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HWC here

ask me questions so I can have an entire thread dedicated to my shitposting

I will be 100% honest unless you ask me something dumb like

>hurr wot ur address
>hurr wot husband do

>> No.9222029

>>9222025
Who's your favorite sailor scout?

>> No.9222031
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>> No.9222033
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>>9222029
moon or Venus

chibi-usa's design is cutest tho

>>9222031
that's not a question

>> No.9222038

>>9222033
What is your opinion on AP shoehorning crosses into everything?

>> No.9222043

>>9222038
I have Holy Lantern, Celestial, milky cross but after that it's sort of like

really?

this newest one isn't bad but I don't like it personally for my style

Cecilia Cross and Charlottes Bear can fucking die in a fire tho

especially Charlottes Bear

F U C K that print

>> No.9222048

Do you know other lolitas or socialize with them? There aren't so many informal lolita events there, right, mostly just brand parties and fashion shows?

Also, what do both you and ALSO other Japanese lolitas HONESTLY think of Chinese brands? Bodyline? Replicas?

>> No.9222054

>>9222048
I used to have a pretty close friend who was also into Lolita but she got fat and turned into a bitch so I dropped her like a sack of cancer after a while

I want a girl who I can guide through Lolita and be her Lolita big sister tho

I miss that

I don't know of any informal Lolita events off the top of my head

>Chinese brands
me: wouldn't be caught dead
others: varies like in the west because different people have different values and trains of thought

>bodyline
me: I actually like one of their prints but I don't own anything else from them
others: they will have bodyline shoes but lie about where they got them saying they don't remember or something that I've noticed

>replicas
me: garbage
others:garbage

Japanese value quality so replicas are seen as embarrassing

>> No.9222065

>>9222054
So how do Japanese lolitas socialize these days? Just at the larger events, online and meeting friends? No 'comms' etc?

Where do Japanese lolitas post most online?
Do they like Misako a lot still or someone newer?

>> No.9222070

>>9222025
>HWC
???????

>> No.9222073

>>9222065
m8 I'm starting to think ur just using me to get an inside peek at Japan

rude

>>9222070
hi newfag

I am housewife-chan

a daily Lolita japanese housewife

>> No.9222080

>>9222073
Does your husband make you call him daddy? What sort of lewd stuff do you like?

>> No.9222081

>>9222073
>newfag because you couldn't care less about random attention whores
Okay. Sure. Enjoy your weird thread.

>> No.9222083

Will you ever give up wearing lolita? If so, when?
Since the fashion has been around a while, do you see older lolitas there or do they give it up?

>> No.9222084

>>9222080
>Does your husband make you call him daddy?

he actually really hates that and if he's being annoying I'll call him that

>What sort of lewd stuff do you like?

gross

b-baka

>>9222081
seriously? people can't shut up about me

nice try

>> No.9222086

>>9222083
>Will you ever give up wearing lolita? If so, when?

probably not

I feel most confident in it and I've loved it for years

>Since the fashion has been around a while, do you see older lolitas there or do they give it up?

I see a few now and then but it's uncommon for older women to wear it in public

I am sure there are plenty who wear it in their homes!

>> No.9222089

>>9222073
You said ask anything and I admit, I am interested in lolitas in Japan and how we western ones differ, it is hard to find info.

It's related though because you are a Japanese lolita. Don't be offended. I've also asked about you.

>> No.9222090

>>9222089
the western idea of comms isn't as prevalent

most posting goes on social media just like the west

I've always hated misako

she looks like a saggy old bulldog so I dunno

even tho I like the design of favorite ribbon I would never own it because misako is gross

>> No.9222092

>>9222090
Which lolita models do you like? What do you think of other Japanese fashions such as Gyaru and Larme?

>> No.9222093

>>9222084
I have absolutely never heard of housewife-chan and never saw anyone mention housewife-chan.

You're not even on fannyrosie's level and you're actually in Japan, are you even trying

>> No.9222097

>>9222092
I don't really follow models or anything

I dislike gyaru because they're dirty looking skanks who look like they are drowning in makeup

I love the way what the west calls larme looks but I don't like feeling sexy so I don't wear it

I will wear uchuu kei because I am a fucking slut for space stuff

>>9222093
I don't know where you've been for the past year

>> No.9222098

>>9222093
She's been here for like a year, bringing her up is a bannable offense, and there's even a lolcow thread about her. How have you not heard of her?

