358190Kek 10/10 thread
>>9359235>>9358190>tfw the best /cgl/ threads are gulls role playing silly shit