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9220917 No.9220917[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

are you up for round three?

everyone's favorite shitposter reporting in


ask me shit and I'll answer 100% honestly unless it's something like "hurr what's your full name and address"

>> No.9220918

>>9220917
Why on earth did you pick galacticbuttholeleakage-chan as your trip?

>> No.9220919

>>9220918
because I like space and I'm not mature at all with humor

>> No.9220925

What does your husband do?

>> No.9220926

>>9220925
[redacted]

>> No.9220929

>>9220926
I am disappointed that you didn't respond with something sex related. :c

You said you're a sweet lolita for the most part, yeah? If you could have only 3 colours in your wardrobe, which would you pick?

What was your most disappointing purchase/present?

>> No.9220932

I'm killing myself some time next year; do you know have any ideas for a cute death coord? I'm not really into Gothic lolita so may just go for that dark sweet lolita vibe that has like chocolate skeletons or some crap.

>> No.9220934

>>9220929
mint
pink
ivory

I would say probably a wig

I never wear wigs and my hair is really long so I don't know why I bought it

>>9220932
save up and buy CTP and stain it with your blood

one less CTP out there


you'll do the world a great service

don't actually kys tho

>> No.9220949

Why did you name your cat Vantablack?

>> No.9220951

>>9220949
because my husband is an edgey emokid wannabe

>> No.9220966

who was phone?

>> No.9220969

Rate your husband from one to ten.

>> No.9220971

Will you buy Cat's Tea Party for me if I promise not to upload photos anywhere?

>> No.9220972

>>9220966
husband

>>9220969
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10


those dimples
those hands
those lips
that jawbone
that height

unf

waterfall in my panties
>>9220971
no

CTP is my most hated dress

>> No.9220974

>>9220972
I'm a hermit, so that's one less CTP you're at risk of seeing. Think about it

>> No.9220976

>>9220974
if you film yourself peeing on it I might

I don't wanna see your vag but the pee must be hitting the CTP

>> No.9220981

>>9220976
I triple pinky swear to take a video of me peeing on CTP if you buy it for me

>> No.9220982

>>9220981
well then we may have a deal

>> No.9220985

>>9220982
Thanks, housewifechan-chan. You're the best.

>> No.9220988

>>9220985
>housewifechan-chan

you are triggering my autism