>> No.9222099

>>9222097
What's your favorite space themed print?

>> No.9222100

>>9222099
Melty Sky or Dreamy Planetarium

the transparent sleeves on the OP for Melty Sky stole my heart

I also really like Misty Sky but it's not my favorite

>> No.9222102

>>9222097
Aha, that explains maybe. HWC is a little uchuujin? :^)

>> No.9222104

>>9222102
fucking rude

jk

it's a joke that I'm an alien among husband and friends

I have very large eyes

husband is also a slut for space stuff

>> No.9222105

Have you seen any western lolitas that you think look nice? Be honest.

>> No.9222107

>>9222105
yes but I wish like 99% of them would lose weight

>> No.9222108

>>9222104
See, it is not so hard to tease you and you aren't upset. Why do people flip their shit so much over what you post? It's not so bad, it's a lot of sacasm, stereotype and parody.

>> No.9222109

>>9222108
because /cgl/ is filled with disagreeable autists who can't detect sarcasm and 90% of my humor is sarcasm

>> No.9222110

>>9222107
Even with a lot of lolita girls in Japan often considered to be debu-chans? We are fatter still? Ouch. But probably true.

>> No.9222113

>>9222098
Even a cursory Google search for lolcow and housewife-chan didn't bring up anything, only an article on some girl claiming to be 13 and trolling Facebook apparently and some other unrelated stuff.

Has Lolita gotten this slow in the past year? Bad releases, waning interest, people growing out of it? Is CGL going the way of Mary Magdalene?

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>>9222110
yeah

japan has a lot of fat girls in Lolita but I don't see any on the same level of fat as western ones can get

it's unfortunate but I cant police everyone's eating habits

I just wish I could find a cute lolita friend who would take care of her weight and will go shopping with me but they're all so damn chubby

>> No.9222117

What is your hair like?

>> No.9222118

>>9222117
down to my belly button

espresso color

blunt bangs

>> No.9222123

>>9222114
What is your height/weight?
How chubby is 'too chubby'?

>> No.9222125

>>9222123
167/48.5~

haven't weight myself in a few days

could be a bit different

>how chubby is too chubby

any chubby

except husband

husband used to be chubby and I wanted to pinch his cheeks

but it wasn't healthy so I'm glad he's not chubby cheeks any more

even if they did make me die inside from happiness

>> No.9222127

>>9222125
So you are a taller than most Japanese women and thinner than average?
Your BMI is classified as underweight.

>> No.9222128

...How do you guys not get that this is some obese landwhale marooned somewhere in the middle of Kansas who has probably never touched brand in her life.

You're just reading the fantasies of someone who is very bored, and I cannot believe some of you are dumb enough to fall for it on no other merit than 'it's on the internet so it must be true.'

>> No.9222132

>>9222127
I'm not full Japanese

>>9222128
yeah I'm sure the average person would love severe anxiety problems and fantasize about them am I rite

they'd also love being stuck at home with nothing to do all day

and worrying about their teeth rotting from anxiety vomiting

>> No.9222133

>>9222128
Why do you care either way?

>> No.9222134

>>9222128
i kinda believe this too, but real or not it's a convincing character and i applaud you for your effort so carry on

>> No.9222136

Do you shave daily?

>> No.9222137

>>9222128
It's been too consistent and has spread across many boards for multiple years for me to think that it's just a troll. I think it's just a mentally ill girl who doesn't know how to socialize with real people so she goes to 4chan to brag about what she actually likes about her life.

>> No.9222138

Who Was Phone

>> No.9222139

>>9222136
I don't need to shave daily so no

>>9222138
are you going to ask this every thread?

>> No.9222140

Why troll? I mean, you clearly like lolita enough, especially to stick around here, no matter what you say. You do understand this is the only decent English and anonymous board for lolita on the internet, right?

Also, legitimate question, are you autistic or do you have aspergers?

