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How do I go about picking up girls at cons? I heard it's really fucking easy but I'm highly autistic.

>> No.9345513

>>9345489
Don't be a creep.
Be good looking.

>> No.9345518

>>9345489
I want to see her reply.

>> No.9345520

Don't make creepy comments. If you wouldn't say it to your mother, you probably shouldn't say it to a girl you're interested in until you know she's interested in you as well.

>> No.9345524
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9345524

>>9345513
I've heard that looks don't come into play unless you're literally either obese or an abomination
>>9345518
She never did
>>9345520
My mother and me have a lot of banter so that would be tricky on how to gauge what I'm not suppose to say to a girl

>> No.9345525

>>9345524
Looks do come into play, no matter how many people will tell you they don't. If you're looking for a one time thing, the girl is gonna need to find you/your body attractive enough to see it naked and put it inside of her.

Also, i have a pretty chill relationship with my mother as well so I get where you're coming from, but I think of it this way; if you wouldn't say it at a job interview, don't say it to someone you don't know well. Polite, funny, REALISTIC. Don't force yourself to be different, dont come at it full force.

Also, don't beat around the bush. Be direct.

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9345532

>>9345525
I've never actually been told how I look so I don't know how to really know if I'm good looking or not.

I've gotten a blow job, hand job, been on dates with 4 different girls, all average/slightly above average.

I don't know if that was all just look or me being confident or if I look good.

>> No.9345535

>>9345532
If that was all just luck*

>> No.9345537

>>9345489
At my local con, the staff offer to room girls in exchange for sex. Worked pretty well until the girls started complaining to the con chair, so he started banning the people making a fuss over it.

>> No.9345539

>>9345489
This is making me cringe so much I just want to dissapear

>> No.9345542
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9345542

>>9345539

>> No.9345549

>>9345489
>How do I go about picking up girls at cons? I heard it's really fucking easy but I'm highly autistic.
girls dont go to cons, they dont like anime or video games. sorry.

>> No.9345551

you're not autistic, you're just a cunt

>> No.9345552

>>9345549
And the ones that do and are hot are lesbians

>> No.9345560

>>9345551
What'd I do

>> No.9345684

>>9345532
Whelp. This thread has proven that you don't even know how to talk like a human on 4chan so maybe con hook ups are not for you.

>> No.9345718
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9345718

>>9345489
>I masturbate to hentai
TMI STRAIGHT UP
thats aspie /r9k/ shit. tell her you play counterstrike or whatever /v/ likes and be honest with her. Telling her what you jack it to is ... a no.

>> No.9345741

>>9345489
They're already taken and/or gay.
Sorry, anon, but that's the cold, hard truth.

>> No.9345747

Be friendly, treat us like people, and learn to take for an answer. I don't think most girls, unlike boys go to cons to find a hook up though so imo it's lower in the totem pole of things I want to do at con

>> No.9345757
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9345757

>>9345489
step one: approach girl
step two: ask if she wants to airplane (chicks love airplaning)
step three: if she says yes, pick her up as high as you can and let her pretend she is an airplane

>> No.9345775

>>9345757
I am a lesbian and want to pick up a girl at a con, how do I do it?
Also is there a way to find out if the other girl is gay so I know I'm not wasting my time?

>> No.9345776

>>9345775
Fuck I didn't mean to reply
Sorry about that airplane anon

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9345810

>>9345775
Wear this shirt.
Legit not even joking, first person I met at a con that I could confirm was gay was wearing this shirt. Granted he was a guy, but we struck up a convo about a local convention that was supposed to cater to gaymers and was pretty rad.

>> No.9345823

>>9345757
Can confirm best advice. 10/10 would work on me

>> No.9345826

>>9345718
Dunno, I would think it was pretty funny.

>> No.9345832

>>9345826
I would block the guy and screenshot the conversation to laugh at with my friends later

>> No.9345842

>>9345810
That shirt is cringeworthy. There has to be a better way to find people.

>> No.9345878

>>9345842
wear a pink triangle patch :^)