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>Google "JoJo cosplay">Only asian twink femboys and/or fat pale numales>Not a single developed pec or delt in sightHoly fuck, does no one from /fit/ go to /cgl/ aswell? Would it be too much to ask that you actually have SOMEWHAT the same body proportions as the characters you're cosplaying!?
Post a timestamped shirtless jojo pose, op, I'm sure your body is jojo tier.
>>9192886Because it would take 4+ years natty to even be a quarter as big as a jojoThat's like getting mad at female onepiece cosplayers for not being built like the girl from thereNobody humanly can be
>>9192962Half-assing your HOBBIES is the greatest sin of all, go hard or go home.>>9192942I'm working on it, but my back needs more work, shoulders and core are done tho.
>>9193012M8 even on loads of gear with nearly a decade of lifting nobody can even touch Jojo sizeTake Jeff here for exampleHe qualified for Mr Olympia, been lifitng and on gear since he was 13-14, is know for his wide shoulders, but is still miles from jojo aesthetics
>when girls try to cosplay coat girls without being ten feet tallSmh are they even trying
>>9193041Dear god that looks horrifying
>>9193047And so do JoJos
>>9193056FUCK yeaTime to go liftSONO CHI NO SADAME
>>9193012> waist bigger than headNope
> implying jojo isn't full of twinksWhat does it feel to be anime only trash and still assume you can police what other people do?
>>9193041>>9193071>Autistical over-analyzingIf you wanna go as anyone from say, Jojo, you need to be ripped as fuck.You don't have to match EXACT dimensions.>>9193074>A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader. Who in Jojo's main cast is a twink?
>>9193079>If you wanna go as anyone from say, Jojo, you need to be ripped as fuck.Please tell me more.
>>9193083Jojo, as in the Jojo group
>non-muscular guys cosplaying any JoJo
>>9193079Giorno, Johnny and Gappy are all thin and very feminine, and twink like senpaiThat's 3/7
>>9193124>he watched JOJOLION
All skinny or fat guys should just end themselves.
>>9193130>he only reads SUPER GAR EXTREME manime
>>9193130> watched> WATCHEDOh, you're retarded. Now I feel bad for you.
>>9192942>>9193034>>9193111Gross. Especially the guy.
>>9193143>Gross. Especially the guy.Found the skinny/fat guy.
>>9193143I agree on the guy. Bodybuilders just look fucking nasty especially since it's pretty much all for show
>>9193146Most girls would say that all the non twink jojos are too shredded to be attractiveIt's like Arnold or Ronnie ColemanThat's not what normal people are attracted to
>>9193138>He UNIRONICALLY watches moe-shit and claims he doesn't have mental illnessesI watch JoJo ironically, I shitpost here ironically, do you think a perfect being such as myself would actually do any of these things UNIRONICALLY like yourself?You fucking weeblord.
>>9193149This. The only people who actually like the look of super shredded muscle-bound bros are... super shredded muscle-bound bros. I don't know ANY girl who doesn't find that stuff gross.
>>9193154>part 8 is moeshit
>>9193156ur mum m8, ur mum.
>>9193155Trust me, many girls who lift or do sports even somewhat seriously don't find it gross. >>9193149Arnold looked great. Ronnie is gross.
>>9193160Buuullshit my closest and only female friend plays every sport imaginable and got literally mad at me when i started exercising, and she only dates fat guysAnyone who is cut and has a bmi over 23~ is pretty gross
>>9193168>she only dates fat guysFirst of all, I said "many" and not all. Your female friend is a chubby chaser. I'm a girl, and I think muscle are hot.
>>9193146>implying there are men on /cgl/ha
>>9193173Muscles are hot, but >>9193034 is downright creepy. I'd rather date a chubby guy than someone with arms like that.
>>9193173>i'm a femaleAnd Jeff is natty
>>9193173Muscles like this are gross. A slim but toned body is best on a guy.
>>9193173>>9193183And that being said the guy you posted probably falls into the range (around 23bmi) that i said looks good
>>9193179He's on steroids and also cuts to a low bf% for competition. Body builders don't walk around looking like that during off season. (I also think he looks gross in that pic.)
>>9193179I agree. Being muscular is one thing but there's a point where it just starts to look freakish and weird
>>9193183Um, this is /cgl/. Do you think this board is full of brolitas?
>>9193187You really most natty lifters who've put in 1-2 years end up looking like pic related?Everyone you admire is on steroids.