>> No.9222142

>>9222140
because it's fun

I haven't been diagnosed with anything but anxiety related issues

I will joke that I'm autism but I'm not actually diagnosed as autism

>> No.9222143

>>9222132
If tumblr is any indication -- yes. The latest trend seems to be romanticism of illnesses and disorders for special snowflake and pity status

>> No.9222153

>>9222143
well seeing as I shit on tumblr and everything it stands for in like every single post I've ever made while expressing distress for my anxiety it sure does seem like you're reaching pretty hard

I get that you don't believe

you have the right not to believe

but maybe use an argument that makes sense

I personally don't care if you think I'm lying because people will believe what they will and I have 0% obligation to prove myself when I KNOW people will try and hunt me down if I do

the fact of the matter is I value my safety more than I value you beilving me

>> No.9222154

>>9222128
I don't find it convincing at all, either. It's just your average 4chan shit.

It's painfully obvious how stereotypical and fake is this character, but it's funny how people believe it's true. I guess it gives a little happiness to her life, so good for her.

>> No.9222159

>>9222142
/cgl/ doesn't lend itself well to the spammy shitposting nature of other boards, though. If you care so little, you should just leave and be with "japanese lolitas".

Also, how do we know this is even you? Trip or gtfo.

>> No.9222160

>>9222154
I don't think it's all that much of a stereotype if you look past the massive amounts of sarcasm she throws out. This is someone who insults larger people when there is a crowd who will react but will turn around and say "I don't actually hate them, they just aren't healthy." when someone shows they are trying to make actual conversation with her.

>> No.9222161

>>9222159
my trip is banned you little shit

I come here because I'm a Lolita and know how to provoke other lolitas very well

plus I don't want to be with just any Japanese Lolita? I want a Lolita friend sure but I'm picky as fuck and for the most part don't like women as friends

you all are catty as fuck and you are an excellent example of it

>> No.9222164

She seems intellectually fine but socially not so much. Maybe she is using her posts here to see people's reactions to test how awkward she is when she expresses herself uncensored.

Also, shitposting is diverting and a bit addicting so there's that. But its a bad habit.

>> No.9222165

>>9222164
get out of my head you fucking faggot

>> No.9222166

>>9222161
No it's not. If you have your magic dynamic IP, you can conjure up a new one just for this thread. You're just not who you say you are.

>> No.9222169

>>9222166
you're either an idiot or new

your trip is bannable seperate from your IP

>> No.9222170

>>9222159
Not her but Japanese lolitas don't meet for group activities a lot or form a lot of comms there plus, she has anxiety. Somewhat housebound I'm guessing unless she can go out with someone she trusts.

>> No.9222171

>>9222165
Don't be mad, just my guess. I'm not trying to define you.

>> No.9222172

>>9222171
you forgot to factor in my husbands job and not being able to make actual friends easily because of it

>> No.9222173

>>9222169
If you say so, HWC.

>> No.9222174

>>9222173
you sound unintelligent and it's making me feel bad for you

stop it so I can be mad at you

>> No.9222176

>>9222174
Oh, did we hit a nerve?

>> No.9222177

>>9222172
Why does his job keep you from making friends?

>> No.9222178

>>9222176
no I'm just really bored and feel bad for picking on someone who's actually dumb so stop being dumb so I can pick on you

I like to be challenged

>> No.9222179

>>9222177
he's in the public eye and I'm slightly paranoid that anyone who wants to be my friend would just try and use that friendship to know him

>> No.9222180

>>9222154
Yeah, I see your point.

Every lie is based in some truth, the only thing that sounds believable is a personality disorder like anxiety. Everything else about being half, being in Japan, having a Japanese husband, having constant access to brand, not having to work is just the fantasy of someone who is very sad that the most exciting place they ever visited was a barn dance five farms down.

She can't get brand because she's too poor, she's not pretty enough to run a successful blog where people will contact her so she has no way to insert herself into any community.

So she builds up this elaborate persona and backstory to make herself the centre of attention. Other lonely chicks also want to live vicariously and this story gives them a way to do it: She's in the country they want to be with the life they want, but she has an anxiety disorder which makes her just relatable enough to obese nerdy chicks who never spoke in High School.

