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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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9218023 No.9218023[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How does one get a cute cosplay girlfriend? Online dating? Cons?

>> No.9218038

step one:
Don't be thirsty. so many dudes are pathetic and thirsty, by simply not being thirsty you stand out

Step two:
have at least 2 out of these three things
>money (could be simply having a job, or parents money)
>looks
>good personality

the better you are at two of those things, the better quality girl you can get. no one likes to admit that they dont have all 3, but trust me, most people (myself included) only have 2

Step three:
meet a lady and hit it off, there's no secret formula for doing this because every person likes to be approached differently. don't hit on girls while they're working though.

Step four
obtain Gf, if she's nerdy talk to her about cosplay, hell, funding and helping her with her next cosplay might actually help you get your dick wet.

>> No.9218043

>>9218038
How does one not be thirsty? What are signs of being thirsty ?

>> No.9218049

>>9218043
Take everything that you are doing and do the opposite

>> No.9218050

>>9218043
Making posts like this

>> No.9218053

>>9218049
So stop exercising, stop playing vidya, fail at school, and quit my job?

>> No.9218075

>>9218053
No, by not being a smartass to people who are genuinely trying to help you. Now fuck off to /adv/ already.

>> No.9218078

>>9218043
When your primary motivation of getting to know someone and be friends with them is because you want to get in ttheir pants or into a relationship.

>> No.9218082

>>9218038
>has job
>looks decent
>nice loveable sarcastic asshole type personality
>no gf
:')

>> No.9218083

It will never happen, OP.
Just give up.

Face it, life will never give you what you want. No matter how confident you are, how hard you try, how motivated you are, and how much effort you're willing to out in, you'll never get what you want. That's just the nature of how life works.

The sooner you realize this, the better. I plan on killing myself soon and you should too if you're smart. Life is an uphill struggle and it only gets worse.

>> No.9218084

>>9218082
>lovable sarcastic asshole
there's your problem

>> No.9218087

>>9218023
stopping in /cgl/ to take a look

why are you asking women for advice on finding a girlfriend? do you ask fish how to catch fish?

and why ask women on a tibet shadow puppet forum? literally the lowest of the low. men have an excuse to be here.

>> No.9218089

>>9218084
But if I didn't have my witty jokes I feel like I'd be boring and nobody likes boring

>> No.9218092

>>9218087
>men have an excuse to be here

what?

>> No.9218095

>>9218089
Perhaps you are the only person who appreciates your wit

>> No.9218098

>>9218089
if you recognize your own jokes as witty, they probably aren't witty

im a cute cosplay/lolita grill and dry as a desert rn. be humble and stop trying to hard

>> No.9218105

>>9218082
>nice loveable sarcastic asshole type personality
I wouldn't make that part stand out at all. Girls can be into that but if you don't save that for the odd occasion, or later in the relationship when you get comfortable with each others ideas of insecurities, you are just going to be incredibly repellent.

>> No.9218113

>>9218082
>nice loveable sarcastic asshole type personality
this is what women love even if they won't admit it, but chances are you're not actually that.
don't think of it as "women love to be treated like shit" think of it as "women like men who don't give a shit about other peoples opinions"

>> No.9218115

>>9218082
You probably don't look nearly as good as you think, and "lovable sarcastic asshole" is never honest. You're probably an actual asshole.

>> No.9218117

>>9218082
Reality check
You're probably a loser who works at a gas station and probably the type of person to neg a girl thinking that that shit actually works
Just stop trying so hard and you'll be fine

>> No.9218118

>>9218087
Get out of here r9k

>> No.9218120

>>9218082
how much money?
post face
and you've already proved you're an insecure beta

why are you so surprised you have no gf

>> No.9218131
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9218131

>>9218082
>probably doesnt make effort to meet anyone
>probably has high standards
>personality is shit

you CAN get a gf if you have looks and a job, but if youre standards are higher than the girls you can obtain, thats your own damn fault.

I'm sure you can attract some fine women who frequent Walmart ;)

>> No.9218143

>>9218098
>im a cute cosplay/lolita grill
Also, never describe yourself like that, looks are subjective

>> No.9218158
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9218158

>>9218105
This isn't my entire personality...
>>9218113
Even though I joke around I don't cross lines that aren't supposed to be crossed
I know my limits of what I can and can't say around people, if you're gonna make a joke you have to know you're audience
>>9218115
I'm not an actual asshole but that's just my opinion, I feel no matter how chill and nice you are, somebody probably thinks you're an asshole
>>9218117
I don't work at a gas station and I might try hard but is there really anything wrong with "trying" to do something? And I don't neg, I just go and talk to someone like everyone else trying to meet new people
>>9218120
On average about 300$ a week
And I'm not really surprised just kinda disheartened
>>9218131
I make an effort to try and meet new people pretty often and not necessarily to try and make a life long relationship or whatever but just because I like to meet new people. And when it comes to dating I'm pretty accepting of everyone and really as long as you take care of yourself I probably think you're cute..

>> No.9218169 [DELETED] 

>>9218158
Sorry for the shit posts about my lame ass bullshit I'll get back to chugging my bleach

>> No.9218171

>>9218075
>actually expected someone to take incredibly vague advice seriously.

>>9218098
>if you recognize your own jokes as witty, they probably aren't witty
What does this mean?

Also, yea, literally anyone who is single is definitely single for a reason, no well off good looking people have ever been single /s

>> No.9218184

>>9218158
you ugly af, bruh.

>> No.9218187

>>9218158
also $300 a week ain't shit. that's how much i made working part time in retail back when i was in high school... and $300 was BEFORE my sales commission.

>> No.9218188

>>9218023
don't, just don't op. Trust me, it never works out.

>> No.9218190

>>9218158
...Are you 12?

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9218194

I mean what did I expect
I did this to myself
Welp back to chugging my bleach

>> No.9218198

>>9218158
glad we cleared up why you're single lol

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9218211

>>9218087
I'm really concerned that you think dating is analogous to fucking fishing.

>> No.9218214

>>9218113
I am woman and I may like assholes...just not the personality type
>if you get my drift.

>> No.9218219

1. Take a shower
2. Wash your face regularly
3. Work out. Even if it's just going for a jog.
4. Don't over eat.
5. Learn basic social skills.
6. Brush your teeth

Profit!

All this shit about having money is bull. The two guys who got most action in my group were poor as balls with no good prospects.

They were, however, in shape, well groomed and were simply fun to be around. Don't be afraid to goof around and make jokes. If you really like a series, don't be afraid of talking about it. Just ask yourself 'would I like to hang around someone like me?' If not, ask yourself why not and work on it,

>> No.9218236

>>9218219
Men like to pretend it's about money/"women hate nice guy" because then they can avoid self-reflection.

Also, if you can't get a regular gf then it's not like cosplaying women are going to be any different.

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9218247

>>9218158
learn how to groom yourself better and get a better fashion sense. you look like a neet achmed even though youre probably a spic.

>> No.9218256

>>9218023
>Get a cute cosplay gf
>Find out that in the past, she fucked some beaner at a /cgl/ meetup before
>Some guy lurking this board right NOW has fucked your girlfriend before

It's an odd feeling.

>> No.9218258

>>9218023
Become one.