>>9193195>the picture didn't attachJUST>>9193190Yeah i realized my mistake afterwards desuMy bad
>>9193190> shitty pants> shitty mask> shitty tattooLmao.
>>9193200If they STARTED lifting 2 years ago, never played any sports during childhood, and never ate properly during those 2 years, then yes.
>>9193200Yes, because a lot lifters don't train and diet seriously, and if they do try to train hard, they get injured and stop. I never said anything about a 1-2 year time frame either, anon. Basically what >>9193204 said.
>>9193204>if they are an average person then yes
>>9193210>bad diet>playing videa instead of attending sport>not lifting since teen years>"average"I don't know how stuff is where you're from, but if you check of those boxes above in Norway you're fucking dead kiddo, I would bully you so hard you'd begin enjoying it and gradually become my cumdumpster whom I rape in the showers after gym class. But I never finish inside you, even if you beg, because you're not worthy of my seed.
>>9193210>be "average" lazy person>expect results within 1-2 years of fucking around and not eating properlyWhat? Also the average person DIDN'T play sports in childhood? I thought pretty much everyone played sports as a kid.
>>9193215Sounds like you're trying really hard to compensate desu senpai
>>9193217Sounds like your autism compells you to reply to obvious shitposts.
>>9193215I was going to argue your points but that went hella gay hella fast mateHere in America everyone is fat and lazy athletes are few and far between>>9193216Even with a perfect diet you stand to gain around 10 pounds of muscle a year unless you're still in puberty or a supreme twigThere are maybe 200-300 spots open for sports teams at most schoolsAnd when you consider that many of those schools well over have 5000 students that makes it very abnormal
>>9193219>pot meet kettle
mmmm yeah I'm fapping hard muh aesthetics muh size
THIS is what REAL men look like
>>9193223t. Skinny Fagget
Hot cosplay guys thread?
>>9193246No, let the mods nuke this thread.
>>9193148>all for showYou know ronnie coleman repped 800lbs on squat, right? What do you think is under that skin, air?
>>9193220You don't have to participate in sports through school. I also live in the USA, and I am pretty sure at least half the school did something athletic either on a school team/club or outside of school. And yes, gaining muscle definitely takes time. A lot of the impressive natty "transformations" done in under 2 years are people who have muscle under their fat then cut while putting on all the muscle they can.>>9193246Yes, please let's make this a hot cosplay guys thread.
>>9193246>8/10 body>4/10 slightly retarded babyfaceGod damnit, reminder that lifting won't make up for shitty facial genetics.
>>9193173his belly button is freaking me out
>>9193255And that strength is all for showing off too
>>9193265His face is way more attractive than his body.
>>9193287Not in the slightest, he looks mildly mongoloid, his eyes are too close or too small or something, that french 1800 mole doesnt help either.
>>9193291>goofy yet charming face>overcompesation red flag bodyHis penis has got to be super tiny for him to feel the need to overcompensate this much. If he was fit but average sized he'd be 8/10. As is he's gross and screams of self esteem problems.
>>9193293I was thinking the same. He's honestly not bad looking imo
i want to cosplay tank top tiger from one punch man, but i am worried that i am too much of a twink. i am 6'2" 170lbs.any input is appreciated.
>>9193293>>9193323>physically fit>must be overcompensating, lol small dickShirring stretchers detected
>>919340277KG AT 187CM!!!You've got to be fucking kidding me anon, EAT MORE!!!
>>9193402Drink the milk
>>9193404i have stomach ulcers that make it hard. i have been trying pretty hard for the past 6 months. i used to be 71kg.
>>9193403>someone dislikes overly muscular men>say they'd prefer a fit but average body>must be fatWhatever makes you feel better about your small penis.
>>9193414Nothing against your preferences, but you said he's over compensating with his body when he looks like a high school swimmer
>>9193420But he DOES look like he's overcompensating. That level of muscle is gross.
>>9193420What kind of high school did you go to? All the swimmers at mine were either rail thin or chubby
>>9193423Apparently one where steroids are a part of the school lunch.
>>9193423One where you actually had to be fast
>>9193426>thinks someone that muscular will be fast at swimmingAnon, stop talking out of your ass.
>>9193435>""""""""that muscular""""""""When are y'all gonna learn
>>9193453His head looks so tiny
>>9193453>saying a fully grown man should be what a growing teenage boy looks like on his highschool swim team
>>9193012It's your hobby. It matters as much as you want it to matter.And I tried working or for Jojo, then i couldn't fit my kawaii meido dress.