This is all some basic, basic shit, how do you guys not get this? She's just like the rest of you but she made her sad fantasies public, and because you guys so desperately want it to be true, you follow her story because it feeds your own fantasies.

Except this is a remarkably bad story and it is so blatant. I don't get how you can have such little self awareness of yourselves.

>> No.9222181

Beyond that there are so many posts that people flag as HWC but that probably aren't. At this point calling a post you disagree with/that offends you HWC is like the new "nice selfpost" or "hi, ___" basically a meme

>> No.9222182

>>9222181
if mods would let me keep my trip you would know it was me and people who didn't want to hear my shit could filter me but mods are no fun allowed faggots

tell you what


when my trip is unbanned I'll reply to this very post

>> No.9222183

>>9222182
I'd like that. For the record I don't mind your presence on this board at all, I think it's kind of fun. Probably because we both think menhera is a stupid fashion.

>> No.9222184

>>9222180
I'd like you to explain the trail of posts that are obviously her that came before her shitposting sprees on /cgl/ if this is the case. All the way back to 2014. It was only earlier this year did she come into the spotlight but there are posts by her that preceded that.

>> No.9222185

>>9222178
I actually think you're so dumb you don't even know how to trip. I'm not just being a "catty bitch" saying that.

>> No.9222186

>>9222128
Reminds me of Frances.

>> No.9222187

>>9222183
will do fampai

>>9222185
if you have to say you aren't being a catty bitch you are probably being a catty bitch

here's a stupid bullshit trip for you

>> No.9222189

>>9222187
What originally got you into Lolita?

>> No.9222191

>>9222180
Ok then how does she know things that someone who hasn't lived in Japan or visited several times know? Several of us have tested her on these topics.

Dumb cows who just pretend to wear lolita also have knowledge gaps from lack of experience. If it was easy to do, every fake lolita would be like this and we usually spot and ignore the fakes here due to them tripping themselves up by not knowing things or offering bad advice.

I don't think HWC has a glam life, I think she's very lonely sometimes. I don't pity her because she's feisty though and that's good.

>> No.9222192

>>9222186
Off topic, but who was Frances?

>> No.9222193

>>9222191
desu let them think this

it just makes them look stupid to people who can think for themselves and buy into muh everyone I don't like is fat and ugly meme

>> No.9222194

>>9222192
Frances was a long term troll obsessed with pantyhose. She dates all the way back to the livejournal days and still tears her weird head from time to time

>> No.9222195

>>9222184
There is no time limit on being a lonely, pathetic, basement dweller.

Of course her story is ancient and consistent, she has nothing else to do and nowhere to go. This life she's made up is what she lives for, it's her dream life. It's probably the only thing keeping her from killing herself if she hasn't already tried.

>> No.9222196

>>9222193
don't buy into* sorry am distracted and retarded

I'm trying to breed a shiny and it's not going well

>> No.9222197

>>9222195
believe it or not despite my constant telling people to kill themselves I don't believe in suicide

life sucks sometimes and you just have to deal with it

>> No.9222198

>>9222195
If you really think she's a troll you'd be better off ignoring this thread instead of feeding the shark, anon. Let us have our fun.

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>>9222114
HW-chan, don't you think you're projecting a bit? I'm underweight too, or so you claim, and I never understood fatty hate. Sure, I don't enjoy looking at them, but I don't actively hate on them anonymously.
I've noticed it's not uncommon for someone fat to hate on someone even fatter, since it makes them feel good about themselves. It's a staple of projection. Haven't you ever had weight issues?

>> No.9222201

>>9222191
>it just makes them look stupid to people who can think for themselves and buy into muh everyone I don't like is fat and ugly meme

Seriously?

Also, the internet is a big place. There are more ways than google to find the answers to questions people throw at you on a forum.

>> No.9222202

>>9222199
Anorexics do that too though anon

Plus a lot of her posts just seem like hyperbole

>> No.9222203

>>9222199
I've said many times I don't actually HATE fatties but I shitpost it for shits n gigs because it gets the most reactions by far

if I hated fat people I wouldn't have married someone who was chubby when we first met

I'm afraid of getting fat myself but that's more of a me wanting to be forever qt than I've ever had issues with it before

I like to call it prevention paranoia

>> No.9222206

>>9222198
>Let us have our fun.

I think this is actually the saddest post in this thread. This is someone's idea of fun on a Friday night.

HWC is by far not the saddest thing in this thread.

>> No.9222207

>>9222206
>having fun is sad

who are you to dictate what a person finds fun?

like just because they don't subscribe to your particular brand of fun their lives are sad?


ffs

>> No.9222209

HWC, do you have any social media you're popular on? Or are you just a lolita nobody even online?

>> No.9222210

>>9222209
can't have social media because of husbands job

I'd probably get banned from whatever I had if I did because I cannot fucking resist provoking people online

I make one sarcastic joke and then a bunch of autists who missed the point chime in and then it all goes to shit and I love it

>> No.9222211

>>9222210
What do you mean a bunch of autists too? Did you get posted or something in a thread before you were known as HWC?

>> No.9222212

>>9222206
It's not Friday night where I live. But you just outed yourself as being in this thread policing random anons on your Friday night. Sad.

>> No.9222213

>>9222211
I don't have social media

how am I going to get posted here?

I have never had a picture of me posted on /cgl/

but I have posted a few floords and each time they've recieved positive feedback

>>9222212
kek

>> No.9222214

>>9222212
lol 'policing'

>> No.9222215

>>9222214
she should have used "throwing a hissy fit over"

seriously

can you calm your hate boner?

>> No.9222216

>>9222214
Oh no I used a bad word, sorry 4chan cop

Hope I didn't trigger you

>> No.9222217

>>9222212
Hey, at least I have the common decency to be ashamed of it.

>> No.9222218

>>9222213
In all honestly, I think you should. I was kind of a lone lolita for a bit and it helps you feel more connected. Plus, if you post on the english side and not the japanese, who will really know, even your husband?

>> No.9222219

>>9222217
I don't think hypocrites have common decency


>>9222218
he's a public figure

someone will know

plus you know

even if they didn't by now if some super qt half Japanese thin girl starts posting her 100% AP coords they're gonna know it's me

all I want is a Lolita friend who can spend time with me and I'll buy her shit

but I'm paranoid she'll be weird about husband

>> No.9222222

>>9222218
If she's the wife of someone in the public eye, she can't post her face anyway much less her real name. Face matching from photos etc. It would be a bad reflection on him if his wife is outed as a shitposting troll, Japanese keep that shit secret a lot better.

>> No.9222223

>>9222222
it's a shame

I want to rub how pretty I am in my hateboner followers faces

but I can't risk husbands job being compromised

>> No.9222224

(Spoiler alert: her totally famous husband is a wealthy politician or actor who saw her bootiful uniq half face from across the room and like shoujou bubbles glittered in the background and his heart went all doki doki becuz she was so much more bootiful and uneeq than all those boring asian japanese girls and he bought her everything she wanted but like she said they couldn't be together due to her crippling social anxiety but he was all don't you see you're beautiful on the inside that's all I need and then he gave her his black card and she bought all the best brand ever and all the people were so jeluz of her which made her anxiety worse her life is hard)

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>>9222222
Those sextuples

>> No.9222226

>>9222223
I don't think this is true.

>> No.9222227

>>9222223
lol shocking

>> No.9222229

>>9222224
not a politician or actor

didn't see me from across the room

I approached him

took years to get together because that's how actual relationships work

>>9222226
just because you don't want it to be true doesn't make it any less true

>> No.9222230

>>9222226
No one is right

Nothing is solid

Nothing can be held in my hands for long

>> No.9222231

>>9222225
Must mean truth, sempai, I'm just 2 sixy.

How did you meet hubs, HWC? How much is he gone and why don't you go with him more?

>> No.9222232

>>9222229
>actual
nothing here is 'actual' though at least be entertaining

>> No.9222233

>>9222231
at a cafe

started a conversation because that's what normal people do instead of staring at eachother from across the room making googly eyes at eachother

depends on the year, this year was bad so he was traveling every other month until August was over


>>9222232
do you not know how relationships work? you don't jump right in and say HEY UR HOT WANNA B MURRIED

>> No.9222236

>>9222231
he is very busy traveling overseas as a male model to pay for Japanese medical school

>> No.9222237

>>9222223
>>9222219
Why are you lying about this?