>>9193453Every professional athlete liftsThat muscle isn't from swimming
>>9193466>every professional athlete lifts and roids on the off seasonmy bad i forgot a part
Impossible Body Standards: The Thread
>>9193496But it's okay because It's not over about expecting girls to be picture perfect models, only guys
>>9193422It's not even that high a level of muscle. I'm guessing numale twinks are the only dudes in your strike zone, huh?
>>9193466Yeah because muscle equals more POWER when swimming. This idea also applies to high school swimming you goddamn morons.
>>9193511Anon, do you not know how to read?>fit but average size
>>9193511How do you function in the real world m8?In my daily life I'm lucky to see one ripped guy every week or so.Do you just sit alone fapping to photoshopped roidheads?
>>9193515The difference is pretty miniscule desu maybe 1-2 secondsThat being said that's a massive difference when you're a pro, but until you're at that level its a pretty pointless endeavourPeople like Phelps could still absolutely destroy everyone below a pro level even if he didn't lift
>>9193402dont cosplay a character that doesn't match your body type
>>9193428Man's a poet.
>>9192886OP be likeAnytime some sociopath comes on demanding unusually high standards you can count it's some person with a gaping deficiency either in socializing or physical attractiveness
>>9193584Men are expected to excel. Only women and losers complain about high standards. Go get some gains, brah.
Sometimes I forget that /cgl/ is mosly a bunch of tumblr tier hambeasts. Its funny how you guys will pick apart each others cosplays for the littlest details when three most important things in cosplay is HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME. This is why Asians will always look better than any americunt cosplayer.
>>9193600that image gave me cancer
>>9193600Go outside more or graduate highschoolThen come back and post more
>>9193520Guess you don't live in an area where people actually give a shit about being active, then. Dudes like that Drake aren't average for sure, but they're far from unicorns around here.
>>9192886>would it be too much to ask>posts a picture of a character who looks like Schwarzenegger in his primeYeah, it kinda fucking is too much to ask, you bell-end. I mean, just LOOK at Joseph.
>>9193619I live by the beach anonI can see 10-15 people going for a run if I go outside in the morningMost people just don't care to look like that
>>9193600I'd suggest you seek professional help, but there is no cure for autism sorry bro
>>9193601Enjoy your lack of job prospects past 30 when no one is mirin your flex anymore due to prioritizing something only other men admireLiterally watching you steroidbros meltdown and lose relationships/friendships in the cosplay community rn is hilarious
>>9193619To be honest, I think the anons that aren't seeing fit/athletic people are just either in their house or at Walmart or in the food court. The obesity rate in my town is over 38%. If you go to Walmart or any shops (even sports stores) here, it truly looks the like the people of Walmart website. However, if you go outside in the morning, you see runners, cyclists, women taking brisk walks with babies in strollers, etc. The gym is obviously full of bros that look like the dude in >>9193600. Are a lot of them on roids? Yeah, for sure. But not all of them are. Also, do a lot of you guys not realize that photos are taken in flattering lighting with angles and flexing? I'm also guessing a lot of these people have a pump and also use filters. Pic is of a blogger who took a photo right after she ate. Then she waited a few hours, went to the gym, and flexed hard.
Is this a muscle thread? Pretending it is even if it's not.This is my boyfriend, and we need some suggestions on what he should cosplay. Was thinking maybe Kamina >>9193601But any other ideas would be welcomed.Kinda sucks because I want to do cute couple cosplays but most girls I like have those girly boy boyfriends and I feel he'd look silly lol
>>9193641There's a difference between being fit/healthy and obsessing over muscles. >>9193643Why would you ever post a picture of your bf shirtless?
>>9193655It's not "her" BF, it's him trying to show off but he's actually screaming of overcompensating
>>9193656I want to fill an aerosol can with my farts and spray it into your cunt.
>>9193184>toningGuess how I know you know nothing about fitness?
>>9193658studies show a correlation between trolls and the dark triad of personality disorders
Opinions on muscle suits?
>>9193666Alright Satan but what else am I supposed to do when I'm bored?
>>9193656if you wanna show off just show off. at least then you're being upfront about your need for attention
>>9193674But then I'd be masturbating for like 10 hours a day.
>>9193656Nope, we totally went to anime expo together and he went as Makoto Tachibana and I went as Kaga from Kancolle. Nice salty try though.
>>9193681I just need cosplay ideas because he had a lot of fun and he enjoyed it and I want him to go with me again.