>> No.9222238

>>9222233
you're getting boring this made up story needs more zazz

What say you cgl, should they be long lost siblings or something? Ex wife with amnesia? Maybe he's a politician who is ALSO a vampire

>> No.9222239

>>9222236
he doesn't travel over seas and

>almost 40
>male model

kek

>>9222237
I'm not, you just believe I am based on your own experiences and perception of the world

there is nothing I am willing to do that will convince you

so my question is why are you so obsessed with me if I'm lying?

>> No.9222240

>>9222238
real life is boring sometimes

sorry my life isn't entertaining to you?

>> No.9222243

>>9222233
Aha, just after the national election fuss settled then, haha.

>> No.9222244

>>9222243
he's not a politician

someone's guessed it before

not in this thread tho

>> No.9222245

>>9222239
boring

He's actually like 22 and is the heir to a famous global conglomerate but aside from being super hot he is also like super brilliant and is like super young for a ceo but other ceos are jealous of how awesome he is so they constantly scheme to bring him down so HWC has to keep her identity secret or else the public humiliation could make her husband lose his job

Okay cgl he needs tragic backstory that can only be fixed with HWC's love

Where do we stand on him being secretly a vampire? We could make him a vampire attorney but I wouldn't want our fake story to plagiarise from a KDrama

>> No.9222246

>>9222244
I was guessing lawyer with political aspirations. But everything here is just speculation. If he was an actor or entertainer him being away would be a good thing. More gigs.

>> No.9222247

>>9222246
him going away could be good for a job yeah

not for me getting fucked senseless tho

that's the real issue

not a lawyer either

>> No.9222249

>>9222245
No, she said he bought his dad a Porsche. And his family lives in the north so not feeling like urban prosperity/family money there.

>> No.9222250

>>9222247
Why don't you travel with him?

>> No.9222252

>>9222249
I think you may have dyslexia

Nagano is where we are both from

>>9222250
because he's traveling for his job and having a significantly younger woman clinging to his arm clad in Lolita would look odd

>> No.9222253

>>9222246
Ooh, yeah, entertainer. How about a JPop star whose band suffered a tragic falling out?

He was distraught, lost. He gambled, drank and ate away his woes. So he's out of shape, everyone ignores him or makes fun of him.

Except for HWC.

Having suffered from anxiety, she didn't care about what state he was in. She didn't know he was an ex JPop star (maybe an ex had tried to use him?) but she saw his inner beauty and felt he was a kindred soul.

The love of HWC inspired him to get his life around. As his ex band mates fall into oblivion, his old agent sees him on the streets and is shocked by his recovery. He makes him a job offer on the spot.

But now husband-kun's rising stardom means he's constantly away on tour, leaving poor HWC all alone at home, feeling forgotten as her husbands career rises back from the ashes like a leather clad Phoenix with poofy hair.

>> No.9222254

>>9222253
didn't I already say marrying an entertainer would be dumb as fuck?

>> No.9222255

>>9222254
shut up your story is as boring as it is fake we're trying to help you out here show a little gratitude

>> No.9222256

>>9222253
Yeah, this is where HWC lost me in her story too. It's just such a blatant lie.

>> No.9222257

>>9222256
I can understand wanting to ground your lie with some realism, but that's no excuse for not having some fun with it.

>> No.9222258

>>9222255
I get that you don't like me and desperately wish my life isn't as it is but that won't make it true

the only reason you could hate me is my shitposting and here you are also shitposting

I get that you need something to thrash against but FFS

>>9222256
I mean, Im saying he's not an entertainer

is that what you're saying is a blatant lie? because if so lol k

>> No.9222260

>>9222258
You knows you'll never get anywhere as a storyteller if you can't learn to take a little bit of criticism.

I'd be interested on your input: What if he were a JPop singer AND a vampire? There's no reason we can't work together here.

>> No.9222261

>>9222246
Entertainer of some kind would be a reason why HWC might be afraid of female friends trying to get to him by pretending to be her friend. But part of this all makes me laugh because I think age gap marrages and bird woman housewives are more common in Japan. Male actors and musicians there almost pretend NOT to be married so their female fans will still love them. They hide heir wives away from the public.

>> No.9222262

>>9222260
you accuse my life of being boring and here you are just recycling memes

I hope you at least get the irony

>> No.9222264

>>9222261
>deny something
>people keep at it

k

>> No.9222265

>it finally has a tripcode

Wonderful. Everyone remembers what to do now like the way we handled tripfags back in 2011, yeah?

>> No.9222268

>>9222265
I've had a trip code before this but mods banned it

>> No.9222269

>>9222261
Ooooh, good point.

Okay, so. What if! One of his most crazed fans discovers HWC's identity?

She finds her posts where HWC mentions being lonely and wanting a friend to be a Lolita with.

Sensing an opportunity to get close to Husband-kun, Fan-Chan buys a bunch of stuff from HWC's favourite brands and waits for the opportunity to 'accidentally' bump into her.

She reaches out to HWC and pretends to be excited about finally finding another Lolita. Shyly she admits that she's always wanted a Lolita friend, and unknowingly, HWC walks straight into the trap.

HWC thinks she's finally found a friend, but in reality, she's just now opened herself up to one of husband-kun's most cunning and devious fans who will stop at nothing to take husband-kun all to herself!

>> No.9222271

>>9222261
I'm kind of amused by this because she's self-aware she's just caged in.

>> No.9222272

>>9222271

I keep saying he's not an entertainer but you guys are so desperate for a witch hunt

>> No.9222273

>>9222269
Funny. But HWC swallows, likes the D and keeps hubby-kun happy, she's not stupid.

>> No.9222274

>>9222268
>thinking we don't know you ban evade
Reporting you isn't what's being implied by that post, there is something far worse in store and it involves depriving you of all attention.

As for the rest of you
>actually believing she's married
>actually believing she lives in Japan
>actually believing her husband is an anybody
Fools.

>> No.9222275

>>9222272
I never said your husband was some super famous entertainer, politician, whatever else you claim is worthy of hiding you away.

>> No.9222276

>>9222274
>I'm worried about you reporting me

that's not what I was saying

if you actually read the thread you'd know I put on this trip just to satisfy an Autist who insisted I didn't know how to trip

I won't use this trip after this thread

>> No.9222277

>>9222274
I think what is true:
>she's mixed race
>she's a sad caged wife of some old man
>isn't actually cute
>actually fat and/or has an eating disorder

>> No.9222278

>>9222275
you replied to a post that the entirety of was just them shitposting of how I'm married to an entertainer

I've only denied people's theories on what he does

never claimed anything but he is in the public eye

>> No.9222279

Okay I've gotta go to bed but don't let me down, CGL.

We've got
Reborn JPop Star
CEO in a cut throat environment where everyone wants to topple him
Male Model
Attorney Who May Or May Not Be a Vampire

Where else can we take this? I feel like all this has been done before, how can we make this new?

We also haven't explored him being a world famous secret agent, or the reincarnation of a vengeful swordsman.

>> No.9222280

>>9222277
She's anorexic/bulimic.

>> No.9222281 [DELETED] 

Quick question.

Did you by chance post in the current Daily Fashion Shots thread?

>> No.9222282

>>9222281
[redacted]

>>9222280
dank memes

>> No.9222283
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9222283

>this thread
Keep going, this is great

>> No.9222284 [DELETED] 

Have you by chance posted a photo(s) on the 'Daily Fashion Shots' thread?

>> No.9222285

>>9222283
>shitposting is great

yes

it is

this is exactly what I encourage in people

>> No.9222286

>>9222284
I answered your question the first time u lil shit

>> No.9222289

>>9222273
So what if fan-chan then tries to come between them? Like could she make a fake article about husband-Kuhn sleeping with thai ladyboys and getting some sort of VD so HWC doesn't want to touch his (what she believes is) rotting dangle?

I mean, I think it could work, but it's just not kawaii you know??

>> No.9222291

>>9222289
>I would believe anyone over husband

senpai you don't get me at all

>> No.9222293 [DELETED] 

Well, since women are catty, no one will figure it out.