>>9193643>>9193681Try cosplaying from the same game, maybe? Or comic book. He looks pretty good but his face doesn't look like it suits typical anime boys, even if his body might. Also, can you describe what you look like? I can try to give couple suggestions if you are okay with comic books and vidya. My boyfriend also fits the sports anime type bodies but his face is way too mature, so we've stopped doing sports anime cosplay and have switched to videogames. They might not be cannon couples, but at least it will be from the same series.
>>9193255Yeah and under the same conditions (squat suit etc) this guy squatted 1000lbs x 2.Not saying that muscle isn't muscle but just to be fair training for hypertrophy and training for strength makes a difference. >>9193402You'll probably catch some flak from /cgl/ types especially since the muscle is a big part of his character but I'd say do it. You're pretty cut which helps a lot and will make you look bigger than you are. >>9193601>HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME> why Asians will always look better than any americunt>HEIGHT>ASIANcostanza.jpgFor real though the most important part of cosplay is the actual cosplay. Though I agree /cgl/ tends to be overly critical in a hobby meant to be fun. It's fine in cosplay contests but gulls tend to take the piss out of regular people.>>9193643As long as he's wearing clothes it shouldn't even be obvious that he's super muscular, esp since most anime designs have long sleeves or layers. Which is to say do whatever you want basically. Only reason he'd look silly as a girly boy type character is if he has an especially manly face I think (barring actually little girly boy type characters like nagisa). >>9193669I've never seen one look good enough to be preferable over someones actual body.
>>9193686Ahhh, video games, that's a good one.He has a super mature face so cutisy Makoto and wearing that wig made me laugh straight up so that's a really good one.
>>9193670trolling people at best might amuse you but it literally does nothing to get you money, laid, or more well known unless you are a stand up comic
>>9193670Sacrifice babies to me. Really small adults are also an acceptable replacement.
>>9193690This I approve of
>>9193690thanks for the actual advice!
>>9193665Toning doesn't existBut a body can look like what uneducated anons would call toned
/fit/ posters just can't escape their insecurity no matter what they do in life.
>>9193402I love all the hot dudes falling for this bait :^)
>tfw muscled arms and shoulders but still have a gutSuffering
>>9193690If that guy was to cut down his body fat, he would be more shredded than anyone posted in this thread other than Jeff.
>>9193215>cumdumpster>never finish inside youWhich one is it?Also take your macho bullshit on some other toxic board
>>9193681prime example of why shitty cosplay quality ruins even the /fit/ could have been so much better if either had actually worked on the cosplay rather than showing off. Work on something actually good if you want to show off a body type. This just looks like a mess that maybe a few fatty girls might 'squee' over at a con.
>>9194245No, why would you ever say that? Bara is life.
Holy fuck this thread is cancer. I remember when the only thing Jojo fans used to complain about were cosplayers who wore hooker boots when they cosplayed from it.Then the new anime came out. Suddenly loads of anime only faggots entered the fandom and started making up rules about how women, even if they genderbend, needs to stay far away from Jojo cosplays (even though it was 90% female cosplayers in the past and there are actual prominent females in the series), unfit guys needs to stay away from it, anime colors are canon colors, anime line make-up is the only way, fuck you if you argue any of this. Yes, I'm fucking mad. My favorite fandom through the last 10 years has turned to cancer and I feel more and more ashamed to call myself a Jojo fan every single time I go on the internet now. Can we just fucking go back to complaining about the hooker boots soon? Nobody is ever gonna be fit enough to perfectly portray the early Jojos.
>>9193681Actually put some effort into the wig and skip the fanny pack next time. No bags should be present in photos, fucking hell.
W-where are the b-bearmode husbands?:(
>>9192886>friend loses arm to cancer>gf dumps him mid chemo>likes BerserkFour years of working out and riding bicycles later he's Guts mode.
>>9194352I feel your pain
>>9193215All I can see is salt over how irrelevant you are in the Norwegian cosplay community.
>>9193658Isnt that from the Gaki Batsu specials?
>>9194364>tfw no thick bf
>>9194397If my bf actually worked out (as much as he pretends that he does) he'd be less chubby and more beefy. I keep trying to motivate him. So close
This fucking thread.>Imply cgl doesn't want a fit boyfriend.
>>9193034>those veinsdo people really find this attractive? holy fuck
>>9194472>there's anyone actually worth dating on online dating Anyone who has to resort to dating online is garbage that nobody in the real world wanted.
>>9194201Sorry im new here
>>9193188>>9193188Coincidentally it's also about where you can be 100% certain they're on steroids. Try to find a pre-1939 bodybuilder or strongman who looks grotesque. You won't.Picture related, this guy had the floor press world record for 20 years and the next guy beat him by 2kg for another 20 years, until synthetic testosterone became available.
>>9194495This guy right here is joocy. I like minimal vascularity, so one vein popping in the bicep is pretty nice.
>>9194485someone sounds salty
>>9194495THIS is what I mean. This is hot. Can we go back to this please?
>>9194533The problem with bodybuilding and weightlifting in todays age is that there is a huge misconception on what can and can not be done naturally and also how long it will take to achive a nice physique. This is causing more people to take steroids (roughly 1 out of 4 gym goes is enhanced in some way) to try and achive their goals but end up getting body dysphoria causing them to leave humanity behind and become a monster. Pic somewhat related, this is pretty much the natty limit for people with average genetics.
>>9194531>someone points out a fact that's hard to swallow>LOL SALTY LOLyeah, I'm the salty one.
>>9194540Why wouldn't people want to look like this instead of grotesque muscle monsters? idgi
>>9194555I'm not the single one here
>>9194565>I'm singleI'm married.
>>9194564It's because people want to reach nice "natty limit" physiques in a short amount of time. Then they spiral out of control. I overhear people talk about it at my gym sometimes, and they either want to get to their goal body quickly or overcome a plateau easily.
>>9194564Because it takes 4-5 years to hit the natty limitBut only>>9194565 about 2 to become bigger than that on roids
>>9194564Because it would take about 5 years to get to the natty limitBut only about 2 to be bigger than that when on gear
>>9194533STOP BODY SHAMING ME!t. chocolategolem.
>>9194495Dear god I think this turned me gay.
Seriously cosplaying someone you look nothing like is the same as a fat person wearing a bikini.You ain't got it, so stop trying to flaunt it.I'm a tall and thin guy, I do a great Harry Dresden and a terrible Mario. My Wal/Luigi is pretty good, though.I don't understand people who try to flaunt what they don't have. Of course, I also don't understand why 70% of the US is overweight, obese or morbidly obese and only a minority of the healthy weight folks are actually fit.>>9194495Jiminyfuck that's aesthetic. Wouldbendoverfor/10
>>9195384>I don't understand people who try to flaunt what they don't haveI mean, you keep posting despite not having a single brain cell, so...
>>9194540>>9194495You will never be aesthetic as Frank Zane if you stay natty. I mean you will never be as aesthetic as him if you are on juice but you can come alot closer than being natty.
>>9195498And that's a bad thing?
>>9193225Nope. This is.
>>9195590Sorry but frank Zane is the most aesthetic thing to ever roam this earth. I mean Zyzz tried to get this aesthetic but died in the process.
>>9195498Zane will always be the king of aesthetics Pic related.
>>9195606>>9196515For /fit/ bros maybe.
>>9193284>disparaging showing off>in a cosplay thread
>>9195573>those stick legs
>>9193149I'm a girl, and I think huge muscles are hot. Joseph is the sexiest anime character I've ever seen.
>>9193639I'm kind of mad I'm responding to this bait, but three hours a week renders a pretty great level of fitness. Far from the levels of prioritizing people put into most hobbies.
>>9193600Cuckoldry circlejerk swinger parties...
>>9195388fatty spottedHow's it feel to be repulsive and incapable of basic physical activity because you're lazy and stupid?I'm guessing miserable.imunhappybecauseieatandieatbecauseimunhappy.fatbastard
>>9193690Ronnie wasn't wearing a squat suit.
Haven't taken a new picture in a while, but I look fairly similar (just a big more lean) than I do in this pic. I feel like it'd be fun to cosplay as Yabuki Joe
>>9197069Ongggg ur sooo groce I bet ur dick is small lol from all the steroids
>>9197078;) you can find out in my bed
>>9193223zane still is a fucking god
>>9193200I look like that and I don't even lift.
>>9194480The thing is he's not going to look like that under normal conditions. He's probably dehydrated himself for a couple of days and starved himself so he's more toned and veiny. Most days he'd look a lot more normal and not like his skin is saran wrapped
>>9194472this is legit how me and my boyfriend met. It's not our picture but we met on OKC and now are couples cosplayers in Houston. He's /fit / so I lucked out xD
>>9193012prove it like >>9192942 says
>>9193155>>9193149But Jonathan is made for lewd
>>9193402Anyone at 6'+ needs to also be 200lbs+ to avoid skellington modeManlets have it easy in that aspect